Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HamBiscuit;5847131]I read this as $195 total based on the unbreakable code of $ = 100 that some use on here. Of course, maybe it was $95 for FS.

Good Luck.[/QUOTE]I know. I am the old geezer that bitches about what things cost today. I would be broke if I lived in the Dominican Republic, just got back. $30 for a fantastic one hour massage for another $40 BBBJCIM or CFS, for another $20 after that BBFSCIP. Not that I would do that, but it is available. Ya'll need to save up these $200-$250, get you a plane ticket and monger all week for $300. I almost think every woman down there will give you a massage if you ask them. I was in a gift shop and this super hot thing kept asking me what I was looking for and following me. Then kind of whispers "massage"? My wife was standing right there. And my wife was like, "you just got a massage this morning" "save your money, you are going to want another hand job, or blow job or whatever tomorrow. " When the sales woman heard her say that, she was like "you, come back tomorrow!" We were dying laughing, but we were kind of high too, so there's that.

[QUOTE=BadAssociation;5847649]I know. I am the old geezer that bitches about what things cost today. I would be broke if I lived in the Dominican Republic, just got back. $30 for a fantastic one hour massage for another $40 BBBJCIM or CFS, for another $20 after that BBFSCIP. Not that I would do that, but it is available. Ya'll need to save up these $200-$250, get you a plane ticket and monger all week for $300. I almost think every woman down there will give you a massage if you ask them. I was in a gift shop and this super hot thing kept asking me what I was looking for and following me. Then kind of whispers "massage"? My wife was standing right there. And my wife was like, "you just got a massage this morning" "save your money, you are going to want another hand job, or blow job or whatever tomorrow. " When the sales woman heard her say that, she was like "you, come back tomorrow!" We were dying laughing, but we were kind of high too, so there's that.[/QUOTE]LOL. That is awesome!! May have to take your advice, sans girlfriend.

[QUOTE=HamBiscuit;5847131]I read this as $195 total based on the unbreakable code of $ = 100 that some use on here. Of course, maybe it was $95 for FS.

Good Luck.[/QUOTE]I may have screwed that up. The total was 195. Is that then $. 95?

[QUOTE=Shelby01;5848128]I may have screwed that up. The total was 195. Is that then $. 95?[/QUOTE]That is the way I understood it to be 195. Like Hambiscuit said $ = 100.

[QUOTE=SquatRack;5848275]That is the way I understood it to be 195. Like Hambiscuit said $ = 100.[/QUOTE]I've been on this board for a while, but I never understood this secret, yet so transparent code for pricing used here.

Can anyone give me a simple, rational reason for not using the standard method, like $250, or $375 when expressing the price of a service?

[QUOTE=Confused1966;5849108]I've been on this board for a while, but I never understood this secret, yet so transparent code for pricing used here.

Can anyone give me a simple, rational reason for not using the standard method, like $250, or $375 when expressing the price of a service?[/QUOTE]Keep it simple no codes. If it's 220 say it's 220.

I haven't been to an AMP yet. What can I expect? And are "extras" provided each time? DM me if you want to disclose anything publicly.

[QUOTE=Confused1966;5849108]I've been on this board for a while, but I never understood this secret, yet so transparent code for pricing used here.

Can anyone give me a simple, rational reason for not using the standard method, like $250, or $375 when expressing the price of a service?[/QUOTE]I was wondering the same thing confused. I don't have any real decoding skills but that one is easy even for me LOL. Maybe against forum rules. Can anyone answer this conundrum?

#1 was busy, so I decided to TOFTT and try this place out. The person I got was late 40's at best (same with the other person I saw on the way in). Overall a rather kick-ass massage. She found some sore spots I didn't know about. I think this place is legit because there was not even the slightest hint of extras. If you're looking for a good massage only, go for it. Then again, YMMV.

Unfortunate miss. I hope you guys have better luck than me!

Sage advice! It is insane what people pay here locally. I have not ventured into the escort scene here in many years. There are some amazing options outside the US. The quality here locally sucks. And that's putting it mildly. You can have infinitely higher quality for half the price elsewhere. The government and the media will tell you how dangerous these locales are. LOL I hope they keep up that narrative because life is so damn good. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=BadAssociation;5847649]I know. I am the old geezer that bitches about what things cost today. I would be broke if I lived in the Dominican Republic, just got back. $30 for a fantastic one hour massage for another $40 BBBJCIM or CFS, for another $20 after that BBFSCIP. Not that I would do that, but it is available. Ya'll need to save up these $200-$250, get you a plane ticket and monger all week for $300. I almost think every woman down there will give you a massage if you ask them. I was in a gift shop and this super hot thing kept asking me what I was looking for and following me. Then kind of whispers "massage"? My wife was standing right there. And my wife was like, "you just got a massage this morning" "save your money, you are going to want another hand job, or blow job or whatever tomorrow. " When the sales woman heard her say that, she was like "you, come back tomorrow!" We were dying laughing, but we were kind of high too, so there's that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BadAssociation;5847649]I know. I am the old geezer that bitches about what things cost today. I would be broke if I lived in the Dominican Republic, just got back. $30 for a fantastic one hour massage for another $40 BBBJCIM or CFS, for another $20 after that BBFSCIP. Not that I would do that, but it is available. Ya'll need to save up these $200-$250, get you a plane ticket and monger all week for $300. [/QUOTE]You should write us a guide all about mongering in DR!

NH Tanya is always a blast. Have not found another woman like her at other AMP's. $2 FS.

Willow is a haul for me but usually a good time. $22 FS.

Vida last time I went in, not my taste. 2 heavier gals but previous times when they have some spinners is nice. $2 FS.

These are the only 3 AMP I have gotten FS from. Any other ones out there fellas? I know Green does but have not tried them.

This is a pricy hobby LOL.

[QUOTE=Villain864;5850877]NH Tanya is always a blast. Have not found another woman like her at other AMP's. $2 FS.

Willow is a haul for me but usually a good time. $22 FS.

Vida last time I went in, not my taste. 2 heavier gals but previous times when they have some spinners is nice. $2 FS.

These are the only 3 AMP I have gotten FS from. Any other ones out there fellas? I know Green does but have not tried them.

This is a pricy hobby LOL.[/QUOTE]Chi spa across from the flea markets on 101, but. Euuwww.

New one, can't remember name, across from the urgent care on 290 in Duncan.

Alba in Spartanburg.

[QUOTE=Villain864;5850877]NH Tanya is always a blast. Have not found another woman like her at other AMP's. $2 FS.

Willow is a haul for me but usually a good time. $22 FS.

Vida last time I went in, not my taste. 2 heavier gals but previous times when they have some spinners is nice. $2 FS.

These are the only 3 AMP I have gotten FS from. Any other ones out there fellas? I know Green does but have not tried them.

This is a pricy hobby LOL.[/QUOTE]Lily on Augusta, about 150. Stress Away 200.

I'm in town for a few weeks and I've driven by this place a few times. Anyone have any luck here? RM reviews are from 2017 and I was hoping someone here might have tried it recently. Thanks in advance.