AMP on Western Above Parks BBQ.
No hanky panky, good massage though. Table massage was great too. But they say no funny business.
RIP OFF! Tulip Spa & Massage
Tulip Spa & Massage also known as Oasis Spa in Lakewood is a joke! Fake massage, which is fine. But after 5 minutes says turn over $300 for FS and $200 for HJ. As soon as I said hell no, the mood changed and then said ok give me $40 tip if you want me to continue the massage. Total rip off place. Stay away!
Since when did goldfinger become fucken cheers?
So this a review of goldfinger on Thursday night around 745 pm.
I get in to the joint and jenny is the mamasan. Jenny is this blonde frosted hair Asian hag who must be the fucken shit on the weekends in hacienda heights. I would lick tom brady's ass crack to find out her date of birth. She would prolly be great in some cum dump in the sgv because she can pass for 38 in the dim light of some stucco fourplex.
She gave me a handjob probably months ago and even licked my nipples. Her breath smelled like 2 day old dim sum. I made it clear that my dick was not to be touched by her.
She said that I would be rubbed out by Selina, I did ask for yuki, but "she no here".
I go to room #1 and Selina is this mildly obese Asian in a kind of yoga pant suit. Her face kind of looks like the hoda girl from today show if hoda was hit by a wooden bat.
She started a hard massage on my back and I rebuked her and said soft. She went hard again and I reminded her – she then said "oh so sorry, I go soft". She then just kind of tickles my back all over and and eventually got to my crack and nuts. I let her do that for awhile and I think she said I should flip.
She flipped me and had the oil about 5 feet away and I made her to full on dick work and ball juggling and some ass fingering for 15 min. She did not complain and I was a little disturbed by just how hard I was. Kind of fun to have her stop by forcing her to get more oil. Just as I was building a groove, the odd thing happens.
First, a monger comes in and loudly asked for Cynthia. I think I saw this one – she may be hot. He was then walked into a room near me.
Then, a monger came in and wanted to know how late they were open. He was quite loud and could not quite get the chinglish being spoken.
He left.
I finally blew my stack and Selina left to get me "two hot towel".
In the meantime, there began a full on monger convention at the foyer of the place. One guy had just finished with Cynthia – looked like a slim Asian guy with a tan leather jacked. Another monger was asking about their hours and if they took cc – this guy looked like a high school vice principal. Look, there are places you do not hang out and stand in. Millennials do this shit all the time. They stand in doorways, they open their car doors into the street and talk to each other, they stand and do not move on line at whole foods, they take a fucken year to mix their drink at starbucks by the sugar counter. All of these are what I call positive space – space that is needed by others. If you want to be autistic, do it in the corner. But even that is nothing compared to these asshole mongers who were loitering in the lobby. Literally had to leave by the back door because high school vice principal fucko and slim Asian tan leather jacket fucko seemed to be having a coffee klatch at goldfinger.
40 bucks for the time, 40 for the jerk off. It was ok, but the fucken mongers hanging out I can do without.
