Massage Parlor Reports

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May the force be with U. Or may they force it on you.

Is the sun open on sundays? And what are the hours? Thanks much appreciated.

I stopped by Fantacty this weekend and met up with the new girl Kim. She's about 28 years old. 4'11" frame, B cup, and shoulder length hair. As sort of a French, sultry look about her. She speaks very chirpy English but also talks with her hands. I'm going to say I was totally surprised by her. She comes off very demure with a hint of flirtiness (kissed my nipple while toweling me off). So I didn't think anything of it. During the TS she had to climb onto the table to wash my other half. Standard TS followed by sauna then to the room for hour long massage without Ada (they were busy). When the massage ended and I tipped what followed was just amazing in her performance. Let me just say she was a wild child. She was a combination of Sun Mya's yoga techniques mixed in with Ocean Sophia's and SUN's Nana's PSE, oral and vocal dramatics. And she would look you in the eye the entire time. We explored every inch of that room that I haven't seen for awhile. Would say she's one of the best offer since Mickey.

[QUOTE=Bob Mc Bobby;1284285]Is the sun open on sundays? And what are the hours? Thanks much appreciated.[/QUOTE]The SUN nevers sets in the never ending SPA WARS with a little background music from Jang Woo Hyuk.

[url]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkw2q_jang-woo-hyuk-sun-that-never-sets[/url]

[QUOTE=Vampireweekend; 1284325]The SUN nevers sets in the never ending SPA WARS with a little background music from Jang Woo Hyuk.

[url]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkw2q_jang-woo-hyuk-sun-that-never-sets[/url][/QUOTE]I'm tired of it.

What the hell is with VIP? They don't answer there phone ever and last 2 times stopping by there closed? How is anyone seeing anyone there? If you have some secret for getting service there please feel free to PM or post the info!

Took my big hogger in the back door the other day. Took a while, went very slow, and she was begging me to stop, but once I was in, I had to give it a ride. Only lasted about 45 seconds and she had all she could handle, so I cleaned it off and went back up front where she continued to love every minute of it. Reaffirmed that she is my ATF GFE and even PSE if I want it. What a champ. Sammy was sort of a ***** for a minute, must have been in a bad mood. She came around afterwards though, and walked me out while talking about her new flowers all around the place. She wants to fuck me, but I won't give it to her so she gets mad sometimes.

[QUOTE]She wants to fuck me, but I won't give it to her so she gets mad sometimes.[/QUOTE]Unnhunn sure she does champ, you go with that. Glad you had a good time, sorry about the 45 sec thing, maybe next time you want to keep that to yourself?

Betty / Patty is back at Fantacy for two weeks along with the new girl Kim (who will be there till the end of this week). Another girl due at the end of the week.

Remember Amish Made's outlandish report (under the title "I can't believe it's not butter" Post #2879, 1-18-11) about the so called She Male that was supposedly working in one of the spas? Here is an excerpt of his report:

[quote]Had a first time experience the other day at a warren spa. I asked what girls were working and mama rushed me to a room and I waited for 15 minutes before she came back, she brings in two girls says one is a regular, other is visiting and is "very special" girl. Well very special girl is cute but has a penis and is a TS visiting for a short time from NYC, the other girl was chubby and I said no. The TS gets more $ than usual she says, my god I am freaky and I was really considering it but at the last minute said no.

This was no boy with a wig, this was an all out beautiful asian lady with a tool and big fake jugs. I am not gay but this was a huge turn on. Has this thing ever happened to anyone else in warren? I've talked to others in Chicago and Texas who said some AMPs have them full time on staff as an option. Are asian ladyboys the next big thing? Or too freaky for Ohio?

YODER[/quote]Well, it's loosely based on a truth except there is not a she male working one of the spas. It seems that one of the best of the best has a male masseuse on staff. His purpose? Not really sure but I also know his dad (supposedly a construction worker) alledgely helps out Sammy with some intel and computer work. But with Sammie's affinity for wigs you know she might call this male masseuse into duty when in a pinch during their busy moments. So if you're in a darken room and Nana walks in and asks you in a deep voice "hard or soft" I would recommend that you take a second look. I hope my brother did so before his supposed Greek excursion with Nana.

Now the interesting thing with this male masseuse is that he alledgely fits the description of the poster that posted the fake STD report on Fantacy Tammie a while back. How do I know? Because I did some intel work on him and even seen him at SUN reclining on the couch watching TV. This poster had made two visits to Fantacy to see Tammie specifically and both times acted very weird and had some physical performance anxiety / problems during his visit. This way he could post and give a description of the rooms and everything else so that his post seemed pausible but he made many mistakes within his post that pointed to his deception. What were his reasons for such posts? Well, it just fits the modus operandi of my mama in her ever ending quest to be the one and only best in the never ending saga of SPA WARS.

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Or as my favorite South Park character would say:

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Nice peach. Nice natural apples. My first visit to her. Very anxious to please. Great full service. My only issueat fantasy. No slip and slide. No nude massage.

Ok so here we go. Vamp are you like magnum pi or (fagnum pi)?

Does anyone else find it odd that there is so much investigating going on. Maybe vamp is a woman. He loves to drudge up the past! Have you thought of working for a security company, maybe sammi can get you in with the old night guard. You guys can ride around, eat donuts, and t- bag each other. I thought you may be looking for work with all your spare time! I will grant, that there you do give out some good factual stuff sometimes. The it is clouded by total retardation. (I got a good story for ya. Its about the areas# 1 GFE. And an afternoon of blissful delight) just ask!

[QUOTE=Barber Shop;1284536]What the hell is with VIP? They don't answer there phone ever and last 2 times stopping by there closed? How is anyone seeing anyone there? If you have some secret for getting service there please feel free to PM or post the info![/QUOTE]Tina went on vacation a week and a half ago. A few days back, Julie called me and told me she had to go to NY. Unfortunately, Anna does not speak English well enough to stay at the spa by herself. That would be too dangerous. So, Anna joined Julie in the trip to NY.

Don't worry, VIP Spa will be open next weekend.

Ok I went to visit Meme this weekend at Sun, and had a very good time (but you know she is one of my favs). Anyway on the way out Sammy gave me a hug. I can say for a fact that she does not want me in anyway. Unlike some other posters on here she did not wink at me in that sexy way or give me that secret sign. She did ask me if I wanted a coke for the drive home, but not if I wanted to her to come home with me. I don't know what I did wrong. I followed that other guys advice to the letter, but nothing. All I can say is some guys have it but not me.

(on a side note, Meme was great)

[QUOTE=Vampireweekend; 1285033]Remember Amish Made's outlandish report (under the title "I can't believe it's not butter" Post #2879, 1-18-11) about the so called She Male that was supposedly working in one of the spas?

Well, it's loosely based on a truth except there is not a she male working one of the spas. It seems that one of the best of the best has a male masseuse on staff. His purpose? Not really sure but I also know his dad (supposedly a construction worker) alledgely helps out Sammy with some intel and computer work. But with Sammie's affinity for wigs you know she might call this male masseuse into duty when in a pinch during their busy moments. So if you're in a darken room and Nana walks in and asks you in a deep voice "hard or soft" I would recommend that you take a second look. I hope my brother did so before his supposed Greek excursion with Nana.[/QUOTE]Really. You really think Sammie would send a man with a wig into a massage room to service a customer?