On this misadventure in mongering, I present to you Zayda: [URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/california/san-diego/bodyrubs/body-rubs/zayda-vnulbqv-160-vip-today-special-29815.html[/URL] whom I also believed went by Sasha at one time.
It was the morning time and I was in the mood to F, you know that hit it hard from the back kind. I saw Zayda had a special of 1. 6 for a qv, and her pictures looked decent. I texted her and she was able to accommodate. So I parked in front of an all too familiar corner building and wait for the message that says knock 3 times. I get it and do as such, she opens the door and ok, not as beautiful as I was expecting but I'm on a time crunch so it'll make do.
I wash my hands, drop the dono and lay on the table. She takes off her tight dress and those curves spilled out like James Deen on Mulholland dr. Oh well, I can do this. She gets the captain at full mass, puts his hat on and I bend her over the table. But, I couldn't get it in her, like physically, I could not penetrate her. She motions me to lay on the table and she climbs on top, and that's when I figured out why, she has very large labia majora and was dry, very dry. She used some oil and I was able to slide in her while she rode me but that didn't do it for me. After a bit, we tried doggy again, her bent over the table, on the corner couch, no dice. I was not able to penetrate her even with her guiding the captain into the port. I went flaccid several times as I was trying to penetrate her, and was having a harder time getting re-erected each time.
Finally being frustrated and having no luck with the doggy position, she laid on the table and we went for boring mish. I was not a fan of that position because her looks and chubbyness was not doing it for me. So I just closed my eyes and went for it, finally able to nut. She pulls the condom off with it still inside her (but the opening hanging out and not fully inside her) and I made sure to watch her throw it in the garbage.
I get dressed, we exchange pleasantries and on my way I went. What was suppose to be a QV ended up being about 20 minutes due to the lack of F'ing and trying to find positions that would work. Needless to say, I won't be repeating.