100 percent accurate. Lisa is the best legit massuse I have had in a long time. She has had me in tears a couple of times as she has pushed her thumbs into my back and calves.
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100 percent accurate. Lisa is the best legit massuse I have had in a long time. She has had me in tears a couple of times as she has pushed her thumbs into my back and calves.
First time at Relax on Archer so I didn't know what to expect; didn't get a chance to read up first.
Nice clean place, lots of rooms and I saw three girls none of them real old and all looking pretty good for a Chicago AMP.
Paid .4 for 30 minutes and was sent back with Cherry who was cute and probably in her 30's. No mention of TS, but I asked for a shower and was offered a stand-up.
Good legit massage. On flip, no mention of tip and I got a pretty good tug. Cherry didn't really want to play, but with a little pursuit I managed to get a nip in my mouth. That was about it though, she said they only give HJ there, nothing else. Is that true? Cherry had a nice bod that I really wanted explore.
Left .4, got my bottle of water and left happy about 45 minutes later.
[QUOTE=Friendofjill]This was my first "apartment" experience. The girl is quite attractive, and she was friendly to me, possibly because I speak a little Chinese. It was a very thorough session, totally satisfactory but a little mechanical, perhaps. Am I to understand that if I try different apartments in the future, I probably won't do as well?[/QUOTE]
You got it, at least as far as Gina's places are concerned. Thai Palace is more reliable in terms of quality, but you'll spend 1.6 I've been to all of Gina's locations and she always promises girls that are young, beautiful, and a good likeness to the photos--almost never happens. She must think that if you bat .200, you can qualify for the all-star game. The good side: if you don't like what you see, she won't hassle you about turning around and leaving.
I went the second day they were open. I got a SMOKIN' HOT polish gal in her very early twenties. The massage was ok, the handshake was fair. The girl was a solid 8 or 9.
Good Luck!
[QUOTE=Orangecrush]Is anyone having any luck at the Bella location on Western (north of Armitage)? I was there once and struck out. Got no vibe from the girl, but tried anyway.
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[QUOTE=Slim]First time at Relax on Archer so I didn't know what to expect; didn't get a chance to read up first.
Nice clean place, lots of rooms and I saw three girls none of them real old and all looking pretty good for a Chicago AMP.
Paid .4 for 30 minutes and was sent back with Cherry who was cute and probably in her 30's. No mention of TS, but I asked for a shower and was offered a stand-up.
Good legit massage. On flip, no mention of tip and I got a pretty good tug. Cherry didn't really want to play, but with a little pursuit I managed to get a nip in my mouth. That was about it though, she said they only give HJ there, nothing else. Is that true? Cherry had a nice bod that I really wanted explore.
Left .4, got my bottle of water and left happy about 45 minutes later.[/QUOTE]I would guess that is all they give. You can tell by the clothes they wear. Not easy off, easy on indicates they stay on.
Saw an ad on CL the other day for massage at Peterson & Cicero. This is on the way home so I thought why not. I had a vague feeling that I had read a report about this location. Could not remember if it was good or bad and unfortunately did not get time to RTFF.
Door was opened by a not very attractive chunky Asian lady who it turns out is Mongolian. She is very friendly so I just decided to close my eyes and go along for the ride. Massage was a combination of Swedish and feather touch bouncing continually from one to the other.
Turned over and she could see my enjoyment of the feather touch. She said "you want massage here". I replied in the affirmative and she turned around and here is where I had the AHA moment when the previous mongers report came back to me. She had slipped on some gloves and proceeded to oil me up and go to town. The HJ was okay until the finish. I hate it when a chick has got some momentum going and just when you start to cum she changes what she is doing. She moved her hands down to the base and squeezed like she was grabbing a rope while hanging off a cliff. I am not into pain during pleasure so that kind of put a damper on the finish.
Price was .6 and I gave her .4 tip. By the way she asked for this after the flip and before she grabbed the johnson. This is another pet peeve as I think it is a mood spoiler. Anyway I would not repeat and would not recommend.
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]I would guess that is all they give. You can tell by the clothes they wear. Not easy off, easy on indicates they stay on.[/QUOTE]
There's this variation also, which I see at Rose & other AMP's.
The short dress (a good sign) with the tights or knickers underneath
(a bad sign or a signal at least that they're not going to make things
easy for you.)
The wearing of panties underneath the tights are pretty much a
forgetaboutit scenario, along with long pants, heavy sweaters.
T-man
I know some of you guys are gonna think I'm a shill or somethin' for Gina, but in this case I'm simply the purveyor of reliable info: I just dropped by Gina's latest location on S. Wabash) and saw "BeBe". If you like Asian rimming and dirty talking (in English), she's well worth a visit--less mechanical than the younger YoYo at "Lake/Halsted", but not as good looking. Always ask for the half hour rate (1.2)
I saw an ad in the June GP for Oriental Spa. The ad showed a map, of an area around Harlem and I90, with instructions to exit on Harlem.
I searched this thread for Oriental Spa, and saw some posts from early 2008 indicating that it had closed (and some posters indicated some regret, since they though it was a nice place).
I was in the area today, so I thought I would check it out. The ad states $1.6 flat, which is sorta like appartment pricing more than an AMP. Anyway, I could not even find the place. I drove on Harlem around I-90 in each direction looking for it, but did not see it. Then I called the number, and I could not understand the Asian lady who answered. I kept repeating questions regarding whether I needed an appointment, or what was their address, and I could not understand her reply. After repeating my questions several times and not being able to understand her, I gave up trying.
If any one can tell me where this place is at (and whether I can just walk in or if I need an appointment), I will eventually get back there and will report on my experience.
[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]There's this variation also, which I see at Rose & other AMP's. The short dress (a good sign) with the tights or knickers underneath (a bad sign or a signal at least that they're not going to make things easy for you.)
The wearing of panties underneath the tights are pretty much a forgetaboutit scenario, along with long pants, heavy sweaters.
T-man[/QUOTE]One more critical layer you forgot to mention: If when feeling in the saddle, you discover a pad; game over.
[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]I saw an ad in the June GP for Oriental Spa. The ad showed a map, of an area around Harlem and I90, with instructions to exit on Harlem.
I searched this thread for Oriental Spa, and saw some posts from early 2008 indicating that it had closed (and some posters indicated some regret, since they though it was a nice place).
I was in the area today, so I thought I would check it out. The ad states $1.6 flat, which is sorta like appartment pricing more than an AMP. Anyway, I could not even find the place. I drove on Harlem around I-90 in each direction looking for it, but did not see it. Then I called the number, and I could not understand the Asian lady who answered. I kept repeating questions regarding whether I needed an appointment, or what was their address, and I could not understand her reply. After repeating my questions several times and not being able to understand her, I gave up trying.
If any one can tell me where this place is at (and whether I can just walk in or if I need an appointment), I will eventually get back there and will report on my experience.[/QUOTE]
Judging by the fact that they advertise "$160 flat," I'd say it's an Asian apartment. Getting someone on the phone who doesn't speak very good English goes with the territory.
[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]I saw an ad in the June GP for Oriental Spa. The ad showed a map, of an area around Harlem and I90, with instructions to exit on Harlem.
I searched this thread for Oriental Spa, and saw some posts from early 2008 indicating that it had closed (and some posters indicated some regret, since they though it was a nice place).
I was in the area today, so I thought I would check it out. The ad states $1.6 flat, which is sorta like appartment pricing more than an AMP. Anyway, I could not even find the place. I drove on Harlem around I-90 in each direction looking for it, but did not see it. Then I called the number, and I could not understand the Asian lady who answered. I kept repeating questions regarding whether I needed an appointment, or what was their address, and I could not understand her reply. After repeating my questions several times and not being able to understand her, I gave up trying.
If any one can tell me where this place is at (and whether I can just walk in or if I need an appointment), I will eventually get back there and will report on my experience.[/QUOTE]Sounds like an apartment to me. She was probably telling you where to go to make the next phone call.
[QUOTE=Marak5]I have had many experiences around Chicago MP's. No luck at all!
I do not think that "luck" is involved as much as your vibes.
Once I went to an AMP with a Hollywood producer and a Navy officer. I was known there and went back for massagees immediately with Bob Hollywood. Joe Navy had to wait for an available girl. An hour later Bob and my times were up (with happy endings) and we found Joe still in the waiting room. It turned out that he was ignored while other customers came in after him and were bumped to the front of the line. Joe Navy left with blue balls that day.
At a different AMP, I once brought a newbee with me to get a massage. We both went back to our rooms and I had a happy ending but my friend was just rubbed not tugged. I was well known at this AMP as well, so there was no reason not to give my friend the happy slappy.
My point is, you must be doing something wrong. If you go to an AMP with good reviews on this site and are still shot down, then you must somehow be doing something berry, berry wong. The AMPs red flag you for a reason.
[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]There's this variation also, which I see at Rose & other AMP's. The short dress (a good sign) with the tights or knickers underneath (a bad sign or a signal at least that they're not going to make things easy for you.)
The wearing of panties underneath the tights are pretty much a forgetaboutit scenario, along with long pants, heavy sweaters.
T-man[/QUOTE]I know we just hit the hotter days but since your on the topic. What about the winter? This is my 1st year mongering, Do we just depend on what we know? Or do they dress the same. Ish.? I had one with long pants on, spandex like. And that went no where quick.
Thanks in advance
[QUOTE=Softswap]One more critical layer you forgot to mention: If when feeling in the saddle, you discover a pad; game over.[/QUOTE]
About the only instance when a "padded saddle" is bad for "riding"!!!