Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Quacktastic;5939037]So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers![/QUOTE]Lmao. Nice parody of all the try-hard posts we've seen lately.

[QUOTE=AlexKx93;5939170]Lmao. Nice parody of all the try-hard posts we've seen lately.[/QUOTE]Wait. You're telling me those guys didn't actually bang 12 girls a day and inseminate 800 women? I feel violated.

[QUOTE=SCJames;5938957]MM for short.[/QUOTE]Because its close to the Dairy District. And they Milk your Dick.

Not from the area, but was excited to finally visit MM that I've read about. I believe she said her name was Jun Jun. It was two words, both started with J's, could have been Jui Jui, but that seems like the name of a place out here. She has an awesome build, literally everything I would look for. Really friendly and energetic, comms got a little tricky here and there. I thought we were spoiled in Tampa, but I see what you all mean about the customer service out here. Yeah the warm water oral thing was cool, but also a bit of my downfall. Not a fan of tuma, but I suck at communicating next time I'd probably just say don't do that. She was rather toothy in the oral dept though. No real focus of massage like we have back west, just straight to it. So much oral focus that when I gave her the sign to hold up she just wrapped me up, jumped on, and jack hammered it out of me. Would have really wanted to go for the CIM since that's never an option out here, but couldn't hold out. I got introduced to Sophia, she seemed cool, not as big up top or as narrow as Jun Jun. Definitely looking forward to coming back. Also want to check out BO that I hear so much about.

So far have experienced 2 of the "big 3" and just experienced BO for the first time today. Just wanted to start contributing to the board I've been lurking the past few months.

MM. As the gold standard I have been here a few more times than others. First time was with Kiki. And did she set the bar high. Across the board from the shower to the massage to the expertise in making it feel relatively unique. As someone who frequent strip clubs and know when someone is a good charmer, she definitely had that people skill. Next was with Sophia, whom I believe is even more attractive and gives me Lucy Liu vibes. However, it was definitely much more robotic than the GFE I felt with Kiki. Not to mention I think a few others reported similar slip ups. I'd give her another try depending on reports swinging more positively. Next two times have been with Amanda and she definitely enjoys blowing bubbles lolol. Have yet to meet Mocha or Jiu Jiu.

NDS. Heard about the 4 hand massage and figure why not give it a try. The exterior of this massage parlor feels like it's out of place (IYKYK) but once you see the cameras inside, it actually gave me more peace of mind than weird me out. Can't recall one of their names but the other one was Summer iirc. May repeat with a different duo.

BO. Pretty confused by today. First time at BO and pulled Lily. Not Latina and hadn't seen anything about a very nice Asian mid-30's lady with great hands in previous reviews but it may have slipped me. Got an above average massage but perhaps it's because I went closer to the evening?

Just a little FYI, Bobby at VIP is Lulu from you-massage. And she doesn't do any bare, except by. Also, the Jenny at the spa on Hiawassee is not the Jenny from you.[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[QUOTE=PapaChulu;5938411]Does anyone know when Vicky will be back? I haven't seen her yet, she I s definitely on my list to visit when she returns.

Thanks!

PC.[/QUOTE]I caught her the last day she worked before her vacation. She said she'd be back June 1st.

[QUOTE=SackMan;5940049]I caught her the last day she worked before her vacation. She said she'd be back June 1st.[/QUOTE]Thank you! I will make sure I go see her when she returns.

PC.

Will be in town lateish (11 pm) from what I've read all the good places close by then. Any recommendations for outcall "massage" specialists? I will be spending the next day visiting the local favorites of course. Thanks in advance gentlemen.

I just had fun with a White woman at BO. She was excellent and very friendly. Total was $$.

Rose is around 25 years old. Not skinny. Not heavy. Sexy enough. I will see her again.

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;5939592]Because its close to the Dairy District. And they Milk your Dick.[/QUOTE]Now, all makes sense. LOL.

[QUOTE=Golfer100;5940550]I just had fun with a White woman at BO. She was excellent and very friendly. Total was $$.

Rose is around 25 years old. Not skinny. Not heavy. Sexy enough. I will see her again.[/QUOTE]Can we get a more detailed description? I'm thinking of going in the next few days.

New guy in Orlando from NY and I had multiple experiences at milk this past few months. All is fun a few was so so.

Sophia and Jun Jun, I dreamt with them a few times. Basic script service. DFK, TS, TUMA, DATY, DT and a couple of goals each tine LOL. Sophia is prettier but when was a bit in pain while I was pounding she said my bead implant were a bit catching on something in her box. Meanwhile Jun. Jun. Took it all and wanted it harder. Both providers are excellent.

Mocha.

Pretty provider but on the older side basic script service but she really went down on TUMA and that's was awesome. Tight box but she rushed me after the first pop. She cleaned me yp then handed my clothes and told me to comeback next time.

"New Girl" last month I forgot her name.

Servicr was ok again I was rushed and no TUMA. She gave me the washing machine BJ during TS and damn it felt good. Pounded away in the room, clean up then rushed out again. Coco asked me and how was service. I did not lie and never saw her on the lineup again.

But before all of these experiences I fell trap into the Dragon's liar LOL.

I gave that chick the donation and in the room. Had the massage and pounded but it was just working I pulled out and I wanted my money back. She gave me half then I found MM next to it.

[QUOTE=Plex10;5935883]Only had one AMP experience at the big 3 and wasnt to happy overall. Trying my luck again, don't need FS just a HE, if theres any oral play allowed from both sides that's great. I've narrowed it down to Tina a star, extremely interested in the back walking portion and would really like a good massage. Is it the standard 80 hr? What are the tip expectations? Can I do CC for the hr Cash for tip? Can I typically get away with making an appt same day? Any details would be helpful.

Any other recommendations are welcome.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Check my recent mention of Cici at Healthy Land. She may be right about what you're looking for.

Last minute Saturday night visit. Probably not the brightest idea. Place was hopping and it looked like there may have only been two girls in rotation. Whoever fills in for Kiko was running the show. Waiting in the small room up front probably 30 minutes, wasn't in a hurry. Front door bell was constantly ringing and at this point it was almost 10 pm. Drew Jun Jun, hadn't ever had her. Man, she brings new meaning to tiny. I mean we don't expect a whole lot of meat on the bones at MM, but dang. She's a stellar performer in every single area you could want. MM delivered.