I'm freaking envious of you guys.
You lucky bastards! Evansville resident here. I took a trip down to your city recently because my town has the slimmest of menus apparently on offer. Couldn't take it so decided to take a trip to treat myself some of the more popular mentions around here. And damn DAMN DAMN!
Hotter girls, more available, for not much more (and better treatment overall too! The showers & saunas. DAMN DAMN DAMN!) Well worth the trip and the damage, but jeebus. I can't find / haven't heard about anything in Evansville like what you guys are privileged to have access to.
I salute you, you lucky dogs. Back to the boring suffering over here. PM me if you want details or have anything I might have missed on my trip.