Massage Parlor Reports

Heading back to the Clackamas area I was going to drive by Yoyo. Looks like they didn't put too much effort into building this place out for the business. Yuyo was watching her anime when I came in and lead me to the room. First sight of Yuyu was she was pretty hot and a dirty Asian porn star way. Dyed green hair, and red dress with nice ass and tits. Before sitting down she got straight to the point and ask what I wanted? Was not interested in wasting time on the massage. I said table shower and everything, the house was 6 and her she wanted 14. She was sexy so I didn't argue but my mistake was paying so far in advance.

They had a make shift table shower that was also located in the kitchen so that was a little odd. Pretty standard table shower and was over pretty quick. After going back to the room she she took off her sexy red dress and sprayed herself down with what she told me was Alcohol and water to disinfect herself. She also sprayed me and wipe me down which burned like crazy! Okay so I'm thinking super safety its okay she's hot its going to be worth it.

At this time I'm super limp after the burning hot alcohol wipe down. She starts to put the hat on my limp buddy and I stop her and was like, hey can we do the oral portion with no hat. She freaks out on me calls me crazy and said its going to cost 3 ! I'm like wow really, I'm not coming back next time and she says that is fine, don't come back I don't need you. Wow at this point I'm thinking to myself fuck I already paid and now this is the direction its going. So I go along with it and about 30 seconds she stops and tells me to put it in. I'm like dude I'm not even hard yet and she's like its okay just put it in. I said no a little bit more and she sighs and goes for another min or so. So after this she lays down and tells me to get on top. I mean she's still hot but I was so turned off about her attitude and trying to rush everything. I try to get her to switch positions and she would not switch no matter how much I ask, super lazy!. So I'm just like whatever I'm over. I got to the point where I finish but didn't tell her because I wanted to drag it out to annoy her even more LOL.

Pretty bad experience which sucks cause she's hot. Has anybody tried the other girl that works there?

Visited the same place the Red Rose spa. No waiting just taken in to one of the rooms and asked to get comfortable by Coco. The door wasn't fully closed and Coco wasn't shy about being in the room while I was getting comfortable. She started the massage and immediately went south and started massaging the ass and running her fingers lightly through the crack. She gave a good strong massage for about 30 minutes or so and then started on my legs and reaching between them to play with the boys.

At this point we were almost 40 minutes into the session when she asked me to wait and went out to get a hot towel to wipe off all the oil from my back. Once that was done, I flipped and immediately she started on making me happy. I reached inside the top and she lifted freed her babies for me to play with. She would not pull her pants down even though I asked. "For top inside and for bottom only outside". All this time there was no discussion about the tip! After the ending gave a tip and did not increase even though she asked. Overall 70+30.

I'm looking for an amazing FS where the girls actually try to ride you and you can go on town on them. Also where they don't rush you in 5-10 min and they stop and offer a HJ to finish the job. Pm if interested!

I tried texting this one and got some strange replies so I called her. To my surprise she answered. She sounded sweet and she told me it was 150-4-60. But I heard some guy in the background groaning and making weird noises. A boyfriend maybe IDK. I moved on.

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After a break from the hobby, thought I'd visit a place I haven't gone to for a very long time. Skinny gal was out front hanging out on the sofa. Went for the hour and got a decent massage. BBJ then to HJ finish, thought she would CIM but she quickly changed to the HJ. Somewhat regretted the DATY as it wasn't that enjoyable. As I was leaving, caught the other girl returning to the room next door and wish I had her as she was better looking.

Afterwards thought I hit up another place that was new to me to make my return to the hobby more special by trying a two visit outing but how busy the area was killed the mood for me so I didn't bother. I'll try the place on another day.

Saw an ad on RR for a new place so went over to scout. Thought I'd have a nice day there but when I got there and rang the door bell, got no answer even with waiting for a bit. Decided to leave and got at least half a block away and thought I heard the door finally open but decided not to turn back to check. Place has no signs other than a lit up open sign. Building is configured a bit weird but it works to keep the AMP discreet. I'll probably make another trip when I have the time.

I don't post often, mostly only if I have a really good experience or a really bad one. Well, I just had a really bad one! I will try to make this somewhat short.

I went Eastside, 18**7 on 99 E. I stopped by for a recon mission awhile back and was impressed with the very pretty girl that greeted me. She was wearing a very loose fitting, short dress, and had great looking C's! I had no money at the time so I told her I would return. So I finally did yesterday. It was a different girl but pretty much the same attire and looks. She brings me to a room, I pay. 7 for hr. I get ready and sit on the side of the bed. She returns and gives me a big hug with lots of roaming. So I'm thinking things are going good. She has me lay down and starts with a pretty lame massage. Didn't even use any oil! There was some teasing, so I still had my hopes up. She has me flip then starts negotiating. She wants. 8 for HJ! I said "I don't think so and handed her. 4. She gets very butt hurt and I'm about ready to leave and she says, OK. 6. I let my little head do the thinking and agreed. I am still pissed at the little head for that! She sat down by my thighs almost out of reach and started with the HJ. She wouldn't even pop the girls out for a feel! She kept saying I want that, I pay more. I finally talked her into it, but like I say, she was pretty much out of reach anyways. I finished up and she did the clean up, then acts like we're done! With still a half hour left! Just to irritate her, I told her I want the rest of my hour! She gave me more of that lame massage for about 25 more minutes, and I told her, "Ok, I'm done!" Then I got dressed and as I was leaving, she tried acting all sweet to me then. I asked her name, it sounded like wife, or why, but I think she was just saying that because she knew I wanted it so I could give her a bad review.

Definitely not returning! Way to much upsell!

[QUOTE=Abkbk;5537706]After a break from the hobby, thought I'd visit a place I haven't gone to for a very long time. Skinny gal was out front hanging out on the sofa. Went for the hour and got a decent massage. BBJ then to HJ finish, thought she would CIM but she quickly changed to the HJ. Somewhat regretted the DATY as it wasn't that enjoyable. As I was leaving, caught the other girl returning to the room next door and wish I had her as she was better looking.

Afterwards thought I hit up another place that was new to me to make my return to the hobby more special by trying a two visit outing but how busy the area was killed the mood for me so I didn't bother. I'll try the place on another day.

Saw an ad on RR for a new place so went over to scout. Thought I'd have a nice day there but when I got there and rang the door bell, got no answer even with waiting for a bit. Decided to leave and got at least half a block away and thought I heard the door finally open but decided not to turn back to check. Place has no signs other than a lit up open sign. Building is configured a bit weird but it works to keep the AMP discreet. I'll probably make another trip when I have the time.[/QUOTE]Would be an amazing review if there was even a hint of where these places were. Especially curious about the last one, as I only know of one spot that has a doorbell that is actually used.

[QUOTE=DrexDiggler2;5538275]Would be an amazing review if there was even a hint of where these places were. Especially curious about the last one, as I only know of one spot that has a doorbell that is actually used.[/QUOTE]Agree, don't see the point of posting a review that does not identify the shops.

Are more and more places using the hand sanitizer wipe down. It might be fine for the hands but my god the shaft and balls hurt like hell when doused in that. We all need to say no to that or use some neutral substance.

Others have the same experience.

Feeling backed up. Might hit up any fun places this weekend.

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The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Yet your post complaining about them was fine?

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[QUOTE=********;5538352]Are more and more places using the hand sanitizer wipe down. It might be fine for the hands but my god the shaft and balls hurt like hell when doused in that. We all need to say no to that or use some neutral substance.

Others have the same experience.

Feeling backed up. Might hit up any fun places this weekend.[/QUOTE]I haven't experienced this myself, I try to frequent primarily the west side. Not sure if it's becoming a trend all over, but I would definitely subtract from a tip for getting subjected to such treatment!

Has anyone ever manage to get a 4 hand massage and finish? I brought it up with my regular and she said she was up for it but the charge would be double as well as double the tip, feel like at that point I should just scope out cheap pussy on TNA.

Also, fuck that hand sanitizer shit. I make it known to not use the sanitizer on my dick and balls as soon as I lay down LOL.

I was out on 92nd when I spotted this place next to a Vietnamese restaurant. Had some time to kill so I dropped in. Nothing really special to look at. Fuck it, time ain't going to kill itself. 30 minutes at. 4 not too bad. Get in, change, and lay down. Linens are a little damp. Maybe the dryer is fried? Get my 30 minutes, drop my tip, and start changing back. Lady walks in and STRAIGHTENED THE LINENS!! Not stripped and changed, straightened. So I'm not sure if they sprayed the shit down with disinfectant or if I was laying on previous dude's juice. Either way, I'mma head home and dump a gallon of Clorox on myself. Be safe out there, and avoid this place like the plague ('cause they probably spreading it!

[QUOTE=JonB2301;5539654]I was out on 92nd when I spotted this place next to a Vietnamese restaurant. Had some time to kill so I dropped in. Nothing really special to look at. Fuck it, time ain't going to kill itself. 30 minutes at. 4 not too bad. Get in, change, and lay down. Linens are a little damp. Maybe the dryer is fried? Get my 30 minutes, drop my tip, and start changing back. Lady walks in and STRAIGHTENED THE LINENS!! Not stripped and changed, straightened. So I'm not sure if they sprayed the shit down with disinfectant or if I was laying on previous dude's juice. Either way, I'mma head home and dump a gallon of Clorox on myself. Be safe out there, and avoid this place like the plague ('cause they probably spreading it![/QUOTE]They DO NOT change linens there or spray anything down. Ever.

Noticed a new place by a tattoo shop. Stopped by to grab a card and see who was available. Wasnt feeling any attraction, so I moved on.