Senina Jobee--Overrated and Overpriced
Tried Senina tonight around 10, opted for the well touted Jobee. I was pretty disappointed. Paid 75 at the counter for hr w/ table shower. Jobee was finishing up another client, so I waited about 10 minutes in one of the second floor massage rooms. She entered and told me that she had to leave, and recommended I use one of the other girls. I thought the other 2 girls there were pretty ugly, so I told her thanks, but no thanks, I'll get a refund and come back another day. I began to dress. She then told me that she would stay. I said that I was not angry, but I really did not want service from either of the other girls. She got a bit nervous, and insisted that I stay. I wish I followed my instincts and split, because the massage was a total waste of money. She gave me a bad vibe throughout, all-the-while insisting that she wanted to stay and make me happy. And she was chubby and not too cute. It was a totally lame massage. She wanted 100 for disrobe and HR. I wasn't enjoying myself and did not wish to spend total of 175 for a lame rub and tug from a naked frumpy chub w/ attitude, so I opted for HR at 40 w/ her clothed. Before giving her the green light on HR I almost split again, as I was tempted to save myself from further damage and discourage her from treating customers poorly. I believe I should have left and stiffed her, but this isn't in my nature. After HR she subtly discouraged the table shower. By this time I wanted out, so I toweled off and asked for a refund on the table shower at the door. The man gave me 10 back. The owner could tell I was dissatisfied, so he gave me a couple of trinkets on the way out-- a wallet and a keychain/flashlight that he brought back from China. It was a nice gesture.
I left feeling like a fool, as opposed to feeling pampered and sated, which is how I feel when leaving KM, which is less expensive at the door and on the tip. I won't be going back to Senina. At least I kept the damage down to 105.
Big Trouble in Little China.
[QUOTE=Kattman]Tried Senina tonight around 10, opted for the well touted Jobee. I was pretty disappointed. Paid 75 at the counter for hr w/ table shower.[/QUOTE] Hey Kattman. I wrote a report on Joebee, and how bad she is. I'm sorry you had to experienced it first hand. Look at it this way, at least she didn't try to stick her finger up your ass, or did she? Well, that's what she kept trying/doing to me the whole time. I went last week, and got Joebee. When she directed me to the room, I was thinking, " oh no, I'm not going with you again. My ass would never forgive me." So I told her to hold on, and went back down the stairs to tell papasan I want another girl. He gave me Lucy.
Lucy gave me the best massage I've ever had, I left feeling two inches taller. She said, she was fresh from the massage school, and I believe her. She went the extra mile, cracked my toes / fingers, stretched my arms / legs, etc.
Lucy is nothing to look at, she's about a 4, in the face. Her body is tight though, its about a 7. They don't have any lookers in there, not one.
I paid.6 for the hour, and skipped the table shower. After the massage is over, you take a stand up shower for free. I gave Lucy, .5 for topless, nip suck, HJ. I was out of $.10
Papasan also gave me the keychain pointer/flashlight, but I didn't get a wallet, I'm jealous!
QI on Western - unique and intense
I have not seen this place written up much. I believe they try to run a legit massage place. As I have tried a few times without he’s here. However, the place does warrant a comment for the most unique and intense massages I have ever had. Lisa took care of me at my most recent visit. I had her massages in the past. Her massages are very therapeutic and somewhat medicinal. So when the neck or shoulder ache, Lisa is my go to therapist. The other therapists I have had there are younger and also give a uniquely strong and intense massage. But, there is a lot of teasing and no breaking the rules.
Lisa works very hard. She will walk on you, get on the table and stretch you out with her feet in all kinds of unusual ways. She is sweating, grunting and working hard while I am squirming and groaning with pain. This time she used her special intense smelling Chinese ointment. Felt like my back was on fire from the ointment. Then she shows me 2 boxes with about twelve 3" round glass bulbs with lips. Not much English so I just thought those are unusual and had no idea what she was about to do. Next thing I know she has a charcoal lighter out and is heating up these glass cups inside before sticking them on my back. Between the ointment and the lighter, I had some concerns. I have no idea as to their benefits. She also has a scraper comb like device that she uses to find and rub out all your kinks. She seems so pleased to find those kinks as I cringe with pain. Add hot towel treatment to this whole process, and the usual monger requests, and it’s a great experience. The usual important parts of the massage just become a sideshow to this whole intense massage.65 for an hour. 1.5 hour is the best at around.90. Tip at.5 is received well. Probably more economical to pay for the 1.5 hour up front at a better price rather than getting an extension of time while on the table. Not sure about this. Someone will find the best way for a more economical package. Let me know.
And my back ache is gone!
