Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=SmokeShopJoe;2881237]Umm really I think that is all you need to know. If you can fiv on the floor you can get what you want in the cabanas. Almost every time. The fact she asked you speaks volumes.[/QUOTE]There was no FIV on the floor sir. Just that she wouls grab my hands and place them on her tits. But the fact is there that there have been a number of dancer who give what for the floor os a pretty excellent dance to entice on to the cabana only to decline services as not being their style. Have had it happen myself. Was just checking to see if any one had intel on her one way or the other a la the point of the forum. BUt I agree with you as well I have had them come up and say lets go tot the cabana I gaurantee youll be happy and viola blow jobs for all. So it can be a crap shoot.

[QUOTE=NatibusVenator;2880870]I am curious if any of you fellow mongers have had any experience with a gal named Holly, shorter hispanic or native american girl in appearance. Have seen her on many occasions but never had her dance before. Decided to give a try after her inquiry of my interest. Dances weren't too bad she was very open about helping me put my hands all over her and I mean all over her, on the floor. However she wasn't handsy in any way herself. She also very openly asked me if I was looking for any thing in particular, but I was waiting for a regular to change and hit the floor so I passed on a cabana visit. Any info would be appreciated.

NV.[/QUOTE]I had a cabana visit with Holly if this is the one I'm thinking of. She has a bit of a gut but other than that pretty face and nice natural tits. Go for it next time you are there. She is a regular daytime shift and is there almost all days.

Cheers.

TM.

Ok I admit being sneaky and attempted to tape round 2 with channel. Even though it was a flop I want to share something with you perverts, boy she was fun ...LOL

Cheers.

TM.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2882037]Ok I admit being sneaky and attempted to tape round 2 with channel. Even though it was a flop I want to share something with you perverts, boy she was fun ...LOL

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]Ah I remember that pussy very fondly!

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2882037]Ok I admit being sneaky and attempted to tape round 2 with channel. Even though it was a flop I want to share something with you perverts, boy she was fun ...LOL

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]Been there (many times), done that. She's a never ending honey pot. Looks like you're not wearing a condom. Hmmmm.

[QUOTE=StripperLuv;2882212]Been there (many times), done that. She's a never ending honey pot. Looks like you're not wearing a condom. Hmmmm.[/QUOTE]Not a chance. Always covered.

Cheers.

TM.

So I took a day to visit venom. Found a few beautiful girls but non to take to the privates. This day was a a bad day with nothing to share. Girls refused to put out in the cabanas but did great dances on the floor. What a waist of time and mula. I think I going to start going back to the massage page again since the clubs have become a big disappointment.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2882037]Ok I admit being sneaky and attempted to tape round 2 with channel. Even though it was a flop I want to share something with you perverts, boy she was fun ...LOL

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]Hey txm,

Do you have her digits? She looks interesting, what was the damage?

[QUOTE=Bertlong;2882399]Hey txm,

Do you have her digits? She looks interesting, what was the damage?[/QUOTE]Really? Scroll down a couple of posts below and you will find exactly where to get hold of her.

Cheers.

Tm.

My horny wife was feeling her oats the other day and wanted to take me to a club and buy me some dances.

The first place we hit turned into a bit of a disaster when she really misread a seemingly friendly dancer who suddenly got very pissed and very vocal when Honey quietly asked her to suck my cock. We beat a hasty retreat.

We then visited a club that goes by two names and we sampled table dances from several very skinny girls. Our luck was pretty bad with the first few. One of them stared into space during her dance and was quickly dismissed. Another had bad breath (smh), and a third reeked of cigarette smoke. Finally, we snagged a cute spinner who entertained us for three rather pleasant dances, so my wife asked her to take me into the VIP and said she wanted to see me smiling when I came out. The VIP dances were good enough, but hardly more exciting than the floor dances, so I cut it short after a few.

Then a buxom dancer with a pretty face, who I have seen before, appeared on stage and Honey went up and tipped her; she was very friendly in every way, and was invited to come by our table afterwards. She danced for both of us, and the table dances were pretty good. In the VIP she was all over me and the juices flowed. I returned to the table hot, damp and smiling, and with a phone number in my pocket.

We discussed the nasty dancer and decided to invite her over later that evening, if possible. Honey carried out the negotiations over drinks while I went over and chatted up the cute bartender -- more on her later! The deal was sealed and we went home with great expectations and laid out snacks and toys for the party.

The lady showed up at the appointed time with a toy bag and the three of us enjoyed a crazy orgy for three hours. It was very oral, GFE and PSE (condoms required), during which only photography and the Greek Isles were not on the agenda. And this chick can take and dish out a hard spanking!

While this is not something we can do too often (we dropped a sweet bundle on the evening), we do like to party once in a while.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2882037]Ok I admit being sneaky and attempted to tape round 2 with channel. Even though it was a flop I want to share something with you perverts, boy she was fun ...LOL

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]Does she have a nice in call? Or did she come to your spot?

This place has a horrible reputation. I am here to confirm that horrible reputation is very well-deserved.

Regular readers of my posts know I am no fan of strip clubs. But, I was in the area. I don't make it to that part of town very often at all so I went in out of morbid curiosity more than anything else.

I guess they open at 6. I walked in around 7. The only other person I saw in the entire bar was the bartender. I ordered a beer. The bartender told me that there was one dancer, and she was getting ready. So, I sat down with my beer and waited.

About two swallows in to my beer, another patron walks in. He sits down at the corner of the bar, from the opposite end of the dressing room.

About halfway through my beer, the dancer emerges from the dressing room. I thought, except for a little bit of a gut, she looked pretty good. Then, she stood at the jukebox for what must have been five minutes. I was patiently waiting with anticipation.

When she FINALLY concludes her business at the jukebox, she starts walking my way. I am thinking "finally, the moment I've been waiting for". But, then, she just kept walking. She walked right past me, no words, no eye contact. She walked right by me as if I wasn't even there. When I say "right by me", I mean in the literal sense. As she walked by, she walked within two feet of me and just kept walking like she didn't even see me. She walked right up to the other patron in the bar.

She hugged this other patron (I think). I thought maybe she knew him or something and wanted to say hi to him before engaging in her business from the evening. After about a minute or so of talking to this other guy, she walked outside.

By this time, my beer was almost done. I took the final two or three swallows. Despite the fact that there were conspicuous signs that said "two drink minimum", I walked out of there. I went there to see dancers, and it was very obvious at that point that there dancer, for whatever reason, had no interest in me or my money. Plus, there is no way that dancer could have ever made me feel special by that point. So, I felt no obligation whatsoever to comply with their minimum.

[QUOTE=SoLost;2885621]Does she have a nice in call? Or did she come to your spot?[/QUOTE]My spot.

Cheers.

TM.

[QUOTE=Uncivil;2885686]This place has a horrible reputation. I am here to confirm that horrible reputation is very well-deserved.

Regular readers of my posts know I am no fan of strip clubs. But, I was in the area. I don't make it to that part of town very often at all so I went in out of morbid curiosity more than anything else.

I guess they open at 6. I walked in around 7. The only other person I saw in the entire bar was the bartender. I ordered a beer. The bartender told me that there was one dancer, and she was getting ready. So, I sat down with my beer and waited.

About two swallows in to my beer, another patron walks in. He sits down at the corner of the bar, from the opposite end of the dressing room.

About halfway through my beer, the dancer emerges from the dressing room. I thought, except for a little bit of a gut, she looked pretty good. Then, she stood at the jukebox for what must have been five minutes. I was patiently waiting with anticipation.

When she FINALLY concludes her business at the jukebox, she starts walking my way. I am thinking "finally, the moment I've been waiting for". But, then, she just kept walking. She walked right past me, no words, no eye contact. She walked right by me as if I wasn't even there. When I say "right by me", I mean in the literal sense. As she walked by, she walked within two feet of me and just kept walking like she didn't even see me. She walked right up to the other patron in the bar.

She hugged this other patron (I think). I thought maybe she knew him or something and wanted to say hi to him before engaging in her business from the evening. After about a minute or so of talking to this other guy, she walked outside.

By this time, my beer was almost done. I took the final two or three swallows. Despite the fact that there were conspicuous signs that said "two drink minimum", I walked out of there. I went there to see dancers, and it was very obvious at that point that there dancer, for whatever reason, had no interest in me or my money. Plus, there is no way that dancer could have ever made me feel special by that point. So, I felt no obligation whatsoever to comply with their minimum.[/QUOTE]My gosh they're still open? I was there a few years ago and there was absolutely zero going on. I think there were two girls who paid no attention to anyone. I was sure that dump would close before long, but surprise, surprise they're still open. IMHO don't waste your time.

Certainly, the word "unique" applies to this place.

There's a dirt parking lot. You walk through the smoking area to get in the place. You could go there with mud on your boots and you'd fit right in.

The place is always deserted early in the evening, even on weekends, but it gets somewhat busier closer to midnight.

The drinks are high priced, and can't be brought into the VIP. If there's anything new in the place, I haven't seen it. No AC, but a swamp box cooler in the summer time, which doesn't extend its reach into the tiny restroom.

No table dances. There's a small stage in the corner, which doesn't see too much action. The small VIP area ($10/ song), with torn couches, is brightly lit, and has very little privacy, as in the older, nosey owner / bartender can see what's going on if she wants to.

The dancers are mostly nothing to rave about, like to ask you to buy them drinks, and don't get prettier at closing time; one had big rips in her stockings.

Once in a while, you can see a moderately attractive dancer there, but they don't seem to stay long; I wonder why.

I really don't see how they stay in business.

There's more. If you've never been there, you should visit once just for the experience.