Streetwalker Reports

After that flurry of pussy possibilities @ lunch time I was drawn out to the avenue tonight & better prepared. With that full moon lighting the copilots head out the window a couple of JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # were my route tonight 9:45>11:15.

First sighting was across from Sunny Market where an Oreo cookie trio of a WSW flanked by BSW were holding court. Actually more Oreo Pork cookie from their combined volumes.

Even more blubbery pork at Baggers' Bench in the form of a BSW w/ short blonde crewcut. Hell, it could have been Crewcut w/ some serious recent covid pounds. The less descriptive I am the better for all concerned yet no one her size should even fucking ever contemplate wearing a onesie. Her Tyrone was also around which might have been the reason no one except newbie SaggySwaggy's "go to girl" were around.

Upper Sandy # revealed dirty blonde WSW "Wilbuuuurrrr" around 106th or so. I started to sing a few lines of the Mr. Ed theme song to the copilots displeasure. She curled up in the extended cab & promptly fell asleep w/ noisy puppy dreams.

Some stationary recon at McFlurrie central just sucked my spirit out & gave me the yawns. Now even Bagger & the previous BSW & her Tyrone were gone. No signs of the redhead or the blonde from this afternoon or any other worthy ones.

Only other spotting was a younger marginally chubby blonde WSW in pink top & jeans at Glisan Park. Not horrible I guessed but not the baby fat I was looking for.

Finally called it around 11:15 & headed North for the barn.

PPD SUV were out & about but no undercover or Clackamas.

Recon Soundtrack: Jefferson Airplane 16 August 69 at Woodstock Festival.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESZpBYtQj44[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Seem for me. The after work before dark is the best time for hunting. The other day on the up slope from sandy to 82 was a muscular BSW short shorts I was like wow. On sandy. There was likely a civilian. I was wishing she was a worker. But not likely. On the corner near the highway intersection. There are a few girls who hang out. I know it takes time. But hit or miss Also if I am ever traveling down any of the streets Glisan Powell 162nd or 148th. For example. On stark near the Dream on saloon. I have seen some action. A few times at the 7-11 and the Lucky bar behind the chevron can be a pick up spot as the girls dream of being rich on video poker or pull tabs. I had word that the place is quite the den of inequities in the past Might be worth watching. Remember any girl walking up the street can be watching traffic Hone your Hodar. I have found more than a few under the radar girls that way. Its been pretty hit or miss out lately. In the past also at the 7 am mark. I have traditionally had decent luck. I also think that many feel LE is not out much at that time.

What's the indicator for signs? Hit away?

After getting a late afternoon report of the spotting of the Wednesday's young baby fatted real redhead spinner earlier & a couple of others this afternoon procrastinated w/ nap until both my regulars opted out for tonight. I was planning to work on my latest Fractured Hooker Tale this night but was having some writers block & editing problems w/ it's unwieldy length. It might have to be three parts SMDHS.

So gave up on writing & after nap, fixing some dinner & shower I headed out 9:45>11:15 +- w/ the copilot riding shotgun on the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper #.

First to be spotted just past Flavel was blonde WSW w/ small backpack walking in for idling car. Think this is the same one I saw recently further South a week ago.

Unoccupied to Sunny Market where a trio of BSW of various sizes were working & certainly skewing those cottage cheese statistics upward.

Still blonde Bagger Vance was in her spot. She got picked up on later pass.

Across from Bagger a skinny somewhat cute LSW in heels & white micro mini w/ long pink hair caused as flurry of action right in the McFlurrie fanatics lot as she passed by. I did circle back for a closer 2nd look but she was already ensconced in some silver truck.

Sandy Upper # revealed track suited up Angelica Valentine slithering across from Pacific Pride area towards her latest in call. While Rammer's recent photo of her was the pinnacle picture of her. If you want another laugh check out her couch video on latest EB ad.

The short chubby ASW who reminds me of a furless Tickle Me Elmo was near Parkrose Hardware.

Skipping Sandy Upper # after those two sightings was a no brainer.

Sara # 30 was in front of Utopia in tight jean cutoffs w/ white skimpy top under a gauzy outer shirt. Missing drive by traffic as she kept her nose in her phone. She actually smiled @ me tonight & didn't look half bad.

Slowed down some after a while & was headed South & most likely home when passing by the Fancy House spotted a WSW trim brunette spinner in short skirt & tight belly shirt w/ heels in the vicinity of Fancy House. An exceptionally nice rack on her tiny frame really caught my attention & I turned in next street & came up Hawthorne to find her walking in deep for me. Some quick small talk at window & she hopped in. Name was Penelope & I asked to show me some ID. Legal by a couple years so South we headed after a check of fondling closest boob & her rubbing my crotch. Smelling wonderful w/ some tasteful nails, makeup & lipstick below those wonderful tits was a piercing adorning that flat belly. Friendly & off beat face yet cute as all get out in my eyes. As the copilot insisted on some pets from her she agreed to come to my place if I brought her back to where she was staying after & price quoted was more 2011 prices vs 2021 prices.

At my place Penelope accepted a glass of wine & we talked & listened to some music for a bit until heading into the bedroom. All of 5'2" & those tits on that tiny blemish free porcelain skinned frame were diverting my blood south rapidly. While not an all-out fuck-a-thon experience of my regulars her tiny perfection somehow made up for it. A nice soft BBBJ where she took all directions well though I was disappointed in the spit finale. Some gratifying DATY on that tight pussy that we both enjoyed. Her tightness took some slow easy going at first even w/ my average size & as you can see from the video screenshots taking me raw was not a problem though she requested no CIP. Yeah.....I mostly failed on that side of it w/ a six day backup of my dead swimmers.

Brought her home to some apartments in the fucking upper 190th & Division area. Said she'd be out on 82nd through the holiday.

Light PPD SUV for a holiday weekend & Clackamas was out some.

Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle & The Dukes November 18,2002 at 9:30 Club Washington DC.

Safe recons & life.

Team Drip Incels are jelly viewing your Raw dick in that dime.

Solidarity with your Inbox which is no doubt blown up.

Any idea who the light skined girl in the jute platform shoes with the bright orange paisley sun dress is. She was blowing up traffic. Certainly working. Also. On sandy in front of the hotel next to 205 freeway entrance. Was a girl talking on a cell phone. . I was waiting at the light. In a blue small car was a Tyrone who was litterly stopped looking at her. He did a huge u turn to what I am sure of was rescue her. What a shit show that was.

I happened to be on 82nd this afternoon about 5 pm. I don't think I saw any SW.

Have digits for WSW LeAnn out of Evergreen.

Feeling for this one. In the near future she will need her bottom left leg amputated. Or we will see her in a wheel chair in the next year. Wish I knew which agency to call for an health intervention. Would have to overcome a personal code of running and telling, but holy shit her bottom left leg is Walking Dead like (pun intended).

I've FHT her and I think ZJ has too. When she first fell off the turnip truck she was super cute, cute Emo if that's your thing. I remember when I first saw her and her Kyle. The years haven't been kind to her and it makes me a little fuckerd reminiscing about her decline. She need help, bad.

I'll spare the details, let's just say I happened in her at an establishment yesterday, got an up close view. Poor thing couldn't put weight in her foot and motherfucker her leg. Straight off the Walking Dead set. No lie, horrible.

ZJ PM forthcoming.

Now Playing: Exhumed-Slaughtercult.

Sunday Night:

Guesstimating I wouldn't equal Friday nights delightful but ultimately for me unsatisfying spinner score. Took a break from the avenue until tonight.

The only reason went out at all was to pick up favorite regular after her shift tonight for overnight & holiday barbecue. Headed out w/ a drink & tunes about 10:15>11:45 JCB>82nd>Sandy upper #.

Surprisingly empty of traffic for a holiday weekend.

First sightings were two BSW who were working opposite sides of the street at Harrison. One in red pants & sneakers & the other in yellow tights around a wide ass. I will say cottage cheese was at a minimum w/ these two.

Special report for Manitou: that cackler crunt Rebecca you seek was spotted @ 10:22 at Burnside Walgreens instead of her usual Glisan Park area. Hope you get your money back or at least some justice.

A sloppy looking BSW in tie dye onesie w/ the droopiest unappealing saggy tits I'd witnessed in a while was across from Sunny Market. The two times I passed her she seemed irritated when I passed her up. The third time she stood in the lane & played cottage cheese chicken w/ me for some reason. Said something that I didn't catch as I maneuvered around her ugly mug & deflated dirigibles chest. She wasn't complementing me on my recon soundtrack for the evening that I'm sure.

Stalwart of the stroll Bagger Vance was spotted on every pass except last.

That stalwart's bench area was also strangely barren of all including most of the customary McFlurrie disciples.

Horse faced dirty blonde WSW "Wilbuuuurrrr" was getting scooped on Sandy Upper #... somewhere which # I forgot....not that it matters.

My yawns started increasing & easily headed downtown before the "fifteen minute warning Zavi" text I was hungering for.

On way home & not sure & couldn't investigate w/ Merry in truck but I thought I saw Penelope at Division bus stop on way home.

For all you who have messaged me before. You know I try to answer all inquiries no matter how dumb (I mean I even answered the newbie who asked "who or what is the copilot" LOL in a non-snarky manner).

I've mentioned before I'm not "a number collector" so rarely ask for number. I most always give her my number & put the bait in front of them. Let them hook themselves (to use fishing analogies). Trust me it works in your benefit at times.

Again...concerning her availability or her number my report contains all the info I possess at this time. All I know is she does have a phone as she charged it during date & she does have my number. Whether she tossed # as soon as I dropped her off is another question which I guess I'll find sooner or later.

Twenty plus messages consisting entirely of no more than "Zavi got her number" or "gimme that number brother" when I stated clearly I didn't make me fear for some's reading & comprehension skills. I just imagine the dumbshit rude messages she'd get from you. Yes....I know the purpose of the forum is to exchange info yet sometimes the level of rude entitlement here amazes me. And some berate us & then wonder why we play our favorites so close to our chest.

I recognized less than five of you locals who have posted reports & at least have put some info across the board. You'll get a reply soon along w / the others who know how to actually write more than one sentence. The rest of you have put not one speck of useful info forward & were deleted or a four word answer. Also some of you need to learn to turn off "return receipt" option in PM. I'll get around to answering in time.
Get out on the avenue & recon. Make honest reports good or bad or indifferent. There are some seriously fine low volume babes out if you work at weeding out the flotsam & jetsam.

Also...something I don't really grok. I didn't actually give her what I'd call a stellar review. Her level of engagement was somewhat distant & was lacking in the fuck skills I look for. I don't know about many of you, but I want one who enjoys sex as much as I do. If she doesn't, I'd rather save my hard earned money for another day & jerk off. Which by the way happens more often than not after a recon.

Anyhow...minus the possible Penelope sighting this nights recon was reminiscent of dartboarding a fucking bargain bin. Sigh....

Light PPD around until 11:45 then increasing steadily & not a Clackamas or others spotted. I'm also wondering when the amnesty on 82nd new speed limit ends. I would have thought this weekend would be it, yet my radar detector is quiet.

Recon Soundtrack: Phil Lesh & Friends July 3, 1999 at Warfield, SF. Disc 1 & 2.

https://archive.org/details/1999-07-03.paf.sbd.mattman.18900.sbeok.flacf

Memorial Day Afternoon:

Headed out for 1000 acres hike w/ the copilot & favorite regular for some swimming & pre-barbecue hike did a reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB route at 3:00+-.

Do I even have to report this anymore...Blonde Bagger near the usual area.

Traffic was somewhat fucked at 84 overpass for some reason mostly North bound. Also the usual pilgrimage to the Grotto slowed down traffic as people couldn't figure out their purpose.

Another special report for Manitou: that cackler crunt Rebecca was at Glisan park at 3:15. She was carrying a visible phone today & I haven't seen her anywhere else except between Halsey>Burnside so extrapolate the search data as you see fit.

Denise was doing something just past Stark in stylish dark shades w/ short red & blue dress.

Quasimodo had moved South to grassy & shaded area at Foster MCD. I've also noticed the decline recently & stopped reporting on her. Yet seemed worse lately & after thinking of Rammer's report earlier Monday. Thinking on the fly mentioned to Merry she had been one homeless who I talked at Lents Park. You mind if we stop at MCD for some food for her? I can't do anything for her now, but we got a couple of waters & a chicken something which Merry delivered to her at grassy area. For a woman who sees the same or worse in downtown job, she came back visibly shaken. RR not being a social worker my only thought would be to connect her w/ 211.

Seeing Sarah #1.5 severely over dressed for the weather only further added to my melancholy mood as she lurched Southbound near Cartlandia yelling at the unknown.

I know we all have suffered losses or hardship & pain in the last year or so even though I never pulled the trigger w/ Quasimodo in the few times we've chatted she seemed like basically nice person. It brought it all home too vividly this afternoon. Both Merry & I needed a drink when we got back here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bv4eRhKNMc

Safe recons & life.

"Twenty plus messages consisting entirely of no more than "Zavi got her number" or "give me that number brother" when I stated clearly I didn't make me fear for some's reading & comprehension skills. I just imagine the dumbshit rude messages she'd get from you. Yes. I know the purpose of the forum is to exchange info yet sometimes the level of rude entitlement here amazes me. And some berate us & then wonder why we play our favorites so close to our chest.

I recognized less than five of you locals who have posted reports & at least have put some info across the board. You'll get a reply soon along w / the others who know how to actually write more than one sentence. The rest of you have put not one speck of useful info forward & were deleted or a four word answer. Also some of you need to learn to turn off "return receipt" option in PM. I'll get around to answering in time.

Get out on the avenue & recon. Make honest reports good or bad or indifferent. There are some seriously fine low volume babes out if you work at weeding out the flotsam & jetsam.

Also. Something I don't really grok. I didn't actually give her what I'd call a stellar review. Her level of engagement was somewhat distant & was lacking in the fuck skills I look for. I don't know about many of you, but I want one who enjoys sex as much as I do. If she doesn't, I'd rather save my hard earned money for another day & jerk off. Which by the way happens more often than not after a recon. ".

Well put as you always do, to the point and effective. I for one have always enjoyed your posts and reports and have many times brought laughs when I needed it.

Thanks for all your efforts here and on the roll.

Never been with a SW but damn Penelope is hot.

Very hot (BSW? Dancer?) sitting at subway across from Dolphin maybe half past midnight on her phone not eating. Lots of glitter etc. So assuming Dancer. Was very eager to have a conversation as I walked by to get my sandwich.

Looked around on the way out and saw Tyrone intently watching from afar in a car in the middle of the Target parking lot getting in and out repeatedly like he was irritated / anxious and on Pepsi.

No idea what was really going on. Guessing Dolphin was slow so Tyrone put her on the street to get a bag after closing. Or maybe it was a setup. Or both.

[QUOTE=Samadams17;5377304]Never been with a SW but damn Penelope is hot.[/QUOTE]That you know of.

In high school I had a girlfriend who apparently was a ho in another town (Oakland) according to my best friend.

I didn't care she was hot and nice and I didn't have any money to pay her so clearly she just like me for who I was.

Lately my schedule has me on the blade basically every morning between 8-9, sometimes again about 11-noon. Always try to make a couple passes, never getting south of Stark or so, but up to Sandy and out to the food carts.

Usually see nothing. One day last week was the exception. Pulled into the Mcflurry lot to hang out for a bit at about 8:45. Parked next to a car with an empty spot in between. Scrolled my phone for about 4 minutes and out pops a girl, maybe late 20's. She walks up the sidewalk my direction sipping on a McD's cup and makes obvious / subtle side eye contact with me on 3 or 4 glances so I know she's working. Whatever, I don't want her jumping out of some car and straight into mine 20 ft away. So I let her go North and watch for a bit. Meanwhile, I'm looking at the car she hopped out of and the windows are all steamed up like they had just had a date right there facing 82nd. WTF? Then, I notice driver inside wiping everything down with sanitizer like it's an operating room or something. Ok, I get it, got to be careful and all. Then, he hops out and even wipes down the exterior door handle on the passenger side that she had used. WOW.

Of course I have no idea what happened inside that car. But I'm hoping for that guy's sake she AT LEAST had her hands on his dick at some point. Sanitizing the outside of his car? Whatever.

My point is, that girl was pretty cute and I'm wondering if anybody knows about her. Fair skin, brown chin-length hair, round glasses, good skin no pock marks. Medium height, not fat but not skinny. I guess I'd describe her as a "healthy weight. " Was wearing pretty tight jeans and had a close fitting jacket with camouflage pattern. She walked a block north of Fremont and turned east into the single level apartments there a block off 82. I went by, and saw her but never got her attention. Made a couple passes. But that block is sketchy as hell and I didn't want to hang out. I've been back every day since and no sign of her.

Picture is from internet and obviously not her, but that is her look, and should be recognizable to anybody who knows her.