Massage Parlor Reports

Can there be three?

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]"Nice flip, but I took too long and she started calling me "Superman.""

How can that be? She told me I was SUPAMAN!!! There cannot be two!

LOL, other than that, your observations are 100% correct.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Johnjohnjr2000]I stumbled upon this place (Golden Nails Nails Massage and Waxing at 517 H Street N.W) after reading reviews from Erotic MP Reviews I had to check out the statements about .. Sixty Dollar BBBJCIM. I will say I was satisfied..Senior Members PM me for more details.

Lisa is old probably close to 50 with baby fat but she does a good of pleasing and suck me dry. So, I paid $40.00 for half hour which turned into one hour and fifthteen minutes because she had to leave several times. There is only a curtain separting you from the normal business.[/QUOTE]Most likely what you had was a one-off. Not doubting your report, but I don't think your experience at that place was normal fare. True, you found this place via Erotic MP Reviews, but that website has some "padding" from time to time. I'd like to know how many reviews justified placing this nail salon into its records. Probably another individual tried his luck there when things were slow, and managed to coax the gal into making some extra bucks. Besides, there are other places nearby and elsewhere in DC that could out-compete a nail salon.

This and other nail salons have been in the Chinatown part of DC for ages, and I doubt any of them want to risk having their business license revoked because they were regularly engaging in extra-curricular activities.

So, you might not want to get your hopes up. Again, not doubting your report, but only saying that your experience would not likely be typical for other mongers here.

I'm not trying to start an ongoing debate here. In fact, send me a PM and I'll share with you a couple locations that you'll definitely want to check out. Regards, amigo, and welcome to the DC Metro region.

R::R

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Most likely what you had was a one-off. Not doubting your report, but I don't think your experience at that place was normal fare.
RR[/QUOTE]There is another massage review website that covers this location in some detail, with info that indicates that johnjohnjr2000's experience is not a one-off.

Well got the inch and in town. So did a quick search and found out where M is located. Made a quick call, and mamasan said 6 and plenty of fine girls. Got there and it was 5 and only two girls. Got a girl name muchy. Alittle chubby. And in a hurry. Did BJ and then jerked to relief. Good overall bu twhich she would slow down.

[QUOTE=Triple E]Haven't been mongering in a bit, but I was walking on Connecticut this weekend and noticed a certain 4th floor "Open" sign illuminated. If I had time, I'd have made a visit and a report (or walked off and headed to Star). Oh well, maybe next time.

Later on, was at a party, and someone started talking about how they really want to do sensory deprivation, and how they found a place in DC that does it. . . H&H Flotation. Thankfully I'd only had a couple drinks, and was able to cover why I know the place, since I've "walked by it before".

Mongering ain't easy, but it's necessary.[/QUOTE]

A former SO of mine actually had gone there for flotation a while back after an article in Bethesda magazine (or Washingtonian, I forget). I said I wanted to try it out too. I did, but had a different result than she did. I didn't feel deprived at all.

Has anyone been to star lately? who is there now? I went few days ago and was looking for coco wondering if she is back yet.

Thanks!

Hey guys. I'm new. Obviously. Can you guys recommend any mature asian escorts, or spas/AMP with mature women?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Eatatmoes]A former SO of mine actually had gone there for flotation a while back after an article in Bethesda magazine (or Washingtonian, I forget). I said I wanted to try it out too. I did, but had a different result than she did. I didn't feel deprived at all.[/QUOTE]Selected part "floated" for you, Moe? :D

R::R

Just go to any NoVa AMP and you will get a "mature" Asian!

You will usually get a really good massage too!

JJ


[QUOTE=Goldgold]Hey guys. I'm new. Obviously. Can you guys recommend any mature asian escorts, or spas/AMP with mature women?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Goldgold]Hey guys. I'm new. Obviously. Can you guys recommend any mature asian escorts, or spas/AMP with mature women?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Does gold gold refer to the butterbars on your shoulders or what? Thats the stupidest question I've heard, even for LEO. I hope your buddies at the station give you shit for being that stupid.

Next you'll be asking if you can get an asian girl at an AMP.

Hey guys,

Can I get an asian girl at an AMP?

[QUOTE=Goldgold]Hey guys,

Can I get an asian girl at an AMP?[/QUOTE]

No, you usually need more -- two or three amps should do it. Sometimes I keep a few volts around, they like those too.

Asian girls are in Asia!

Go there and see for yourself!

Report back what you find and do not return until you do.

JJ


[QUOTE=Goldgold]Hey guys,

Can I get an asian girl at an AMP?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Goldgold]Hey guys,

Can I get an asian girl at an AMP?[/QUOTE]

Police Academy V?

They need better training programs.

[QUOTE=Goldgold]Hey guys. I'm new. Obviously. Can you guys recommend any mature asian escorts, or spas/AMP with mature women?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Goldgold,

I must apologize on behalf of my less than accommodating brethern. However the truth of the matter is that, unfortunately, the majority of AMP's employ only the youngest women from every country in the far east with the exception of Korea. So therefore it is a mistake to believe that you could just go into any AMP and "get an Asian." By the way, the word Asian should be capitalized. However I have it on good authority that you can "get an Asian" by going to an Asian grocery store. Just walk up behind any mature Asian woman and place your hand on her butt and rub in a circular motion. This is an ancient way of informing an Asian woman that you want to "get her."

LexLuther