Massage Parlor Reports

Sorry you got burned. These are well known on this board and they have a few locations. I haven't forgotten my first and only time. Former stripper as well. These people have quite the operation going on.

[QUOTE=MikeTurnerHere;3693442][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-bodywork/44088977[/URL]

Or whatever it's called. I went here hoping maybe I can get exceptions made for me. Wasted 140 hhr on a useless "Brazilian" massage, which means panties on and no top (but pasties on the nipples). Barely any touching allowed and DIY when she's NOT in the room. Haven't done this in a while and was hoping for a good night after a shitty day. I was not rewarded with a good night. I saw a young sweet girl who's name I don't want to share on here because I just don't want to. She was just doing her job, which meant "nothing illegal" even though my junk was clearly hanging out there. She was actually a former stripper too. It was a fun conversation but I clearly, very clearly did not get what I was hoping to in going there and I made sure to communicate that. I was offered a card for their rewards program on my way out. F THAAAAAT shite. Never going back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nyybry;3693471]So in a nutshell what you received was a so so massage that was brief (30 min's) by a good looking girl that led to you being aroused and finishing yourself off without the eye candy visible. And this set you back 140?. Wow.[/QUOTE]Wow. Thanks for your insightful comment.

[QUOTE=MikeTurnerHere;3693442][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-bodywork/44088977[/URL]

Or whatever it's called. I went here hoping maybe I can get exceptions made for me. Wasted 140 hhr on a useless "Brazilian" massage, which means panties on and no top (but pasties on the nipples). Barely any touching allowed and DIY when she's NOT in the room. Haven't done this in a while and was hoping for a good night after a shitty day. I was not rewarded with a good night. I saw a young sweet girl who's name I don't want to share on here because I just don't want to. She was just doing her job, which meant "nothing illegal" even though my junk was clearly hanging out there. She was actually a former stripper too. It was a fun conversation but I clearly, very clearly did not get what I was hoping to in going there and I made sure to communicate that. I was offered a card for their rewards program on my way out. F THAAAAAT shite. Never going back.[/QUOTE]Yielded an immediate fake pic, despite the "pics are 100% legit" claim in the ad. That should've been your first red flag.

I read all these reviews and appreciate them, sympathize, empathize, but cannot understand why anyone strays from the well-known list of places that are guaranteed of a payoff (M1, Saigon, etc.).

Does anybody know if this place is still open. This is right next to Lovers Lane in Novi off grand river.

[QUOTE=TheExplorer;3693817]Does anybody know if this place is still open. This is right next to Lovers Lane in Novi off grand river.[/QUOTE]It's closed due to remodelation.

Saw Tiffany in the afternoon, and like most people say she is very sexy for an asian provider. 1 hr massage is $. 6 and tip was $1. Gave a great body slide and HJ to finish. She said it's either body slide or BJ but I was hoping for both. She's got a great set of tits and nips to go with them. But like others have said recently her work is a bit mechanical. Those who have gone to M1 recently is it FS?

[QUOTE=ODawg;3695340]Saw Tiffany in the afternoon, and like most people say she is very sexy for an asian provider. 1 hr massage is $. 6 and tip was $1. Gave a great body slide and HJ to finish. She said it's either body slide or BJ but I was hoping for both. She's got a great set of tits and nips to go with them. But like others have said recently her work is a bit mechanical. Those who have gone to M1 recently is it FS?[/QUOTE]No. M1 is a legit high end massage place. Be sure to ask for the hot stones.

[QUOTE=ODawg;3695340]Saw Tiffany in the afternoon, and like most people say she is very sexy for an asian provider. 1 hr massage is $. 6 and tip was $1. Gave a great body slide and HJ to finish. She said it's either body slide or BJ but I was hoping for both. She's got a great set of tits and nips to go with them. But like others have said recently her work is a bit mechanical. Those who have gone to M1 recently is it FS?[/QUOTE]M1 is most definitely FS. Multiple times per session if you want.

Went to my ATF, the one that never lets me down, the one that popped my AMP cherry today ([URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/very-special-asian-massage-new-girl-cynthia-25-and-evelyn-28/28187745[/URL]).

It was terrible. Opted for a hhr and got a substandard HE that I had to close my eyes and use my imagination for, which is something I never had to do there. The provider wasn't even bad, she was just all about business today. Wanted an extra. 2 for the girls to be out. I should have taken my tip back and left then. I use to recommend this place, but now I can't. PLus when I came some other monger was there and we had an awkward "Hey, same kink? Same kink. " moment, never fun, even though it was funny.

I've been sour and leaving this hobby behind as my new years resolution, and this slip up definitely reaffirms my belief that me and this hobby are done. I'm not telling you guys to work out, start treating women like shit, and then start knocking boots, but it does work. I don't think I'll be giving any new places a try, especially since Tokyo got popped (it was a matter of time though, surprised it lasted as long as it did), since that was the last good place I visited.

Good luck my bros (and sisters?) and I wish you the best. This hobby isn't everything and if you love yourself and work on yourself, the women will come at a lot cheaper price.

[QUOTE=Robertin75;3693907]It's closed due to remodelation.[/QUOTE]I gather that is a portmanteau of remodeling and renovation.

[QUOTE=ChaserX;3696414]
This hobby isn't everything and if you love yourself and work on yourself, the women will come at a lot cheaper price.[/QUOTE]I assume you are saying that we will meet a better class of women, non-SP's, who will become FWB's or GF's, if only we improve ourselves. I think that for those members in a committed relationship, that is less likely to occur. FWIW, I have indeed worked on myself, and it's made a difference in my level of confidence in approaching SP's; but that's about it. The advice found on this board has also helped. But, anyway, the reason I engage in this hobby is to obtain services on demand, when and where I request it. I don't mind paying for that privilege -- I expect it.

I decided to go back to the place on Warren road across from Westland mall after about a month leave. I was in the area and now I'm happy I went in. Dreamed Mamasan recognised me so I think that's the reason I received a little more fun this time. The rotation is new and probably mid 20's and this time I got to see the girls during the HJ. I actually got a decent massage before and after too. I'm a repeat and definitely going back soon because YMMV for repeat customer's. She was a petite little cutie too. I ad is in BP in the massage section. Search "Warren road".

[QUOTE=ChaserX;3696414]Went to my ATF, the one that never lets me down, the one that popped my AMP cherry today ([URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/very-special-asian-massage-new-girl-cynthia-25-and-evelyn-28/28187745[/URL]).

It was terrible. Opted for a hhr and got a substandard HE that I had to close my eyes and use my imagination for, which is something I never had to do there. The provider wasn't even bad, she was just all about business today. Wanted an extra. 2 for the girls to be out. I should have taken my tip back and left then. I use to recommend this place, but now I can't. PLus when I came some other monger was there and we had an awkward "Hey, same kink? Same kink. " moment, never fun, even though it was funny.

I've been sour and leaving this hobby behind as my new years resolution, and this slip up definitely reaffirms my belief that me and this hobby are done. I'm not telling you guys to work out, start treating women like shit, and then start knocking boots, but it does work. I don't think I'll be giving any new places a try, especially since Tokyo got popped (it was a matter of time though, surprised it lasted as long as it did), since that was the last good place I visited.

Good luck my bros (and sisters?) and I wish you the best. This hobby isn't everything and if you love yourself and work on yourself, the women will come at a lot cheaper price.[/QUOTE]I've been going to that place for the last year. It's hit and miss sometimes. I've gotten to know Jenny the "owner" you should have called her and complained. She's interested in good customer service. I find a girl I like there and always ask for her. If another girl answers the door and you want to see a different girl just stand firm. As long as theres not another monger there you can refuse the girl.

[QUOTE=Acoustic53;3696828]I assume you are saying that we will meet a better class of women, non-SP's, who will become FWB's or GF's, if only we improve ourselves. I think that for those members in a committed relationship, that is less likely to occur. FWIW, I have indeed worked on myself, and it's made a difference in my level of confidence in approaching SP's; but that's about it. The advice found on this board has also helped. But, anyway, the reason I engage in this hobby is to obtain services on demand, when and where I request it. I don't mind paying for that privilege -- I expect it.[/QUOTE]Great points Acoustic.

Just left OMG.

I paid 80 for the hour upfront. Got about 70 min, and about 10 or 15 of those I had Joy and someone else (face was down didn't catch name. First time there when ask I said was there long time ago and saw judy a name I saw many reviews there long time ago).

That was the most complete massage I have ever had. And no discussion, just did HE. Down side otc roaming only with lots of layers but roaming all over. Joy was not what I expected based but she does a great job. Tipped 40 again no discussion just thanked me.

So massage 10 out of 10.

HE 7 of 10.

I'd say ypu want good massage and an HE come here. If you want high quality ending and don't care about massage to much go to M1.

[QUOTE=Averily;3687512]This one's free: Yes, she's great. Go see her now and report back right away. Don't bother reading the forum, you will not find anything pertinent. Hurry, I hear she's in high demand.[/QUOTE]I'm dying right now!

[QUOTE=JietMan;3697011]I decided to go back to the place on Warren road across from Westland mall after about a month leave. I was in the area and now I'm happy I went in. Dreamed Mamasan recognised me so I think that's the reason I received a little more fun this time. The rotation is new and probably mid 20's and this time I got to see the girls during the HJ. I actually got a decent massage before and after too. I'm a repeat and definitely going back soon because YMMV for repeat customer's. She was a petite little cutie too. I ad is in BP in the massage section. Search "Warren road".[/QUOTE]You absolutely correct about YMMV, I went there yesterday and saw this lady with bad teeth, that would have been a hint not to proceed but I did. Bad massage lots of tickles. Waste of money. Saw this other lady but she was busy. I go back but will try the other provider.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-quality-massage-new-young-asian-248-862-0880/27653503[/URL]

Good afternoon fellow mongers, it looks like the police have shut another one down. I noticed they haven't been advertising lately and drove by today, note on the door, didn't get out to read but looked dead!! Too bad, it was my go to place, seeing that it is close to home!! Be careful out there!

[QUOTE=HoldenCaul;3693694]Yielded an immediate fake pic, despite the "pics are 100% legit" claim in the ad. That should've been your first red flag.

I read all these reviews and appreciate them, sympathize, empathize, but cannot understand why anyone strays from the well-known list of places that are guaranteed of a payoff (M1, Saigon, etc.).[/QUOTE]I'm literally posting this shite for people to read so they know things haven't changed. I'll keep my comments to myself next time and lurk.

[QUOTE=HoldenCaul;3693694]Yielded an immediate fake pic, despite the "pics are 100% legit" claim in the ad. That should've been your first red flag.

I read all these reviews and appreciate them, sympathize, empathize, but cannot understand why anyone strays from the well-known list of places that are guaranteed of a payoff (M1, Saigon, etc.).[/QUOTE]They aren't lying when they say "pics are 100% legit", they aren't telling the truth either. What they are saying is, "the pics are legit, just not me / us". So unless she says the pics are hers, they most likely are not.

Where is Saigon and m1.

[QUOTE=HookyPooky;3698735]Where is Saigon and m1.[/QUOTE]At [URL]google.com[/URL].

Has anybody sampled the talent at Monroe St. Lately? I'm looking to get an itch scratched but was hoping for more of a teasing experience. Is Cici still there? Any new young ones?

[QUOTE=HookyPooky;3698735]Where is Saigon and m1.[/QUOTE]M1 - I96/ Telegraph, NE of the intersection. In a strip mall with a dollar store, liquor store, and a hair salon.

Saigon. Ferndale, Woodward and 9 mile, SE of the intersection. Next to a bar / restaurant. Park in the back and use that entrance (not the one off of Woodward).

Have fun and report back.

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/thp/d/satisfying-massage/6468704795.html[/URL]

Is M-1 safe area after dark?

[QUOTE=Drews4;3699657]Is M-1 safe area after dark?[/QUOTE]Its kind of a so so area. But if you pay attention to what's around you. You should be fine.

[QUOTE=Fredt54;3698468][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-quality-massage-new-young-asian-248-862-0880/27653503[/URL]

Good afternoon fellow mongers, it looks like the police have shut another one down. I noticed they haven't been advertising lately and drove by today, note on the door, didn't get out to read but looked dead!! Too bad, it was my go to place, seeing that it is close to home!! Be careful out there![/QUOTE]I stopped by a week or so ago, and got out to check the note. It said they're doing some renovations.

[QUOTE=Drews4;3699657]Is M-1 safe area after dark?[/QUOTE]Safe after dark. I've never been there but I've been to the dollar store in that strip mall and to the dealership across the street after dark. No more issues in that area than anywhere else. Major intersection.

I checked this spot off of warren near a BP late last night cute girl poor English but good attitude. Good massage with HE she didn't want to release her puppies but allowed rubbing. Name Lucy cute face and rack could us 100 mgs of no assatol.

I've only met one girl in all my years from AMP that didn't need a prescription. 70 door fee left 30 tip. Cash only. For my first time there it was ok. Just ok. No table shower offered not sure if it has one.

Checking out M and Saigon tomorrow might flip a coin a pick one. I'll save some coin and look for a QV from a hood rat afterwards.

I'll report tomorrow.

Be smart and stay safe suckers

Hooky out

[QUOTE=Drews4;3699657]Is M-1 safe area after dark?[/QUOTE]You go from car to the door it's maybe 25 yards. You're not hanging out in the parking lot making new friends. You'll be fine.

[QUOTE=MikeQanaby;3699108]Has anybody sampled the talent at Monroe St. Lately? I'm looking to get an itch scratched but was hoping for more of a teasing experience. Is Cici still there? Any new young ones?[/QUOTE]Wendy and Lisa. Cici is not there. This was from last week. Lisa is more mechanical and is of same age as Wendy. If you like older women then this is the place to go.

[QUOTE=JayJay123;3699719]I stopped by a week or so ago, and got out to check the note. It said they're doing some renovations.[/QUOTE]Same people that run Tokyo in Macomb. Tokyo was busted a couple weeks ago so this is either part of it or they're closing to be safe.

[QUOTE=Nyybry;3699361][URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/thp/d/satisfying-massage/6468704795.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Any luck with this one.

Anyone been to PP lately? I went about 8 months ago and got HE from Maria but the massage wasn't that good. I know some people have went there only to not get a HE so I'm wondering if it can still be had with certain providers there.

[QUOTE=Uofm91;3700438]Any luck with this one.[/QUOTE]Called her before. She said her rates were 100 for half. 150 for hour. Ad states she's available for ladies and gentleman. So I'm just inquiring.

I know this doesn't fit into our area but thought I'd tell about a dream I had. Was on 96 between Lansing and Grand Rapids. Stopped by a place right off ramp. I use to have this dream years ago at least once a week. Mommason lets you in. Talk to her telling her been there looking for nice massage. In my dream she's 20. Then a 30's something walks in. Not bad. Mommason says 40/60. I do 60. Then you go to a room with a table you lay on. They use a shower head on you and clean you up. In the dream she grabs the pipe a few times. After drying they want you to go elsewhere. I say no back to room. She says ok. Be right back. I dry off. Comes back and soldier is down a little. I tell her and she plays with it. Then my dream goes onto her saying lots of fun? I say 1 rose. She tries for more but not real hard. Goes and come back. Now in my dream I'm standing there when she comes back and takes her dress off. She starts kissing all the way down. Gives an awesome BBBJ. I had to stop or my dream would of been over. She lays down and I service her real quick. I slip the one eyed in her her and she was moaning. In my dream I blew a small country in her in no time. Damn why does this always happen in these dreams with Asians.

I've been away for sometime and looking at visiting my ATF ACU now that I'm back. Anna's girls have been a disappointment. The last one I saw was "Sherry" who is at the Romulus location. She does not do FS. Prior to that I saw Candy who happened to be on her period. So, I wasn't going for strike three. I was really sad to see Lisa leave ACU to live in Flushing with her brother and never to return. Nana was a fair replacement, however, I've come to learn that Michelle is gone and a new SP named Mimi is working there. I would appreciate a scouting report if anyone has one. I've done my share of TOFTT and hope for some feedback in return. I always have J C on the east side, if all else fails.

[QUOTE=PanicKachan;3700285]Wendy and Lisa. Cici is not there. This was from last week. Lisa is more mechanical and is of same age as Wendy. If you like older women then this is the place to go.[/QUOTE]I called last week to see Cici and was told that she will be back this week. I have not called back yet.

From out of town. So every time I am in the area, I try an AMP, but I don't like to drive too far from the hotel because I don't know the area. Went to this one on Monday, room had huge sign saying all customers please leave on undergarments. I asked, and the girl said store policy. Told her I didn't want oil on my underwear, so I left. I have a difficult time in my hobby when I'm in the DMA, its hard to get outcall to Auburn Hills and it seems the AMPs up that way suck. Any suggestions for my next time would be great.