Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nikos2]I am having a great time in Brooklyn, AMP are all over the place and cops don't give a shit! Take this ad they blatant show the employees and advertise tableshowers.

[url]http://www.massage18ave.com/massage18_emplyees.html[/url]

Perhaps, you guys can take a day trip to Brooklyn, DC area is dead! So long mofos. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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No need to drive to Brooklyn for that, same age like NoVa, or MD,or DC, just take closer look again. Its good to see the employees beforehand so I can keep looking and take my money elsewhere though.

Their is much younger girls but this is not it!!!
Not one of the girls here is under 30`s

[QUOTE=Nikos2]I am having a great time in Brooklyn, AMP are all over the place and cops don't give a shit! Take this ad they blatant show the employees and advertise tableshowers.

[url]http://www.massage18ave.com/massage18_emplyees.html[/url]

Perhaps, you guys can take a day trip to Brooklyn, DC area is dead! So long mofos. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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[QUOTE=Nikos2]

As far as the difference. If you want a knockout girl, I am talking flawless with top notch massage and quality 250 easy that includes tip. .[/QUOTE]

For 250.00-300.00 you can get a hot young escort here. No need to travel to New York. There are girls who come through all the major cities in this price range. But at these prices you are out of the AMP and into escort territory. There are many agencies and indy girls in that range.

[QUOTE=Nikos2]If you want to compare same apples to apples as you would get in VA 30ish same massage service you could probably get it cheaper. Don't forget Queens is also a haven for AMPs, funny their is probably more AMPs their but I am overwhelmed enough in Brooklyn. I thought I was doing you guys a favor by opening your eyes to what is out there but I guess like before you don't like input on this board. [/QUOTE]Wow, this guy is all kinds of touchy. Grammar and spelling could use work, too. I give this post a "check-minus" grade.

[QUOTE=A John]Their is much younger girls but this is not it!!!
Not one of the girls here is under 30`s[/QUOTE]


I would say in their 40s is perhaps more true, lol

Why in the hell is Nikos over here giving us some BS about Brooklyn anyway? Day trip to Brooklyn, I rather take a daytrip to Saint Martin in the Virgin Islands. Younger and much cuter hoes 18-22 and much better pricing....hehe

PC out

I visited V&P tonight for the first time in quite a while. I went when they first opened. (It was so new then, the provider was a first-timer I think, as she asked me what the locals tip around these parts. I told her 20-40 for a HJ, and 100 and up for better service.) I didn't like their stand-up shower, and in two subsequent visits, had two bad experiences. (One where I got a massage and nothing else. "All done now." huh? A second time they were all full.)

So fast forward many months and I visited today to see they have changed management, replaced the standing shower with a mini table, but still have decent facilities. (The towels are really poor, though.) I was seen by the mamasan, who was in her mid 40s. I forget her name already. She gave me an ok TS, followed by a (welcome) hard but mediocre massage. The flip started out normally, but before I could say "ummm, ok" I had a face full of mamasan's uncovered crotch. She wanted DATY, so I obliged, while she finished me.

If you can deal with the older NoVA provider who is a 2 in the looks department, it was a decent experience all-in-all. I'd give it a 5 out of 10, I guess.

Banker Boy

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I had mostly good here at V&P but was scolded repeatedly for giving reports. I would say 3 out of 4 trips there were very good. MM your talking of still wearing back brace? or she gone now.

Glad they have ts now. That makes it better place. I have not been in over a year since the last review of it I gave.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]I would say in their 40s is perhaps more true, lol

Why in the hell is Nikos over here giving us some BS about Brooklyn anyway? Day trip to Brooklyn, I rather take a daytrip to Saint Martin in the Virgin Islands. Younger and much cuter hoes 18-22 and much better pricing....hehe

PC out[/QUOTE]I guess like before, nothing I say is true, none of it, DC was never had an AMP bubble, ever, never. I think it popped in 2001 soon after Sept 11th. Nobody believes me. This article is complete false, all those AMPs I mentioned that existed in Montgomery Co and other never existed ever. The shit happening in Brooklyn doesn't exist.

[url]http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html[/url]

Oh by the way, Prague is the place to go! Nothing I see is true!

Article quotes “More than 40 Asian massage parlors--mostly Korean” if I read this correctly this is just DC alone. How many are left as of today? I bet if you take all of MD-DC-VA combined you can’t get anywhere near that number.

How many do you count from this link [url]http://newyork.backpage.com/BodyRubs/[/url] ? So I am lying? Granted these included all over the Tristate Area Queens/Manhattan/Brooklyn. So I ask you I am lying? Do you not think NYC is a AMP haven. You guys parse everything but fail to see the big picture. I thought you guys are hobbyists. Don't you want to go where the action is? If you get on the Delta Shuttle for $150 a 45 minute flight you can freaking have the time of your life. How many of you guys go to Atlantic City and blow 1, 000 playing craps or blackjack? Seriously, do you guys just go home and freaking waste away. Do you guys live or just commiserate away. Whatever take it at what its worth I go where the action is and Virginia is NOT where it is.

Last week was high stress.

I called my favorite MMS.

I went to my favorite place.

Mona made the day much better with a great massage and a smile that let me know the rest of the week would be better.

I have noted before that Mona has a memory that defies belief. But on this visit, I remembered something from our second visit. That memory resulted in laughs and good feelings.

Mona. Thanks a lot!

For the bretheren. Standard rates for the house for an hour.

A great TS.

A superb massage from a lovely lady.

Go to your ATF places. And remind the ladies we appreciate them.

And BE NICE TO THE LADIES

PA

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[url]http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html[/url]
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hmm

By Chris Vogel Published Tuesday, November 01, 2005


Things that were true 8 months ago are long gone or not true today. This hobby is always in flux like that, so clearly 5 year old information is well... 5 year old information.

If we could go back to yesterdays many of us would but we can so there is no real reason to dwell on the past, it is no longer 2005.

I know this to be real and that no matter how much is given out as TIPS, VA / DC is last on the circuit for these ladies. They start as innocent 20s but once they get here they are hard (not bodied) 30s and 40s... I have mentioned this at times and the fags on this board tried to ite my dick off for it. Sorry if you took offense in why I wrote but I was really trying to back what you wrote in a NY sacastic tone

Enjoy your time and bring back some quality!

[QUOTE=Nikos2]Thats fine! I have never been welcome on this freaking board. I have been to several AMPs so far same the bullshit conversation like where are you from. Well I said DC area. Consistently they would tell me that they go city to city mostly big cities like LA, Chicago, Miami but none mentioned DC. I guess DC is being avoided.

As far as the difference. If you want a knockout girl, I am talking flawless with top notch massage and quality 250 easy that includes tip. However, you be hitting a 20-25 year old and that includes everything. I would say it is well worth the price. If you want to compare same apples to apples as you would get in VA 30ish same massage service you could probably get it cheaper. Don't forget Queens is also a haven for AMPs, funny their is probably more AMPs their but I am overwhelmed enough in Brooklyn. I thought I was doing you guys a favor by opening your eyes to what is out there but I guess like before you don't like input on this board. I have lived in DC Area for about 14 years commuted to Loudoun for 7 and thought well maybe I throw you guys a bone. That's it you guys can have your board back. I won't post here. I haven't posted in shit like 3 weeks (I guaranteed some idiot is going to verify that claim). Fine have it you way. So long mofos hope you have a good time with the 30ish that are left. I get to pick and choose some 20ish to blow my wad. Just check out backpage New York and see what you are missing out. My friends are all ready clamoring to come visit.[/QUOTE]

Can I get the airfare for the cost of a tank of gas?


[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]I would say in their 40s is perhaps more true, lol

Why in the hell is Nikos over here giving us some BS about Brooklyn anyway? Day trip to Brooklyn, I rather take a daytrip to Saint Martin in the Virgin Islands. Younger and much cuter hoes 18-22 and much better pricing....hehe

PC out[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Justforme]Can I get the airfare for the cost of a tank of gas?[/QUOTE]
Cheapest flights w/room for a week is about $1200.

1. One near Tysons Corner across from Marshall HS.

> NO GFE. No covered BJ. Rush job. Late 20's. 60 plus 25 tip.

2. Fairfax across from IHOP and RT 50.

> No GFE. No covered BJ. Provider late 30's/Maybe 40. Couldnt get aroused because of her ugly face.

3. Same area. One office over.

Greeted my last 30s fairly hot. Said come back in a hour all girls busy. Came Back. I wanted to F*ck her. She was not available, sent in a 5. Methodical massage. No GFE. Provider gave lame BJ. With more blowing then sucking. When I finished, some hit the sink to the right. She didn't wipe it down.