Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WildWilly68;1267027]Is that across from the Fractured Prune, sorta kinda?[/QUOTE]Further down HR near Palmisano's. Google has a PIC.

GTR

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1267318]I think you sound disappointed. And not because you got a bad massage.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/QUOTE]Too funny. You're really bad!

[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3;1266250]Perhaps someone out there can help. I was walking Harford Road with my wife, and when I passed 8604 Harford, an old White house that has a Bradford Bank sign out front, I noticed that there was a banner in the window that says massage and a neon open sign that was not lit up due to the hurricane power outage. I have checked the forum and checked CL and BP. I haven't noticed any new spas listed. This is a tough one for me since it is very close to my house, but would be interested in knowing for sure if this is new talent in the area. Thanks for any help you can provide. LP[/QUOTE]They have an ad on craigslist today:

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2576726084.html.[/url]

I may TOFTT this afternoon, if so I'll report.

[QUOTE=WiseTroll; 1268597]They have an ad on craigslist today:

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2576726084.html.[/url]

I may TOFTT this afternoon, if so I'll report.[/QUOTE]No they don't.

[QUOTE=Travelure; 1266699]Against my better judgement I went to Jasmine one afternoon, it being close to work and what not. First day I reached and the mmsn opened the door and said that sorry we are full, I asked how much time will it take, she said long time. Kike an idiot I went back the next day. Mmsn took me in, no acknowledgement of my having come there earlier.

Anyway, she put me in the cubby and then it took forever anyone to come in. By then I was a little irritated since this was a short excursion out from work, so I said hhr when mmsn came to ask. Finally in walks a tranny. He / she (it) proceeded to joke with me in a masculine voice. By then I was already sick of the whole thing, so I said, lets just see how bad this can get. Well I got a horrible, casual and basically harsh massage. In between the mmsn talked with this tranny through the bedsheet that hung on the cubby no less than 4 times, as if it was just incidental that I was paying my hard earned money to get harshly kneeded by IT.

Now I was waiting to see what would happen next. Well what happened takes the cake, suddenly the mmsn said something in korean, IT proceeded to slap my butt and say massage over. Bye. And left. Just left and disappeared.

But I left out the worst part, IT used a kind of cream to massage me, no unscented oil but some kind of cheap white cream which left me all sticky AND stinky. I felt horrible, but worse, now I could not get back to work without also reeking of this horrible stench. Had to drive all the way home and take a shower and then go back to work.

My worst AMP experience to date! And its not that great a story either, just a pathetic experience. Don't go there.[/QUOTE]Wow you stayed with a Tranny working on you? I would have taken that as an immediate sign to ask for a refund and leave.

[QUOTE=Satya;1255567]I went to 8910 on Thursday and was greeted by Kelly. She says that this is her first gig but of course I don't think so by the way she swung my lead. Her massage skills are terrific. She said she was schooled in Chinese massage by a Chinese therapeutic massage school in New York and I believe her. I have seen her twice and will return before her stint in Baltimore is up on Tuesday. Give her a try.[/QUOTE]Satya thanks for the advice. I saw her on the Sunday morning you noted and she is everything you described! She was going to NYC but said should hopefully be back in a few weeks.

[QUOTE=Satya;1268865]No they don't.[/QUOTE]Yes they do.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2576726084.html[/url]

[QUOTE=WiseTroll;1268597]I may TOFTT this afternoon, if so I'll report.[/QUOTE]Troll,

Report back if you had a chance to stop by this place. I'm always interested to hear about new places. And there does seem to be quite a few new places lately. I drove by 8604 earlier today (no time to stop). Boy, this place ain't subtle. Big ol' sign right on Harford Road,"MASSAGE","TABLE SHOWER". Quite a step up from the ol' anonymous lit "open" sign by the front door.

Don't know why, but my gut feeling is that this is just going to be another average AMP. But then again, most of them fall into average; some with glimpses of outstanding few and far between.

BD

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1268956]Satya thanks for the advice. I saw her on the Sunday morning you noted and she is everything you described! She was going to NYC but said should hopefully be back in a few weeks.[/QUOTE]Thanks again for info I hit this place Friday. She is a lot fun

Plus the damages are low

Enjoyed breakfast at ML with Julie. We both had a big breakfast and she never ceases to amaze me. Her attitude is definitely a 10. Looks are about a 7 but the rest is 10 all the way. I like them real and she is that. The menu is complete with no dickering.

Last night, I visited Jessica in Reisterstown. I've stopped by about 20 times and left happy every time. An earlier poster complained about her massage. She's good but not great. We've developed a relationship and with some of the girls that makes the difference between a good visit and a not so good visit. Occasionally, we complain about their attitudes. I've heard many a complaint from the girls about the attitude of those that frequent their establishments. Treat them nice and, most of them, will treat you nice right back.

Well, I just had to check it out. TOFFT sort of. I had to know if this was going to be another JHH or ML. Nope. Just a R&T shop. Kind of on par with Yoyo. Very good deep tissue rub (got every minute I paid for) by an older provider wearing regular street clothes followed by HE.

Not sure if I would go again. Nothing was bad about it. But it's basically the same product that you can get from any of the other places on Harford Road. Too bad too, becuase I had JHH up next on the rotation. Need to save and make a stop there soon!

Again with the sign. Kind of has me baffled. Brings too much attention. I don't think that LE cares, becuase honestly, they already know who and where all the AMP's are. It's the average citizen that I'm concerned about. Anyone read that article about Elite geting raided? There were quotes in there about the locals having no idea that this place was in their neighborhood. I like to keep it that way. I think complaints from the locals will get a place shut down way quicker.

BD

Or maybe a phone number please?

[QUOTE=JohnnyPassion; 1269895]Enjoyed breakfast at ML with Julie. We both had a big breakfast and she never ceases to amaze me. Her attitude is definitely a 10. Looks are about a 7 but the rest is 10 all the way. I like them real and she is that. The menu is complete with no dickering.

Last night, I visited Jessica in Reisterstown. I've stopped by about 20 times and left happy every time. An earlier poster complained about her massage. She's good but not great. We've developed a relationship and with some of the girls that makes the difference between a good visit and a not so good visit. Occasionally, we complain about their attitudes. I've heard many a complaint from the girls about the attitude of those that frequent their establishments. Treat them nice and, most of them, will treat you nice right back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Elibom;1270058]Or maybe a phone number please?[/QUOTE]From Backpage Quite simply what fine, mature Gentlemen need to relax in today's unsettled world.

Call for your appointment at 443-XXX-1593, please no text message or e-mail, thank you.

Poster's age: 28.

• Location: nw balt co

Just came from JHH. Parked in the back of the place and it was no cars back there. I could hear the girls in there arguing about something and it was getting a little heated. I knocked on the door and they got very quiet. The girls went into another room and "Sherry" answered the door. Got a 1/2hr session and she joked and explained about all the talking saying that it has been slow and that they were bored etc. Paid the fee and the massage began. I would rate it about a 7. It got better before the flip. Massage lasted about 14 minutes and then the flip. She kind of went straight forward and asked what I wanted today. I just got the standard HE. Was pretty good and quick but I could still hear the girls arguing back in the living room area. Once finished she walked me out to the living room where the girls were and they all stopped, smiled and laughed because they know I could hear all the arguing. I finally met Lucy who was in the group and she got up and gave me a big hug. I told them I would be back very soon. Next time I will ask for Lucy. If anyone is up and thinking about going tonight, it is a ghost town and slow out there and you can have your pick. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1269978]Well, I just had to check it out. TOFFT sort of. I had to know if this was going to be another JHH or ML. Nope. Just a R&T shop. Kind of on par with Yoyo. Very good deep tissue rub (got every minute I paid for) by an older provider wearing regular street clothes followed by HE.

Not sure if I would go again. Nothing was bad about it. But it's basically the same product that you can get from any of the other places on Harford Road. Too bad too, becuase I had JHH up next on the rotation. Need to save and make a stop there soon!

Again with the sign. Kind of has me baffled. Brings too much attention. I don't think that LE cares, becuase honestly, they already know who and where all the AMP's are. It's the average citizen that I'm concerned about. Anyone read that article about Elite geting raided? There were quotes in there about the locals having no idea that this place was in their neighborhood. I like to keep it that way. I think complaints from the locals will get a place shut down way quicker.

BD[/QUOTE]Went there today before I saw that you had this posted; I have to agree with your comments. Its just like another YoYo but I think YoYo gives a better massage. In any case, I was also suprise they were right across the school with that big sign. I wasn't satisifed after going here so I stopped by JH and it was the best as always. I had Lucy and she treated me well as she treats everyone. And yes the place was pretty dead for weekend afternoon which suprised me. I guess everyone in town either was at the car races or out of town for the last weekend at the beach.