Massage Parlor Reports

Experts, in what order would you rank the following amps?

Star
Orange
Dupont

Unless there is one better than all of these.

Thanks

Was so spun up the other day (literally) I forgot to mention such bonuses as provider dipped out to wash up.- good, as we have discussed here.- and she led me out of the table shower not by the left hand, not by the right hand, but. It was not painful at all, believe me.

My new fave, even better than Orange (which is great, and far better than Star, which is passable or even better, and which itself is far better than Supra, which now disappoints). Have resisted going back this week. Still not sure why I'm sharing this so widely.

Later

[QUOTE=Tofer]The place for diplomats:

Michelle, very very good, very friendly, nice bod, youngish, real b's. Usual tariffs, would I suspect have done AR if I had gone slightly higher on the tariff. Massage not bad, ts good. Would very much repeat (was tempted to return today).

Other talent was very much in evidence as well.[/QUOTE]

Greetigns Gents,

Internatioanl and Natioanl AMP Monger in training....just relocated from Atlanta been doing stuff in Baltimore, Greenbelt and now DC since I live in Northern VA along with some Thai EROS girls. I stumbled upon this place (Golden Nails Nails Massage and Waxing at 517 H Street N.W) after reading reviews from Erotic MP Reviews I had to check out the statements about .. Sixty Dollar BBBJCIM. I will say I was satisfied..Senior Members PM me for more details.

Lisa is old probably close to 50 with baby fat but she does a good of pleasing and suck me dry. So, I paid $40.00 for half hour which turned into one hour and fifthteen minutes because she had to leave several times. THere is only a curtain separting you from the normal business.

To not affect their legit main business please be discreet when you go there and dont be demanding or expecting too much if they are busy with nail customers. Given this is china town I'm not sure the true customers or timeing of them. I went one hour before closing time so they had no customers. Hours are 10AM to 8PM Mon - Sat

My only problem with this location is the homeless, beggars and people sitting on the doorsteps that are down right scary. A old woman kept screaming at me for money...If she said Hey one more I would have said Yo No Habla Ingles, Senora.. I may repeat if these prices don't come down in this area $80.00 is just crazy for hour at the AMP but I guess I'm not down south anymore....Lisa gave an okay massage I was there for the reports only not the massage. One Benjamin Franklin for about 45 minutes of super fun and left feeling good. Warning, she does have a small mouth. She takes instructions well despite her limited english. She is sweet and kept hugging me as I left and was using her translating mini-machine to ask me many questiosn about my backgroud and who I was and to make her feel comfortable I showed her my work id and passport. Afterwards, she kept telling me my body and parts were super nice.I guess that was the mental fuck afterwards to keep me "cumming" back...LOL!

Cheers Gents

Recently saw NaNa. Went gaga over her ta-tas. She is late 30s, early 40s, but her body is nearly perfect. Someone on VA AMP section today said they found the perfect set of boobs. I'd put NaNa's ta'tas up against theirs any day. Actually, that sounds like a good idea! But I digress, even if it was fun.

Nana started the event off with a decent TS. Back in the room she gave me about a 15 minute, half-hearted massage and then started working around my legs, which she complemented.

Nice flip, but I took too long and she started calling me "Superman." She hurried me and that dampened the moood. No worries, I'd still recommend and will repeat because she has such a fantastic body.

$ tip and warm towel cleanup and I was on my way home.

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It's been a while, so here are my stories to the best of my recollection through July 2009.

In January, I went to see a very well reviewed girl rated very highly. When I saw her, I was definitely pleased with her face and body, but her hands and feet kind of turned me off. No matter, she had a very playful and sexy personality, and when I asked for a BBBJ she asked me for $40. I asked her for BBFS and the price went to $400 total. I relented and fucked her pretty good and asked if I could cum inside her. She said no, so I pulled out and came on her belly. She told me to come again next time, and she'd do anything and everything. I never bothered. Too expensive.

I am greeted by a short and petite girl. Very young and cute looking. BBBJ? No problem. BBFS? No problem. Just don't cum inside. Her BBBJ was too toothy so I just enjoyed her bareback. I offer to take her out on a date. She says okay. We take a shower together and in this bright white light, I am horrified. She has some pimples or sores on her face and rashes on her body. On our way out, she shows me some pills to buy and bring if I want to cum inside next time. I just give a squeamish smile and leave. Needless to say, I didn't return for her.

Another girl. Okay looking. Not ugly, but not exactly my style. BBBJ? Okay. BBFS? No. So I just cum inside her mouth. She is surprised and lets out an audible "ACK" as she finishes me off with her hand.

Another girl. Very pretty, very playful. BBBJ? Okay. BBFS? No. Still very hot and young. She's from Singapore she says. Maybe that's why she's hotter than the normal Chinese girls at this place. Have a great time with her.

[url=http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=664079&postcount=2694]This girl[/url] returns. I fuck her bareback for $300 total. She's not as hot as I remember her, and she definitely doesn't remember me. She tells me to come back again but I won't.

[url=http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=731153&postcount=3248]This girl[/url] returns. I absolutely adore and love this girl. This time, I don't know if it was a bad day or a bad customer, but she seems very distant. She starts a BBBJ and I am upfront. I tell her I don't have any extra money to tip her with. She says she knows and it's okay. I enter her bareback and I fuck her pretty good. Lots of kissing. I am about to cum so I pull out. Oddly enough, only a couple of spurts come out and my orgasm stops halfway. I wipe off my dick with a tissue and penetrate her vagina again. I pull out and paint her belly white, and she tells me I'm a good boy. Afterwards, I ask her for her phone number and promise to bring a bigger tip next time. She gives me her number but is still very distant, and seems intent on escorting me out. I decide not to come back or call her.

Several months later, I call her number. The number has been disconnected. Damn. I miss her and want to see her again. I really hope she comes back one last time.

Just a fair-skinned Korean girl with straight brown hair. Slender and petite, natural B's or C's. Very ladylike. I am very attracted to her. I am able to take her out for food and drink and am able to bed her. She hides underneath the blanket saying she is very shy and embarassed. I am able to coax her out and she then goes into the massage parlor mode where she kisses down my body and starts to give me a nice BBBJ. She reaches for a condom and I ask her if we can do it without the condom. I won't cum inside, I say. We fuck bareback. I ask to cum inside her in the passion of the moment. She nods and I cream inside her pussy.

Afterwards, I try to hug her. She says she's not used to sleeping with someone else. It becomes very obvious. I try to hold her but no reciprocation. Next morning, I fuck her again and she says that's why she doesn't like sleeping in the same bed. Ha.

A few more dinner and drinking dates. A few times I'm rejected, a couple of times where I'm sent home with blue balls, one time where she insists we sleep in different rooms. Finally I am able to score again, and again I fuck her pussy and cum in it in the evening, and cum inside again the next morning.

She finally leaves for home. I call her. Her phone number has changed.

Easy come. Easy go. At least I didn't buy her that Gucci bag she wanted because the store did not have it in stock.

Mamasan introduces me to my girl. She has a nice tan body, petite and busty, long straight black hair. Then I see her face. She is a little bit older, and her face is pale compared to her body due to the makeup. She is not ugly, but something is off. Maybe too much plastic surgery, I don't know.

She is quiet but friendly. She compliments me a few times during the table shower. After the massage she begins to lick my entire dick but the tip. She reaches for the condom and I ask her for a BBBJ. She says OK. Now this was definitely a score. I can barely see her doing it though because her hair keeps getting in the way. She reaches for the condom again and I ask her for BBFS. She acts a little coy. I tell her I'll pay her more. She says OK, but dont' tell anyone. I fuck her bareback and she says not do it too hard or deep, so I pretty much grind it out without any pumping action. I ask to cum inside her pussy and she says OK.

I cum inside of her. She gets up and immediately she starts dripping as she grasps for a tissue. After she washes off and returns, I start counting off $100 and she says not to give her too much, just give her a little bit. Really?

I give her $40 and ask if that's too small. She says give her another $20. Bareback and CIP for $60 extra. What a bargain. She then tells me next time I shouldn't cum inside her because it's not good for her.

I wouldn't mind seeing her again. But variety is the spice of life.

This is a different place. I have been here a couple of times before but walked out every single time due to the poor quality of the girl. This time, the girl was okay. Something about her personality shined through. Her face was okay. Maybe she's a little bit older. Probably is. But she acts like a playful young girl. She is slender and I am okay with that. I see her naked and realize that she has an above average body. Very nicely proportioned and nicely done fake tits. Very comparable to a Korean massage parlor girl.

BBBJ? Okay for $40. I pull her up but she immediately withdraws saying she needs a condom to fuck. I ask her how much. She says she can't... She can't get pregnant. I promise her I won't cum inside of her. She thinks about it... Then says no. The fact she even paused tells me that it's possible. Some more coaxing. No. I promise. No. More money. No. I promise.... ....OK. She relents with a smile and asks me to pay her first. No problem. Give her $100.

I enter her bareback and am surprised how wet she is. At no point did she ever apply lube. I am already ready to lose it so I tell her to get on top. She immediately starts going at it hard and fast, I have to constantly tell her to slow down. She just keeps at it so I tell her to get off and give me a BBBJ. I ask if I can cum on her face. Nope. I pull her on for some more cowgirl and I'm about to cum so I push her back off and try to cum in her mouth, but the timing is bad and she gets me off with a handjob instead. She asks if I tried to cum in her mouth, and I just laugh, and she keeps rubbing the head of my penis which feels good but is also very sensitive so I push her hand away. Then she starts licking up the cum from my shaft and starts blowing me again!

Holy shit. Talk about sensory overload. I push her away again because while it feels good, I can't take it anymore. She pushes me back down and keeps sucking my dick and I enjoy it but it's too much. I push her off again. After cleaning up she insists I come back.

Whew. What an awesome girl. If only her face was better.

Maybe I'll return. We'll see.

A couple nights ago, the fever hit hard, and there was only one way to cure it. You all know what that is.

I tried to hit up H&H, but since it was around 9, they were apparently just doing appointments. Since that was a no-go, I had to head into the city a bit more, and figured I'd finally head to Star. I considered Green, but Star is faster for me to get to, and you have all given me incentives to go.

Was given Suzie, who wouldn't have been my first choice on looks (not bad, mind, just better below the neck than above), but no worries. She more than made up for it in attitude and laughs, which is fine with me. We had room 1 (although now I want 2!) which still has the odd position of making you walk past the lobby to the shower. Nothing wrong with that, unless ajima and her friend (two ajimas?) are watching their Korean soaps and you walk in front of them. There's just some awkward moments sometimes that you really can't talk about, hehe.

Anyway, shower was great, and a nice preview of things to come. The massage, oddly enough, was good but shorter than I wanted. It's rarely the case I say that, but I was happy to go slow since she was doing a damn good job. Of course, the main event made me happy I didn't have to wait.

She really got into it, more than I've seen in a while at an AMP, and had some great AR skills specifically. Given that I've had a few bummers lately where the girls scrub down there like mad in the shower, but don't actually do anything with the area, this was a nice change. On top of that, well, service was very, very good. I'll leave it at that.

Afterwards, she massaged me some more, and didn't rush a bit. I think the only downside was she used her knees to crack my back, which felt good after it was over, but damn, not during. Good thing I was relaxed.

I'd definitely repeat.

She is very young, super thin. Too young and too thin for me, but many of you guys like that--spinners I think. I like a little more cushion for da pushin'.

She is sweet, very sweet, and capable at all areas of massage that we enjoy.

Someone must have ripped her off, she counted the tip very carefully before proceeding.

Took an evening visit the the green house, and asked for Nana but she was busy, so I got Tammy. Mid-30s decent upstairs and better overall. Massage was 7/10, as it felt good but she wasnt enthusiastic. Seemed to want to get it over it, maybe tired? On the flip, CBJ, CG, but again, very rushed. Would not recommend.

"Nice flip, but I took too long and she started calling me "Superman.""

How can that be? She told me I was SUPAMAN!!! There cannot be two!

LOL, other than that, your observations are 100% correct.

Or can there? I'd hate to have to cue Queen's "Highlander Theme Song, " break out my hybrid Scottish-Japanese samuri sword, and chase you down. So, I won't. WE will have to live with sharing the moniker of.

Peace, G-Man

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