Jimminy Kriste on a cracker
Hundred.
You are one of the best posters anywhere on any board I've seen (keeping this audience in double gut busting hysterics).
Your keen wit and insight sustains all of us (which is about 10 hardcore guys).
You have repeated the investigation of the G-finger talent to the nth degree (and none of it sounds good).
So I ask you Sir, wight he utmost respect, "why the hell do you continue with this place aka Swamps of Degoba?
That being said, don't stop and carry on.
[QUOTE=Hundred;3685059]So, after so many years going to MPs, it finally happened. No, the bag did not break, I did not get anal, no LEO came in and asked me why I would ever get a massage at a place that has all the hygiene of a tuberculosis ward in medieval caclutta, and no mamasan came in to give me kimchi.
No, I walked in and there was another monger there in the waiting room. The MP waiting room is more uncomfortable than being a virgin at a jailhouse rodeo. I sort of stayed outside, but this guy was legendary. He fucken kissed and hugged the mamasan. I know this fucker must be a poster here. This was Tuesday 1. 9. 18 around 545 pm. Anyhow, he walked back all huggy and kissy with "jenny" this dragon from rowland high who jerked me off months ago.
She finally comes back from the soiree with this monger and greets me. I now opt for the full hour so the tech has to work her ass off to get me off. I give her 60 and while I am giving her the dough I am begging for another gal. She gets the clue and gets another masseuse ready and takes my dough.
In comes coco, a sort of fatty, almost latina / filipina looking gal who could be around 48. She was actually not bad. She was portly, had smallish proportionate tits. She had a face only a mother could love on pay day. All in all, if this girl was working at a stucco cum dump in SGV, there would be a line to the atlantic avenue exit to fuck her. She was a 3. 5.
She says you want soft, I guess she was told that I am fucken degenerate. She does soft which is just 10 minutes of tickling me and then finally getting to my crackety crack. She grabbed my hard dick from underneath and I pressed my dick against the pad and she complained I was breaking her hand. So I flipped over.
She had the oil at walking distance and she would jerk me for about 5 minutes, get oil and repeat. She attacked my cock from every angle. She took direction. I realized just how ugly of a pig she was and figured that the best thing was for me to close my eyes. After 25 minutes of cock work I blew and she did that annoying thing where she put her palm over my cock like I was a bottle of diet coke and mentos. I tipped her 50, so 50 for the house and 50 to be jerked off.
Oh this took place at an MP on a boulevard in WEST los angeles that has said direction in its name along with what you can buy alot of at home depot in sizes that are 2 by 4. The block on that boulevard is synonymous with the 19th VP of the US, William Wheeler. If you are sick of the code shit, this was at goldfinger massage at the 1900 block of westwood.[/QUOTE]
You can't handle the truth.
[QUOTE=BigBadNut;3685353]Hundred.
You are one of the best posters anywhere on any board I've seen (keeping this audience in double gut busting hysterics).
Your keen wit and insight sustains all of us (which is about 10 hardcore guys).
You have repeated the investigation of the G-finger talent to the nth degree (and none of it sounds good).
So I ask you Sir, wight he utmost respect, "why the hell do you continue with this place aka Swamps of Degoba?
That being said, don't stop and carry on.[/QUOTE]Son, I live on the westside, and there are no cinderblock perimeter fenced cumdumps in Alhambra, no streetwalkers, no "nonpros" (working out of hotels and fucking guys on Seeking Arrangements with nicknames like "church girl") and no 50 dollar all you can eat cum in pussy perfect 10's that are so prevalent in the SGV. No, I live in a world where providers are few and far between (cept for the Korean on city vibe with girls who have a knack for giving you a 15 minute shower in a west la trick pad until such time as your dick goes into crinkly finger mode), and those providers have to be patronized by men like me with small cocks.
Who's going to do it? You? You, Lieutenant Christophe?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for shitbag places like Kiku, VIP, Ocean, A-1, that fucken sauna place with those ridiculous ads on Backpage with latina girls with asses bigger than oprahs, and you curse Goldfinger.
You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my handjobs from women who should be modeling in the SGV, while tragic, probably saves the westside; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves mongers from having to drive to the inland empire to cum in the pussies of women in their 60's.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at SGV RAMPS, you want me at templeofbliss, you need me at templeofbliss.
We use words like "tantra," "ass crack tickling," "more oil. " We use these words as the backbone of a life spent trying to get the perfect handjob without having to get on the 10 east. You use them as a punch line.
