Rather Disappointed at Harbor
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Browsing BP bodyrubs at lunch Thursday I was taken by "Body rub gran opening: sensual- Touch. Sexy latinas $100 VIP, rooms - 24". Pictures of hot latinas, and abysmal English in the advertising text included this linguistic gem: ". And we are gland to serve $100 VIP special prostate massge private rooms cas ohly walkings welcome come baby". I called and managed to find out they are at 35th and Northern.
I pondered, and pondered some more about where to spend my 100. A sure thing I've had many times, or one of those sweet new Latinas giving me a prostate massage. To my regret, I took one for the team at the "gran opening". A pretty, fit young Latina came to the window. Perhaps the one in the pink bikini. Since the prices are AMP-standard, I supposed the 100 special was an hour with a prostate massage HE. I told her I wanted the VIP special and handed over my cash. I enjoyed an Ok-but-brief face-down massage followed by an OK-but-brief face-up, then - - - a freaking HJ. Oh, and it was only for 30 minutes!
As she started into the HJ and I asked about prostate. No, she said, HJ is the only thing she'll do. No prostate, no BJ, no FS. Since it was obvious I was only getting a handy, I slowed her Way down and kept re-focusing her free hand onto the boys. To top off the lackluster experience, at the instant I started to blow, she stopped jacking me. I can't believe that young hottie never had a boyfriend in her life, but given her performance I really wonder. I did get her to lift up her top, and she let me massage a very sweet set of almost-be's.
Pro tip: take your money someplace else.
Happy hunting!
Tooncinator.