[QUOTE=MisterJimmy;5347447]What's JCB?[/QUOTE]Johnston Creek Blvd. Southern end of the stroll.
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[QUOTE=MisterJimmy;5347447]What's JCB?[/QUOTE]Johnston Creek Blvd. Southern end of the stroll.
Who knows anymore when a "good time" is. Certain times of the day. Who knows, always changing. Good weather. Who knows, doesn't seem to matter. It seems to be more and more random. I hear reports and test the times out and always random.
Wednesday night stroll around 8:00 - 8:45 didn't see much at all, even though it seems like a perfect night for it. Only spotted a younger (late 20's) black spinner type girl who was attracting a lot of attention near the park just down from the max stop. She was worth a drive around and look, and may have been worth a second drive around look and possible stop but. I was really just checking tonight as I was heading home and had a car full of items I just picked up. Also, she just gave off a vibe of. Maybe more fun to look at than be with. She was on the phone and her face just seemed to be irritated and potential for not being much fun. I could very much be wrong.
Fractured is ambiguous concerning Denthead. The FHT posts I've posted before were reserved for Hookers that for whatever reason have gone from doable to do not entry. Pertaining to Denthead she's always been do not entry.
I first saw Denthead shuffle on the scene a decade or more ago. Although I've seen her Walk every zone of the Blade, when she first came out her normal Walking patterns were Stark to Halsey. I've seen her out in the numbers (Sandy) and Southway literally everywhere. Currently she sticks to the Art lofts.
One summer night long ago in a late night desperate move I picked her up around Stark. She balked at the Burnside handshake so the start was doomed from jump.
Immediately I regretted the decision. She was intoxicated and didn't handle her business right. I request a show of goods to determine how I might proceed BJ or FS 1/2 & 1/2. As soon as she pulled her shorts down the car reeked of rank pussy and sour feet (no lie). I dry heeved and it was all I could do to not yack. Any hope for a date was squashed at this moment. I called her out for her hygiene and that didn't go well. She postured and " I'm not getting out until you give me a tip, asshole something or rather. ".
She remains the only Walker in 3 decades that I've had to physically remove from my vehicle. That's it, one and not done thankfully.
This one is a true sign of a desperate man. Massive avoid, do not entry.
[QUOTE=MisterJimmy;5347447]What's JCB?[/QUOTE]LOL. I asked the same thing! Johnson Creek Blvd.
From reading your Fractured Hooker Tale. I can all too clearly see all that going down & got some fucking laughs from that one. Also like to see others admitting to those "ah fuck it" pickups from hell. Folks here are just too damn serious about pussy...
Like you, I saw her all compass points for years & sometimes in the strangest places off the usual hoofing routes. Once outside Stark lumber yard of all places she came up to me & my helper loading lumber. Getting in the fucking way until "accidentally" swinging in her direction w/ some long 1x6's was the only way to make her go away cursing us loudly. LOL.
I think she has something like 70+ mugshots & has to hold the all-time record for prost arrests.
I'm still fucking speechless when I see her actually catching dates lately. Then my laughter starts....
The common date denominator w/ her seems to be immediate regret & fighting off that rising bile or need to puke your fucking guts out.
You newbies, see my report #3794 for my horrific though less stinky encounter.
It goes without saying Denthead's a total avoid & certainly crazier than a meth house rat.
I've failed to summon up the requisite energy or enthusiasm for dedicated recons recently. Did get a couple in Friday...
Lunchtime:
Today I had to be out at airport for my first shot & since out, ran JCB>82nd between 10:00>11:45 minus the 35 minutes to actually get that needle in the arm. Copilot less for the first time I can remember was 'kinda weird yet I'm sure she'd think all those people were there just to give her treats & she'd be somewhat of a pain. Couldn't get the thought out of my head that as soon as nurse opened the driver door she'd love lunge & I'd get my shot in the neck or something. SMDH.
Gorgeous fucking day & you'd think some early birds would be out enjoying it or trying for an early start to the day.
On way there not a single one except one random Flavel fuglie.
Ok...it is early Zavi.
After the airport headed South. Depending on your pussy perspective it did pick up....sorta'...maybe...
Bagger Vance was showing off her legs & on the move South at the high school park.
Across from Sunny Market cackler dirty blonde WSW Rebecca was in same outfit as last spotted entertaining a couple circling punters w/ extremely poor taste. No further comment except she's fucking horrid.
Couldn't get any worse than above & it didn't as it was empty to home.
Recon Soundtrack: John Coltrane Quartet - " One Up One Down". An appropriate title now that I think about it.
Friday Night:
Making up for last Saturday's abbreviated time. Merry texted if I'd like to get together tonight. She got her first shot Thursday & thought we'd celebrate. With the copilot happy to again be riding shotgun we headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # 10:00>11:30+-.
A couple of BSW's were in the Sunny lot. I just didn't really care enough to take a good look, so I'll waive any dairy product jokes tonight. They didn't hang long as a marked PPD SUV + the silver undercover SUV were hanging out at Glisan park lot all night. Also one briefly yet effectively parked at pawn shop street.
Upper Sandy #...still...sucked.
Bagger's Bench was abandoned, though some obvious horndogs were in various areas within eyeshot having their dreams squashed.
Speaking of that at Fremont Arco lot an unknown to me younger blonde WSW in pinkish shirt, jeans & light blue hoodie causing some commotion w/ the McFlurrie cognoscente that her looks didn't merit. Was talking at several windows until a deal was struck.
The sturdy WSW brunette w/ the half shaved head & ear gauges was out near the Eastgate area walking in for some vehicle. Haven't seen her out lately. That hair is growing back yet those expanding ear gauges still give me the fucking willies in all the wrong ways.
Besides the two PPD parked all night in Glisan Park, fair amount of others out. Some Clackamas in the Southern end.
Daunted by boredom & w/ my eyelids fluttering like rusty shutters, called it as I aimed us downtown before getting Merry's usual "ten minutes warning Zavi" text. It's her scent that's stuck inside my head anyway of my two remaining regulars anyway.
Certain I wasn't missing anything on the way back from downtown even skipped the usual Burnside>82nd home route at 11:45.
While I can't definitely declare the avenue is dead or even if last few weeks are just an extended low tide anomaly. That I'm occasionally skipping 82nd entirely at times is the only hard evidence I can give. Even w/ our early 1000 acres hike, I took 205 all the way home this afternoon.
It's past the time to pull your regulars in a circle & hunker the fuck down. I've got a sneaking suspicion it's gonna' get worse before it gets better this Summer.
Recon Soundtrack: remainder of John Coltrane Quartet & Neil Young Archives 2 disc 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYI94Mkrtbs&list=RDrYI94Mkrtbs&start_radio=1&t=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzftghkzux0
Safe recons & life.
Quite the commotion this afternoon. Anyone see the teal shorts and fuck me boots WSW near Sandy?
I have a pic can't stop laughing at it.
Saturday Night:
With rest of my weekend already planned out w/ favorite wasn't really feeling the avenue much after Friday night.
Heard an earlier live & possibly promising report around 8:00 yet even those few sightings didn't make me rush to head out until about 10:15. The usual JCB>82nd>Sandy upper #.
Fuck all for walkers out. PPD now that was whole another story. A presence from JCB>Sandy upper # tonight.
Near Bagger's Bench one PPD SUV parked at the Madison Plaza middle alley seemed to be dissuading one & all for the time being.
At 82nd & Sandy what I figured to be a fresh hit/run w/ a crumbled Volvo wagon in the intersection & numerous lit up PPD coming in from all directions. After hitting the still sucking Sandy Upper # came back & Prescott High school was teeming w/ PPD quartering the neighborhoods for a mile+- in each direction.
Headed South & still not a possible subject spotted all the way to JCB & back to Bagger's Bench. PPD had stopped their search or whatever it was yet & except for one thick legged sturdy brunette WSW in shorts adjacent MCD's lot attracting some mongers interest it was still uninhabited.
Stopped at high school park to stretch our legs & quick piss for both me & the copilot. A few more concentrated loops Glisan Fremont revealed nothing except my escalating boredom.
Called it & headed downtown way before the usual "ten minute warning" text.
Burnside>JCB at 11:45 offered up no sightings & to be honest I just didn't give a fuck.
Recon Soundtrack: Beach Boys "Pet Sounds" mono & stereo versions.
Sunday Afternoon:
Trying to get a jump on my workweek loaded truck w/ heavy tools & headed South to clients. After loadout copilot & hung for a bit & eager to get back to home where Merry was chilling & sunbathing after our overnight. I planned barbecue tonight & thought I'd thought of everything yet the text from Merry said "mango margaritas Zavi" followed by "I'm dying for one today". Texted back I'd stop & pick up some fresh mangos.
Taking advantage of that window of time the copilot & I did a JCB 82nd Fremont JCB look around 2:00 between shopping trip. Nothing until Bagger's Bench where the namesake of that bench was sitting more on sidewalk than the doorway.
Turned around on Sandy hill & as I passed Madison Plaza middle alley caught a glimpse of long blonde hair in pink frayed jean shorts & matching top. A young WSW w/ fine shape topped by some color coordinated sandals. Those sandals had what looked to be Hostess pink coconut "Sno Balls" on each one. For reasons unknown those sandals 'sorta made my dick sing. Yeah...I've got some issues. Even though I hated them a kid I had a sudden craving for that disgusting childhood snack. SMDH. Decided to snap a photo & went around the block. She'd disappeared to my not totally surprised disappointment. She was slutty Barbie Doll looking cute.
Near Glisan a sturdy EarPods wearing BSW w/ dairy products in her future description moniker was twerking to the music. She had some pretty good moves & got some laughs from her energetic moves.
One Flavel fuglie complete my impromptu recon.
Recon Soundtrack: Los Lobos. September 12,1993 at Avila Beach, CA.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BxVO8Ng7F4[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5353911] Anyone see the teal shorts and fuck me boots WSW near Sandy?
I have a pic can't stop laughing at it.[/QUOTE]RammerRammer requested me to share this w/ the class.
Also couldn't stop laughing and or shaking my head at it. I'll skip all avoids I see on the 7MB original. It's a shame it lost some detail when resizing.
Let's just say your camera's level of detail is surpassing the smell a vision level.
Well done dude...damn fine street photography.
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5355472]RammerRammer requested me to share this w/ the class.
Also couldn't stop laughing and or shaking my head at it. I'll skip all avoids I see on the 7MB original. It's a shame it lost some detail when resizing.
Let's just say your camera's level of detail is surpassing the smell a vision level.
Well done dude...damn fine street photography.[/QUOTE]If you take a screen shot of the original it will greatly reduce the size and not loose much resolution.
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5355472]RammerRammer requested me to share this w/ the class.
Also couldn't stop laughing and or shaking my head at it. I'll skip all avoids I see on the 7MB original. It's a shame it lost some detail when resizing.
Let's just say your camera's level of detail is surpassing the smell a vision level.
Well done dude...damn fine street photography.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. Nope. Not suspicious at all.
The SW referenced in Report #2823 is back out on the strolls. Passed by her near Walgreens on Holgate yesterday.
Lia is out and about, good. Must not be doing well with her online ventures. She's a good fuck. Safety but a good fuck. Economical too.
[QUOTE=StinkyBalls;5360017]The SW referenced in Report #2823 is back out on the strolls. Passed by her near Walgreens on Holgate yesterday.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AlanCain;5359186]Hahaha. Nope. Not suspicious at all.[/QUOTE]That in here big porn debut she mentioned letting a dog lick her? Who the fuck confesses to that shit!
[QUOTE=DollyKillKill;5362076]That in here big porn debut she mentioned letting a dog lick her? Who the fuck confesses to that shit![/QUOTE]While I won't deny that I've given some of Dad's "friends" a sniff or a quick lick when an opportunity presents itself.
But Angelica Valentine...not even if she was slathered up head to toe in peanut butter.
Even I have some standards...