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3 guys
[QUOTE=Itsgreat; 1146296]Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you fat and ugly? Maybe your * a that cannot hold on to a man. Well if you are call three guys dating service. We will take care of your dumb ass. Need a place to stay? We will pay for that too. We also a full time taxi service. If your a dumbass then that surely means that you don't have a job. Just call us we will drive your lazy ass all over town. While we are driving your stupid ass around you can piss and moan about everything. The more pissing and moaning the better we like it. But here is the real kicker while we are doing all this stupid shit we will pay. Thats right ladies you will get paid to be a pain in our ass. So what are you waiting for give us a call. This advertisment is courtesy of threeguys dating service inc LLP. All rights reserved. We are gluttons for punishment
President / Ceo-The great one Mr. B. C. Himself.
Vice / President-The really big one Mr Caycejunior.
Treasurer-Itsgreat
Board of directors-All these horned up people here on this board
This is a joke. Any reference to people actually living or dead is purely coincidence. This is a private joke between these 3 guys. Copywrite 2011[/QUOTE]Hey brother you got it going. LOL LOL LOL LOL Truer words were never spoken. Keep the taxi motor running. This is damn funny. Next election going to put up Steve4. He has more campaign money than I do. Right now he's on the board. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Uncle Booty
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You forgot to mention we make special trips all over town to get thier daily (hourly) medication because we can't have our valued clients getting sick on us. LOL.
And don't don't worry your dumb little asses, if we're not available to pay you in person, then we'll gladly send you our hard earned money by western union so you won't have to miss a shot. Er.A- dose of medicine.
[QUOTE=Itsgreat; 1146296]Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you fat and ugly? Maybe your * a that cannot hold on to a man. Well if you are call three guys dating service. We will take care of your dumb ass. Need a place to stay? We will pay for that too. We also a full time taxi service. If your a dumbass then that surely means that you don't have a job. Just call us we will drive your lazy ass all over town. While we are driving your stupid ass around you can piss and moan about everything. The more pissing and moaning the better we like it. But here is the real kicker while we are doing all this stupid shit we will pay. Thats right ladies you will get paid to be a pain in our ass. So what are you waiting for give us a call. This advertisment is courtesy of threeguys dating service inc LLP. All rights reserved. We are gluttons for punishment
President / Ceo-The great one Mr. B. C. Himself.
Vice / President-The really big one Mr Caycejunior.
Treasurer-Itsgreat
Board of directors-All these horned up people here on this board
This is a joke. Any reference to people actually living or dead is purely coincidence. This is a private joke between these 3 guys. Copywrite 2011[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TheRealValerie;1145066]Check it out. LOL. I put the camera up and set the timer, tryna get turned around in position and bam. This is what I got[/QUOTE]Yummy! We need some more shots. LOL
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Board
[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1146409]Hey brother you got it going. LOL LOL LOL LOL Truer words were never spoken. Keep the taxi motor running. This is damn funny. Next election going to put up Steve4. He has more campaign money than I do. Right now he's on the board. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Uncle Booty[/QUOTE]Thanks BC for a nomination to the Board of Directors. I'm in charge of maintenance. Any girls need paint, alternators, etc I'm at their beckon call. Oh and always good for a tank full of gas. LOL.
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Taxi
Ran taxi service to court Friday. Offered swap out but I turned it down, face down in my lap. LOL.
Figured in the long run it was cheaper. She didn't have any paint to swap, nor need a cell phone. Cost me court cost. Haven't paid that yet. Just mail in your donations. LOL LOL.
Chasing hoes is fun.
Uncle Booty
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[QUOTE=Itsgreat; 1146296]Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you fat and ugly? Maybe your * a that cannot hold on to a man. Well if you are call three guys dating service. We will take care of your dumb ass. Need a place to stay? We will pay for that too. We also a full time taxi service. If your a dumbass then that surely means that you don't have a job. Just call us we will drive your lazy ass all over town. While we are driving your stupid ass around you can piss and moan about everything. The more pissing and moaning the better we like it. But here is the real kicker while we are doing all this stupid shit we will pay. Thats right ladies you will get paid to be a pain in our ass. So what are you waiting for give us a call. This advertisment is courtesy of threeguys dating service inc LLP. All rights reserved. We are gluttons for punishment
President / Ceo-The great one Mr. B. C. Himself.
Vice / President-The really big one Mr Caycejunior.
Treasurer-Itsgreat
Board of directors-All these horned up people here on this board
This is a joke. Any reference to people actually living or dead is purely coincidence. This is a private joke between these 3 guys. Copywrite 2011[/QUOTE]I noticed that you haven't designated an official photographer yet. Are you still taking applications or is the position filled? Are there any fringe benefits?
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Photographer
[QUOTE=Glockman;1146685]I noticed that you haven't designated an official photographer yet. Are you still taking applications or is the position filled? Are there any fringe benefits?[/QUOTE]Need to Email each of us some of your best pics along with your application. You will need to travel with us to appts. And take action shots. Fringe benifits yes. You will get to hang out with about 6-8 guys that are on the board. You may learn something from us or we may learn from you. Have we seen some of your work. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Uncle Booty
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All I have to say.
Sometimes, it is so hard being young and black in this hobby. LOL
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[QUOTE=Nirvana 1988;1146994]Sometimes, it is so hard being young and black in this hobby. LOL[/QUOTE]I would tell you as I'm sure many providers would. The only color a worthwhile provider cares about is green and the only trait they care about is respect. If color is an issue with a provider in 2011, is she really someone you want anyway?
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My Best Pics
[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1146699]Need to Email each of us some of your best pics along with your application. You will need to travel with us to appts. And take action shots. Fringe benifits yes. You will get to hang out with about 6-8 guys that are on the board. You may learn something from us or we may learn from you. Have we seen some of your work. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Uncle Booty[/QUOTE]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.
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Lol
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147190]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.[/QUOTE]Glockman thats funny. I am sure knowing Mr. Call he appreciates that to.
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That picture sure makes me horny! What MP did you find them in? Lucky you always finds the spinners?
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147190]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.[/QUOTE]
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Argggggg!
[QUOTE=Glockman;1147190]Thank you for your prompt response Mr. Call. I am enclosing a sample of my work. As you can see, I only hang out with the classiest of ladies. You may find it hard to believe Mr. Call, but I have only been taking pictures for three days, but you can see that I have a lot of talent. I don't own a camera yet and had to borrow one from one of the ladies, the pretty one. I hope to afford a camera soon and have my eye on a fine one for $20. 00 at the Walmart Super Center in Tutweiler, Mississippi. I know that $20. 00 is lot to pay for a camera, but I believe in getting only the best. You are probably wondering how I get to meet such lovely ladies as these, but believe me, it is not hard. In fact, when I am with them, nothing ever gets hard. If you will let me join your group, keep in mind that I have a load more of these fine ladies. In fact, more than you can shake a stick at. That's what most men do, that is, shake a stick at them. These ladies will do anything you ask, as well as a lot of things that you wouldn't ask. I hope I have brightened up your day Mr. Call. You sure brightened up mine.[/QUOTE]I think I'm going to have to go rinse my eyes out after seeing that pic. The lingering after-image is still haunting me. PLEASE, no more of this batch of samples, okay? We need to see some of your other work. Just sayin'
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[QUOTE=Nirvana 1988;1146994]Sometimes, it is so hard being young and black in this hobby. LOL[/QUOTE]Sometimes it's hard being old and white! :D
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A Request
[QUOTE=Southern Sun;1147275]I think I'm going to have to go rinse my eyes out after seeing that pic. The lingering after-image is still haunting me. PLEASE, no more of this batch of samples, okay? We need to see some of your other work. Just sayin'[/QUOTE]Ok, how about this one of Lea Madisson. It should be a little easier on the eyes. BTW, Lea will be in Memphis from March 2 until March 4. She is one of my ATFs.
