Last year's most infamous visit
So for those that don't know "infamous" means memorable or famous for a bad reason.
This happened sometime last year at an AMP that will remain nameless. About fifteen minutes into my massage the masseuse (who I had seen a few times before) suddenly says "Sorry sorry be right back" as she practically runs out of the room. She's gone about five or six minutes. She comes back and I ask her if she's okay. She says that she ate something bad but she was okay now. She resumes the massage and five minutes later she's standing up by my head working my back and I hear her stomach rumbling. She bolts from the room again. This time she's gone more than ten minutes. When she came back I was sitting up on the table. She had changed clothes and apologized and seemed embarrassed. I felt bad for her and I told her not to worry and asked if she was okay. She hugged and kissed me and assured me she was and we resumed. No more interruptions. She did go well over time to make up for her leaving the room for the shits.
Post your own most infamous visit from last year if you had one.