Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LandRover20;5005692]So I guess my buddy's HVAC guy stopped in 5 star not too long ago. The pros were a bunch of hot girls working there. The cons were pricey for services rendered and I guess the room he got had the worst body odor he's ever smelled. Like they should've retired the room for the day. Or the week. Felt worse for the girl because at least he only had to stay there 45 min. Says he got a mediocre massage shorted on time by about 15 min and paid 80 on top of 60 door for an HJ with boobage out. Even with all that he says he liked the vibe there because of all the hot girls. Thinks maybe its a luxury treat now and then. He wondered if its like a serenity shop where you pay extra for the hotness.

Curious, has anyone been to both 5 star and serenity recently, and can you offer comparison?[/QUOTE]Never been to five star but have to serinity would say from your post serinity is 100% better even got a nice cold drink.

[QUOTE=Benz1;5005669]You forgot the Kelly Link.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/kelly/031860888620[/URL][/QUOTE]Did not have the link but I do now LOL.

[QUOTE=WanToBe;5005862]Never been to five star but have to serinity would say from your post serinity is 100% better even got a nice cold drink.[/QUOTE]The warm beverages are nice too. The coffee is very fine.

[QUOTE=Benz1;5005946]The warm beverages are nice too. The coffee is very fine.[/QUOTE]Going to Serenity, makes it difficult to go elsewhere. As long as you have the pocketbook, you know what you are going to get and not ever a bad experience (so far for me) . This might be a sign of addiction for me. Might have to ponder that but feeling hooked.

Looks like you're right. They've also dropped their ad on RubRatings. And after posting every day for months on STG, there have been no new posts this month.

Quite the changes.

I blame DjBiker.

G2.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5004976]Called Bodywork Ann, asked for CeCe. She was not working that day. Only Linda. Well I've had a good massage and HJ from her, so I went in. I did get an hour plus 5 or 10 extra minutes of a damn good hard pressure massage. But NO HJ! WTF? I said I need more, like last time I saw you. She says nope massage over! First time in forever that I didn't get an HJ at an AMP! I always scout them out and do research to make sure they aren't legit only! So I tipped 30 and left.

When I got there, the guy that she just finished with was complaining about something and only gave her a 20 tip and stormed out muttering to himself. Maybe he got fucked out of a HJ too. I will not repeat with this place unless I'm guaranteed to get CeCe as my girl. Fuck it! Hope Blessings didn't buy and ruin this place like so many others!

NJ.[/QUOTE]

Had a great visit with Melissa. She is amazing. Definitely worth a visit.

Had a great dream Mona services me good. All the fixings even fisting. OMG a great GFE the dream was. Sunny is gone now.

[QUOTE=Gene2;5006181]Looks like you're right. They've also dropped their ad on RubRatings. And after posting every day for months on STG, there have been no new posts this month.
Quite the changes.

I blame DjBiker.
G2.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the intel G2! Good Stuff!

Stopped at Panacea yesterday on my drive north. Great location as the parking and entrance is at the back of the building. The owner has gone all out with Halloween decorations, which is cool and shows that they are laid back and able to have fun. Usual door fee, 30 hhr and 60 hr. I chose to have a great experience and tipped 50. Ill definitely be returning. Sorry, didn't catch her name.

[QUOTE=FrankHider;5006326]Had a great visit with Melissa. She is amazing. Definitely worth a visit.[/QUOTE]Any extra offered?

Went and gave Casey a try. She just got back in about a month ago after about 6 months out. She previously worked at a parlor, but is enjoying the current setup much more. FS is off the table and she is pretty clear about it. However she is open to doing a toy show, etc and other fun. Gets nude from the beginning and has some nice mirrors set up so you can actually see something when getting massaged. Conversation was great. She is petite and no body fat, attractive and looks younger than her age. Massage was relaxing but she checks to see if pressure is ok, so she is willing to listen to what you want. Allowed roaming and did great with the finish, no rush or mechanical. Will repeat. $170 total for the hour. Ad below in other comment.

[QUOTE=Arish;5004850]Saw Casey tonight and it was a great experience. Her rates were $110 for hh and $180 for a hr. Because of time I did the hh. She got comfortable right away and to me she has an amazing body. She did the massage naked and towards the end of the massage on my stomach she did some light teasing which really turned me on. While on my stomach I had my hands on her legs, rubbed them up and down her legs and played with her vag for a little bit but no FIV. On the flip she got some oil and with her light, gentle touch went to town on my junk. She rubbed her hands all over it, rubbed it against her tits and lastly used both hands and rubbed the shaft and boys at the same time. She took directions well when I asked her to go a little faster, a little harder and in no time I had a huge smile on my face. I say give her a try. She is a keeper in my eyes.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/sexy-sweet-fun/835179732431[/URL][/QUOTE]

I frequent 5 star at least weekly and have never had this issue. Cindy is very concerned with cleanliness and holds her girls to that fact. I have been to Serenity and cleanliness is not more or less then 5 star. I opt to go to 5 star because I get the massage I desire, and I do not at Serenity. Cindy has told me some of her plans. One is to get a shower at her facility so when you come from a hard days work you can wash the day off first.

I had an hour massage with Sweet Cheeks and man it was what I've been missing in the massage game. Like everyone else has stated she is a very attractive Latina and doesn't disappoint with her massage skills. I'm not looking for crazy extras when I get a massage I like to roam a little and a to see beautiful mountains when we finish and boy are they nice, but the massage was one of the best I've ever had. I use to see Blonde 25 but she complains a little too much and her massages got more and more blah with me as time went on. Panacea is hit or miss, At Serenity the massage always takes a backseat to the overpriced extras. I think I've found my new regular in Sweet Cheeks!! [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=590760&d=1601273109[/URL].

Is anyone familiar? [URL]https://holland.craigslist.org/bts/d/spring-lake-in-home-massage-therapy/7202027545.html[/URL].

I tried doing a search but nothing came up. Just curious if she is real and maybe I can do some recon.

Finally had a chance to go see Angel today. Amazed at how beautiful she is in person, her pics look great too, But WOW is she pretty. Pleasant conversation, very down to earth personality. Massage was quality work with some teasing. On the flip it was Fantastic. She has a great body, allows roaming. CBJ + 69 (with panties) total damage. 6/1. 4 its a lot, but I feel it was worth it.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;5007312]Finally had a chance to go see Angel today. Amazed at how beautiful she is in person, her pics look great too, But WOW is she pretty. Pleasant conversation, very down to earth personality. Massage was quality work with some teasing. On the flip it was Fantastic. She has a great body, allows roaming. CBJ + 69 (with panties) total damage. 6/1. 4 its a lot, but I feel it was worth it.[/QUOTE]Can it be GPS if the panties stay on?

[QUOTE=Scott1269;5007058]Any extra offered?[/QUOTE]Nope. I just go for the standard tip and visit, so I got what I expect, didn't ask for more. Melissa is super cute, great attitude, and she has a great body. Plus she makes the whole thing good, and the fun part is quite fun.

Saw a couple providers for the first time this week. First was Blonde25.

Communication was great. Light screening. Basically be a senior USA member or have a reference or two of ones you've seen that she can verify. I wholeheartedly embrace this type of safety precaution in this day and age.

In person she's more gorgeous than the photos. Great smile and body. Massage was good and on the flip got really good. Great value for the quality, youth, and appearance. Very clean studio that is safe and secure but private enough to not rouse suspicions.

I believe this studio is used by Casey on the evenings and weekends.

I will definitely repeat.

G2.

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;5007068]Went and gave Casey a try. She just got back in about a month ago after about 6 months out. She previously worked at a parlor, but is enjoying the current setup much more. FS is off the table and she is pretty clear about it. However she is open to doing a toy show, etc and other fun. Gets nude from the beginning and has some nice mirrors set up so you can actually see something when getting massaged. Conversation was great. She is petite and no body fat, attractive and looks younger than her age. Massage was relaxing but she checks to see if pressure is ok, so she is willing to listen to what you want. Allowed roaming and did great with the finish, no rush or mechanical. Will repeat. $170 total for the hour. Ad below in other comment.[/QUOTE]This girl is an absolute sweetheart. She looks better than her pics, has a killer body and gives great service. She and Blonde25 get a little grief for their higher rates, but the extra money is well worth it compared to some of the other providers out there who aren't nearly as attractive.

It was late and most MPs were closed or closing, the only one I knew of that was still open was LA Spa in Ionia. The stuff I heard about it, didn't get me excited. But unless I wanted an SW or Escort it was really my only option. I was in a massage kinda mood so I went there expecting the worse.

When I got there, some old hunchback lady let me in and showed me a room. I almost turned around and left thinking that this was going to be my masseuse. But I didn't. A few minutes later a VERY sexy Asian walked in where a school girl skirt. She goes by Pinky. Nice ass, great body, perfect boobs. The face was cute. She's probably in her 30's.

She kept repeating the same phrases over and over. Which was annoying, but then I realized its probably the only English she knows. The massage was awful, as too be expected at the AMPs around here. But the teasing was good, and she was hot. I actually cut the massage short and just went for the flip.

The menu is wide open depending on the donation available. I typically only go to AMPs when I'm feeling cheap. If I'm ok with spending more ill go American. Anyways, the menu was wide open. So I chose the FS option. Typically ill pay $ - $. 2 for FS at a AMP. But this was going to be more I handed her. 8 she kept her hand out for more, so I went up to $. 2 high end of what I usually would pay. Her hand was still out. I didn't want to pay more, but she was very attractive and I was wanting to hit that. So total dmg ended up being. 4 at the door for a hhr and $. 60 for tip.

She started with the CBJ being an AMP everything is always covered, or so is my experience. The catch is, this chick can suck the paint off a wall. Even with being covered, I'm not sure if I've ever had better. It was so good in fact, I didn't even make it to the FS part. I'm not terribly disappointed, except for the amount of money I ended up paying.

Will I repeat? Yeah, but I'd be more careful about the money. Don't let them see your money. Which is something I damn well know, but I was tired, it was late and spare of the moment.

GR needs some 24 hour places. I miss Bella gents. .

[QUOTE=LandRover20;5007208]Is anyone familiar? [URL]https://holland.craigslist.org/bts/d/spring-lake-in-home-massage-therapy/7202027545.html[/URL].

I tried doing a search but nothing came up. Just curious if she is real and maybe I can do some recon.[/QUOTE]Despite provocative pics, two visits with not tease or indication of anything sensual. I'll probably repeat to see if she is a late bloomer but kinda doubt it. Her significant other or husband or whatever is involved.

I'll report back.

Smilin Steve out.

[QUOTE=White300;5007564]Can it be GPS if the panties stay on?[/QUOTE]What does GPS mean I really don't know LOL.

[QUOTE=White300;5007564]Can it be GPS if the panties stay on?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Russians;5008463]What does GPS mean I really don't know LOL.[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome. It happens when a girl is super attractive and gets so much positive attention that she starts thinking her vagina is made out of gold and charges outrageous rates that aren't warranted by the quality of service she provides.

The joke White300 is making is, can we really call it GPS if Angel isn't even giving up the pussy? I would argue, yes. She thinks her pussy is made out of such a high karat of gold that she doesn't even have to take it out. She can demand ridiculous prices by merely dangling the possibility in front of us.

[QUOTE=Noctis4569;5008209]It was late and most MPs were closed or closing, the only one I knew of that was still open was LA Spa in Ionia. The stuff I heard about it, didn't get me excited. But unless I wanted an SW or Escort it was really my only option. I was in a massage kinda mood so I went there expecting the worse.

When I got there, some old hunchback lady let me in and showed me a room. I almost turned around and left thinking that this was going to be my masseuse. But I didn't. A few minutes later a VERY sexy Asian walked in where a school girl skirt. She goes by Pinky. Nice ass, great body, perfect boobs. The face was cute. She's probably in her 30's.

She kept repeating the same phrases over and over. Which was annoying, but then I realized its probably the only English she knows. The massage was awful, as too be expected at the AMPs around here. But the teasing was good, and she was hot. I actually cut the massage short and just went for the flip.

The menu is wide open depending on the donation available. I typically only go to AMPs when I'm feeling cheap. If I'm ok with spending more ill go American. Anyways, the menu was wide open. So I chose the FS option. Typically ill pay $ - $. 2 for FS at a AMP. But this was going to be more I handed her. 8 she kept her hand out for more, so I went up to $. 2 high end of what I usually would pay. Her hand was still out. I didn't want to pay more, but she was very attractive and I was wanting to hit that. So total dmg ended up being. 4 at the door for a hhr and $. 60 for tip.[/QUOTE]Yeah $200 is a bit high for CBJ. Her idea or yours?

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bts/d/grand-rapids-thai-massage/7207960022.html[/URL]

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;5009640][URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bts/d/grand-rapids-thai-massage/7207960022.html[/URL]

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.[/QUOTE]That's an AMP. Tuina massage. Joy has been reported on here. Late 20's. Slender and cute. Does good massage. HE available if she's alone there and knows you.

G2.

[QUOTE=WestMichguy;5007991]This girl is an absolute sweetheart. She looks better than her pics, has a killer body and gives great service. She and Blonde25 get a little grief for their higher rates, but the extra money is well worth it compared to some of the other providers out there who aren't nearly as attractive.[/QUOTE]Agree. Casey is great. My issue with Blond25 isn't her prices but her attitude. I wish Casey and Blonde25 would swap their schedules because I prefer making my appointments around lunch time.

[QUOTE=HollandGuy83;5009797]Agree. Casey is great. My issue with Blond25 isn't her prices but her attitude. I wish Casey and Blonde25 would swap their schedules because I prefer making my appointments around lunch time.[/QUOTE]Blonde 25 is very attractive but her attitude and constant complaining turned me off. I was a regular who over time just got fed up with her constant bitching and trash talking other providers. I have yet to check Casey out.

100% Agree on the attitude issues with Blonde 25. I have seen her for several years, enjoyed my visits with her, even stayed in touch when she was off having a baby. A couple of weeks ago, I asked for an appointment, and she only had afternoon available. Told her that would not work, and that I would try another day. 20 minutes later, she said she had an earlier appointment cancel. I had already scheduled something else, so I let her know that. Her response: "Fine, Lose my number". I couldn't believe it, and reminded her how long I had been seeing her, and that I did not cancel, it just did not work for me.

It's unfortunate, I liked spending time with her, but this certainly showed me how much she really cares about her clients.

[QUOTE=VelvetGoldMine;5009944]Blonde 25 is very attractive but her attitude and constant complaining turned me off. I was a regular who over time just got fed up with her constant bitching and trash talking other providers. I have yet to check Casey out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;5009640][URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bts/d/grand-rapids-thai-massage/7207960022.html[/URL]

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.[/QUOTE]I would recommend definitely call Joy for an appt. I saw her at beginning of year, went back a month later but she was not in, that was on a Saturday, saw Luna, no HE from her. There was a real pretty girl also working but I doubt she gave any HE either. So I did not go back thinking Joy had gone away. Other girls there may not give you HE.

[QUOTE=VelvetGoldMine;5009944]Blonde 25 is very attractive but her attitude and constant complaining turned me off. I was a regular who over time just got fed up with her constant bitching and trash talking other providers. I have yet to check Casey out.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen blond25, was on my list to, but Casey is an absolute sweetheart. I will just stick with Casey, in fact, working on setting up another visit.

[QUOTE=SlapShot69;5009973]100% Agree on the attitude issues with Blonde 25. I have seen her for several years, enjoyed my visits with her, even stayed in touch when she was off having a baby. A couple of weeks ago, I asked for an appointment, and she only had afternoon available. Told her that would not work, and that I would try another day. 20 minutes later, she said she had an earlier appointment cancel. I had already scheduled something else, so I let her know that. Her response: "Fine, Lose my number". I couldn't believe it, and reminded her how long I had been seeing her, and that I did not cancel, it just did not work for me.

It's unfortunate, I liked spending time with her, but this certainly showed me how much she really cares about her clients.[/QUOTE]I e always had a great experience with blonde 25. If she says something about others who care, she's better than most of them anyways. I've been texted her a few time to set something up but I've been real busy at work last few weeks. I can't wait till I have time to make the 20 min drive to see her again. If you don't want to see her that's fine opens more slots for us that do.

[QUOTE=Gene2;5009668]That's an AMP. Tuina massage. Joy has been reported on here. Late 20's. Slender and cute. Does good massage. HE available if she's alone there and knows you.

G2.[/QUOTE]Ahhh yes, now I recall seeing reviews. Probably operator error but I could not find anything searching "Joy" in GR massage.

Many thanks. HE along doesn't get my attention. Unless. LOL.

SS.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;5009640][URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bts/d/grand-rapids-thai-massage/7207960022.html[/URL]

New post on CL. Seems like I've seen reviews in the past but cannot find anything within the past few years.

Anyone experience Joy?

Thanks.

SS.[/QUOTE]I just had a dream this afternoon.

Joy was the only girl working there.

Mid or late 30's Thais girl. Pretty, nice body but just a little bit English.

Decent massage but no HE (very sad).

There's no lucky for me. Maybe YMMV.

Damage 60/40.

I walked in Paradise two weeks ago.

There was only one girl working at that time. Summer white, petite around 30's.

Door fee: 50/30 minutes. I gave her 60 and asked for the change, she said she didn't have a change she will count on the tip. WTF.

While I was undressing, Heidi (I know her voice) came back and argued that I was her customer because it was her turn. She called Jennifer and complained, blah blah. Summer came in and asked me to say I have an appointment with Summer. It was so hilarious.

Summer had a super bad massage skills. She just put hot oil on my back and roamed it all my back. She asked me how many times I had been there? Did I get any HE or so?

She thought I was a noob and tried to upsell me LOL.

Standard HE: 80.

Nude HE: 150.

Body Slide: 200.

BJ: 300.

FS: 500.

I used to get the BBBJ for 100 over there. I told her that, but she said her price was set and it cannot be lower.

I said "It's fine. Just keep that price with you". I dressed in and walked out.

I think I'm not going to be back there anymore.

[QUOTE=SlapShot69;5009973]100% Agree on the attitude issues with Blonde 25. I have seen her for several years, enjoyed my visits with her, even stayed in touch when she was off having a baby. A couple of weeks ago, I asked for an appointment, and she only had afternoon available. Told her that would not work, and that I would try another day. 20 minutes later, she said she had an earlier appointment cancel. I had already scheduled something else, so I let her know that. Her response: "Fine, Lose my number". I couldn't believe it, and reminded her how long I had been seeing her, and that I did not cancel, it just did not work for me.

It's unfortunate, I liked spending time with her, but this certainly showed me how much she really cares about her clients.[/QUOTE]Some women can be that way, especially if they feel "slighted" in the least. Couldn't tell you how many times past girlfriends have given me the 'ol "lose my number" line during an argument. That's one of the main reasons we pay for this shit, so we don't have to deal with that b / s. That being said, your last line seemed curious to me "showed how much she really cares about her clients". These are mostly prostitutes touching you or fucking you for money. They don't really care about YOU no matter what they tell you, you are a walking wallet. In fact, many if not most find the johns disgusting, though none would actually say it to us. Instead they'll tell us how much they really love touching our pee pee's or swallowing our babies.

[QUOTE=Stonecoldstan;5010222]I e always had a great experience with blonde 25. If she says something about others who care, she's better than most of them anyways. I've been texted her a few time to set something up but I've been real busy at work last few weeks. I can't wait till I have time to make the 20 min drive to see her again. If you don't want to see her that's fine opens more slots for us that do.[/QUOTE]I agree Stan. Her attitude has been great for me. But are we really going here for attitude? Or other tangibles. Like youth, beauty, service, cleanliness and security. Those are my worries. And Blonde25 checks the positive box on all of them.

If you don't want attitude. Don't have a conversation. And you will have no conversation by going to a Chinese MP. Most 60 year old masseuses won't talk at all. There. Problem solved. Leave the chatty and beautiful providers to the rest of us.

G2.

Blackfire is 10,000 Percent Right! Foolish to think otherwise. The real pros are the ladies that can make you believe they like you and your cock!

[QUOTE=Stonecoldstan;5010222]I e always had a great experience with blonde 25. If she says something about others who care, she's better than most of them anyways. I've been texted her a few time to set something up but I've been real busy at work last few weeks. I can't wait till I have time to make the 20 min drive to see her again. If you don't want to see her that's fine opens more slots for us that do.[/QUOTE]It's a pretty big deal being a regular or semi-regular visitor, then them telling you to lose their # after they text you saying the once unavailable slot is now open, but then informing them that you can't make it, as you scheduled something else after they turned your availability down, originally. I mean, that's WOW. Not just "having a bad day".

That said, I do agree that if the high-quality + great looking girl is complaining about the competition out there (us guys do too), isn't enough to just kill the whole thing forever -- but if one does, sure, more slots for us. Conceptually, it's a very big difference than the previous example -- although I can see how complaining a ton about other girls will be a bit of a mood killer and make one not so hungry to go back in the near future, understandably.

And I agree with the General concept that Blackfire pointed out, although I don't think it's to That extreme for every girl (but worth seeing that way if a guy puts particular gals into a too-special place in his heart). But in general, in the moment, she may be having a good time, no big acting skills needed. And that can happen much of the time with some gals.

But at the end of the day, don't expect them to be anything more than a hot waitress you Don't really know would be about you on a super busy night, over-swarmed.

[QUOTE=LlinhPhong;5010330]I walked in Paradise two weeks ago.

There was only one girl working at that time. Summer white, petite around 30's.

Door fee: 50/30 minutes. I gave her 60 and asked for the change, she said she didn't have a change she will count on the tip. WTF.

While I was undressing, Heidi (I know her voice) came back and argued that I was her customer because it was her turn. She called Jennifer and complained, blah blah. Summer came in and asked me to say I have an appointment with Summer. It was so hilarious.

Summer had a super bad massage skills. She just put hot oil on my back and roamed it all my back. She asked me how many times I had been there? Did I get any HE or so?

She thought I was a noob and tried to upsell me LOL.

Standard HE: 80.

Nude HE: 150.

Body Slide: 200.

BJ: 300.

FS: 500.

I used to get the BBBJ for 100 over there. I told her that, but she said her price was set and it cannot be lower.

I said "It's fine. Just keep that price with you". I dressed in and walked out.

I think I'm not going to be back there anymore.[/QUOTE]Wow. That's some hefty prices. And the negotiations are "the prices can't be lowered". Makes it seem like a union rule or a mob run place. Which I sure it's not. And anyone out there associated with the mob knows I'm joking. I'm a kidder. I would never say anything bad about the mob. Especially after watching the Sopranos.

In fact forget this post.

G2.