Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LikeARock22;6320907]I rarely stop in for a massage but thought I'd try out this spot. Was hoping to see Mona since I heard she has fantastic large nips.

Mona was not there but might be back next month. I was going to leave but there was new girl as of today. Mia caught my attention with her little red dress and cleavage. She was a load of fun. Sweet personality and at least D Cup or bigger with thick nips. She seemed like late 20's to 30's.[/QUOTE]Was going to PM you but figured I'm probably not the only one wondering: was your SODO visit to Sunshine Massage? And what was your total out-of-pocket (house + gratuity)? I inferred, based on your other posts, that you got a massage and a HE.

Thanks in advance.

I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?

The subject line on this comment won the internet today. That's what all of the Korean places in north Lynnwood / South Everett are. They aren't even aunties. They're grannies.

But. If you're a gramp and into women your own age, all power to you.

[QUOTE=Spectacular;6320863]All of those are 60+ in age.[/QUOTE]

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.

[QUOTE=RustyWebfFoot;6320637]Any extras in the past?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VillageRat;6321727]Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.[/QUOTE]Good stuff, found them online in regards to location. Looks like next door is Myrna Massage. Another stand alone location. Website is basic, they are open late. May be worth an inquiry also.

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;6321786]Good stuff, found them online in regards to location. Looks like next door is Myrna Massage. Another stand alone location. Website is basic, they are open late. May be worth an inquiry also.[/QUOTE]Looked up Myrna Massage but saw one link that said they were perm closed. Is it actually open?

[QUOTE=MikeWall;6321885]Looked up Myrna Massage but saw one link that said they were perm closed. Is it actually open?[/QUOTE]No idea currently.

Now it's called Roland, but no reviews tho.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-roland-asian-spa-kirkland-wa-176707[/URL]

[QUOTE=VillageRat;6321727]Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.[/QUOTE]

This is correct. The sign did say Roland.

WaRubMonger, sounds like you found it so I won't respond to your DM.

I'm quite curious to see how this is going to go in Kirkland as, from my brief couple moments at the door, this will be different than anything else on the Eastside that I've seen.

[QUOTE=Alish66;6322153]Now it's called Roland, but no reviews tho.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-roland-asian-spa-kirkland-wa-176707[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MassageFunStuf;6321405]I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?[/QUOTE]I saw a little spinner yesterday that went by Bella. Service the same as always. Everything covered. Standard donation. In other words the service is about the same.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;6316973]Any word on this lady? Older but pics look tight and seems like a freak?

[URL]https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/44656ce2-7b8e-40f8-8f1c-da1dc0bab5f7[/URL][/QUOTE]I'd love to try out her and her toys, but weekend are tough for me. Anyone else try her yet?

On that note, had anyone tried a TENS unit (electroshock with pads) before? That definitely has my curiosity. They aren't expensive on Amazon, I might just get one to see what the hands-free orgasm is like. .

There was 1 there a few weeks ago who at least knew how to fuck and was easy on the eyes, but she also had zero English which made it not that great.

Message to Lin's owners who regularly shill on this forum: Instead of shilling, how about you install a TS and get better overall providers.

[QUOTE=MassageFunStuf;6321405]I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VillageRat;6322708]This is correct. The sign did say Roland.

WaRubMonger, sounds like you found it so I won't respond to your DM.

I'm quite curious to see how this is going to go in Kirkland as, from my brief couple moments at the door, this will be different than anything else on the Eastside that I've seen.[/QUOTE]Found it. . I'm planning a visit early next week. Will report back.

Not white knighting but I had a great morning session at Lins. Got it right at open and asked for Sophia. Sexy smoke show with big lips, blueish hair and big naturals. Fuck I was stoked. Gave her the full donation right away and she knew what was up. Can confirm the tattoos on her stomach (what are those) and the small ass. Barely messed with massage before she was tits out on top of me. Let me suck her long nipples and started rubbing herself. She put on a rubber and started sucking my cock. I moved her to the ground in front of the mirror. She started to show her submissive side here and even spit on it when asked. I even fucked her mouth and popped out her cheek with my cock. She's good.

She swung around and mounted up standing looking at the mirror. I pounded away and eventually pressed up behind her at the mirror. An earlier report mentioned it and they were right. Make her call you daddy. I fucker her from behind in the mirror with my hand around her throat talking dirty to her and grabbing her huge tits. Seriously hot stuff.

Finally I threw her down on the table, grabbed her hips and pounded away until a blew a huge one in the bag. She raised her arms up and said "goooood morning" LOL. What a fox.

We had time left so she gave me a good massage. We laughed at the slapping coming through the thin wall as her partner got plowed.

I now I don't have many reports so take it as you will but there's at least one big tidy girl at Lins worth your time.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;6322944]I'd love to try out her and her toys, but weekend are tough for me. Anyone else try her yet?

On that note, had anyone tried a TENS unit (electroshock with pads) before? That definitely has my curiosity. They aren't expensive on Amazon, I might just get one to see what the hands-free orgasm is like. .[/QUOTE]I have used one medically, it was not fun, it fucking hurt! The idea of having one on my junk terrifies me! I'm pretty sure the farthest thing to happen would be a "hands free" orgasm!

[QUOTE=DamianDono;6323092]Can confirm the tattoos on her stomach (what are those) and the small ass. [/QUOTE]To me, they looked like a plant with flowers, at the top I thought it was a butterfly.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;6316973]Any word on this lady? Older but pics look tight and seems like a freak?

[URL]https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/44656ce2-7b8e-40f8-8f1c-da1dc0bab5f7[/URL][/QUOTE]I send her a message but got no reply. I'll try again but not holding my breath. She does look like she could be fun.

[QUOTE=ShogunHua;6323347]To me, they looked like a plant with flowers, at the top I thought it was a butterfly.[/QUOTE]I was to transfixed on trying to make the titties bounce than appreciate the ink. If she had an ass she'd be my ultimate woman.

About two weeks ago went to Lins, Emily's, and total relax.

Was hoping for good things based off all the lins reviews, but only girls there were probably early 40's late 30's at best, not overweight by any means but slightly extra. Basically was the same at total relax and Emily's, decided screw it and went with FS at Emily's, pretty meh experience and was 240 if I remember correctly.

Honestly not worth it, might as well just save and make the trip to Tacoma once in awhile, the gap in age and looks is worth it.

Popped into Lin's yesterday upon hearing about the 'new girls' and. Oh my lord. Seeing Bella who literally looked like she needed a elderly person's walker and Emma who was at least 45+ year old and needing to lose at least 40 pounds, I did an abrupt 180 and got the fuck out of there.

Went to CHC in Lynnwood, QQ Spa in Lake City, Yi Spa on 85th, Evergreen on Greenwood, and had to turn around after seeing who was working at every damn location.

How does Tacoma have an AMP scene 1000 x better than Seattle, while being 10 x smaller in population and 100 x smaller GDP? It makes no fucking sense.

[QUOTE=LongHauler69;6322815]I saw a little spinner yesterday that went by Bella. Service the same as always. Everything covered. Standard donation. In other words the service is about the same.[/QUOTE]

Bella is currently 'new girl' at Lin's and she is easily pushing 80 and looked like she needed an elderly person's walker. THIS is apparently what the Seattle's AMP market is demanding. It's so fucking that is makes one really begin to hate this city and think about moving again.

[QUOTE=IcedLatte1;6323991]About two weeks ago went to Lins, Emily's, and total relax.

Was hoping for good things based off all the lins reviews, but only girls there were probably early 40's late 30's at best, not overweight by any means but slightly extra. Basically was the same at total relax and Emily's, decided screw it and went with FS at Emily's, pretty meh experience and was 240 if I remember correctly.

Honestly not worth it, might as well just save and make the trip to Tacoma once in awhile, the gap in age and looks is worth it.[/QUOTE]

Looking for large boobies, all else is good.

[QUOTE=Spectacular;6324207]Bella is currently 'new girl' at Lin's and she is easily pushing 80 and looked like she needed an elderly person's walker. THIS is apparently what the Seattle's AMP market is demanding. It's so fucking that is makes one really begin to hate this city and think about moving again.[/QUOTE]Oof yea. I still stand by (and behind, pulling her hair) Sophia but it sounds like the place is crumbling around her. I texted and asked if she was around today and she's in California I guess for a while. They offered Emma and Villa but, nah, no need to roll the dice.

Let's convince Sophia to go indie so we can pound her in a nice apartment. I even suspect she would take on more than one of us.

[QUOTE=Donhoe;6324285]Looking for large boobies, all else is good.[/QUOTE]Check out Mia at Sunshine behind subway on 4th ave Sodo. Big soft droopy boobs with nice nips.

I had to be downtown on some business and finished early enough to transfer my brain down to the other head. I've seen a few mentions of Sunshine being found in the I. D. (not SODO) and their current myth posted online on a MD site seemed to over promise but I thought I'd TOFTT.

I couldn't find the promised button for the back door (I found out later its at the top of the stairs) so I walked around to the front and walked in. Standard armored lobby setup with a bell button.

After some yelling in the back I was greeted by a mid to late 20's (my guess) properly apportioned (and not at all heavy) lady who I latter found out is using the name Kim. The sundress she was sorta wearing promised interesting things.

As we were walking back she asked if I needed the bathroom. My guess is that this is where the shower that's mentioned on some sites may be but I declined so no shower. During that walk I also noted that she has a full back shoulder blade tattoo which is another identifier.

The "get naked and lay down" statement was a good indicator so I handed over the house fee plus a $ to let her know what's up.

She shortly returned and asked me to turn over immediately, no back massage. Oh well. Can't get everything. After a short discussion of what I wanted and indicating more was on the menu (a reoccurring theme) I asked her to just make me happy. She gave me a perfunctory belly, neck, and head rub and then on to the main event.

And during this time the sundress decided to give up the fight. Wandering was definitely not discouraged and nothing seemed to be off limits as long as it remained on the surface.

Their online myth had mentioned that they offered having a hand wander into the back crack and she did not disappoint. I did ask if she wanted me to turn back over to make access simpler but that is when she mentioned my bulk and possible discomfort. But in any case things progressed very satisfactorily.

After a cleanup I was reminded that significantly more, including a possible second round, was on the menu but I'm no longer able to immediately respond so I just had to bookmark those offers for a future return.

I then was allowed to exit via their back stairs and was shown where the button is. There is limited parking behind their building so it's not that bad but I would never visit that area after dark.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;6316973]Any word on this lady? Older but pics look tight and seems like a freak?

[URL]https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/44656ce2-7b8e-40f8-8f1c-da1dc0bab5f7[/URL][/QUOTE]Could you have some information about her?, I find her offers quite attractive.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;6316973]Any word on this lady? Older but pics look tight and seems like a freak?

[URL]https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/44656ce2-7b8e-40f8-8f1c-da1dc0bab5f7[/URL][/QUOTE][QUOTE=Wilier10;6325192]Could you have some information about her?, I find her offers quite attractive.[/QUOTE]I tried sending a couple of texts (a couple of days apart), no response.

Nice slim body, probably early-to-mid 40's. Was insistent on upcharge (solid 2 $s after house fee) and little head gave up.

Usually CBJ does nothing for me but her head game almost made me finish within a couple minutes. Proceed to mish and finish in doggy. Pretty enthusiastic, decent English and worth at least a try.

[QUOTE=VillageRat;6322708]This is correct. The sign did say Roland.

WaRubMonger, sounds like you found it so I won't respond to your DM.

I'm quite curious to see how this is going to go in Kirkland as, from my brief couple moments at the door, this will be different than anything else on the Eastside that I've seen.[/QUOTE]Confirming more than normal Eastside service is available here. Given the previous warnings about Eastside, I'm not going to elaborate.

It was a quite mechanical service though so I won't be returning. Might be how busy it was.

Visited Sun Spa on a recent evening. Saw Bonnie and, for a brief time, Noah. I'll likely return when I seek similar body care. My experience at Sun was easily as good as my past times at its neighbors: EuroTouch, Kings, Lake Serene. Actually, I think Sun Spa currently is better.

Bonnie greeted me at the door. Sexy red cocktail dress. She led me to the room and asked whether I'd been there before. I fibbed yes. I handed over 200 and she briefly left. I got undressed. She returned and took me to the sauna where I relaxed alone as she prepared the table shower. We then went to the table shower, a nice size table in a room large enough to accomodate it--different from the closet-like table shower at one of the other places--and I lay on my stomach as she poured hot water all over and she used a soapy sponge and her hands to masage and clean me. During the shower, Bonnie began a vigorous (but still gentle) PM which I enjoyed. She asked me to flip, and I was happily surprised to see that she was already naked. She soaped up herself and me, climbing atop and providing a BBBJ preview while presenting her vagina for me to ogle. Hot but quick 69. She turned around and offered a non-penetrative CG preview as well as a RCG. After the table shower, she took me to the sauna again to warm up.

Returning to the room, the massage table was big enough for two, and Bonnie invited me to lie down. She massaged my back and then instructed me to flip. She climbed onto the table, naked, and rubbed my shoulders, arms, torso and legs. Straddling my face, Bonnie fondled my unit and initiated fellatio. She presented her pussy and I began oral on her. Very tasty kitty. Bonnie seemed to get pretty excited. We eventually moved into missionary. She provided a condom but also implied that BBFS could be an option. A mirror on the wall made me hopeful that I'd get to watch us in multiple positions, but I had neither the patience nor the endurance for that. As soon as she guided me into her, I knew I wanted to stay exclusively in mish, and finish that way. Our bodies were a good fit and I pounded away. Bonnie expressed her excitement with moans, verbal cues, and shouts. It was very hot. Shortly after she said that she orgasmed, I came, too.

She cleaned me up with a warm washcloth and towel, and then left to clean herself. Quickly returning, Bonnie came in with Noah and they administered a brief four hands massage, Bonnie focusing on my legs and arms, Noah focusing on my shoulders and scalp. There was no sense of rush. When Noah spoke to me, I recognized her voice as the famed Marlboro Woman, I think. Raspy, deep and almost theatrical.

Bonnie is no spring chicken, and her face shows her years but her bangin' bod belies her age. Just incredible. Slim, tight, firm. If she's had any work done, it wasn't apparent to me.

[B]Important:[/B] there are at least two Sun Spas on Aurora. I found what I sought at the Sun Spa in the 15000 block of Highway 99 in Lynnwood. I first tried Sun Spa or Sun Massage many miles south. However, it has no table shower or sauna, and Bfm66's writeup, thankfully, mentioned a table shower (so I knew I was in the wrong place, and I headed further north).

[QUOTE=Original703;6326308]Visited Sun Spa on a recent evening. Saw Bonnie and, for a brief time, Noah. I'll likely return when I seek similar body care. My experience at Sun was easily as good as my past times at its neighbors: EuroTouch, Kings, Lake Serene. Actually, I think Sun Spa currently is better.

Bonnie greeted me at the door. Sexy red cocktail dress. She led me to the room and asked whether I'd been there before. I fibbed yes. I handed over 200 and she briefly left. I got undressed. She returned and took me to the sauna where I relaxed alone as she prepared the table shower. We then went to the table shower, a nice size table in a room large enough to accomodate it--different from the closet-like table shower at one of the other places--and I lay on my stomach as she poured hot water all over and she used a soapy sponge and her hands to masage and clean me. During the shower, Bonnie began a vigorous (but still gentle) PM which I enjoyed. She asked me to flip, and I was happily surprised to see that she was already naked. She soaped up herself and me, climbing atop and providing a BBBJ preview while presenting her vagina for me to ogle. Hot but quick 69. She turned around and offered a non-penetrative CG preview as well as a RCG. After the table shower, she took me to the sauna again to warm up.

Returning to the room, the massage table was big enough for two, and Bonnie invited me to lie down. She massaged my back and then instructed me to flip. She climbed onto the table, naked, and rubbed my shoulders, arms, torso and legs. Straddling my face, Bonnie fondled my unit and initiated fellatio. She presented her pussy and I began oral on her. Very tasty kitty. Bonnie seemed to get pretty excited. We eventually moved into missionary. She provided a condom but also implied that BBFS could be an option. A mirror on the wall made me hopeful that I'd get to watch us in multiple positions, but I had neither the patience nor the endurance for that. As soon as she guided me into her, I knew I wanted to stay exclusively in mish, and finish that way. Our bodies were a good fit and I pounded away. Bonnie expressed her excitement with moans, verbal cues, and shouts. It was very hot. Shortly after she said that she orgasmed, I came, too.

She cleaned me up with a warm washcloth and towel, and then left to clean herself. Quickly returning, Bonnie came in with Noah and they administered a brief four hands massage, Bonnie focusing on my legs and arms, Noah focusing on my shoulders and scalp. There was no sense of rush. When Noah spoke to me, I recognized her voice as the famed Marlboro Woman, I think. Raspy, deep and almost theatrical.

Bonnie is no spring chicken, and her face shows her years but her bangin' bod belies her age. Just incredible. Slim, tight, firm. If she's had any work done, it wasn't apparent to me.

[B]Important:[/B] there are at least two Sun Spas on Aurora. I found what I sought at the Sun Spa in the 15000 block of Highway 99 in Lynnwood. I first tried Sun Spa or Sun Massage many miles south. However, it has no table shower or sauna, and Bfm66's writeup, thankfully, mentioned a table shower (so I knew I was in the wrong place, and I headed further north).[/QUOTE]I think they must be throwing names around there, I was told months ago that the one with the raspy smokers voice was "Bobbie" and the other gal was Noah. I have had the gravel voice gal guide me inside, but have never gotten service from her, always seen other providers.

[QUOTE=Bfm66;6326336]I think they must be throwing names around there, I was told months ago that the one with the raspy smokers voice was "Bobbie" and the other gal was Noah. I have had the gravel voice gal guide me inside, but have never gotten service from her, always seen other providers.[/QUOTE]I agree! Their names, during my visit, didn't jibe with your description. I [I]think[/I] that my Bonnie was your Noah.

Bonnie said that she was from Korea, and that her parents settled in WA long ago. She mentioned that they had a farm in Puyallup, and that she prefers rural life for its less dense population.

[QUOTE=LiDirty82;6325766]Confirming more than normal Eastside service is available here. Given the previous warnings about Eastside, I'm not going to elaborate.

It was a quite mechanical service though so I won't be returning. Might be how busy it was.[/QUOTE]Removing from my TDL.

Thanks.

Any one know where Seven is currently working?

Thanks for any help.

[QUOTE=Bfm66;6326336]I think they must be throwing names around there, I was told months ago that the one with the raspy smokers voice was "Bobbie" and the other gal was Noah. I have had the gravel voice gal guide me inside, but have never gotten service from her, always seen other providers.[/QUOTE]The raspy voiced masseuse has been alternating between using the names Bobbi and Noah for a long time. It would not at all surprise me if the other masseuse who typically goes by the name Tina has also adopted an alter-ego. Just trying to maximize their profits. If a place with two wh0res is good, then one with four wh0res is great.

[QUOTE=PeterHouston;6326641]Any one know where Seven is currently working?

Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]She has a recent review on rm at Airport Massage. You can call ahead and they'll tell you if she's working.

Anybody has latest intels on the above 2 AMPs?

[QUOTE=Bfm66;6326336]I think they must be throwing names around there, I was told months ago that the one with the raspy smokers voice was "Bobbie" and the other gal was Noah. I have had the gravel voice gal guide me inside, but have never gotten service from her, always seen other providers.[/QUOTE]How was other customer services with the other gals?

[QUOTE=MysticMack;6327448]How was other customer services with the other gals?[/QUOTE]There are usually only "Bobbie", the one with the smokers rasp, and one other. I have see three others there at different times, my first was named Judy, probably early forties, very nice body with nice aftermarket tits, the famous Seven, probably early fifties (still has a decent bod for her age), excellent skills, and the current Noah or Bonnie or whatever name she is going by, late forties, good body, tattoo across her lower stomach, great skills also, all three provided BBBJ and BBFS for $$.

Any of you web sleuths I'd this provider?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bellevue/massage/asian/in-house-best-choice-professio/200092976095[/URL]

I'm going to stop by Roland later today and am looking for other AMP options in the region. Table shower a big plus of any recommendations come my way or even better a busty utr provider.