Good Advice, Mr. Hitchcock
[QUOTE=XHippie;2548009]And on the subject of Massage establishment hygiene, Any of you guys that are friendly or dating some of the girls and have seen some of the behind scenes (back of the store) you know what I'm talking about. The girls usually wash all the dirty towels with oil and cum on them by hand after closing. I have seen some just throw them into a big ol plastic tub of water and Pinesol Cleaner and let them soak over night then wash them in the morning before the store opens. So if you ever go in a store and smell fish and pinesol they just cooked lunch and did laundry. They use Pinesol because it cleans, disinfects and won't eat the shit out of their hands like Clorox. The owners won't provide a wash machine so to save money but provides a dryer that uses 220 electric dumbass, oh wait a minute I'm giving him my cash, well anyway the other thing is they change the linens as sparse as possible. The other things that you should watch for is the door knob what kind of residue is on that fucker clean your hands as soon as you exit the store. And my biggest one I watch for is the table shower I never put on the robe that God knows what pre-cum dick or one that has just exploded has touched it. Or put my feet in those slippers that has major toenail fungus possibilities. Now comes the shower, I actually ask her to wash it with soap and water before I lay on it (honey can you wash that with soap and water before I lay on it? Xie Xie, because most of my full sex encounters have been in the shower room, so I figure if that's where I'm getting it that's where others are getting it. I'm not germ a phobia is that spelled right? But I know there are or could be some major cuties that can float around in these places. Most of these owners are not around to run a tight ship and the girls rotate so fast there is little sense of rules, it's just basic save as much money as possible on this end and get the customer in and out on the other end kinda like 18 year olds working at the places we buy lunch managed by a 20 year old. Now that all said I will agree there are some places MUCH better than others but be carful kids and wash those hands when leaving and take a good hot shower when you get home.[/QUOTE]All good advice and given by an expert, X, and stuff that is in my mind as I've seen some of the backroom conditions the girls must cope with but, jeez man, you make a trip to an AMP sound like living through a horror movie. From now on, Table Showers will remind me of the shower scene in Psycho--and not in a good way. I may never have an erection again!
Guessing at Bonneville's Riddle
So north of a major town center, and not often discussed in this thread, eh?
Out of curiosity and with an afternoon to kill, I tried:
Colony Massage. Met the two masseuses, opted out. Also not a fan of the location.
Rose Health Spa. Nice rooms, full menu like VIP, but masseuse in her 40's-50's and not a huge fan of attitude. Feels like a cleaner Red Rose, but I've been spoiled with young talent of late.
Ah well. The mystery continues.