Massage Parlor Reports

Had a late and very expensive steak with too much Champagne and decided that I needed a late night download. It was already 10:00 something took the Uber to Weho. Mamasan buzzed me in paid her the standard HH rate. Asked for a Latina to which she obliged. Got naked and in walks a fairly hot 20 something thin side. Nice naturals breasts. 5 minutes of a lame massage I do the flip and she say "oh you want to get going". She pops on the jimmy and proceeds with a BJ that only the Bionic Woman could have matched. So fast and skilled that if I hadn't been piss drunk I would have nutted inside 2 minutes. She reaches over and slaps the lube on her shaven little taco and hops on. Good riding commences, then I ask for doggy which she is happy to deliver. Now I know I am fucked up when its hard to stand and stay on target, lucky for her I didn't jab the culo. Anyway it was a full nut after a couple minutes and all was enjoyed. Good for a late night session, which is hard to find these days.

I have been a dissatisfied customer of this joint for a while.

[URL]http://losangeles.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/join-me-for-a-tantalizing-blissful-experience-new/153843117[/URL]

But, you know me, I love a lame handjob so I called the number, texted, sent a bottle of wine and scheduled a PM appointment.

At the set time, the girl was already like, are you here. I tell her I am in and get into the high end SM apartment.

She actualy looks better than her pics, much more youthfull. Great fake tits. Decent body. Does not show her pussy.

Get face down (no shower required) and she did the worst massage ever done. Said she was going to tease me, but failed on that end. Said she would talk dirty and said that she wanted me to cum on her tits.

She kind of moved around continuously all the time. She did not use oil which was a plus.

Finally she said I could flip that we had plenty of time.

I flipped and she went for the root chakra and was nice enough to ask how I wanted it. I said slow, like the fucken eagles secondary. She did that, but moved around and when her tits slapped against me she called no joy. So I let her keep going and had her get the balls to keep me going. I nutted fairly hard, although no real violence.

Oh, every few minutes she was like by the way I am hazel. I did not know 420 or tea or whatever the else she was on fucks up your short term memory. She is supposedly going back to NY soon. I will not miss her.

Her name is hazel by the way.

P.S. Her name is hazel.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3667905]Hahah. When I google west hollywood health center, the first result I get is for Planned Parenthood. I guess it's an example of how Google tailors its results to your previous searches. So I'm thankful to those who clarified as to the 8155 location. I appreciate your caution and concern, but as many have pointed out, between the business permits that have been filed, the ads on various website, and the stream of mongers in and out of these places, there is not an AMP in LA that the police and neighbors are not aware of. I'd suspect that the big difference is that most people assume they are all just HE / HJ parlors, and don't suspect them of FS, so that is probably worth keeping on the DL.[/QUOTE]I was walking in to the 8155 Health Center a couple years back, and somehow didn't clock the WeHo Sherrif Cruiser in the Parking Lot.

So I get through the door in to the building and about to open the door to the health centers suite when I see 2 uniforms heading out. I panicked and fumbled with a lame story about what exactly I was looking for, as they very genuinely pleading that I should continue in for my massage. And that it was a "good place".

From then on I had a slightly better understanding of how things work in WeHo.

Although I suppose things could change. Or maybe I had it all wrong.

[QUOTE=FiftyFourteen;3668047]I was walking in to the 8155 Health Center a couple years back, and somehow didn't clock the WeHo Sherrif Cruiser in the Parking Lot.

So I get through the door in to the building and about to open the door to the health centers suite when I see 2 uniforms heading out. I panicked and fumbled with a lame story about what exactly I was looking for, as they very genuinely pleading that I should continue in for my massage. And that it was a "good place".

From then on I had a slightly better understanding of how things work in WeHo.

Although I suppose things could change. Or maybe I had it all wrong.[/QUOTE]Why did you say ANYTHING?

This America, you don't have to tell anyone anything at anytime.

There is the presumption of innocence!

Its not like its assumed that you are looking to seed some Asian prostitute that overstayed her visa!

[QUOTE=RuffRuffRuff;3667868]We're not talking about the same provider. She's 5 foot in heels, razor thin, perfect size breasts and does not have a flat ass. She's all natural (no bolt one). Maybe you're in cartoon character sized sex organs? If so go grab a burger. They have plenty there![/QUOTE]Maybe she lied about her name? I confirmed her name no less than 5 times because I was confused by your description upon seeing her in person. She had C cup's, natural, but a flat ass. I mean, when you rate her a 10, is that based off of other providers in AMP's or a 10 in real life? If I were rating her strictly against other AMP providers I would give her a 7 or 8. And a flat out TERRIBLE massage.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3668025]I have been a dissatisfied customer of this joint for a while.

[URL]http://losangeles.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/join-me-for-a-tantalizing-blissful-experience-new/153843117[/URL]

But, you know me, I love a lame handjob so I called the number, texted, sent a bottle of wine and scheduled a PM appointment.

At the set time, the girl was already like, are you here. I tell her I am in and get into the high end SM apartment.

She actualy looks better than her pics, much more youthfull. Great fake tits. Decent body. Does not show her pussy.

Get face down (no shower required) and she did the worst massage ever done. Said she was going to tease me, but failed on that end. Said she would talk dirty and said that she wanted me to cum on her tits.

She kind of moved around continuously all the time. She did not use oil which was a plus.

Finally she said I could flip that we had plenty of time.

I flipped and she went for the root chakra and was nice enough to ask how I wanted it. I said slow, like the fucken eagles secondary. She did that, but moved around and when her tits slapped against me she called no joy. So I let her keep going and had her get the balls to keep me going. I nutted fairly hard, although no real violence.

Oh, every few minutes she was like by the way I am hazel. I did not know 420 or tea or whatever the else she was on fucks up your short term memory. She is supposedly going back to NY soon. I will not miss her.

Her name is hazel by the way.

P.S. Her name is hazel.[/QUOTE]What color are her hazel eyes?

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[QUOTE=Dorq01;3668664]What color are her hazel eyes?[/QUOTE]Did not notice her eyes. She had big fake boobs. Good ones too.

Her name was Hazel.

She calls herself Hazel by the way.

P.S. Her name is hazel.

Hey,

Was in Dejavu by union station about 2 weeks ago with a friend. Never heard of it being high mileage so wasn't even thinking of that.

As soon as I walk in this tall skinny Latina (I'm bad with names and don't remember hers) is all over me. I never get a dance right away so I tell her to hit me back up in 30 min. She does and she's noticibly drunk. I get a dance, she's alright, starts trying to sell me on the VIP room. Is very vague about what might happen. I don't do vague so kept saying no. Finally she says she'll let me finger her. I get the feeling more was on the table but I wasn't feeling her. She was hot though, 7/10.

Then this shorter Latina who had some thickness to her. Not fat but nice big ass and big tits offers a dance. She says that she's really touchy and I should try her out. I did, when we get to the couch area she unzips me and starts jerking me off over my underwear. I try my luck and take out my dick, she immediately covers it up again.

All in all, it was fun, girls were hot but not sure how many girls actually do extras.

[QUOTE=FiftyFourteen;3668047]I was walking in to the 8155 Health Center a couple years back, and somehow didn't clock the WeHo Sherrif Cruiser in the Parking Lot.

So I get through the door in to the building and about to open the door to the health centers suite when I see 2 uniforms heading out. I panicked and fumbled with a lame story about what exactly I was looking for, as they very genuinely pleading that I should continue in for my massage. And that it was a "good place".

From then on I had a slightly better understanding of how things work in WeHo.

Although I suppose things could change. Or maybe I had it all wrong.[/QUOTE]Hell, the Total Health place down the street is practically across from the sheriff's station. I've busted plenty of nuts in that spot, but never had an encounter with LEO. Always figured there was a bit of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy in regards to this sort of activity in WeHo. Maybe they work as informants from time to time? Who knows, but I really do think it's a bit of "zone of tolerance. ".

[QUOTE=Crimsonquiggs;3669474]Hell, the Total Health place down the street is practically across from the sheriff's station. I've busted plenty of nuts in that spot, but never had an encounter with LEO. Always figured there was a bit of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy in regards to this sort of activity in WeHo. Maybe they work as informants from time to time? Who knows, but I really do think it's a bit of "zone of tolerance. ".[/QUOTE]Just so you understand the "Lay" of the land.

We ho is a separate city in the County of L. A. It is not part of L. A. City. It is like Santa Monica. You can tell by the street signs being different when you "cross over: into boys town.

That means there is no LAPD. That is a city agency. Ah, you may ask, who then is LEO in we ho. It is not as if some fudge packers are patrolling for people not wearing enough pastels.

No, these types of cities that are too small to have their own LE (santa monica has its own PD and FD) "contract" with the LA County sheriff. The LA County sheriff is run like a pre-school. It is completely unwieldy and could not coordinate a beer run. The past sheriff is about to go to prison for running the place in a manner that would make a corleone proud.

The last thing they have time for is hassling MPs.

Be good. Be good.

That's what they all say. But I'm not good so you probably know which place I'm referring to.

This one was unique for three reasons.

1) Never been here before so it was nice to have fresh anticipation of what I would be served. Would it be worthy of praise or make me spiteful of my adventurous palate? From what continent would the cuisine originate? Sometimes you go with your waiter's recommendation and learn to hate yourself for being so foolish as to trust someone with your delicate tastebuds. Fortunately for me this sporadic decision ended up being a good one.

2) I have a penchant for petite. Spinners are my game and today I had my first experience with a super spinner from Korea. Tiny as they come. Tinnier than I've ever seen. Actually made me feel like a had a big stick. Very kind with a good humorous personality. Put about 20 mins into working out some kinks in my upper shoulder / neck area and actually did a pretty good job. Oddly enough I didn't ask for this. She just said, at first pass on my shoulders, 'ooooooh I need help you' and went to work.

3) It's right off the boulevard. You get to enjoy the shame of 15 people staring at you as you unwaveringly step into a seedy, seedy massage parlor. I suppose by now they're all texting, Snapchatting and Instagramming while they drive so who knows if any of them even look up from there phones to see what's going on all around them. This mile of stretch is full of seed. Both literally and figuratively. "Almost to Target LOL. Going to get some new curtains. ".

The massage lasted a good while with fun moments of intense back and forth teasing. On the flip I asked for everything. Two minutes later she came back in and I realized just how much of a spinner this one was. My god. We tried a myriad of positions but to my disappointment the old 🐶 from behind was too much for her. She said it hurt so we had to turn to the next page in the old Kama Sutra book. There's something very enjoyable about being with a smaller partner. It really feels different and special. We threw it into RCG and that just about did it for me. A few gyrations and I was blasted into outer space.

She was really cute and fun. Even insisted on sitting on her knees in front of the chair while I put on my shoes. She slapped my hand away when I tried to pick up a shoe "NO! You let me. I put on foot. " Thanks babe.

All in I will repeat. Oh and P.S. Her name is Happy.

[QUOTE=RuffRuffRuff;3669603]Be good. Be good.

That's what they all say. But I'm not good so you probably know which place I'm referring to.

This one was unique for three reasons.

1) Never been here before so it was nice to have fresh anticipation of what I would be served. Would it be worthy of praise or make me spiteful of my adventurous palate? From what continent would the cuisine originate? Sometimes you go with your waiter's recommendation and learn to hate yourself for being so foolish as to trust someone with your delicate tastebuds. Fortunately for me this sporadic decision ended up being a good one.

2) I have a penchant for petite. Spinners are my game and today I had my first experience with a super spinner from Korea. Tiny as they come. Tinnier than I've ever seen. Actually made me feel like a had a big stick. Very kind with a good humorous personality. Put about 20 mins into working out some kinks in my upper shoulder / neck area and actually did a pretty good job. Oddly enough I didn't ask for this. She just said, at first pass on my shoulders, 'ooooooh I need help you' and went to work.

3) It's right off the boulevard. You get to enjoy the shame of 15 people staring at you as you unwaveringly step into a seedy, seedy massage parlor. I suppose by now they're all texting, Snapchatting and Instagramming while they drive so who knows if any of them even look up from there phones to see what's going on all around them. This mile of stretch is full of seed. Both literally and figuratively. "Almost to Target LOL. Going to get some new curtains. ".

The massage lasted a good while with fun moments of intense back and forth teasing. On the flip I asked for everything. Two minutes later she came back in and I realized just how much of a spinner this one was. My god. We tried a myriad of positions but to my disappointment the old 🐶 from behind was too much for her. She said it hurt so we had to turn to the next page in the old Kama Sutra book. There's something very enjoyable about being with a smaller partner. It really feels different and special. We threw it into RCG and that just about did it for me. A few gyrations and I was blasted into outer space.

She was really cute and fun. Even insisted on sitting on her knees in front of the chair while I put on my shoes. She slapped my hand away when I tried to pick up a shoe "NO! You let me. I put on foot. " Thanks babe.

All in I will repeat. Oh and P.S. Her name is Happy.[/QUOTE]I saw Happy a few years ago and this sounds like a copy of my experience -- including the helping me put my shoes on. She's a cutie and a lot of fun. Good to know she's still around, may have to drop in soon. PM which day she was working, if you don't mind.

Pretty sure this place has a rear entrance in the alley, so as to avoid the judgemental eyes of passer-byers.

How much should I expect to pay for one hr? DM with recom. Thanks.

Does anyone know what I should expect to spend in this magical place?

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3667905]Hahah. When I google west hollywood health center, the first result I get is for Planned Parenthood. I guess it's an example of how Google tailors its results to your previous searches. So I'm thankful to those who clarified as to the 8155 location. I appreciate your caution and concern, but as many have pointed out, between the business permits that have been filed, the ads on various website, and the stream of mongers in and out of these places, there is not an AMP in LA that the police and neighbors are not aware of. I'd suspect that the big difference is that most people assume they are all just HE / HJ parlors, and don't suspect them of FS, so that is probably worth keeping on the DL.[/QUOTE]