Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5311963]Like Salmon heading up our rivers each year these first warm days of the year always seem to transform this old mans libido as much as they did years ago. Perhaps it's that my blood flows more spontaneously or something. Still...I'd thought I'd taken care of it w/ my double header weekend of Barefoot Brunette Friday night & Merry Saturday>Monday morning. Yet no, I had to take that copilot & my neighbor boys to a local park this afternoon where I spotted some hot redhead mom w/ her kids. Got me thinking about chesty North end one & the oldest boy mentioned to me as we walked home said "Zavi, she had nice boobs". "Yes, she did my blossoming horndog buddy young friend she did". Of course I immediately knew I was destined to head out later. Unicorn glitter trails & all that.

After a nap & shower that willing copilot & I did some time JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # around 9:45>11:00.

Right out of the gate at Flavel was Princess Bubblegum Whatever who was sashaying slowly from the 7-11 to the Dar Ron where she went in a room. My guess her new base of operations. Does that woman own any other attire besides fucking tracksuits?

Sarah 1.5 was tweaking hard around the storage place before Division. I swear I could hear what's left of her brain crackling like a bug zapper on a warm Summer night.

Nothing until Sunny Market where a younger skinny BSW (not the one from my previous reports) in grey tight, flowery patterned top & hair tightly in a bun was walking in for some sedan. Just the fact she was thin made me check her out closer only to discover that her eyebrows looked like a couple of furry earthworms took a nap over her eyes.

Eyebrows or not, still somewhat gobsmacked to see two BSW w/ asses smaller than mine recently. It's skewing the cottage cheese statistics. Not that I'm bitching....

Bagger Vance was in the usual area. Saw her get scooped once. Lots of aimlessly circling cars tonight after a Monday evening McFlurrie treat.

Sandy upper # again sucked ass. Skipped it the rest of the night.

At Sandy hill spotted a trim late twenties redhead WSW nicely filling out a spaghetti strap white mini dress w/ black ankle boots showing off a nice set of tits. I knew not the unicorn I was seeking but all I was seeing was red hair (unnatural) along w/ that two squirrels in a sack ass wiggle calling "Zavi". Turned right at Failing & she walked in nicely. Hopped in smelling good (though intensely) of perfume w/ a touch of weed. Introduced herself as Sophie & was quite the friendly chatterbox. Some tasteful tats on leg & symmetrical ones on each shoulder. Started South w/ the check being my hand up her dress after she pulled her dress up some to expose her thong. Unfortunately her ask was $200.00 to come South w/ me for an hour or so. With my pussy budget blown somewhat this weekend, I was hesitant to spend that much & she wasn't biting on the $100.00 + tip I was offering. After telling her some of the areas that are good for walking, she gave me wet kiss on the cheek as I dropped her off near Utopia. I mourned the missed opportunity as the smell test passed w/ flying colors & she seemed fun. My dick started to whine just a little. Shut the fuck up...greedy bastard...I thought.

Skewing the statistics towards cottage cheese & asses bigger than mine column again was a older BSW in white dress, ankle boots & short dark jacket across from Sunny Market. Actually that ass might cancel the smaller ones it was that large. Sigh...

Empty all the way to JCB & we stopped to fill the truck & headed North again. Pretty much all had disappeared & I thought one last circuit to Fremont & then home. We soon found our way to before the old Taco House only to spot Sophie again causing a squall of circle jerking mongers jockeying for her attention. As we passed she waved at me & I did likewise. Turned North again we braved the gauntlet of dumb moves & shit going on. We passed Sophie again & she yelled at me to stop. Went around the block to find her walking in at Klickatat w/ several determined vehicles swarming her from all compass points. Impolitely cut off a silver dodge truck w/ two dudes in it (who the fuck mongers w/ a friend?) & got to her first as she hopped in yet once more yet readily agreeing to my previous offer. Cool thought as she leaned around & got some sloppy love from the copilot (and no having the copilot doesn't count as mongering w/ a friend LOL) as I got a perfect view of that thong ass on her riding up dress my dick started to stop it's previous whining. I guess the silver dodge circle jerk buddies weren't too happy w/ that & followed us North. Asked if she knew them & she replied, "they wanted me to fuck 'them both for some lowball amount & no way in hell was I getting in that truck". Ultimately I caught a red light at Glisan & they pulled along side us. While the driver circle jerk stared at us through his closed window & Sophie hunched face down in my lap. I rolled the window down & gave them a thumbs up followed by "fuck off dickhead". Continued to follow until Taboo where they turned into lot. The ethos of 82nd is getting weirder & weirder by the day. SMDHS.

At home after a glass of wine or two we got to know one another much better. With those heels & clothes off I noticed a few more star & misc. tattoos on her back & got some light DFK between spending some time on those nice titties. Still the chatterbox as I went face deep on her w/ some g spot work to her clamorous delight (one of the loudest I've ever been with & I'm sure my neighbors got an earful through the open window). Some warrior woman like BBBJ w/ all the extras that are so noteworthy when you're w/ a women who takes pride in her sucking dick well. Due to my pussy proclivities the previous weekend I was very slow to catch up w/ her orgasms yet w/ her riding me like I was some sort of sentient Sybian working hard. I finally felt that familiar feeling & gave her my diminished swimmers load deep in that sopping wet pussy.

Not that I could have gone again anytime soon but for the reduced price...one pop only. Gave her the requested $100.00 + $25.00 tip & brought her to the hotel named after a tree. She mentioned she'll be here most of the week before moving on & will be out after dark. Get her before she goes South. Though a warning to you w/ wife's or such, it's going to take some airing out before my bed & truck or even the copilot doesn't smell like her perfume.

A few screenshots from the aborted & shaky video + one of Merry from Sunday.

Light PPD SUV around but Clackamas was lighting up a few near the borders.

Recon Soundtrack: Ornette Coleman "Dancing In Your Head" + Charlie Haden & The Liberation Music Orchestra "Dreamkeeper".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpUY8hiU6vA[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHndxFjUwAY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fvCtyAbNg[/URL]

Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]"who the fuck mongers with a friend?

Quote of the month right there. I spit out some coffee on that one LOL.

Keep up the good work! And thank you.

[QUOTE=Orange7;5320577]Seriously man, you have a gift for pornographic prose. You should start a blog. Each entry could feature your incredible writing and pictures and videos from your escapades. Do you have anymore pictures or videos from these amazing encounters?[/QUOTE]I've told him. I think a lot of people told him. He knows.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5321242]I've told him. I think a lot of people told him. He knows.[/QUOTE]Put up a blog. Slap some ads on. Write (or just copy over stories from here).

Profit!

Might at least get you a few beers a week.

Report your street findings or GTFO. Important, the Blade is ticking up and info is crucial. Wonderful and appreciated ZJs Penthouse Letters contain useful info. Continual quoting avails us nothing.

With the uptick info on rates, management and LE are what we need now. Get right.

Do not pander to Tyrone and GPS.

$40-$60 - Brains.

$80-$100- F / S 1/2 & 1/2.

What we should be talking about.

Well with hopes of Sunday being better than sat night I set out a little earlier than normal 530 . And absafuckinlootly nothing for hours then around 10 pm I started seeing some of the regulars the blond crazy Sarah being the only one I can put a name to. Was a brunette that was kinda cute that's out a lot don't remember her name almost picked her up but held out for something better knowing she would be around for awhile. On around 11 pm at baggers corner low and behold 2 very cute WSW on the mcD side swing around and talk to the tall slender sandy brown hair girl never got a name as she immediately quoted 300 through the window and I about choked and said I'm not paying 300 for no girl off the street (or any place else with a girl I've never been with). Asked about other girl and she tells me oh she my friend and is the same short dark haired girl cute as fuck as well 2 black girls across the street on 711 side and the tall thicker girl with the bun on top of her head that I've seen out several times seems nice when I talked to her but not my cup of tea even when I'm desperate. Went down to sandy and hoped out to get a water at 711 and swung back through klickitat and all the girls gone with a ppd sitting near headed south again I spot the earlier brunette and think about it again but she is kinda weird from previous short encounters I think she had a bottle of boonsfarm or some other cheap wine with her at the bus bench on stark. All the way to flavel nothing but one black girl near utopia as I was on the phone with a friend in California that likes black girls I swung around to talk to her and get a better look. She was ok looking quoted 150 and I said maybe later if I see her she was not what I was looking for. Back heading north spotted the taller kinda thick girl with the bun down near stark. Nothing much else out to 1230 when I went home looks like ill be going to see coco at one of my favorite AMPs today and into surgery tomorrow morning. Knowing my luck 82nd with blow up with girls wed night FML.

Out for some work materials between 3:15>4:15 JCB>82nd>Sandy & as always had some time to carve out an afternoon recon. It's still my belief that nice afternoons can bring some out.

First spotted was Quasimodo sunning in her spot w/ one pant leg pulled up showing an ace bandage on left leg from ankle up. Whatever is under that bandage I didn't want to know as it looked like a tennis ball had been wrapped up mid shin. I wasn't up to stopping & throwing her a few bucks today.

Next was Dent Head Crystal at Utopia looking especially chic in wraparound sunglasses & jeans showing off her fat ass. Some of those cottage cheese BSW don't have anything on her now. She was waving wildly @ all like some sort of Special Olympics beauty queen.

PAWG jelly belly blonde WSW Mahna Mahna was near Bagger's Bench looking like....fucking forget it. Nothing's changed there.

Homeless WSW "Tigger" from last year reappeared & was at Fremont light. She creepily stared me down like the copilot does when I'm eating. I'm positive the copilot smells better than her.

At Stark bus stop was checking out a cute blond civilian sitting on bench. From behind the enclosure popped up Sarah 1.5 all in black. No screaming at the cosmos today but she moved towards the curb & gave me a tight lipped smile that reminded me of my great grandmother when she forget to put her false teeth in.

Well fuck me....that was a disturbing circuit of snail trails vs. glitter trails & headed home as quick as I could. To think I was thinking of going out later tonight. Here's hoping Sophie still is in town & calls me.

Recon Soundtrack: Dave Holland Quintet "Conference of the Birds" followed by McCoy Tyner Quartet "44th Street Suite".

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5324332]Next was Dent Head Crystal at Utopia looking especially chic in wraparound sunglasses & jeans showing off her fat ass. Some of those cottage cheese BSW don't have anything on her now. She was waving wildly @ all like some sort of Special Olympics beauty queen.[/QUOTE]We must have been in the area at about the same time! There was a questionable SW (not sure if she was a civilian) wearing black crochless leggings sporting Oregon Duck colors walking South toward the Lofts. I wasn't that interested and left the area.

My ATF is in the process of moving. She invited me over for a "Poke Break" as she has been really not having the fun she needs or deserves. I liked her offer for an overnight a lot. So, we set a tentative day for Wednesday.

Midday, she asks if I know what time. I gave myself a lot of buffer because I had a lot to do. I replied, "9 Work?" and she said, "That's perfect".

So, I leave Salem and note the time. I still had wine and snacks to grab. I haven't picked anything up off the stroll for years. The quality has gone way down since the internet became more accessible. But, it is fun to "Shop" without buying. I haven't bought in forever and seldom shop. I can peruse sits and have done really well over the years. So, little to no need.

First stop for the date supplies is a porn shop to gather her preferred tube. I went off the exit to Damascus and was really surprised to find her brand first stop. "All Adult?" Can't remember the name. Girl behind the counter was really helpful when I told her my lady had sent me with instructions.

I pull out onto what is basically the extreme south end of 82 cnd and think, "What the hell. I have almost 3 hours to kill.

A bit south of Fred Meyer I see cop car lights. First one goes by and then the other. They shut the lights of as they approach Freddy's. They must have had an active incident there as they pulled in as Incognito as they could. I had better things to do than get in the way. I drive North.

Flavel 7-11. Soem gus and gals seem to be hanging I can't tell if any are strollers and really didn't care to find out. Nothing interested me there.

I continue north and just a ways up, there's Hefty Brunette in a pink hoodie right on the curb smiling at me as I drive by. Goofy ass smile and may of been on something or had mental illness. Didn't come back to find out.

Blade seemed dead to my view anyways. Almost to Sandy Blvd when a lady appears crossing the street well away from any crosswalk. So, she is a tall and lean drink of water with a pretty buzzed cut. She had a beige shawl but when the traffic allowed and she crossed, she certainly had a "Walk". Best comp is TNA bartender moved to Canada Toni at mid 50's age? She had nice glasses and would look down them as I passed. I made three trips as this was the most interesting lady I have seen here for ever. She was on the hill approaching Sandy and I never really found a convenient spot to stop and ask for a number or rate. I certainly was interested in finding one. She seemed TGTBT. Had she not been mobile, I]d of suspected a LE Plant.

On one of the passes, A Hefty Brunette in white and colored dress was walking past the new "Toni Girl". She had bright red lipstick and seemed potential. Well, She looked at me but I couldn't tell if it was "Search for a customer" or"WTF Creeper". She was headed towards New SW "Toni" and the dive tot he hotel on the hill was looking awkward. I lost new Thin "Toni" on the last pass.

On the last pass to find "New Toni", I tried something I haven't for awhile. Used to find action one block aoff 82 cnd. Well, the side streets are active with young mostly AA guys hanging. Not ladies.

I hit Grocery Outlet and find a great bottle of wine and lots of snacks. Finish the lap going to Pac Pride on sandy and headed toward ATF's new digs. Sandy may have had some walkers? Maybe they were just homeless?

Had a fucking great all nighter with ATF.

Soundtrack- Blazers post Game show.

I hit the stroll from about 1 pm to 3. There were a few out and about. None that I would ever want to touch. I was so hoping for something cute to play with. So I took my horniness and headed towards home. On the way I thought I would stop at an adult book store for a little DIY. I hadn't been for several years. I was a little taken aback. While relaxing and taking care of business my door was checked to see if it was locked quite a few times. Which it was of course. I'm new to some of this. Is this gay guys looking for an encounter of some sort? I'm sure it wasnt a cute gal. LOL. So let me know what that is all about?

After Tuesday's afternoon desolation row themed recon was determined to stay off the avenue. There's only so much eye bleach a guy can stomach at times. Worked on an estimate for some later summer work & went to bed early though somewhat horny. Those warming days again governing my libido.

Though I still had Sophie (report #3898) on my mind & gave her my # Friday night & maybe again when I talked to her Saturday night. I didn't hear from her & was certain my 2nd window of opportunity for her had passed. Perhaps she regretted her bargain price she offered for an extended date or moved on.

Turning down her firecracker self both nights I felt a little part of me die but I've got a good thing going w/ my local regulars. Plus no matter how difficult it may be declining one of those right now deals, once & a while doing so shifts the game to your future benefit. This is one of those times...

Anyway...woke up Wednesday & checked messages. Several middle of the nights texts from sexy Sophie energizer bunny asking me to call her. Called the # back w/ no answer. Wasn't even halfway through my coffee when the phone rang & immediately after my "hello" Sophie was off to the races w/ some stream of random consciousness chatter about seeing her again, barbecue, leaving soon & how her car was "whooshing" & wouldn't idle. Slow down gorgeous, not nearly enough coffee at my end yet.

Even though I was 95% sure of the problem it was way too early for using tools. I certainly knew working in the hotel named after tree lot wasn't going to fly (hell years ago I followed some SW in lot to screamed at by manager as he took my photo). Then thought of last weekend's "wherever I want" bargain offer & teased her as I told her to drive on over. Showed up around an hour later perfume & makeup free lowkey in jeans, sneakers & braless tee shirt, despite that she still made my dick sing. Soon as I opened the hood, listened, knew it had a vacuum leak somewhere since it ran well over 2000+- rpm. Despite those braless perky boobs distracting me. I pinpointed the offending hose & valve called friend at Baxter's to see if they had one in stock. Luckily they did & we headed over there. Soon had her Toyota running fine & one more trip to test & a stop at Autozone where they cleared the check engine light for me. Back in my driveway w/ the car idling smoothly she leaned over & gave me a long DFK & before we came close to having a car date I said, "inside the house now". We were shedding clothes as we ran in. LOL.

An hour or so frenzied fuckery in every room of the house followed. Another round of somewhat tangy tasting yet mutually enjoyable sloppy DATY had her writhing about & once I discovered she enjoyed some pussy & boob light smacking between the licks, she came in loud cries of joy w/ my thumb up her ass. More of her dirty talking tongue tickling never give up BBBJ followed that soon had me close. As much as I was willing to bust in that sweet mouth flipped her on her back & soon I was washing her happy juicy insides w/ couple days' worth of my dead swimmers.

After a shower to wash our sweaty swork off, Sophie soaked in the clawfoot some. I made us some light lunch while we talked & as I learned more about her plans. She mentioned she'd checked out of her hotel & was thinking of heading South soon. Didn't take much sweet talk before she agreed to overnight fun, barbecue & leaving early the next day.

After night of margaritas along w/ a nice dinner outside + movie soon wound up in bedroom again w/ more of the above w/ the bonus jack w/ her legs on my shoulder & after rubbing/slapping my dick over that hailing to me pink backdoor she encouraged me to lube up. Slipped a finger in until she said "put your dick in". Only too willing & with my tongue deep in her mouth we crashed to a noisy crescendo for the night as I exploded deep in her tight ass.

After a morning goodbye blowie BBJWS where her enthusiastic sloppy sucking had me empty within minutes. While loaded her trunk gave that old Toyota a last check & oil top up, then gave her a hug & kiss while wishing her safe travels & told her I hoped her dreams in California are what she thinks they might be. Exchange emails & she went on her way around 11:00. Damage was 21.00+- for special vacuum hose/valve, 38.00+- car fill up & some water & snacks for the road that I had around. Stuck to her previous bargain price & never asked for more. Sometimes your long dormant previous career diagnostic skills are good for something.

While the hunt for a local real redhead regular will continue, for the moment I'm a happy camper in need of a nap.

A few more screen shots from 1st date video & a couple of the few photos I took this time around.

Safe recons & life.

P.S.: It's good to see more reports recently, dismal as the avenue seems at times.

Another South end Tale again when the South was still pussy paradise.

Rose first appeared on my radar late Winter 2006 +- 21 year old cutie who I first spotted when remodeling a place near 70th & Flavel. Brunette all of five feet tall w/ a nice jiggly rack for her size. Some baby damage from several previously popped out kids.

Her & corn row wearing wigger baby daddy Lylerone must have been crashing somewhere close as I'd see them at times walking w/ pitbull & babies. Once or twice during the job she'd stop & ask to borrow my phone when he wasn't around. Always seemed a little meth spun & at the time I figured burgeoning tweeker or soon to be criddler. At times a fairly cute & fuckable one despite her white trash aspect. Always had to laugh at her pink Playboy logo backpack she carried constantly. Even w/ our friendly & flirtatious short chats didn't really peg her for a walker as I never saw her on any night recons.

One weekday 2007 afternoon I was in the old GI Joes Eastgate loading some oil & misc. supplies in truck when I heard "hey Zavi how are you" followed by "I've got my own phone now". Turned around to see her looking trailer trash sexy in pigtails jeans & tight top w/ some cleavage. Surprised she remembered my name & some small talk followed until I asked if she & corn rows were still living Flavel way. No, kicked out of there & baby daddy was in jail & she was living in Holgate hotel. Had worked today to put money on his jail account (SMDH silently) but still needed her room money. Coming in hot she offered me $60.00 half & half. Well sure.....we headed to my place w/ her constantly chattering away.

Friendly & engaged as we shed our clothes yet some detachment & somewhat hesitant on DFK, DATY or too much BBBJ that first time, yet DATY on that young pussy (though baby damaged) somewhat lowered her boundaries some as my tongue & fingers worked never ceasing her talking or getting her own nut. Figured it was a waste of time except my enjoyment. Dick deep in that latex flavored & loose pussy she apologized "my pussy's not that tight after my kids" then pivoted seamlessly to "my ass is much tighter". A quick on the fly $40.00 upsell & after flipping her ass up on a pillow she spread her cheeks as eased in slowly to that thoroughly lubed still tight dirt chute. Grabbing her pigtails was soon balls deep pounding away hard on that ass & as she emitted guttural groans. Soon exploded in the bag nicely, cleaned up & dropped her off at Holgate hotel. Not a bad date but she was all about the cash at times & once you popped encounter was over. Still her Gumby like flexibility was 'kinda hot, yet I had FHT "Hello Kitty" (report # 3643 & 3649) almost living at my place (or it fucking seemed around then). I'm sure I didn't bother to call Rose again. Anyway like most SW, phones were hit & miss proposition anyway. Also I got the feeling most of her moves came from parroting porn she'd seen vs. developing her own style of fuckery skills. Don't get me wrong her moves were entirely sufficient but I still got the feeling she was following someone's else script in that increasingly meth addled brain.

As always happens, Lylerone baby daddy caught a few years in jail & Rose soon took to walking more along w/ the occasional Craigslist CC ads. Was popular on 82nd yet along w/ that popularity it attracted the attention of that bald domed Asian vice officer which resulted in the usual litany of prost arrests along w/ some meth & others. If my fading memory remembers it all right lost her kids & the youngest died of some rare unknown issue young. My guess likely related to issues w/ that pissing in the shallow end of pool gene pool Lylerone baby daddy.

Next time encountered was months later & was one of those windows down afternoons driving just past the Dar Ron when I heard a voice scream "hey Zavi I'm over here". In all the traffic missed who it was & out of curiosity went around the block to see Rose running towards truck past the granite countertop store carrying a shitload of bags along w/ that pink Playboy backpack LOL. Hopped in & we headed to my place. As we pulled in my driveway & she gathered her overflowing bags she instantly realized her wallet was missing. Her freaking out as it had a week's earnings in it. Back to pickup spot where I parked & we combed the area until I found it on the grass to her complete delight & she kissed me deeply right on 82nd to my uneasiness. On the way back to my place I casually inquired how much she would have lost & replied $700.00 or so that she'd been saving for a car of her own.

Back at my place she modeled her meth diet plan weight loss w/ some of the new sexy underwear she bought & told me sit in my comfy living chair. Some more Playboy like posing until she dropped to her knees & unbuttoned my pants & gave a sloppy BBBJ until I exploded in her mouth. After running to the kitchen to spit my then still active swimmers she plopped down in my lap while popping those tits out for me to play & suck her nipples intermingled w/ some DFK. All while my fingers were in her pussy & sometimes fingering her ass until she suggested we move to the bed. Between her legs licking away for the first time noticed my efforts were having an effect. Encouraged for once kept my manipulations up until her moans & breathing started to increase. Inspired I kept up until I knew she was at the precipice & as she held my hair threw some g spot hooks until she came. Extremely self-conscious about actually letting loose. More enthusiastic BBBJ followed until she covered me up w/ her mouth & hopped into doggy spreading her cheeks. While no pigtails to grab on today I used those swinging boobs as grab handles & soon filled the bag.

That day earned me some major fucking brownie point services w/o even asking. For my honesty she locked me in at 75.00 on the half dozen +- times I fucked her after. Two pops of my choosing were our unspoken deal. Almost always went for her sloppy & frantic BBBJ w/ spit for the first round then covered up & pounded that pussy or ass unmercifully, most always finishing up balls deep in that ass. Once or twice she pound her own ass while riding me in cowgirl forward or reverse. A sight to behold & always a good time visual I won't forget. Yet ultimately became somewhat bored on her detachment & her inability to let go & come very often.

Rose soon went through some rough patches after getting that car along w/ more arrests & usual undivided attention of the vice squad. Scooping her became an ordeal. I'm sure I related a story about this back here a while ago.

Soon had racked up a couple of DUI & resisting charges along w/ usual prost & meth arrests. Just when you thought the fall was imminent, she took the offers to get away from walking & stabilize her existence. Saw her working in one of the biggest retail places on 82nd years later & since I knew her real name looked her up. Turns out she went & got her AA degree & seems to have a couple of kids. Good on her for walking away & never looking back.

My only real regret if any is I could never talk her into having a threesome w/ "Hello Kitty". "J" was acquainted w/ her through mutual pharmaceutical sellers & Rose would come into the sex shop she worked at fairly often. According to "J" tried multiple times on her own to no avail.

I know some of you old timers remember her as she caused somewhat of a sensation in this very forum back in the day. Sadly most reports on her disappeared though a few remain in the archives.

I've got some photos of us together yet ultimately felt they should remain private. The few she posted on Craigslist. Well....a different story...

Safe recons & life.

Back to regular scheduled recon reports tonight.

Pretty sure I've been through that one a few times too.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5330069]Pretty sure I've been through that one a few times too.[/QUOTE]Would have been substantially surprised if an old southerner like you hadn't been...

One of those weekends w/ both my regulars begging off for various reasons (Barefoot Brunette too tired & somewhat irked at me then Merry roommate BFF time) The copilot & I found ourselves left to our own devices tonight. It happens...

So w/ my hopes high after the avenue led me to Sophie & our inspirational time together last week (reports # 3903 & 3925) we headed out from 9:00>11:00 +-JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # w/ some tunes & a beer.

First sighting was unknown PAWG bundled up near the House of Pipes looking or waving hard at all. The South end just gets more erratic daily.

Next up was curly haired blonde WSW Harpo Marx getting scooped at WinCo. Stifled first of my yawns & I thought perhaps I should have bought coffee instead of my beer.

Sara #30 was all bundled up between in blue hooded jacket & mask between Walgreens & Glisan car wash. At least she didn't have Dent Headed Crystal stealing her customers tonight. LMFAO still at that scenario. Saw #30 picked up twice over the night.

The usual gaggle of BSW at Sunny Market pawn shop was somewhat scattered in the shadows between Glisan & Utopia due to a PPD SUV in Pappy's lot. My luck tonight was the greasy dread lock wearing whale sized part of that gaggle wasn't in the shadows as I passed & try as I might got an unwanted view of that California king sized cheesy ass in patterned tights. Fought off the eye twitching & idly imagined if you tied off each leg, you could use those tights as extra-large contractor trash bags.

A homely light younger BSW in blue w/ white stripes track pants, red jacket & straw colored hair in a tight bun was at Bagger's Bench. Lots of window talking yet it took her a bit to score some business. Some McFlurrie drinkers both in MCD & 7-11 lots. Also a few very obvious waiting cars on both sides of Klickatat.

Also some of you fucking douche bags need to learn to read a woman's body language. That young trim blonde in blue was so obviously not a hooker & terrified at your unsettling maneuvering around her. Yes, she was in a high ho zone & somewhat cute but fucking learn to read the room you fucktards.

Sandy upper #...yeah...you guessed it & skipped on subsequent passes.

Others spotted over my travels included brunette dot not feather Indian & bitchy GPS addled Amaya Love. She hates me after throwing her out of my truck years ago. Occasionally she remembers me & flips me off tonight was one of those nights. As I returned the same greeting thought: hey Amaya, how those daily SKG ads working for you? Also learn how to fucking spell "hygiene". Hint it's not "heigene" you dimwit.

Skewing those ever volatile cottage cheese statistics back in green zone the trim BSW that I've previously described as "a penguin in a good wig" was out again getting scooped at Sunny Market area wearing a black romper.

Did some stationary recon for the North end chesty Taco Bell redhead WSW. I feel that unicorn glitter trail is getting colder & the only thing I achieved was getting rid of my empty beer & switch to water.

Only one I turned in for in several complete circuits was at Klickatat on my last pass. Caught glimpse of trim big titted WSW blonde in red & white minidress & black heels hanging back some on Klickatat. Only got a glimpse of jiggling braless boobs. Turned to come down Klickatat because...you know...boobs. One of the McFlurrie fellows had caught her at 7-11 back exit but for some reason she ran over to my truck. I really wish she hadn't after she leaned in the truck. Only polite way to describe her is she had more mileage than Al Bundy's Dodge Duster.

With that burst of quick excitement then faster letdown, heard the sucking sound that 82nd was tonight & called it. I headed home w/ Colonel Kurtz's last words in "Apocalypse Now" stuck in my head.

Somewhat light PPD & no undercover around. One Clackamas at the extreme Southern border.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt "The Eclipse Sessions" & Grateful Dead at Santa Clara, June 27,2015 set 1. Forty five years & two hundred + shows later one last time to complete that part of my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3GUhbiO6t8

[URL]https://archive.org/details/GD2015-06-27.FareTheeWell[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Morning:

Was beat after a sleepless night so some confusion at zero dark thirty this morning that had me out on the avenue around 6:30. Nothing SW related except a few of the walking dead & it continued my streak of never spotting shit in the early hours.

Afternoon:

After dragging herring all morning w/ only one barely legal 25" hen killed, we called it & had boat back & clean at buddy's by 1:45.

Dropped tackle & rods & since a nice afternoon was before me decided on a JCB>82nd>Sandy about 2:25 +-. To check out the offerings. Noting spotted except some crazy Carhart's clad criddler dude who was just North of Burnside & certainly had his pharmaceutical levels in the red zone as he did some version of cracked out extreme kung fu moves. Him & Sara #1. 5 would make a cute couple.

Bitchy & GPS queen dot not feather Amaya was again at Bagger's spot. For the first time in a long time she had her hair down & actually looked hookerish in red lipstick, black belly shirt, jeans & fuck me black heels. It sure beats the usual don't give a fuck tracksuit casual of most nights. She was flipping her hair coquettishly & giving 360 degree wiggle views to all passing cars. She also seemed to be giving Bagger Vance some static the first time I passed (you can spot Bagger in RHS of my photos). Leave the Bagger alone you beech. LOL. Went around again on Klickatat & she was back to drumming up some business w/ some 360 plated truck who said something at the window that she vehemently dismissed. She noticed me & though I can't lips but I'm sure she said, "did you just take a picture of me?" I shook my head no & pointed skyward which seemed to satisfy her. Maybe the slobbery copilot hanging out the window intimidated her & she turned away yet followed my truck as I headed North. Possibly might have been a hand gesture included but I'm just happy she wasn't in possession of a milkshake.

A couple of the Flavel fuglies were out & the only others spotted.

Grabbed some takeout ribs & slaw since I wasn't cooking for anyone but myself.

Recon Soundtrack: Charlie Parker Quintet "Live Performances on Savoy" disc 1.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYLzwwh1_8[/URL]

Safe recons & life.