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[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1506653]Pass on this one and forget about it. Just use her for fluff and take your frustrations out on someone else. Go get an escort that looks like her. Anything at work is totally off limits. You tap into that and it will turn out badly. Has anyone ever screwed a woman at work and it turned out ok? I'm sure she makes it worse by dressing sexy and flirting. Is she one of these women that makes all the other women jealous and gets all the attention? And if she's married, thats even worse. Maybe she still has too much "street" in her. Wait until she's not working there anymore. Yeah, I know, its driving you nuts. But this is not the hill you want to get fired on.[/QUOTE]If you want electrified piano wire wrapped tightly around your balls, then this is the babe to apply it and tug it any time she wants. I mean really, think about it: You use your wiles to get her to admit to hooking; you take her out and bang her a good one, I mean a REALLY GOOD ONE. You fuck like a teen ager, but you last like a retiree; she cums 20 times to your one; she finishes you with head that makes it feel like you're shooting your intestines through the end of your dick; then just to show how much she likes this, she drizzles your elephant sized load out of her mouth onto her god-fearing tits.

Then the next day she tells you that she's willing to tell your boss, your wife, the Department of Workforce Development, and the police about every scar, mole, bump, wart, tattoo or other identifying mark you have on your body. That's when the fun begins. You know that $1, 000 you've been saving for your vacation this summer? Gone. You know that extra $200 you get to squeeze out of your paycheck just for nights on the town? Gone. Kid's birthday presents? Gone.

Gone, GONE, [b]GONE[/b]!

Now your fantasy is this: You murder the fucking b1tch and somehow get away with it.

Do this instead. Next time she b1tches about lack of money, relate to her about your brother Eddy (you know, the one who doesn't exist). You tell her that your niece, Tricia (also doesn't exist) , had run out of money going to college. Eddy found out that Tricia was dancing in a nude bar for extra cash. He hit the roof, of course, but you told him to calm down. Lots of girls do it, and as long as it's temporary, who cares? She's dancing where none of Eddy's friends will see her, so just let her be. Don't have a stroke over it. By the way, Psycho B1tch, what do you think? What would you tell my brother?

Let her prattle on. If she's got street in her, she'll prolly let some out. If she's truly God struck, you'll get chapter and verse. Either way you'll have a better idea as to what's really going on with her. Play with her mind, not her body, and you'll be fine.

BTW, if you use your non-existent niece, PsychoBitch will talk to you about it and remain interested in it. You can always appear naive about this stuff, or at least arms length. When PsychoB1tch asks you about it in the future, you can tell her that you talked to Tricia about it, and just between you and her (OMG! Please don't tell DAD!) , that she's doing nudie stuff online. She can entertain right from her dorm room and no one will know.

Set the hook, and reel her in. If she gets the idea you're sympathetic to any kind of sexual activity, she'll probably broach the subject with you.

One final note: If she's street, she already knows you're interested in her and that you want to fuck her. Trust me, she can read you like a large print newspaper.

Be good, and god bless you all.

I agree with everyone that you should not even try to get into her pants. At least not while she's employed there. I don't know what her job is but I don't figure it's something long term for her. In the meantime maybe build enough of a relationship where you can move on it once she's no longer employed there.

[QUOTE=Flattopper; 1506482]I think I may have stumbled onto a unique opportunity, and want to tap into the infinite wisdom here on how to get things moving without blowing it. The company I work for hired a girl that occasionally works with me. She has that certain street wise look and attitude that most of us know far too well. In casual conversation, I've learned that she has lived in quite a few of the common SW'er stroll areas and I can't help but think that she looks damn familiar, like maybe I've seen her walking. Now for the tricky part. She tries to come off as religious or whatever by talking alot about faith and living God's plan etc. I don't necessarily buy it, and it seems like an act to me. She's married and doesn't live in the city anymore, but she talks about not making enough money and how hard it is out there etc. It could just be the opportunistic monger attitude in me, but I get the vibe that with the right presentation, I could get something going with her. She's in her mid 20's, cute, no recent drug use, as she had to pass a piss test to get the job, and has a pretty rockin' body, so I'm very curious to see where this goes.

With that said, I'm looking for ideas on how to breach the subject of moving toward a mutually beneficial arrangement between us, but I also have a few factors to keep in mind. The first and foremost being that when we work together, I'm her direct supervisor. I want to test the waters, but haven't had much luck so far, and have to do it in a way that doesn't jeopordize my job. Any ideas or words of wisdom from you guys.[/QUOTE]This is an easy one to respond to: Don't Shit On Your Own Doorstep.

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead;1507077]This is an easy one to respond to: Don't Shit On Your Own Doorstep.[/QUOTE]Once you ask or hint the women will own you within the company.

Even if she asks you your it is big trouble.

Just do a search for Clarence Thomas on the web.

All he did was say he liked a women and it almost cost him the Supreme Court.

If she latter loses her job for any reason you will be blamed.

So take all the advice stay away and keep the relationship professional.

Snowman

[QUOTE=Flattopper;1506482]She tries to come off as religious or whatever by talking alot about faith and living God's plan etc. I don't necessarily buy it, and it seems like an act to me.[/QUOTE]That is your "in"! Get religion and start talking about Faith this and God that. Casually let her know that Jesus "loves" her. Once she gets that thought in her head, then she will associate the word "love" with you. Eventually, you can say things like Jesus loves you and will always love you and you know what, ex-streetwalker babe, I love you too! You have to hold off on that a bit, though. It might take months to get to that point. But as soon as she returns the "I love you too" back to you, then you are IN and you can suggest that you meet after work for coffee and talk some Jesus!

But definitely start with some deeply personal and troubling parts about your past, even if you have to make it up. Violent, abusive father? Mother loved brother more, etc. This is to gain her trust so that she can one day open up to you about her BBBJCIM skills.

Anyway, you are a monger and you will always be on the hunt. The fact that you took the time to post your message here and ask for advice from fellow mongers leads me to believe that you are going to do it anyway despite all of the warnings.

I think a lot of the guys here envy your position. Its exciting! Its fun to fantasize about the "what ifs" and the "will she or won't she."

So my advice is this: Go ahead and push the envelope but be patient and calculating. Let her open that door and invite you in. It wouldn't hurt to knock.

I'll never forget my job as a video store clerk inside a grocery store. I worked with 5 girls with boyfriends, 1 married woman about 40 and 1 engaged woman about 26. The girls started pinching my ass and grabbing my ass because they were bored and thought it was funny. Before you know it, the older women got in on the action too and just loved sexually harassing the hell out of me! I loved it! This was when I was in high school and still a virgin. It took me a long time to ask to return the favor to the married woman and engaged woman but they let me do it! It scarred me for life! I am obsessed with grabbing booty!

Anyway, the point is that women want it too and think about it just as much as us!

[QUOTE=Steve4100; 1506505]It is called sexual harrasment, even if she agrees at first. Once it ends you lose. I'm sure your company has a policy on sexual harrasment and it will surely involve you being terminated, or if nothing else your carreer is over. And if she doesn't want to play you are in an even worse situation, no fun and you still face sexual harassment charges. Not worth it, been there and done that. Cost me a job, marriage, and more.

There are plenty of women out there to play with, help, etc. Find one you don't directly supervise. You will be ahead of the game.[/QUOTE]If you just worked together I'd say go for it, but when you are supervisor the sexual harassment risk is too high.

[QUOTE=CLovey369;1503856]I want to host a sex party, orgy, whatever you want to call it. I don't know how, when, or where. *But I do know it sounds pretty feasible and like a hell of a good time. Everyone here is looking for pretty much the same thing. So instead of missing out on rare opportunities with the dream walker or searching for hours on end coming up empty, why not just gather up some females and have a party. I'm sure someone else has already thought this. It's a bit ambitious to think 10 men and women may all want to be in the same location doing what grown ups do, but with enough help I'm sure something can be planned and organized. Even if it's just 2 or 3 extremely horny females and a couple guys in someone's living room. I need help getting this idea off the ground. So if you know a couple females who are looking to have some fun or if you have some good ideas or suggestions to making this happen, let's try to put something together.[/QUOTE]Let me know any type of details if you ever get it off the ground. Next week while other half is gone would be unreal!

[QUOTE=ARedFlame;1504535]I have seen her, several times, she is the real deal. Though she comes to me, only when her room mate will watch her daughter. Great cim, and apparently loves it.[/QUOTE]I tried emailing her, she must of changed addys as no answer.

[QUOTE=Jefferino; 1507150]That is your "in"! Get religion and start talking about Faith this and God that. Casually let her know that Jesus "loves" her. Once she gets that thought in her head, then she will associate the word "love" with you. Eventually, you can say things like Jesus loves you and will always love you and you know what, ex-streetwalker babe, I love you too! You have to hold off on that a bit, though. It might take months to get to that point. But as soon as she returns the "I love you too" back to you, then you are IN and you can suggest that you meet after work for coffee and talk some Jesus!

But definitely start with some deeply personal and troubling parts about your past, even if you have to make it up. Violent, abusive father? Mother loved brother more, etc. This is to gain her trust so that she can one day open up to you about her BBBJCIM skills.

Anyway, you are a monger and you will always be on the hunt. The fact that you took the time to post your message here and ask for advice from fellow mongers leads me to believe that you are going to do it anyway despite all of the warnings.

I think a lot of the guys here envy your position. Its exciting! Its fun to fantasize about the "what ifs" and the "will she or won't she."

So my advice is this: Go ahead and push the envelope but be patient and calculating. Let her open that door and invite you in. It wouldn't hurt to knock.

I'll never forget my job as a video store clerk inside a grocery store. I worked with 5 girls with boyfriends. 1 married woman about 40 and 1 engaged woman about 26. The girls started pinching my ass and grabbing my ass because they were bored and thought it was funny. Before you know it, the older women got in on the action too and just loved sexually harassing the hell out of me! I loved it! This was when I was in high school and still a virgin. It took me a long time to ask to return the favor to the married woman and engaged woman but they let me do it! It scarred me for life! I am obsessed with grabbing booty!

Anyway, the point is that women want it too and think about it just as much as us![/QUOTE]Lots of good advise from everyone here. I kinda knew the general concensus would be don't do it, and now that I'm thinking more about what 'could' happen if things go bad, the less it appeals to me. Especially considering that if she truely does have that side of the street in her past, I can't trust her farther than I can throw her. I'm hoping the "I love you" line above was meant as a joke. I've gotten involved with plenty of non-pro women over the years, and I never. I mean NEVER mentioned love of any sort to any of them. Anyway Thanks for all the warnings to engage the big head for me.

[QUOTE=Codex9590; 1466301]I have been emailing this woman for a bit, and she seems pretty genuine. Does anyone know her? She is from the 76th / Oklahoma area. I haven't scheduled anything with her yet, and am trying to be safe. Let me know any feedback.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Have you been given permission to forward phone number? If so, please send.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Lance9696; 1509291]Have you been given permission to forward phone number? If so, please send.

Thanks[/QUOTE]You kidding?

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1509512]You kidding?[/QUOTE]What Scooter means, Lance, is that in your very first post you asked for information. That isn't the way it works around here. Post some reports, build up your credibility, provide some useful information, and then you will be in a position to ask for information.

[QUOTE=Lance9696; 1509291]Have you been given permission to forward phone number? If so, please send.

Thanks[/QUOTE]My Dear Lance 9696,

Take a moment to read the forum rules and previous posts to newbies. The posts range from understanding and forgiving to outright insulting and flaming. You can take your pick of any you like and those that get the message across to you the best.

In short, no one is going to forward anything to you until you're a senior. That's just the way it is. Now, if you want that information, this is what you do:

1. You PM whomever you'll be asking for information.

2. Your message will read something like this:

Dear Fellow Monger,

I read your post about ([i]INSERT NAME HERE[/i]) and I would like any info you can give me about her. I am a lowly newbie, so here's some intel for you. I've been seeing ([i]INSERT NAME HERE[/i]) off of back page. She's very mechanical, has bad breath and I don't know if she wipes after a bowel movement, but the acne and hair on her back really turn me on. I told her to expect your call, and she said she'd be glad to verify me. Her number is 414-555- ([i]INSERT NUMBER HERE[/i]). Tell her that ([i]INSERT [u]YOUR[/u] NAME HERE[/i]) told you to call, and that he said she was a really great time.

If you could send me the info on ([i]INSERT NAME HERE[/i]) I would really appreciate it. I am new and don't have that many contacts but I will forward you more as I get them.

Sincerely,

([i]INSERT NAME HERE[/i])

3. Wait patiently because not everyone is diligent about returning PMs, especially to newbies.

4. Cruise, get blowjobs, post reports, get numbers and send seniors the numbers without being asked.

5. Gain credibility.

6. Wait six months.

7. Learn to ask for intel by PM whether you're a senior or not.

If you do this, you won't get messages like "You've got to be kidding," or worse.

God bless you all.

I'm on Hwy 100 and see the LEO talking to a cute gal who looks like a SW. But I know this gal. Its the cripple from the 62nd St. Area. What's she doing out here? Because she walks like she is drunk and disoriented, someone called the LEO on her. As soon as LEO is gone I pick her up. The only problem is I just came from visiting a provider and the tank was empty. Well seems she was shopping and walking home. So I gave her a ride. She did look really messed up. Been in the sun too much, a few scabs, and her mental state wasn't the best. I'll give that cripple credit. She does have one nice figure. She always feels good to be with. Facially she's ugly as can be, but for what ever reason, little Lefty jumps right up for her. I shouldn't call her a cripple, she is handicapped. Dropped her off about a block from where she and her BF live. Otherwise I would have brought her over the house and given her a shower. I still gave her a few bucks. One thing she knows, she always walks away from me with more money than when she got in.

62nd and what? I had no idea they were out walking this far west, but I was out for lunch and running errands and stopped at the light at 60th & Oklahoma and two BSW crossed the street and walked right in front of my car as I stared in disbelief. One was quite chunky but the other was quite nice, tits bouncing out of her top, denim mini skirt and fuck-me pumps. Seemed so out of place it was fun to watch. I wish I would have snapped a photo.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1510160]I'm on Hwy 100 and see the LEO talking to a cute gal who looks like a SW. But I know this gal. Its the cripple from the 62nd St. Area. What's she doing out here? Because she walks like she is drunk and disoriented, someone called the LEO on her. As soon as LEO is gone I pick her up. The only problem is I just came from visiting a provider and the tank was empty. Well seems she was shopping and walking home. So I gave her a ride. She did look really messed up. Been in the sun too much, a few scabs, and her mental state wasn't the best. I'll give that cripple credit. She does have one nice figure. She always feels good to be with. Facially she's ugly as can be, but for what ever reason, little Lefty jumps right up for her. I shouldn't call her a cripple, she is handicapped. Dropped her off about a block from where she and her BF live. Otherwise I would have brought her over the house and given her a shower. I still gave her a few bucks. One thing she knows, she always walks away from me with more money than when she got in.[/QUOTE]