Massage Parlor Reports

I know there a lot of positive reviews, but mine is not. I visited Kristy yesterday. I opted for the 1 1/2 hr $140 with $40 upsell for nude. I'm not usually so lucky where I can afford extra time AND $$$ so I wanted to spend it on "Baltimore's Best". Besides, I've been curious for a long time, so I took the plunge.

I'm not going to go into lengthy detail here other than point out the parts I didn't like. For a CMT, it was the worst massage I've ever had. Actually for all the non-CMT's I've had, it was still one of the worst. She spent so much time rubbing my legs that she left my skin raw on the backside of my left knee. The area is all red, and has little bright red spots all over and still stings to the touch. Of the hour and a half she spent easily almost an hour rubbing the back of my legs (mostly my left leg) without much oil and with a lot of pressure. Her stroke would include traveling up my leg, rubbing my scrotum but then always back to the back of my knee. I should've had her stop and at the time I couldn't believe she kept going on and on and on in that one area. I kept thinking she'd mix it up a bit and begin to provide a normal Swedish massage, but she didn't. My fault I guess. She would occasionally come up and give me a nice deep tissue massage in my back and shoulders but then she'd be back down on my leg, rubbing my skin raw again. I didn't realize it'd leave the area so raw and painful, but it did.

Then on the flip and to the HE. A very weird style where she was squeezing and pushing so hard I couldn't feel any pleasure. Eventually when I got hard, she let up a bit but it was still not pleasant. It was weird. Like a jackhammer with pressure. I don't know how else to describe it. I finally, after a long while, did finish and then she squeezed the sh*t out of me.

All in all, it was not enjoyable really, at all. It was horrible. I've got this really raw area on the back of my knee with small red spots that really stings like hell and which I've never experienced before and I had one of the worst HE's of my entire time hobbying (11+ years). I will NOT repeat.

Great report and you saved me from wasting my money. I once had a provider at another Baltimore AMP twist my ears, claimed it was very relaxing, the ear was red and sore for a week. Now no one touches my ears at the AMP's. LOL.

[QUOTE=JankMonster; 1258533]I know there a lot of positive reviews, but mine is not. I visited Kristy yesterday. I opted for the 1 1/2 hr $140 with $40 upsell for nude. I'm not usually so lucky where I can afford extra time AND $$$ so I wanted to spend it on "Baltimore's Best". Besides, I've been curious for a long time, so I took the plunge.

I'm not going to go into lengthy detail here other than point out the parts I didn't like. For a CMT, it was the worst massage I've ever had. Actually for all the non-CMT's I've had, it was still one of the worst. She spent so much time rubbing my legs that she left my skin raw on the backside of my left knee. The area is all red, and has little bright red spots all over and still stings to the touch. Of the hour and a half she spent easily almost an hour rubbing the back of my legs (mostly my left leg) without much oil and with a lot of pressure. Her stroke would include traveling up my leg, rubbing my scrotum but then always back to the back of my knee. I should've had her stop and at the time I couldn't believe she kept going on and on and on in that one area. I kept thinking she'd mix it up a bit and begin to provide a normal Swedish massage, but she didn't. My fault I guess. She would occasionally come up and give me a nice deep tissue massage in my back and shoulders but then she'd be back down on my leg, rubbing my skin raw again. I didn't realize it'd leave the area so raw and painful, but it did.

Then on the flip and to the HE. A very weird style where she was squeezing and pushing so hard I couldn't feel any pleasure. Eventually when I got hard, she let up a bit but it was still not pleasant. It was weird. Like a jackhammer with pressure. I don't know how else to describe it. I finally, after a long while, did finish and then she squeezed the sh*t out of me.

All in all, it was not enjoyable really, at all. It was horrible. I've got this really raw area on the back of my knee with small red spots that really stings like hell and which I've never experienced before and I had one of the worst HE's of my entire time hobbying (11+ years). I will NOT repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JankMonster; 1258533]I know there a lot of positive reviews, but mine is not. I visited Kristy yesterday. I opted for the 1 1/2 hr $140 with $40 upsell for nude. I'm not usually so lucky where I can afford extra time AND $$$ so I wanted to spend it on "Baltimore's Best". Besides, I've been curious for a long time, so I took the plunge.

I'm not going to go into lengthy detail here other than point out the parts I didn't like. For a CMT, it was the worst massage I've ever had. Actually for all the non-CMT's I've had, it was still one of the worst. She spent so much time rubbing my legs that she left my skin raw on the backside of my left knee. The area is all red, and has little bright red spots all over and still stings to the touch. Of the hour and a half she spent easily almost an hour rubbing the back of my legs (mostly my left leg) without much oil and with a lot of pressure. Her stroke would include traveling up my leg, rubbing my scrotum but then always back to the back of my knee. I should've had her stop and at the time I couldn't believe she kept going on and on and on in that one area. I kept thinking she'd mix it up a bit and begin to provide a normal Swedish massage, but she didn't. My fault I guess. She would occasionally come up and give me a nice deep tissue massage in my back and shoulders but then she'd be back down on my leg, rubbing my skin raw again. I didn't realize it'd leave the area so raw and painful, but it did.

Then on the flip and to the HE. A very weird style where she was squeezing and pushing so hard I couldn't feel any pleasure. Eventually when I got hard, she let up a bit but it was still not pleasant. It was weird. Like a jackhammer with pressure. I don't know how else to describe it. I finally, after a long while, did finish and then she squeezed the sh*t out of me.

All in all, it was not enjoyable really, at all. It was horrible. I've got this really raw area on the back of my knee with small red spots that really stings like hell and which I've never experienced before and I had one of the worst HE's of my entire time hobbying (11+ years). I will NOT repeat.[/QUOTE]Saw her 2 weeks ago. Definetely RTFF grip. Same experience. Lame massage on legs. 2 minutes on back. Her technique did absolutely nothing for me and I left tensed as a I arrived.

It sounds like Kristy is trying to punish us with torture. If she handled my Johnson roughly I would have to kick her.

[QUOTE=JankMonster; 1258533]I know there a lot of positive reviews, but mine is not. I visited Kristy yesterday. I opted for the 1 1/2 hr $140 with $40 upsell for nude. I'm not usually so lucky where I can afford extra time AND $$$ so I wanted to spend it on "Baltimore's Best". Besides, I've been curious for a long time, so I took the plunge.

I'm not going to go into lengthy detail here other than point out the parts I didn't like. For a CMT, it was the worst massage I've ever had. Actually for all the non-CMT's I've had, it was still one of the worst. She spent so much time rubbing my legs that she left my skin raw on the backside of my left knee. The area is all red, and has little bright red spots all over and still stings to the touch. Of the hour and a half she spent easily almost an hour rubbing the back of my legs (mostly my left leg) without much oil and with a lot of pressure. Her stroke would include traveling up my leg, rubbing my scrotum but then always back to the back of my knee. I should've had her stop and at the time I couldn't believe she kept going on and on and on in that one area. I kept thinking she'd mix it up a bit and begin to provide a normal Swedish massage, but she didn't. My fault I guess. She would occasionally come up and give me a nice deep tissue massage in my back and shoulders but then she'd be back down on my leg, rubbing my skin raw again. I didn't realize it'd leave the area so raw and painful, but it did.

Then on the flip and to the HE. A very weird style where she was squeezing and pushing so hard I couldn't feel any pleasure. Eventually when I got hard, she let up a bit but it was still not pleasant. It was weird. Like a jackhammer with pressure. I don't know how else to describe it. I finally, after a long while, did finish and then she squeezed the sh*t out of me.

All in all, it was not enjoyable really, at all. It was horrible. I've got this really raw area on the back of my knee with small red spots that really stings like hell and which I've never experienced before and I had one of the worst HE's of my entire time hobbying (11+ years). I will NOT repeat.[/QUOTE]Dude,

You could have saved yourself some $$ by RTFF. Not trying to be rude but she has been reported on numerous times. I for one did a report. You don't go to KB for a great massage, you go to her when you want something different than Chinese food for lunch. The best part of her massage is getting to look at a hot, young, white chick nude. That's about it. But thanks for your more recent report. Hopefully it will save someone else some money.

[QUOTE=Skurge 1;1258617]Saw her 2 weeks ago. Definetely RTFF grip. Same experience. Lame massage on legs. 2 minutes on back. Her technique did absolutely nothing for me and I left tensed as a I arrived.[/QUOTE]I think my report will agree with this but a) my HE was pleasent and she offered to go for two. I accepted but couldn't finish the second time and be) I was stoned.

[QUOTE=JankMonster; 1258533]I know there a lot of positive reviews, but mine is not. I visited Kristy yesterday. I opted for the 1 1/2 hr $140 with $40 upsell for nude. I'm not usually so lucky where I can afford extra time AND $$$ so I wanted to spend it on "Baltimore's Best". Besides, I've been curious for a long time, so I took the plunge.

I'm not going to go into lengthy detail here other than point out the parts I didn't like. For a CMT, it was the worst massage I've ever had. Actually for all the non-CMT's I've had, it was still one of the worst. She spent so much time rubbing my legs that she left my skin raw on the backside of my left knee. The area is all red, and has little bright red spots all over and still stings to the touch. Of the hour and a half she spent easily almost an hour rubbing the back of my legs (mostly my left leg) without much oil and with a lot of pressure. Her stroke would include traveling up my leg, rubbing my scrotum but then always back to the back of my knee. I should've had her stop and at the time I couldn't believe she kept going on and on and on in that one area. I kept thinking she'd mix it up a bit and begin to provide a normal Swedish massage, but she didn't. My fault I guess. She would occasionally come up and give me a nice deep tissue massage in my back and shoulders but then she'd be back down on my leg, rubbing my skin raw again. I didn't realize it'd leave the area so raw and painful, but it did.

Then on the flip and to the HE. A very weird style where she was squeezing and pushing so hard I couldn't feel any pleasure. Eventually when I got hard, she let up a bit but it was still not pleasant. It was weird. Like a jackhammer with pressure. I don't know how else to describe it. I finally, after a long while, did finish and then she squeezed the sh*t out of me.

All in all, it was not enjoyable really, at all. It was horrible. I've got this really raw area on the back of my knee with small red spots that really stings like hell and which I've never experienced before and I had one of the worst HE's of my entire time hobbying (11+ years). I will NOT repeat.[/QUOTE]I had a very good experience with her. Real good nude massage@$.40 for an hour. She rubber my back for 20 minutes and then I suggested the flip so I could get two pops. She accomodated very happily. AFter the first pop she cleaned me up and rubbed the front of my legs, got me hard and then #2. Real good experience.

[QUOTE=MisterOtk; 1255831]I was passing through Baltimore last week and tried this place.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2544520972.html[/url]

Its pretty well off the beaten path for a traveller, but the price is right for the service. I thought I was at the wrong place at first as Its a nail salon, but talking to the gal at the desk, she took me straight back to a room where they've got a table set up.

Massage was good, and she had no problems w / getting right too it on the flip. A. 4 donation for the hands, and she allowed some roaming, but everything stayed on. Finished the hand work and then had another 15-20 min of massage to relax with.

Very nice experience! Wish I wasn't 4 hrs away from here normally![/QUOTE]MisterOtk had a better experience than I did. I tried this place and won't be returning. Poor massage, mostly just pushing on random parts of my back (left me in pain for 24 hours). Very little roaming and no more than a poor quality HE. The girl spoke almost no English. The worst part was the entry where you need to walk through a bunch of women getting their nails done before you get to the back private area for your massage. Being so highly exposed and in Anne Arundel county, this place will either stop the extras or be closed down in short order.

Saw Layla this week, she is located in a really nice sub-urb of baltimore. Personality wise, she is an absolute gem, she was all about making me feel comfortable and relaxed, very easy to talk to and BTW a SLAMMING body, I would easily give her a 9/10. The massage was a little mediocre not sure what she was doing, did not get down into my muscles. The hr massage lasted about 30min, I recommend just gettin the 30min. She then did an upsell for the 'complete' ending which I must say in light of her body I gladly paid.

Will see her again, total damage $$. See her ad below.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-in-my-private-location-27/3849458[/url]

[QUOTE=Latenite14;1257882]Long time lurker, first time poster. Finally worked up the courage for my first AMP experience. Was greeted by mamasan and immediately taken to my room, where I waited for the shower to be freed up. I paid the. 70 house fee and was greeted by a very petite girl with smooth skin wearing a leopard print tube top and mini skirt. Unfortunately I never thought to ask her name. After she bathed me she gave a decent massage on my back. We then negotiated a "rocket ship" (her words, not mine). She stripped down and let me fondle her, when she then straddled me 69 style and let her hands do all the work. The feeling of her warm breath on my manhood helped me relase all my tension in no time. I would definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]I went there the very next day and had the same technician wearing the exact same attire using the exact same technique! (No joke!) FYI, she told me her name was "Candy." She promised me a higher quality service next time. But, with only curtains across the entrances versus doors, I suspect that will be hard to accomplish.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1260848]Saw Layla this week, she is located in a really nice sub-urb of baltimore. Personality wise, she is an absolute gem, she was all about making me feel comfortable and relaxed, very easy to talk to and BTW a SLAMMING body, I would easily give her a 9/10. The massage was a little mediocre not sure what she was doing, did not get down into my muscles. The hr massage lasted about 30min, I recommend just gettin the 30min. She then did an upsell for the 'complete' ending which I must say in light of her body I gladly paid.

Will see her again, total damage $$. See her ad below.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-in-my-private-location-27/3849458[/url][/QUOTE]I've inquired about her earlier but hadn't heard / read anything. Didn't feel like being adventurous for that kind of money. Looks wise she's my kind of woman. Could you clarify your report a little. You got a 30 minute mediocre body rub for $$? Seems kind of high. By complete ending do you mean FS, HE, or BBJ? We are used to using a certain type of jargon here so it would help if you reported using that kind of language.

[QUOTE=Rahjohn;1261074]I've inquired about her earlier but hadn't heard / read anything. Didn't feel like being adventurous for that kind of money. Looks wise she's my kind of woman. Could you clarify your report a little. You got a 30 minute mediocre body rub for $$? Seems kind of high. By complete ending do you mean FS, HE, or BBJ? We are used to using a certain type of jargon here so it would help if you reported using that kind of language.[/QUOTE]Yea my bad I was trying to be discreet, but yea for $$ I got the massage and FS.

Went to 7313 Harford Road to check out the electro accupressure, was not bad just felt a lot of tingling, but at the end the girl would not show me any skin at all, no FS or BJ available and no nude / semi-nude HJ, only thing avilable is HJ with touching no lookin. I say save your money and don't waste time.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1261280]Yea my bad I was trying to be discreet, but yea for $$ I got the massage and FS.[/QUOTE]Well then she's about to get my money my man!

Thanks for the report.

Okay. I decided to checkout TBC for the 1st time. Went there last Sunday and was greeted by a hard bodied older Russian Blonde. I got excited right there. However I got introduced to Laura also Russian. So I opted for and hour session for $$. Laura has a very nice body and is brunette. I got into the room and made my self comfortable. Laura came in and we started the session. I was able to touch all over. While she was giving me a HJ I was able to rub her as well. Then I asked about DATY and she said extra $40. 00 USD in cash. I declined. I asked about FS and no way. Well for the total of $$ + 40 I could have went to EROS and gotten FS for 10. 00 more. In any case after "the pop" session was over. Could not go for the whole hour. I definitly could had poped again if I was given the full hour. So here is my opinion. Was it worth it. No. Not for an hour. But for a half an hour was 180. 00. So why not go for the hour. If you are going there for the 1st time I suggest save yourself the $20. 00 dollars. The women are hot. That's for sure. I did enjoy Laura's company and technique. One time HJ with a hardbodied western girl was expensive okay. But if I was able to get the blonde MILF It would have made it more worth it. So the end is. Would I repeat? No. Although it was okay to try it for the first time. But it is the last time.