Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Can any of you mongers come up with a conspiracy theory to explain why Chicago area AMPs are overwhelmingly old therapists? If other parts of the country get fresh, juicy fruit, why are we stuck with stinky durian?

I can't believe it is do to hyper-active Federal immigration agents.

Well, maybe with the current economy, more college foreign exchange Far East coeds will be needing some extra cash and join the underground entertainment industry.[/QUOTE]Hey Ghostface. I think the younger providers are going through the Asian apt. Circuit. I've gone to the Asian apts 4 times, and 3 out of 4 times, I've gotten younger girls, than the AMPs.

I dreamt I went to a place on 35th with no table shower. And I forgot how great it was to be massaged by a gorgeous woman. And this was my first latina.

OMG! I was in heaven. But that may be because it's been a while since I've been touched by someone younger than me who I'm actually physically attracted to.

I paid the. 6 hour door fee. Was lead to the room. (this is a great dream for me). Then I undressed and tryed to get myself semi-erect before she got there. For some reason I wasn't really in the mood so I couldn't do it. But I had the itch. Kinda hard to explain. I had some "manly" from all day chemist that I had taken early that morning before meeting with a "friend" who I hoped had come around to her senses. But I realized that we were still just friends.

Anyway,

I was tryna figure out why I wasn't erect yet. So I stroked and stroked. Still no go. So I just laid face down right when I heard her coming. She came in and dimmed the lights and played some music and gave me a rubdown. And she stayed up top. Massage was soso. I'm sure she was wondering if I was a cop or if I wanted a real massage. Because I didn't show any signs that I was there for any other reason. (because I couldn't get hard)

So after she finished my upper body. She moved to my lowerbody. Starting with the buttocks and upper thighs. And then I got aroused. And I'm sure she coud see my erection. And I started to arch my hips a bit. Then she accidentally touched my cock and It was FANTASTIC. She began this great teasing. Even reaching under me and grabbing it. Then she said, "do you wanna flip over baby". And I was like yes ma'am.

She had on jeans and a tight fitting black top. She licked my nips and licked my groin area. And then asked is I was a cop. Which I thought was weird, because by that time I was grabbing her ass and touching her hot spot thru her jeans.

Then she wispered in my ear something about this being my first time and it would be $. 2 for nude HJ. And. 6 for topless HJ. And I told her I had. 8. And she gave me a choice. Top or bottoms. Of course I chose bottoms. But it was just her in a thong. I was like, "damn". But I didn't argue. Because I was still enjoying it.

She took off her jeans and oiled up and began stroking. She commented on my girth. And I began my mission to get in those panties. I rubbed for a few mins. And then I felt her getting hot and wet. At which point she began to stroke even faster tryna make me cum. (this is a great dream for me btw). One of the best ones in a while.

Then I felt her get moist so I pulled her panties aside and slowly entered her. Then she pulled away and said no fingers. So I I moved to her clit and played with that. And then she just dropped her panties to her knees and I began with two hands trying to warm her up even more. So I'm playing with her clit with one hand. Just barley entering with the other. And kissing her belly button and groin area all at the same time. Then as soon as I enter a finger and get a couple of stokes in. She begins to stroke even faster. And I manage to kiss her pubic area and get one lick of the clit before I exploded.

I didn't have alot of cum build up. So It wasn't as great as it coulda been. But I was like why'd you do that? You know I wanted to taste you. And she was like no. Maybe after a couple of sessions. She was so gorgeous. Plus I'm a sucker for the latinas. My fave porno is "mami culo grande" and "black dicks/latin chicks"

She cleaned me up. And I kept looking into her eyes. And she'd give me a shy smile. And then she'd look at me and I'd give her a shy smile. And then I inquired about take out. She said she never did that. But maybe if she got comfortable with me. So now I have to figure out how to do this financially. Because I really want it. She was sweet and affectionate. And I enjoyed it to the fullest. I know next time to just pay for the half hour. And save myself a few bucks. So it'll just be $ for everything. Which I think was worth it. So please no negative money comments.

In my dream she offered me peppermints. So I'll call her Peppermint Patti.

Anyone ever been to this place? Would like to know more. Just north of armitage on cicero. Pm me with details

Visited Elite today. Decent table shower and mild massage. Lady was named Sara. Short with decent rack. Very friendly with the guys and received a happy ending. I think a little more may be had if visited two or 3 times.

Does anyone know where Green Spa is in Warrenville. Drove all around 59 and Batavia Road but couldn't find it so I headed over to Elite.

I don't have many messages here but I'l share a dream I had today, I was dreaming I was there a this aft. I walked in, there was HOT girls all sitting and talking and the girl at the desk I thought was the mama'san (she was Chinese) she was like follow me after I dropped. 6, I'm like uh ok. Mind you I'm kinda new at these MP, know knowing this 5' average looking Chinese lady was taking me back to a dark room, she left and I was hoping for a different girl still, but I was like ok, think positive. And she came back in. I was ok lets get things started, we talked, she was talkative on the flip, I have to mention massage was great. I asked her sometime in the middle of the flip if there was extras but she didn't understand what I mean. Heh, I was like I wonder if she own this place, and since I gave out. 100 just to pay the. 6, the owner wanted $ for herself. But she said she just started there 3 months ago. I'm like fuatk. 2 strikes against getting a REALLY good massage and very nice girl. She mentioned that she was at the desk because she was next up. So again I started asking for extras and somehow my had landed on her ass, she didn't move it or anything, but she was really cool and I was like 30, 40, 50, and nope, she said you take care of it, and she felt bad that I was rock hard and she didn't want to do it. She gave me the lotion, I was like na, I'd have to charge you to watch. , heh, well nevertheless, I wasn't sure if I wanted her stoking me anyway, she was an 5 out of 10, on the way out the chickies were hot! So I'l be back. Tipped, . 2 next stop, siena for the 4 hand massage.

I don't have many messages here but I'l share a dream I had today, I was dreaming I was there a this aft. I walked in, there was HOT girls all sitting and talking and the girl at the desk I thought was the mama'san (she was Chinese) she was like follow me after I dropped. 6, I'm like uh ok. Mind you I'm kinda new at these MP, know knowing this 5' average looking Chinese lady was taking me back to a dark room, she left and I was hoping for a different girl still, but I was like ok, think positive. And she came back in. I was ok lets get things started, we talked, she was talkative on the flip, I have to mention massage was great. I asked her sometime in the middle of the flip if there was extras but she didn't understand what I mean. Heh, I was like I wonder if she own this place, and since I gave out. 100 just to pay the. 6, the owner wanted $ for herself. But she said she just started there 3 months ago. I'm like fuatk. 2 strikes against getting a REALLY good massage and very nice girl. She mentioned that she was at the desk because she was next up. So again I started asking for extras and somehow my had landed on her ass, she didn't move it or anything, but she was really cool and I was like 30, 40, 50, and nope, she said you take care of it, and she felt bad that I was rock hard and she didn't want to do it. She gave me the lotion, I was like na, I'd have to charge you to watch. , heh, well nevertheless, I wasn't sure if I wanted her stoking me anyway, she was an 5 out of 10, on the way out the chickies were hot! So I'l be back. Tipped, . 2 next stop, siena for the 4 hand massage.

[QUOTE=Stonefire]I don't have many messages here but I'l share a dream I had today, I was dreaming I was there a this aft. I walked in, there was HOT girls all sitting and talking and the girl at the desk I thought was the mama'san (she was Chinese) she was like follow me after I dropped. 6, I'm like uh ok. Mind you I'm kinda new at these MP, know knowing this 5' average looking Chinese lady was taking me back to a dark room, she left and I was hoping for a different girl still, but I was like ok, think positive. And she came back in. I was ok lets get things started, we talked, she was talkative on the flip, I have to mention massage was great. I asked her sometime in the middle of the flip if there was extras but she didn't understand what I mean. Heh, I was like I wonder if she own this place, and since I gave out. 100 just to pay the. 6, the owner wanted $ for herself. But she said she just started there 3 months ago. I'm like fuatk. 2 strikes against getting a REALLY good massage and very nice girl. She mentioned that she was at the desk because she was next up. So again I started asking for extras and somehow my had landed on her ass, she didn't move it or anything, but she was really cool and I was like 30, 40, 50, and nope, she said you take care of it, and she felt bad that I was rock hard and she didn't want to do it. She gave me the lotion, I was like na, I'd have to charge you to watch. , heh, well nevertheless, I wasn't sure if I wanted her stoking me anyway, she was an 5 out of 10, on the way out the chickies were hot! So I'l be back. Tipped, . 2 next stop, siena for the 4 hand massage.[/QUOTE]I hope that was. 02 not. 20!

I hate guys whining about tips. But I don't tip my ACTUAL MASSAGE THERAPIST that much.

[QUOTE=Stonefire]I don't have many messages here but I'l share a dream I had today...[/QUOTE]
Stonefire, sorry to insult you, but I didn't understand a da*n thing you wrote. Could you try again please, this time using regular English?

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Stonefire, sorry to insult you, but I didn't understand a da*n thing you wrote. Could you try again please, this time using regular English?[/QUOTE]Him fail English?

That's Un-Possible!

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Stonefire, sorry to insult you, but I didn't understand a da*and thing you wrote. Could you try again please, this time using regular English? [/QUOTE] Sorr about that, Prob one of the reason I'm not a novelest! Yet I can go on forever.

1. Dreams of the school of massaage yesterday paid. 6

2. Girl was ok looking average, of was her turn at desk/massage (guess it's how they keep it fair,

3. She was really really good but no extras.

4. Will go back, but not for her. Tipped. 2

5. In a week, I'm off to siena. Il report after.

How's that? Any Q. Just post or PM or sypher through the last message I wrote.

[QUOTE=Dynomutt]Hey Ghostface. I think the younger providers are going through the Asian apt. Circuit. I've gone to the Asian apts 4 times, and 3 out of 4 times, I've gotten younger girls, than the AMPs.[/QUOTE]I would have to agree with Dyno!

So I just returned from one of the better experiences I've had in quite awhile. I headed over to KM Spa was greeted by Grace a very cute Chinese/Asian lady. She had should length straight black hair and had a black top on with nice perky average size tits but not much of an ass. Anyhow I opted for the .45 for the half hr. The TS was done very well, uncovered and she even paid attention to little lou and the boys as she grabbed and massaged the boys and stoked little lou during the TS. The massage was somewhat light but it was good. While on my back she got on top of me and massaged my entire body and she did that for the entire massage. Again while on my back she was playing with the boys from between my legs needless to say that while on the flip I was fully hard. On the flip she said wow as to how little lou had grown but there were no negoitations as she proceeded to give me a sensual hj while doing this she let me lift up her shirt and play with her tits which were amazing they were perky just right pretty nipples that were hard. When I tried to suck them she backed off though but it was cool as I released a big load. Afterward she finished the massage while I was on the flip and cleaned me up then gave me a bottle of water. I tipped her .40 and she seemed pleased with that. All together .85 and I will surely repeat.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Thanks that totall confused me when I went there a few weeks ago. I walked in about one in the afternoon. One girl working, that was not very attractive. I saw the business cards and other things with Magic Touch on them and got totally confused. I asked her if she was the only one and she said "Yes, you dont like me?" Then she told me another girl come in later. So I went out to check my phone to see if I was in the right place.

I ended up going to Alices on Wentworth. Saw Lisa. I dont know, I like that place for a cheap massage and HJ. always know what Im going to get, and no negotiating.[/QUOTE]

Yet another Lisa - not only are there so many other Lisas - but there is a lisa at alices in china town mall. Is that the same one - if not i'll have to get there and this would be lisa#8 in my lisa numbering system. The one at chinatown mall is #5

[QUOTE=Illegal]Visited Elite today. Decent table shower and mild massage. Lady was named Sara. Short with decent rack. Very friendly with the guys and received a happy ending. I think a little more may be had if visited two or 3 times.

Does anyone know where Green Spa is in Warrenville. Drove all around 59 and Batavia Road but couldn't find it so I headed over to Elite.[/QUOTE]
Green is on the SW corner of Route 59 and Batavia Rd. and it's in the corner of the shopping center. I think the sign on the building still says Kisuku but it says Green on the door.

[QUOTE=Marak5]Mongers --

I had a recent experience at King's in downers grove. PM for details or any locals who have frequented the place please PM to swap details.[/QUOTE]Used to visit Kings regularly and all of a sudden the girls kept changing. It was hard to get familiar with any one of them. They seem to all do about the same thing. Never any extras but usually satisfactory finish if you just like HJ.