Printable View
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkey]Anyone hook up with this crazy one?
Gonna be a great day tomorow. Gonna blaze up a fat one & enjoy the show.
[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/999672994.html[/url]
TM[/QUOTE]
TGTBT!!! I haven't seen an ad this funny in a while.
[QUOTE=La Queesha]
I want some White Cracker dick in my nappy dug out today. Givin it away for free today. Come give it to me. I want some hard white dick in all my holes. Bareback everything!! Cum in me & cum on me fellas!!!
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkey]Anyone hook up with this crazy one?
Gonna be a great day tomorow. Gonna blaze up a fat one & enjoy the show.
[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/999672994.html[/url]
TM[/QUOTE]Well, with this in her ad text; "Bareback everything!! Cum in me & cum on me fellas!!!", maybe it's not as 'funny' as it is 'unsafe'!
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkey]Anyone hook up with this crazy one?
Gonna be a great day tomorow. Gonna blaze up a fat one & enjoy the show.
[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/999672994.html[/url]
TM[/QUOTE]
I guess LE decided they need to be more graphic to grab our attention! I wouldn't fall for it.
Be careful bro!
[QUOTE=JeffTheDrunk]Holly shit, she had a breast reduction! Her boobs were at least twice as big 4 years ago when I saw her. In the picture you attached, she's also about 10 lbs thinner than when I saw her as well (not counting the 10 lbs she lost in boobs :) )!
She looked closer to the picture I attached when I saw her (minus the red hilights on her hair).[/QUOTE]This reminds me of an Episode of Duckman where they ask him what phrase is man's worst fear and he replies with, "Breast reduction?" Awesome show.
[QUOTE=Arkyde]Anyone have any experience with this girl: [url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/986846465.html[/url]
Been seeing a lot of CL posts from her recently.
She seems kind of too good to be true, has a YouTube page and a ClubMix profile: [url]http://www.youtube.com/JMami562[/url], [url]http://www.theclubmix.com/JMami562[/url]
But DAMN would I love to hit that! [/QUOTE][QUOTE=Glasses]She's Legit but she's young and carefree, seemed a little preoccupied when I saw her. Thus she doesn't get my 5star rating I'd give her 2. 5stars She told me she did a couple adult films. I did a little research and she was tellin the truth she's in a movie called "Ba Dunk A Bounce 7" shes in the bottom left corner.[/QUOTE]Saw this girl twice. First time was last Friday night. She was under the impression I just wanted a massage and since she was late somewhere, it took a bit to convince her to do "playtime. " Well, I'm glad I did because it was AMAZING. She was totally into it, kept on switching positions, asking to be fucked on the table, chair, etc. Her nails would be sunk into my back and she'd be kissing on my neck and chest. Although she didn't give head and started complaining after 45 minutes (I paid for a half hour) that my time was up, I had a great time and so did she. This was one of those girls that didn't do this every day and it showed, because her attitude was totally down to earth, chill, and laid back. She was energetic, spunky and funny as hell. Damn did she crack me up. And yea she did seem somewhat arrogant, but to me, that's even more of a turn on, because the last thing I want to do is fuck your average "here's my pussy now bust your nut already while I blankly stare into space" CL chick.
Now, the SECOND time was something else. She actually asked me to PICK HER UP FROM HER HOUSE, about 50 miles away from where I live. I was so whipped I actually did it. We ended up driving to LAX where she hosts her incalls. Stopped by at a food spot to eat. Then she asked if I could take out the room under my name because her card was maxed out and I did, even took out CL ads with my card too. She gave me the cash for both, if anything, this chick is very honest and has good morals. Respect.
Now once we got to her room and she started gettin ready, I should've just called it a night. It felt like we were friends from the afternoon we spent together and I knew fucking her wouldn't be the same. I was right. She was really routine, mechanical and emotionless, the complete opposite of the first time. Did I mention she was asking for $400 for the hour? She ended up giving me a $100 discount for helping her out during the day, but still. During the "hour" she'd take phonecalls while walking around and shaking her ass a little. She did give a pretty decent BBBJ after wiping my dick off with a babywipe like she was getting ready to do surgery. But even then, she was still pretty emotionless and boring, staring into space and at the clock.
She's hella hot though. Huge ass and really knows how to work it. Great dancer too. I had fun.
[QUOTE=Profylin]Saw this girl twice. She actually asked me to PICK HER UP FROM HER HOUSE, about 50 miles away from where I live. I was so whipped I actually did it. Then she asked if I could take out the room under my name because her card was maxed out and I did, even took out CL ads with my card too. Did I mention she was asking for $400 for the hour? She ended up giving me a $100 discount for helping her out during the day, but still. During the "hour" she'd take phonecalls while walking around and shaking her ass a little. She did give a pretty decent BBBJ after wiping my dick off with a babywipe like she was getting ready to do surgery. But even then, she was still pretty emotionless and boring, staring into space and at the clock.
She's hella hot though. Huge ass and really knows how to work it. Great dancer too. I had fun.[/QUOTE]
Never, never pay for the room with your card. What if she trashes the room after you leave, or orders room service or makes phone calls to Europe. Your card gets hit. And you paid for her CL ads with your card? Man you really had the baby batter on the brain. Can't believe you paid her $300 after driving 50 miles to get her & jumpin through those hoops. Man you got played.
But she does have those lovely lady lumps!
TM
Anyone been with these nasty little pornstars who provide greek?
Looks too good to be true!
[url]http://losangeles.en.craigslist.org/wst/ers/991701176.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkey]Anyone hook up with this crazy one?
Gonna be a great day tomorow. Gonna blaze up a fat one & enjoy the show.
[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/999672994.html[/url]
TM[/QUOTE]
Well I'll be damn. Bareback in all holes & free! Don't forget the pair of free cuffs on the way out.
Misfit
I was thinking the same thing about the free cuffs. Plus, if is legit might get a bad case of the clap.
[QUOTE=Misfit]Well I'll be damn. Bareback in all holes & free! Don't forget the pair of free cuffs on the way out.
Misfit[/QUOTE]
You have got to be kidding me! If any girl is charging the prices she is, then she should be able to get the room herself. I would never, never, ever use my credit card for anything having to do with a provider. Use your common sense. There are several motels in the LAX area that are decent and let you book a room for a couple of hours and you won't be rushed because YOU have the room, not her so nobody else is coming to that room. I've done that a few times when the girl asked me to use my credit for the room. I usually don't bring my credit cards, debit cards or more then 50 bucks beyond the agreed upon price, that way I'm safe and can't be tempted cause I don't have the extra $$$ on me. So let me get this straight....you drove 50 miles, took her to lunch, paid for the room with your card, posted CL ads, yet you only got 100 off a 400/hr session?? And then she gave you a shitty session!
She should have given you a much deeper discount for you inconvenience not to mention you had seen her before.
I saw my former ATF a couple of weeks ago, on the phone, she asked me if I could take her to pick up something she left at a restaurant. Sure I said, we can negotiate that. Picked her up took her, of course her belongings were long gone, now she want's food and Starbucks. OK, I'm kinda pissed but what the hell, I don't want to break the mood before I hit it. Finally get back the room and start having fun. She asked about the donation and I deducted 20 for our little excursion. I was about to leave and she asks me to take her to Starbucks again, right down the street from the hotel. I should have said no but she said she would walk back. Of course it was not down the street and it was late night so there is no way I was going to let her walk back, I'm sure she knew this. She spends about 15 minutes in Starbucks for some fucking tea, now I'm pissed. She comes out and asks if I would take her back to the restaurant where she left her stuff, she wanted to hang out (obviously she was on the phone in Starbucks). I thought to myself no fucking way, but thought about it and told her she would have to give me a 20 rebate. Wound up paying 120 for more than an hour after all was said and done. And yes Tonto, you know who I am speaking of!! LOL
[QUOTE=Profylin]Saw this girl twice. First time was last Friday night. She was under the impression I just wanted a massage and since she was late somewhere, it took a bit to convince her to do "playtime. " Well, I'm glad I did because it was AMAZING. She was totally into it, kept on switching positions, asking to be fucked on the table, chair, etc. Her nails would be sunk into my back and she'd be kissing on my neck and chest. Although she didn't give head and started complaining after 45 minutes (I paid for a half hour) that my time was up, I had a great time and so did she. This was one of those girls that didn't do this every day and it showed, because her attitude was totally down to earth, chill, and laid back. She was energetic, spunky and funny as hell. Damn did she crack me up. And yea she did seem somewhat arrogant, but to me, that's even more of a turn on, because the last thing I want to do is fuck your average "here's my pussy now bust your nut already while I blankly stare into space" CL chick.
Now, the SECOND time was something else. She actually asked me to PICK HER UP FROM HER HOUSE, about 50 miles away from where I live. I was so whipped I actually did it. We ended up driving to LAX where she hosts her incalls. Stopped by at a food spot to eat. Then she asked if I could take out the room under my name because her card was maxed out and I did, even took out CL ads with my card too. She gave me the cash for both, if anything, this chick is very honest and has good morals. Respect.
Now once we got to her room and she started gettin ready, I should've just called it a night. It felt like we were friends from the afternoon we spent together and I knew fucking her wouldn't be the same. I was right. She was really routine, mechanical and emotionless, the complete opposite of the first time. Did I mention she was asking for $400 for the hour? She ended up giving me a $100 discount for helping her out during the day, but still. During the "hour" she'd take phonecalls while walking around and shaking her ass a little. She did give a pretty decent BBBJ after wiping my dick off with a babywipe like she was getting ready to do surgery. But even then, she was still pretty emotionless and boring, staring into space and at the clock.
She's hella hot though. Huge ass and really knows how to work it. Great dancer too. I had fun.[/QUOTE]
"And yes Tonto, you know who I am speaking of!! LOL"
But of course! lol
(Did you FINALLY get her bra off?) lol
Of course not!!
[QUOTE=Tonto7]"And yes Tonto, you know who I am speaking of!! LOL"
But of course! lol
(Did you FINALLY get her bra off?) lol[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dac007]Of course not!![/QUOTE]well then, i'm gonna quote YOUR response to Profylin, cuz it's actually MORE appropriate directed to YOU:
"You have got to be kidding me!"
LOL
Dang Dac, you took her to the restaraunt, then to Starbucks, obviously waited for food to be ordered (I'm assuming it was "to go"), and then only deducted $20?
You're a nice guy!
I guess it all depends on the situation. If the girl is cool, and you don't mind hanging out with her, then it's all good. Other girls, are really annoying and self-centered, so I'd want to be paid for my time, just like they are.
Last thing, is if the service would be improved, by a better rapport.
Come on fellas, lets not get soft on these beautiful young things that we enjoy. They are charging you for a service. So if they ask you for something extra, make sure you get something extra. I know most of us dont want to be jerks, but come on, we wouldnt allow our plumbers or electrians to asked us to put something on our credit cards, buy them lunch, etc. Think with the big head and not the little one. These girls will use you or put you into a sticky situation. Be very leary of trusting any of them, unless you have built a strong relationship with them. And my thoughts of strong relationships is knowing their REAL NAME and knowing where they LIVE.
Food for thought: whenever a provider ask me to give them a ride, bring them some food, etc., I hit them with this "I dont mind helping you out, but what am I going to get out of it?". Works every time. Either they will call you cheap or get pissed, or they will offer you something extra for helping them.