Massage Parlor Reports

Afternoon fellas, this weekend I took the plunge and saw this pretty lady. Setup was easy and responds to texts. Easier if your on her snapchat. Arrived at her location which was safe.

(day time) and easy to find. Massage was good. I would recomend a 30-45 minutes. Upgrades were encouraged but available. She is light chocolate tone with a thick and beautiful body. Hard to pass up an upgrade.

Overall had a great time. She is very friendly, down to earth and understanding to the older gents.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/columbus-oh/e0e43f27-3c8b-43ab-98f3-8aa0d44f632f[/URL]

[QUOTE=Postal12;6334833]I finally gave in and visited Nurse Kelly K some time this month. I delayed reporting this because I know for 100% certainty she checks this forum, and didn't want to give my identity away for obvious reasons. Waiting a couple weeks seemed like the logical thing to do.

Scheduling is easy and painless. Her website re-directs you to another website that handles all the scheduling. Because she offers dozens of services and skin care routines, this is the only way to set up a meeting. Not through text, not through email, you [U]have to[/U] use the scheduling wizard. I had no problem getting a late afternoon appointment that fit my schedule. The day I visited was about 10 degrees and she quickly warmed the room up with a space heater.

You have to create an account on her scheduling website to book. However there's nothing stopping you from creating using a burner email account and fake name to schedule. Using a VPN of course. This is a real foreign concept for a lot of people, but you can always just say you went for a waxing or eyebrow trim or whatever.

Her location is a moderately nice townhouse in the Sawmill & Bethel area. The parking behind her unit was full when I arrived so I parked down the cul de sac across the street and down a bit and walked over. I did not see any neighbors with cameras "taking selfies" or anything like that. Not even a doorbell camera on her unit.

She greeted me at the door in a very silky robe with a bikini under it. I must say, in person, she is [B]smoking[/B] hot. The pictures online don't do her any justice. Maybe it's the lighting or the camera she uses, but in person she is a fox. She could turn heads just about anywhere she goes, she is absolutely stunning.

She showed me around the main floor pointing out a giant massage table that she recently got that looks incredible and I was ushered down to the basement for our time. There is a lot of equipment everywhere from her previous jobs. Tons of medical lights and fixtures, hoses, brushes, and all sort of stuff.

Kelly gives you a basic run down of the rules, where to place the money, and some other small jokes that lighten the mood. After the formalities are out of the way, she stripped down to her birthday suit and that body is just incredible. She blows girls out of the water half her age. Her legs are slender and smooth, cute little ass, and world class tits. I'm talking about a set of tits guys dream of.

We made small talk right away and talked about my life, asked about my tattoos, and general personable questions feeling me out. I knew it was going to be a great experience because we clicked right off the bat. Again, nothing is stopping you from feeding her a line of shit so have a story in your head ready to go when you lay down. The table is rather small and basic, but she will be transitioning to the large one that is currently on her main floor now. Massage room is nice with cool music and dim lights, pretty sweet setup.

She gives you a whole story how whatever happens is HIPAA protected (which is ironic, because she has repeatedly spelled it wrong using HIPPA in her online posts), so make of that what you will.

Now for the bad. This girl talks a lot. I mean a lot. Think of the most talkative crazy woman you've known, now multiply that by x5. It never stops. That poor woman's jaw must be exhausted at the end of the night from talking incessantly all day long. About 98% of it was just rehashed stories she has blabbed about on her facebook over and over again. I was prepared for a chatty woman, but nothing could have prepared me for what I actually experienced LOL. Kelly must get attention wherever she goes because her personality. And her hooters. Are both so big. But something tells me she is missing real personable connections with people because I've never seen someone so attention starved.

The massage was very good and you can tell she has some level of medical experience. She knows what she's doing and it's very apparent. As for the extras, I can attest that everything you've read on the other site is true. Kelly is a lot of fun, I cannot stress this enough. For all her batty quirks and non-stop talking, her body is out of this world. All I will say is the visit was extremely memorable, she is a total professional, and I will be back. I just can't imagine how much better things can go in return visits but I'm happy to find out.[/QUOTE]Good grief all that and no review or rundown. Was it HE or BBBJ like others have reported? Thanks tho she is on the list.

[QUOTE=RickMann;6335184]Good grief all that and no review or rundown. Was it HE or BBBJ like others have reported? Thanks tho she is on the list.[/QUOTE]"All that" and "no review. ".

Pick one.

[QUOTE=RickMann;6335184]Good grief all that and no review or rundown. Was it HE or BBBJ like others have reported? Thanks tho she is on the list.[/QUOTE]One more thing. The review I posted is more detailed than any other KK review on here or the other site. I covered the set up process (since there seems to be confusion), location & parking, general appearance, experience, and overall attitude.

I don't think KK checks this site, I know she does. So in the event she's able to piece together who I am I don't want to spoil future visits by spilling every damn juicy detail and ruin it for myself. I'd rather give a good report while maintaining anonymity.

Good luck.

Anyone have any details on what she offers? [URL]https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/d/columbus-come-get-away-and-relax-in-cold/7588218736.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=Postal12;6335349]One more thing. The review I posted is more detailed than any other KK review on here or the other site. I covered the set up process (since there seems to be confusion), location & parking, general appearance, experience, and overall attitude.

I don't think KK checks this site, I know she does. So in the event she's able to piece together who I am I don't want to spoil future visits by spilling every damn juicy detail and ruin it for myself. I'd rather give a good report while maintaining anonymity.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]There's definitely a more detailed review of her here. They broke down the visit and services rendered. That being said, knowing a provider checks the site and not wanting to potentially ruin future visits, I understand the desire to be a bit more scant on details.

[QUOTE=Postal12;6335349]One more thing. The review I posted is more detailed than any other KK review on here or the other site. I covered the set up process (since there seems to be confusion), location & parking, general appearance, experience, and overall attitude.

I don't think KK checks this site, I know she does. So in the event she's able to piece together who I am I don't want to spoil future visits by spilling every damn juicy detail and ruin it for myself. I'd rather give a good report while maintaining anonymity.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Where in the heck did she come from and Why now?

I'm so deep down this rabbit hole like half the mongers here.

She did 14 FB posts (and replies) in the last day. They are fun to read, coherent, and seem transparent but are exhausting.

Her Kellys Spa has been licensed since Oct 2013 per Ohio. Gov.

She's had 12 ter reviews Nov-Jan. Really seems to have hit a button somewhere.

Is this (Was) the ultimate UTR unicorn or what?

Thanks for the best story serial in a Long time.

[QUOTE=SecretMenu;6335437]There's definitely a more detailed review of her here. They broke down the visit and services rendered. That being said, knowing a provider checks the site and not wanting to potentially ruin future visits, I understand the desire to be a bit more scant on details.[/QUOTE]I get it I was just hoping for the juicy details. I appreciate any reviews.

[QUOTE=ASimpleFool;6335408]Anyone have any details on what she offers? [URL]https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/d/columbus-come-get-away-and-relax-in-cold/7588218736.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]Man! Go try that out.

[QUOTE=ASimpleFool;6335408]Anyone have any details on what she offers? [URL]https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/d/columbus-come-get-away-and-relax-in-cold/7588218736.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]Same ad appears on Craigslist Las Vegas I assume it's fake.

[QUOTE=NeedANewHobby;6335790]Same ad appears on Craigslist Las Vegas I assume it's fake.[/QUOTE]The day it was posted, I decided to text the number out of curiosity. Went through making an appointment until a $60 "booking" fee was required to confirm appointment. The address is a vacant lot, but most providers do not list their actual address in their ads (just something close).

[QUOTE=RickMann;6335184]Good grief all that and no review or rundown. Was it HE or BBBJ like others have reported? Thanks tho she is on the list.[/QUOTE]I posted here a little while ago about her, although I will admit I was vague with my report too LOL sorry.

But 250, BBBJ, Tit fuck, CFS with mish, K9, cowgirl. COT finish, she takes a pic of the finish and sends it to you as a treat LOL well she did for me at least. Can't remember if I actually asked to take a pic or not. Hope this helps everyone. Cheers.

[QUOTE=KevBot1212;6335829]I posted here a little while ago about her, although I will admit I was vague with my report too LOL sorry.

But 250, BBBJ, Tit fuck, CFS with mish, K9, cowgirl. COT finish, she takes a pic of the finish and sends it to you as a treat LOL well she did for me at least. Can't remember if I actually asked to take a pic or not. Hope this helps everyone. Cheers.[/QUOTE]A+ that's how you leave a review.

[QUOTE=KevBot1212;6335829]I posted here a little while ago about her, although I will admit I was vague with my report too LOL sorry.

But 250, BBBJ, Tit fuck, CFS with mish, K9, cowgirl. COT finish, she takes a pic of the finish and sends it to you as a treat LOL well she did for me at least. Can't remember if I actually asked to take a pic or not. Hope this helps everyone. Cheers.[/QUOTE]Thats great!!

[QUOTE=KevBot1212;6335829]I posted here a little while ago about her, although I will admit I was vague with my report too LOL sorry.

But 250, BBBJ, Tit fuck, CFS with mish, K9, cowgirl. COT finish, she takes a pic of the finish and sends it to you as a treat LOL well she did for me at least. Can't remember if I actually asked to take a pic or not. Hope this helps everyone. Cheers.[/QUOTE]Has anyone seen Summer? I think she is much better looking than Kelly, maybe not as much fun, but I am surprised no one has reviewed her yet. Is she only available for 4 hands? That would make sense since Kelly wouldn't be missing out on any income if you could only see them as a duo.

[QUOTE=Postal12;6334833]Now for the bad. This girl talks a lot. I mean a lot. Think of the most talkative crazy woman you've known, now multiply that by x5. It never stops. That poor woman's jaw must be exhausted at the end of the night from talking incessantly all day long. About 98% of it was just rehashed stories she has blabbed about on her facebook over and over again. I was prepared for a chatty woman, but nothing could have prepared me for what I actually experienced LOL. Kelly must get attention wherever she goes because her personality. And her hooters. Are both so big. But something tells me she is missing real personable connections with people because I've never seen someone so attention starved.[/QUOTE]I couldn't see her because of her mouth and the crazy crap she writes. I don't care what she looks like or will do. Ugh, just the description of her yacking is a hard pass.

[QUOTE=Mlive123;6335794]The day it was posted, I decided to text the number out of curiosity. Went through making an appointment until a $60 "booking" fee was required to confirm appointment. The address is a vacant lot, but most providers do not list their actual address in their ads (just something close).[/QUOTE]Thank You all for the updates! I was tapped out of funds and time since an outing last week and all of you who responded have saved me research time and $$ I learned my lesson about not paying an advance the hard way more than a year ago and reported it here. I have yet to learn about how to search for ads posted in multiple cities but will put that in my " lesson plan".

Any AMPs that have girls with big tits I can play with during my happy ending? Or just young hot girls in general?

Last couple AMPs I visited I got the old ladies.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bazinga24;6338017]Any AMPs that have girls with big tits I can play with during my happy ending? Or just young hot girls in general?

Last couple AMPs I visited I got the old ladies.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]From my experience, the only AMP that I have been to where they got the tits out was RL, and she let me suck on them while doing the HE. I tipped. 6 on top of the house fee which was. 6 so 1. 2 total.

One time when I went to Lavender at 27X and Cleveland, provider offered to take her top off for 1. 0 after already paying. 6 house fee. To much and they weren't that big anyway.

Massage Eden on 5th ave had a stacked older woman who let me group her tits but no top came off. Tipped her the standard. 4. I feel with her you may be able to negotiate more but I haven't been back in awhile.

Then there is Irina. Irina is an older lady who is stacked, D cups at minimum and she will let you suck on them if you are a gentleman about it. She would be your best bet. Total damage was 1. 4 and that is with two pops.

Rushjob, clock watcher, opted for hour out in 40 minutes. Opted for $$$ hour that includes GFE but scammed. Non GFE provider.

I would prefer AMP over such service. It's been the same for last couple of visits, now Done with riverside.

[QUOTE=KC7676;6336256]Has anyone seen Summer? I think she is much better looking than Kelly, maybe not as much fun, but I am surprised no one has reviewed her yet. Is she only available for 4 hands? That would make sense since Kelly wouldn't be missing out on any income if you could only see them as a duo.[/QUOTE]She will break off on her own you watch!

[QUOTE=KevBot1212;6335829]I posted here a little while ago about her, although I will admit I was vague with my report too LOL sorry.

But 250, BBBJ, Tit fuck, CFS with mish, K9, cowgirl. COT finish, she takes a pic of the finish and sends it to you as a treat LOL well she did for me at least. Can't remember if I actually asked to take a pic or not. Hope this helps everyone. Cheers.[/QUOTE]OK she definitely checks this site every day because she reposted this report on her FB just yesterday and went on a long rant about it.

At this point idk what to believe about her but she is so intriguing I am going to go down the rabbit hole anyway. Wish me luck folks.

[QUOTE=DaBears88;6338334]OK she definitely checks this site every day because she reposted this report on her FB just yesterday and went on a long rant about it.

At this point idk what to believe about her but she is so intriguing I am going to go down the rabbit hole anyway. Wish me luck folks.[/QUOTE]If what she's saying is true, then this guy should be banned from this site. What an asshole move to report her.

For what it's worth, I can provide some info. She wasn't necessarily my cup of tea, as she's on the opposite side of the extrovert / introvert scale than me. I also didn't care for some of her comments (anti-vax). But she means well, and looks to provide a good service.

In no way do I believe that original review. There's definitely more on the table than the standard finish, but I doubt they got that much.

[QUOTE=TheMilkMan13;6338520]If what she's saying is true, then this guy should be banned from this site. What an asshole move to report her.

For what it's worth, I can provide some info. She wasn't necessarily my cup of tea, as she's on the opposite side of the extrovert / introvert scale than me. I also didn't care for some of her comments (anti-vax). But she means well, and looks to provide a good service.

In no way do I believe that original review. There's definitely more on the table than the standard finish, but I doubt they got that much.[/QUOTE]I believe this site is to review these gals and share our experience. It's up to each guy to figure out if true or not. I don't believe providers should influence us or bully us into what we write here. After all, isn't it supposed to be: bro's before ho's? LOL. IMHO.

[QUOTE=DaBears88;6338334]OK she definitely checks this site every day because she reposted this report on her FB just yesterday and went on a long rant about it.

At this point idk what to believe about her but she is so intriguing I am going to go down the rabbit hole anyway. Wish me luck folks.[/QUOTE]If you look at the text message she posted, there is a phone number at the top.

[QUOTE=DaBears88;6338334]OK she definitely checks this site every day because she reposted this report on her FB just yesterday and went on a long rant about it.

At this point idk what to believe about her but she is so intriguing I am going to go down the rabbit hole anyway. Wish me luck folks.[/QUOTE]Hahah I just saw it. Whoever texted her saying they wrote the review is definitely not me. Weird shit by whoever that guy is.

[QUOTE=TheMilkMan13;6338520]If what she's saying is true, then this guy should be banned from this site. What an asshole move to report her.

For what it's worth, I can provide some info. She wasn't necessarily my cup of tea, as she's on the opposite side of the extrovert / introvert scale than me. I also didn't care for some of her comments (anti-vax). But she means well, and looks to provide a good service.

In no way do I believe that original review. There's definitely more on the table than the standard finish, but I doubt they got that much.[/QUOTE]Why would I lie about my review? Everyone always asking for honest reviews and that's what I got, pretty simple. Have no reason to lie l about it. That's also not my number and have no reason to "report her" or whatever that guy is messaging about, I have no issues with what she's doing.

[QUOTE=Bazinga24;6338017]Any AMPs that have girls with big tits I can play with during my happy ending? Or just young hot girls in general?

Last couple AMPs I visited I got the old ladies.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Rejuvenation Spa. Been a few months but the head person will lift her top and let you play for HE. Was happy with a 30 tip. She comes in at the end. I don't recall her name.

Seriously the last 7 posts are about her -I'm not the only one here down her rabbit hole.

How, When, and Why has she exploded. Since she was state licensed back in 2013. Thanks.

[QUOTE=HartBr43;6339226]Rejuvenation Spa. Been a few months but the head person will lift her top and let you play for HE. Was happy with a 30 tip. She comes in at the end. I don't recall her name.[/QUOTE]The big titties? She's 50 plus easy.

[QUOTE=LiveMonger;6338772]If you look at the text message she posted, there is a phone number at the top.[/QUOTE]I can't believe she would put that on her own FB. I have never seen anything like this just crazy LOL. Haha to see that review out there like that I'm speechless.

[QUOTE=RickMann;6338302]She will break off on her own you watch![/QUOTE]Kelly sounds like fun, got to like the no filter attitude, but summer is more of my type. Somebody let me know when they get summers digits.

Including you Kelly if you are reading this.

[QUOTE=RickMann;6339264]I can't believe she would put that on her own FB. I have never seen anything like this just crazy LOL. Haha to see that review out there like that I'm speechless.[/QUOTE]I don't care how hot for a 40+ yr old she is, she is nuts, like don't have your dick around that kind of crazy.

[QUOTE=RickMann;6339254]The big titties? She's 50 plus easy.[/QUOTE]Yeah you are right, but she is consistent. That's not old (for some of us).

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;6339514]I don't care how hot for a 40+ yr old she is, she is nuts, like don't have your dick around that kind of crazy.[/QUOTE]Don't put your dick in crazy because sometimes crazy don't let go. .

To be fair I have seen her and she seems like a decent person and was a good time as I can confirm the reviews others have posted. But this is not going to end well with all the wide open publicity. HIPPO laws be damned If and when the cops wanted to make a bust it will be interesting to say the least.

All she does is post on FB about she hates narcissists (brother, ex-husband, etc), but she herself IS ONE.

Zero self awareness.

I'd be so embarrassed if I were one of her loser sons. No wonder the one has mental problems with a mom like that.

[QUOTE=Dfixx;6340136]Don't put your dick in crazy because sometimes crazy don't let go. .

To be fair I have seen her and she seems like a decent person and was a good time as I can confirm the reviews others have posted. But this is not going to end well with all the wide open publicity. HIPPO laws be damned If and when the cops wanted to make a bust it will be interesting to say the least.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeerField;6339232]Seriously the last 7 posts are about her -I'm not the only one here down her rabbit hole.

How, When, and Why has she exploded. Since she was state licensed back in 2013. Thanks.[/QUOTE]My guess is that she's always been around. She's had at least a couple other spa locations in the past. I would speculate that she may have had her spa business in some form or another while she was still a RN, and after she left doing nursing full time, she focused all her time on her spa business. She built up a clientele, and maybe those guys didn't want to share with the rest of us, and I guess just finally a monger decided to post a report on her here and her popularity just snowballed. I mean I'm sure every monger here has kept a special UTR find a secret from the rest of us, if only to enjoy her a little longer, until the inevitable word gets out and the rest of us wear her out and she becomes high volume.

This is all speculation on my part, so take everything I've said with a grain of salt. I honestly have no idea. I'd like to hear what others think.

[QUOTE=JonHangcok;6340732]My guess is that she's always been around. She's had at least a couple other spa locations in the past. I would speculate that she may have had her spa business in some form or another while she was still a RN, and after she left doing nursing full time, she focused all her time on her spa business. She built up a clientele, and maybe those guys didn't want to share with the rest of us, and I guess just finally a monger decided to post a report on her here and her popularity just snowballed. I mean I'm sure every monger here has kept a special UTR find a secret from the rest of us, if only to enjoy her a little longer, until the inevitable word gets out and the rest of us wear her out and she becomes high volume.

This is all speculation on my part, so take everything I've said with a grain of salt. I honestly have no idea. I'd like to hear what others think.[/QUOTE]Don't forget when Trump was elected a lot of these pages went offline for a bit so it was harder to communicate and advertise etc.

Stopped in Perfect massage have had some assisted HE there. Old chick Coco with a cute face worked me over good. Kept planting her pussy on my hand during massage so I ticked it otc. Gave a good reach around while I was on my front. On the flip I was utc while she stroked me and it was good. She had more rolls than the Pillsbury dough boy LOL. Standard fee plus some extra it was pretty good.

Anybody else been to the news place in Newark? Saw the one report. May be in Newark and plan to check it out if I get there.