Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mipene77]Geez Dude, you don't have to take everything literally. Hell I really don't know for sure if it was thousands, but I will tell you that I have banged a lot and I mean a LOT of chicks. I am 48 now and I can still do three shots a night or more. So I still have desire and bang with the best of them. And as far as where my reports are? Hell, I feel that I have paid my dues on other boards such as the meetingplace.net and the old GAIH boards. Back in the late 90's and early 2000's myself and Mr. K (now Hypo Luxa and Hermes Pan) were THE most frequent posters on both of those boards. So I don't really care nowadays to write any more reviews on this or any other board. If I encounter any "amazing" girls that are worthy of my review time then I will. But I have seen and done it all so I don't have the desire to review. Yes, I still frequent AMP girls but maybe only once a month now. In my prime I was doing up to 4 different AMP girls a day sometimes. Not everyday of course. Besides, I had fun and that's all that matters. Fuck the math![/QUOTE]

That's just the wrong attitude but your entitled to it.

In some parts of the world you monger straight for 3 or 4 days and you simply run out of bullets in the chamber to monger. You can easily do 10 -15 different girls a day and after day 3 your done. Plus, you need days to recover from all the fucking you've done.

Dont take it personally, I wasnt provoking you in any way just that the thousands you reported sounded like an ol fisin tale.

I was browsing the massage therapist on Craigslist and came across this ad for Siam Thai. I am not looking for an ..HE.. but looking for a good massage. I luv the asian persuasion, so did anyone ever try this establishment. some info would be cool, aloha

[QUOTE=Higuy]Got a name for the one with the huge rack?? :-)~~[/QUOTE]
That's Sophia. Poor reviews from fellow mongers. Don't waste your time or money.

[QUOTE=Mipene77]Fuck the math![/QUOTE]No thanks. I'd much rather fuck the girls! :D

But seriously, Mipene has been around for a long time. And while he might not have posted much lately, in the past he's contributed more than his share to our mongering community, and I, for one, appreciate it!

[QUOTE=Stangman808]New provider at Sakura whose name I believe is April. She is either Thai or Viet. April is in her 20's, quite friendly and very petite (Spinner). Good medium massage with HE.[/QUOTE]So whats the hit on the wallet? How would you describe it.? Sensual, jack hammer?

[QUOTE=Exposed]I haven't been to an amp in a while so i decided to stop by sakura. Apple greeted me at the door took me to the room and sent in Amy and just like the reports say she is all 10's. But what surprised me the most is that little hobbit is full of energy and the p.c. is the best whew![/QUOTE]She's gone on bacay for a couple of weeks as of today. She will be sorely missed.

[QUOTE=Crouchingtiger]So whats the hit on the wallet? How would you describe it.? Sensual, jack hammer?[/QUOTE]

I'd say somewhere in between. She alternated between HJ and BBBJ. She also got undressed and climbed on the table for 69. She seemed to really enjoy that. I would see her again.

House: .50
Tip: .80

[QUOTE=Un Holy]I just got back from New York and I gotta tell you guys that we got it good here. It might be cheaper up there but they got some dirty old places and I did not know if I was gonna get robbed or killed or my Jr. cut off. San Fran is good but hard to find good places now that the cops have gone after the AMPS there. San Jose is where I would want to try next.

But we got it good so dont spoil it![/QUOTE]

I figured it out! Dr. "Yu" (U) = unholy, and he just created an alias so that he could get really graphic to test the forum's readers. haha! maybe not really, since the writing style is different (the good dr. actually writes better), but hey, the attitude is pretty much about the same. only difference is one likes to trick girls into BB, and the other just likes to force greek and oral.

I notice unholy is the ONLY one commenting on Yu that isn't speaking out against him, but obviously isn't going to say straight out that he supports him. instead, he just knocks the girls (verbally, as far as we know) once again and calls them ******, implying they deserve that kind of treatment. hey, even neanderthals needed cavewomen for more than sex, since they were able to gather while the cavemen hunted. so thinking a woman is just good for sex is like being sub-caveman. but i guess slapping or physically abusing a woman that's weaker than you around is considered prehistoric, no?

of course, some people's idea of fun is very f'ed up, as proven by Yu. well, if Dr. Yu and U are different people, maybe fate will have them share a cell someday. THAT would be poetic justice.

by the way, i'm from NY, and i've never been to places i had to worry about my life or losing my dick or my money. but as in all things in life, the kind of place you're going to visit depends on the class of person you are. and hey, you get what you pay for. if you think NY is cheaper than here, than you must be going to the REALLY cheap ******.

[QUOTE=Exposed]I haven't been to an amp in a while so i decided to stop by sakura. Apple greeted me at the door took me to the room and sent in Amy and just like the reports say she is all 10's. But what surprised me the most is that little hobbit is full of energy and the p.c. is the best whew![/QUOTE]

I'm not going to sit here and get descriptive. This little one puts out big time. She can take a pounding and then some. The hottest I've seen in Hawaii in awhile. At $.50 it's a steal.
She could get $$$ if she held out. ACG,Mish, Wheelbarrel, Doggie and Sideways. She made my day. All covered, plus she licks balls.

[QUOTE=Diczilla]I always catch one of our city council members hiding at Sundance and trying to say his name is "Tony". I know you're reading this Rod: Busted.[/QUOTE]

Can he pass a law against strippers with bad b.o?

[QUOTE=Badboy808]I'm not going to sit here and get descriptive. This little one puts out big time. She can take a pounding and then some. The hottest I've seen in Hawaii in awhile. At $.50 it's a steal.

She could get $$$ if she held out. ACG,Mish, Wheelbarrel, Doggie and Sideways. She made my day. All covered, plus she licks balls.[/QUOTE]Seen Amy a few times and many others is just as good and a few better.

All these provider think that they'er as good, guess after this they will be raising they prices for a $ more. then the house will go up too.

No matter how good she is " The price remains the same" like in the movice The god father .

Mahalo guys

[QUOTE=Rastakid]I do specifically remember her telling me she was a tiger, but don't know her age as some say. But I remember that her year was the Tiger.[/QUOTE]

Being a Tiger, she was probably born in 1962, making her 47 years old this year. TX.

Amy @ sakura = Skye who used to be at Nirvana?

I'm just throwing it out there based on the reports I've read.

Went to Fantasia but no girls available. Decided to check out Sakura, haven't been there since it was Lavenders. As I walked in there was a local Asian girl that just entered the door. No one was sitting in the fish tank and I asked Mama if the girl that just walked in was available. Mama took me to a room (same one I always seem to have gotten on previous visits) and about 5 minutes later the girl walked in with a bikini. She claimed to be Korean/Japanese and worked there for 2 years. She told me as I was leaving her name was Yuri. She asked me when the last time I had been there and I honestly told her when it was called Lavenders, she replied that she had to treat me as a first timer. I found out after that the next time I will get a shower and a massage. She started with the CBJ, then cowgirl, and finished missionary. I was disappointed that she wouldn't let me FIV or DATY, she told me that it's a local girl rule not to let anyone do that. Her looks were great and I'd say she was a 8, about 5'3 115lbs, thick on the bottom side and small on the rack but firm. She had tats on her outer left thigh and the swell of her back. Over all L8A7S5, usual damage $$, would not repeat and knowing what she said about local girls and their rules I'll stick to the FOB's. I'll try Michele next, I asked on the way out which one she was so Yuri pointed her out for me.

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]That's just the wrong attitude but your entitled to it.

In some parts of the world you monger straight for 3 or 4 days and you simply run out of bullets in the chamber to monger. You can easily do 10 -15 different girls a day and after day 3 your done. Plus, you need days to recover from all the fucking you've done.

Dont take it personally, I wasnt provoking you in any way just that the thousands you reported sounded like an ol fisin tale.[/QUOTE]

10-15! Wow, I don't think I would make it past 9 max, even at my peak. Unless you are just lining them up and straight going at it until you nut. I do see how after a few days you just get tired and need a break. Maybe I'm getting old but I'm more than happy with 2-3 quality ones a night.

Went to Sakura and had a small spinner, I can't remember her name for the life of me but she was Korean(duh), 5-0 or shorter and about 95lbs so not super slim like Boa/Pua but still nice and energetic. Perky B cups and a nice tan. She was cute and service was okay(her massage was pretty weak). I'd repeat if I could remember her name...I wonder if this was Amy...

[QUOTE=Lip Licker]10-15! Wow, I don't think I would make it past 9 max, even at my peak. Unless you are just lining them up and straight going at it until you nut. I do see how after a few days you just get tired and need a break. Maybe I'm getting old but I'm more than happy with 2-3 quality ones a night.

Went to Sakura and had a small spinner, I can't remember her name for the life of me but she was Korean(duh), 5-0 or shorter and about 95lbs so not super slim like Boa/Pua but still nice and energetic. Perky B cups and a nice tan. She was cute and service was okay(her massage was pretty weak). I'd repeat if I could remember her name...I wonder if this was Amy...[/QUOTE]
9? I think I could only handle 3 or 4 per day at my age.

[QUOTE=Memahu]Can he pass a law against strippers with bad b.o?[/QUOTE]

Are you talking about the one from exotic nights. Man she had the worst B.O. Didn't even want her to dance for me. Had to be the worst I ever had

Instead of us fighting amongst ourselves and shutting down another tread let's get back to business. We have our views and styles. Don't force your views or beliefs on others. Think of it like religion just leave them alone. Preach but don't go after someone that. It's not cool.

If you got a problem PM the guy. if you need more meet him. No need to post hate on the tread. It's just lame when you read a cool review and then it's followed by hate.

We're men act like it. Don't ruin it for the rest of us

[QUOTE=Jimmiedean]Instead of us fighting amongst ourselves and shutting down another tread let's get back to business. We have our views and styles. Don't force your views or beliefs on others. Think of it like religion just leave them alone. Preach but don't go after someone that. It's not cool.

If you got a problem PM the guy. if you need more meet him. No need to post hate on the tread. It's just lame when you read a cool review and then it's followed by hate.

We're men act like it. Don't ruin it for the rest of us[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I agree. This stuff can be handled by PM. And hate has no place on this board.

Un Holy, I want to [b]respectfully[/b] ask you to please stop the misogynistic posts. I understand you've been burned before by an Asian Sex worker, but those of us who enjoy the company of an AMP or K/VB girl don't need to be influenced to hate them. Those kind of posts only lead to the kind posted by Dr.Yu. Hate posts don't have any place in the Massage Parlor thread... or really on this entire board.

Also, I don't appreciate the "typical haole" comment either. There are a lot of caucasians on this board who haven't done anything towards you, yet your haole comment previously and in the past do refer to them as well. Racism has no place on this board... and I would assume misogyny doesn't either.

This is not an attack on you, but a request. Thanks!

Toftt,

Saw the ad on CL with the hottie in red. Called and got what she said was her first appointment ever! Make up does wonders but she was cute nonetheless. 25, Chinese, 5'6-5'7, 120. Massage was on the softer side. Took my cue, rubbed the leg, she took the hint and massage became more sensual. Good technique on the HE. Got to touch all over but no FIV.

L8/A9/S9

Never discussed tip but left .6house .4 tip

IMHO Patty has a better massage and equal HE. Also Mimi does a great massage and HE combo.

YMMV on these but I believe Mimi and Annie are looking for bf's...

Had a session with a provider who claimed to be only working a couple of weeks. Her name was Lia or something like that. She was recommended by Apple. She probably knows my type, so I trusted her.

In the room, she looked like she may have been in her early/mid thirties. Lots of make up, tanned, with boob job. Nice big nips. About 5'-3" or 5'-4". Not a spinner. Not thin, but not too big. Pretty face. She said she was from Texas I think.

Gave TS then went back to room. Helped her undress and she let me touch/use fingers all around. Slipped it on and proceeded with a nice standing CBJ. Lied on the bed and spread like she wanted DATY. I don't normally do that so I just licked around a bit. Did a lot of titty play, etc.

Followed up with the normal mish, CG, more mish, doggie. She seemed to get into it and overall had nice personality and good conversation if you're into those things.

Standard rates.

The most unusual thing was that when we got out into the "fish tank" area under the bright lights, she actually looked younger than I thought. More like twenties. This is contrary to what I normally experience. If age is a big thing with you brothers, I can't really tell on this one. Skin wise, I'd say she was in her 30's, but her face seemed younger. Not sure.

Decent, but probably shop around. Probably will not repeat, but had fun. L/A/S = 7/9/8.

[QUOTE=Un Holy]Have I launched any rockets at what you have written in the past? Or are you just trying to piss me off? Typical haole on his high horse.
I am who I am and do what I do.

Unfortunately some people are very offensive and even think they shit ice cream. Typical New York east coast attitude.

Again I am targeted by individuals who think they know it all and are the heros of amp women. Boooo Hooooo. Never fails to amaze me how ignorant some people can be.

Mr Jackson, sorry if some of these comments raise brows but I gotta stand my ground against people who try to read into others and shoot arrows. Those types have small minds to match their small pupu puff.[/QUOTE]


I don't really see why negative comments are springing up against Unholy. Yes, he does express his opinions and beliefs strongly, but I have never seen him attack anyone personally. He has posted many good reports. Sometimes people might think some of his comments are a little over the top, but everyone is entitled to their opinions. I don't think that I have seen him get disrespectful toward any of our fellow forum members. Let's not take things so seriously. We're all here to have fun and share our views. Unholy, you still da man in my book. :)

Getting tired of my main Thai therapist, and I'm gonna start seeing Thip (Tip) in the CC again. Anyone have her cell number? Not the number for Siam Thai. I want to call her directly. She was advertising in Craigslist until a few weeks ago, but her ads are gone. I searched the forum and found nothing. Any help will be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Luis T]I was browsing the massage therapist on Craigslist and came across this ad for Siam Thai. I am not looking for an ..HE.. but looking for a good massage. I luv the asian persuasion, so did anyone ever try this establishment. some info would be cool, aloha[/QUOTE]

By all means...Nina is one of the best around. She's the owner. If you can find Thip, she's right up there too. IMHO
DM

[QUOTE=Stevet09]Maybe I'm only one of the few that appreciates UnHoly's posts, but they have to be some of the most entertaining on the forum. They speak the truth on many levels, and while one may not agree with everything he writes, he just states his own opinion, and doesn't call out any specific individuals(I think), unless attacked. He says the things that go through your mind, but don't really say... so by supporting UnHoly, does that mean: Stevet09=UnHoly=DrYu? No. Get over it already, if that's what you think.
I thought the Dr. Yu thing didn't merit a response from me, so I didn't post about it.

PhillyBeauties's, on the other hand are SOMETIMES very hateful, and I think they are pretty targeted and offensive. Talk about sensitive![/QUOTE]Yeah, steve-o, I'd have to say you ARE in the minority of those who appreciate unholy's posts, and maybe he's saying what is on YOUR mind but certainly not many others. You said it best, even though you contradict yourself, unholy speaks his OPINION, certainly no truths. All I'm doing is the same, speaking MY "truth" although at least I can admit it's my opinion. But I certainly don't think I'm attacking anyone, just making a point that others might not be willing to make to keep the peace. Also, do you see the irony of accusing me of being hateful, when unholy is like the uber-hater, mostly self-hate, since he hates whites though he is white, hates koreans though he is korean, hates women although he's a pussy. A man full of self-loathing, no wonder he needs to feel superior to AMP women. If I call him out, it's because obviously reasoning and asking nicely doesn't work, as hypo has tried to do so kindly. And I don't hate unholy, but I sure don't respect him, like that famous line from the movie The Graduate. In fact, I'm kind of amused and laugh at him, that he can be so ignorant. I'm not saying I'm a hero to defend the girls. At least I can see that there are SOME girls that are the way unholy describes, but certainly not ALL. Sure, we've all been burned by a few, but don't hold an entire race, or sex, for the actions of a few. That would be like saying all japs are evil b/c of pearl harbor, all germans evil b/c of hitler, all whites b/c of bush. Haha. As they say, I just give mr. Unholy enough rope to hang himself. He does the rest and is his own worst enemy. But you know what, better to know what people are really thinking, even if this is an anonymous forum. It's like, would I rather have a racist hiding their views, or expressing them out in public like the kkk? Rather the latter, so as to be able to avoid them and not be so naive that people like that don't exist.

I visit the AMPs, meet the girls and try to have a fun time, just like us all. Unlike some though, it's not a power trip for me, just a release.

[QUOTE=Pipefittah808]Toftt,

Saw the ad on CL with the hottie in red. Called and got what she said was her first appointment ever! Make up does wonders but she was cute nonetheless. 25, Chinese, 5'6-5'7, 120. Massage was on the softer side. Took my cue, rubbed the leg, she took the hint and massage became more sensual. Good technique on the HE. Got to touch all over but no FIV.
[/QUOTE]

Hey Pipe,

You have the contact info for this one? I tried searching CL for the ad but I think it got taken down. Mahalos!

~kaminari


Ho, my bad, I found it...thanks anyhow...I don't think I looked very well ><

[QUOTE=John Ross]9? I think I could only handle 3 or 4 per day at my age.[/QUOTE]9 isn't that high if you are just going to do the deed (assuming funds are not an issue). If you have to talk to them, try to fake some kind of personal interest or truely take a personal interest in them, then that number will drop dramatically. I was thinking of an idealistic day as follows: Waking up at 9am, doing #1 girl, eat breakfast, do #2(and take a number 2), cruise for a bit, bang #3, lunch, bang #4 and 5, take an afternoon siesta, #6, dinner, #7, go for a walk, watch a movie, whatever, do #8, and #9 then go sleep. This is all an ideal type of situation so it's assuming that the girls are all hot, all different enough to keep my interest physically and readily available. In the real world, there is so much time taken up by hunting, screening the girl (s), negotiating the fee, talking to the girl before and after, etc, that there is no way I could swing that type of schedule.

Went to Sakura and got Michelle. Pretty girl but her body is on the chubby side and doesn't match her face. Attitude was good, as was the massage. She's a nice girl but I expect AMP girls at a place like Sakura to be in better shape. F8, before, A9, S7. I didn't see any other girls but I could hear them walking around when in the room.

[QUOTE=Blake123]Getting tired of my main Thai therapist, and I'm gonna start seeing Thip (Tip) in the CC again. Anyone have her cell number? Not the number for Siam Thai. I want to call her directly. She was advertising in Craigslist until a few weeks ago, but her ads are gone. I searched the forum and found nothing. Any help will be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Thip is on vacation to Thailand. I think she'll be back in a few weeks.

Hey Fellas,

Haven't posted lately, been out of the game for a while. Had a gf, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, just want to confirm for everybody that the CL ad with chick in white mini-skirt dress is sophia. Saw her a while ago at aloha tlc and recently at cc2601. She's probably late-40s, big bolt-ons (not too bad), little bit thick. Not a spinner if you're into that. Massage is average. No DATY. No dfk. CBJ was average, CFS with msog available, YMMV. Make no mistake, this is an AMP, not a thai place. I'm a little worried about this place bringing heat from le to cc.

L/A/S: 6/8/8

Damage: .50 house, 1.8 tip (extra for msog)

Would repeat, obviously because I already did haha

Stay safe, fellas

AB

[QUOTE=Pipefittah808]Toftt,

Saw the ad on CL with the hottie in red. Called and got what she said was her first appointment ever! Make up does wonders but she was cute nonetheless. 25, Chinese, 5'6-5'7, 120. Massage was on the softer side. Took my cue, rubbed the leg, she took the hint and massage became more sensual. Good technique on the HE. Got to touch all over but no FIV.

L8/A9/S9

Never discussed tip but left .6house .4 tip

IMHO Patty has a better massage and equal HE. Also Mimi does a great massage and HE combo.

YMMV on these but I believe Mimi and Annie are looking for bf's...[/QUOTE]The girl in the picture is Korean model/singer Daham I think. She sings in the group Foxy. If the therapist at Dragonfly looks anything like her then I'm definitely there!

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/1428715916.html[/url]

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]Jack, If they not on the subject, or in the right area, just delete the post

.....10th floor CC, Apple/Sisi's place CLEARLY uses fake pics in the CL ad's. I've gone back and forth re one pic with 3 ladies in it in which many on this board believe the girl in the middle is Apple. But the other two clearly are NOT girls that work there.

It wouldn't surprise me if Dragonfly Massage and 10th fl are run by the same folks...both Chinese therapists and using fake pics.

That said, 10th fl is a good location and I would recommend it..fake pics and all.

[QUOTE=Rastakid]I do specifically remember her telling me she was a tiger, but don't know her age as some say. But I remember that her year was the Tiger.[/QUOTE]Yo,

Jenn is a tiger, and one fine milf, but ymmv. Decent bbbj but no cim.

Grace gives an intense slurpy bbbj if you take care of her.

JB

....and a new ad for Eastern Ancient Acupressure are apparently different locations with different phone numbers. So these two places and Apple/Sisi's 10th floor location seem to indicate that the new Chinese places will have similar numbers, in terms of locations to the many Thai locations. I will ck out at least one of the newbies this weekend. Just wanted to clarify. I have no idea if they are related or totally different businesses. But both newbie pics on CL are niceeeee.

Mahalos DM. This Thip person where can I find the # and is she located in the CC building too. Aloha.

[QUOTE=Da Mastabada]By all means...Nina is one of the best around. She's the owner. If you can find Thip, she's right up there too. IMHO.

DM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Luis T]Mahalos DM. This Thip person where can I find the # and is she located in the CC building too. Aloha.[/QUOTE]
Thip rents a table at Siam Thai in CC (sort of like an independent). I've recently learned she is on vacation in Thailand (which explains why I haven't seen her ads in Craigslist recently). Was told she'll be back in a few weeks. BTW, DON'T EVEN expect any HE from her if that's what you're looking for (she has a boyfriend--don't they all). Just a decent massage and good conversation.

[QUOTE=Starfox64]Amy @ sakura = Skye who used to be at Nirvana?

I'm just throwing it out there based on the reports I've read.[/QUOTE]Definitely not Skye.

Amy is younger, smaller and cuter (IMHO).

[QUOTE=Aloha Brah]Hey Fellas,

Haven't posted lately, been out of the game for a while. Had a gf, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, just want to confirm for everybody that the CL ad with chick in white mini-skirt dress is sophia. Saw her a while ago at aloha tlc and recently at cc2601. She's probably late-40s, big bolt-ons (not too bad), little bit thick. Not a spinner if you're into that. Massage is average. No DATY. No dfk. CBJ was average, CFS with msog available, YMMV. Make no mistake, this is an AMP, not a thai place. I'm a little worried about this place bringing heat from le to cc.

L/A/S: 6/8/8

Damage: .50 house, 1.8 tip (extra for msog)

Would repeat, obviously because I already did haha

Stay safe, fellas

AB[/QUOTE]Mama at TLC said she had to fire sophia due to problems/issues (I get the impression it was drugs, but she didn't specifically say that). Anyone tried julie? She is always busy when I go so I assume she is the most popular one there.

[QUOTE=Kekehawaii]definitely not Skye. Amy is younger, smaller and cuter (IMHO).[/QUOTE]Amy unfortunately is on vacation for a couple weeks, or so the mama saiid