Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Magooski; 1556382]When in Rome. I'll go ahead and post my official disclaimer as well too

Official Disclaimer.

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.[/QUOTE]


I hear in Accent Rome the Romans did a lot more thing than we do? Do we have any Roman Massage parlor's? If not maybe we could take to Mamason in Matteson And she could hire one. How about that ?

Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url]

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1556433]Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url][/QUOTE]She has a single review on another site. Heavier and older than the posting states.

I guess I can pile on:

I am stating now for public record that every person I know, willing or unwilling, needs to be made aware that I not only do not speak the truth, carry the truth, or any means resemble the truth. All statements made here by me are fanciful representations of a mind in another dimension. Believe anything I say at your peril since all is made up or part of a warped sense of conjecture. In short truth is not spoken here.

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1556433]Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url][/QUOTE]Only one review, not promising.

[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=200278[/url]

All I do on this forum is fantasy, farce, made up, not real, blah blah.

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1556433]Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url][/QUOTE]Far away and don't look back. On so many levels, the worst experience ever.

A seriously long time lurker and I had to post to save people some time. The Craigslist ad is for a Belmont Blue line stop location. You text to set time and "she" texts back to let you know address. Nice pic and not on TinEye. Sounds great right? When I am let in the side door of an apartment building by the actual woman in the pic I am getting "up" for this massage. Then the boom gets lowered when I walk into a room with cluttered misc. Furniture and a table in the rubble. An older Indian gentleman says hi and reaches to shake my hand. I now want to dart but think maybe he'll leave and hotty and I can get down to a nice massage. Wrong! I get out of the bathroom and he's still there! The dumb thing is, I stayed and got a 60 dollar massage and tipped 7 dollars. Stay away, don't waste your time. If you've been there you know this is not a dream but a nightmare. On a side note the old sunni location is back.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1556348]It sure is. Just checked the City of Chicago's BACP page, and as of August 30, 2012, Massage Therapy at 3334 W Peterson is no more. License was revoked. Yet another needless lynching of an AMP in Chicago.[/QUOTE]NOOOOOOOOOO! God damn it, I"m going to miss CiCi.

I Officially announce that I am full of shit. Anything I wrote or will write is complete bullshit. I have never engaged nor will I engage in any illegal activity. Its purely coincidental if I go to an AMP and my cock ends up in my therapists hand, mouth or pussy. Its merely a high tech hologram. The jizz extruding from said cock is simply a 3-Dimensional effect setup by yours truly. Don't forget your 3-D glasses for full effect. Furthermore I don't participate in anything deemed immoral or unethical. Any evidence pointing to the contrary is complete and utter bullshit fabricated by LEO with higher tech gadgets than I.

[QUOTE=Silvio;1556861]I Officially announce that I am full of shit. Anything I wrote or will write is complete bullshit. I have never engaged nor will I engage in any illegal activity. Its purely coincidental if I go to an AMP and my cock ends up in my therapists hand, mouth or pussy. Its merely a high tech hologram. The jizz extruding from said cock is simply a 3-Dimensional effect setup by yours truly. Don't forget your 3-D glasses for full effect. Furthermore I don't participate in anything deemed immoral or unethical. Any evidence pointing to the contrary is complete and utter bullshit fabricated by LEO with higher tech gadgets than I.[/QUOTE]"Utter bullshit fabricated" I love it, You Made my Day. Silvio you the man.)

Official Disclaimer

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

Every post I have made at this site is false. Including this one. (Think about it.)

-Vazooli

Hello all. TGIF. All my posts on this board are for entertainment purposes only. Etc. Etc.

Went to New Hope earlier this week. Had fun with a new girl for me. Senior members PM me for details. No full, just HE. But she was young and attentive.

JB

You had to go there didn't you! Hah!

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1556404]I hear in Accent Rome the Romans did a lot more thing than we do? Do we have any Roman Massage parlor's? If not maybe we could take to Mamason in Matteson And she could hire one. How about that ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magooski;1557028]You had to go there didn't you! Hah![/QUOTE]Have to watch Goph is realy close Goff, Maybe Goffoff. Maybe Goffy The Dog. All good handle's.

And Gooski is any better? That is what I leave behind when I leave!

QUOTE=Gopher88; 1557057]Have to watch Goph is realy close Goff, Maybe Goffoff. Maybe Goffy The Dog. All good handle's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CottonPanty;1556804]NOOOOOOOOOO! God damn it, I"m going to miss CiCi.[/QUOTE]You're right CP; CiCi was very good. Now that Massage Therapy on Peterson / Kimball is closed I wonder where Cici will wind up. Anyone with any knowledge on where she is (or will be)?

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1557813]You're right CP; CiCi was very good. Now that Massage Therapy on Peterson / Kimball is closed I wonder where Cici will wind up. Anyone with any knowledge on where she is (or will be)?[/QUOTE]NO BUT IF ANYONE FINDS OUT PLEASE PM ME!

I know one of the older ladies that worked there for just a couple of months is now down the street at Devon Spa. But I don't like that place.

This place has been around for a while though the ads still say 'Grand Opening'.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-free-table-shower/12456201[/url]

Not very clean. The table shower room was filthy and the towels were wet.

I gave it a shot, won't go back.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1557813]You're right CP; CiCi was very good. Now that Massage Therapy on Peterson / Kimball is closed I wonder where Cici will wind up. Anyone with any knowledge on where she is (or will be)?[/QUOTE]I heard from CiCi, she gave me a call but of course her number was blocked so I have no way of contacting her. She said she was in New York and would call me if she comes back in town. I guess Sunny (the Mamasan) somehow didn't get the proper paperwork done or something along those lines. Whatever she did or didn't do, it caused them to lose their license.

Sucks that it happened but it was nice of CiCi to call me. I guess I was a good customer, hell I know I dropped a bunch of $$ her way over the years.

Cotton

Hey all, I'm from Indy but heading to your area soon. I was curious for some info on these girls offering Nuru near OHare. I have seen a few mixed reviews on E but nothing too confirming either way.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-busty-asian-girllucy-nuru-massage-773-936-5230-24/12389533[/url]

Any help would be appreciated. Please PM me

[QUOTE=Fireman469; 1558736]Hey all, I'm from Indy but heading to your area soon. I was curious for some info on these girls offering Nuru near OHare. I have seen a few mixed reviews on E but nothing too confirming either way.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-busty-asian-girllucy-nuru-massage-773-936-5230-24/12389533[/url]

Any help would be appreciated. Please PM me[/QUOTE]Fireman,

I posted about one of the Nuru options near O'hare earlier this year. See link below.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1436257#post1436257[/url]

[QUOTE=Sdjsingle; 1558551]This place has been around for a while though the ads still say 'Grand Opening'.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-free-table-shower/12456201[/url]

Not very clean. The table shower room was filthy and the towels were wet.

I gave it a shot, won't go back.[/QUOTE]How was the session? I went there last week and it was pretty good.

If you Google her number. Comes up with apt. Rental's Every where?



[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/genuine-massage-given-by-well-trained-masseuses-30-belmont-blue-line/13230433[/url]

[QUOTE=HoodleDoodle;1556590]Far away and don't look back. On so many levels, the worst experience ever.[/QUOTE]I'm not positive but this sounds like someone I saw about 4-5 years ago. Only my second experience. My first had been a rushed one with a hot looking girl and this woman sounded friendly on the phone. I got to her house (yes, her house as she was in the process of getting a workplace). I arrive and she is wearing a bathrobe. Takes it off and her stomach looked like the back of giant turtle. Hard as a pregnant belly but much larger. Not flabby but like she had a shell under her skin. Wierd. She also smelled old lady perfume bad. So, she gives a good CBJ and talks a lot about the things she wants to do to me. I'm not into her but hop on for some mish. Her acting was awful and ruining the moment. Like a terrible porn movie. After about 3 minutes she says that is all and offers a prostate massage or jack off. I take the jack off. I finish up and leave. She could tell I was not happy and offered to let me come back at no charge (give her props for trying) but I had no interest. She had tons of rules and her faking it was awful. One of my worst experience in the hobby.

Everything I have posted on this forum or said in real life is a work of fiction. Every single thing ever.

[QUOTE=Kda Kodiac; 1556462]I guess I can pile on:

I am stating now for public record that every person I know, willing or unwilling, needs to be made aware that I not only do not speak the truth, carry the truth, or any means resemble the truth. All statements made here by me are fanciful representations of a mind in another dimension. Believe anything I say at your peril since all is made up or part of a warped sense of conjecture. In short truth is not spoken here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Roscoe23;1558992]How was the session? I went there last week and it was pretty good.[/QUOTE]


I went there when they first opened, I was with the cute gal from the old Sennia's she's alway a good time. Went there a month R so ago. And as for as them saying grand opening? Some Spa's Been saying that for a realy time. Over a year R so

[QUOTE=Silvio;1556861]I Officially announce that I am full of shit. Anything I wrote or will write is complete bullshit. I have never engaged nor will I engage in any illegal activity. Its purely coincidental if I go to an AMP and my cock ends up in my therapists hand, mouth or pussy. Its merely a high tech hologram. The jizz extruding from said cock is simply a 3-Dimensional effect setup by yours truly. Don't forget your 3-D glasses for full effect. Furthermore I don't participate in anything deemed immoral or unethical. Any evidence pointing to the contrary is complete and utter bullshit fabricated by LEO with higher tech gadgets than I.[/QUOTE]That these things are like waving a red cape at a snorting 400 lb bull? Eh, whatever.

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2; 1558834]Fireman,

I posted about one of the Nuru options near O'hare earlier this year. See link below.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1436257#post1436257[/url][/QUOTE]_________________________________________________________________________________________________.

And how about this beauty below. WOW Any one know anything about her. May be need to take a trip to the north side to see her, Jean & Judes. Hot Dog.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-nuru-massage-beauty-amani-25-25/11372890[/url]

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1560225]_________________________________________________________________________________________________.

And how about this beauty below. WOW Any one know anything about her. May be need to take a trip to the north side to see her, Jean & Judes. Hot Dog.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-nuru-massage-beauty-amani-25-25/11372890[/url][/QUOTE]Nuru is squishy slippery substance made from seaweed. They lay you on a plastic mat and ooze the nuru all over you. Then a naked asian girl slips and slides all over you. Never done it, wouldn't mind trying it.

[QUOTE=JuanPrimo;1560296]Nuru is squishy slippery substance made from seaweed. They lay you on a plastic mat and ooze the nuru all over you. Then a naked asian girl slips and slides all over you. Never done it, wouldn't mind trying it.[/QUOTE]Nuru is fun but it has to be with the right provider. Some do it up nice while others are looking for an excuse to jack up their prices.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-openning-45/12658788[/url]

I called this place a couple of weeks ago for info. 45 for 1/2 hour & 65 for 1 hour, no shower. I passed because I felt that was too pricey for a place with no shower. Anyone here had any luck with this spot? Feel free to PM

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1560225]_________________________________________________________________________________________________.

And how about this beauty below. WOW Any one know anything about her. May be need to take a trip to the north side to see her, Jean & Judes. Hot Dog.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-nuru-massage-beauty-amani-25-25/11372890[/url][/QUOTE]Gopher,

I would not expect that the girl you see will be the girl in the picture. It was not for me (but the girl was still attractive). It was a typical Asian apartment setup (where the girls in the ads are rarely the girl that is actually there). The only difference from the typical Asian apartment was the Nuru option for about 100 bucks more.

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2; 1560822]Gopher,

I would not expect that the girl you see will be the girl in the picture. It was not for me (but the girl was still attractive). It was a typical Asian apartment setup (where the girls in the ads are rarely the girl that is actually there). The only difference from the typical Asian apartment was the Nuru option for about 100 bucks more.[/QUOTE]Thanks Mr. Dog

[QUOTE=JuanPrimo;1560296]Nuru is squishy slippery substance made from seaweed. They lay you on a plastic mat and ooze the nuru all over you. Then a naked asian girl slips and slides all over you. Never done it, wouldn't mind trying it.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't mind trying it ether

I did not know we needed this as I just assumed that everything everyone wrote on here including anything I have ever written was a complete fabrication. I will continue to write my stories but please do not assume they are based in fact at all.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1560971]I wouldn't mind trying it ether[/QUOTE]I had the opportunity to try it a few weeks ago. It is very erotic and got me going! Is it worth the upcharge? I guess that depends on the girl and her performance. Also, you have to make sure they use actual Nuru gel. Some people try to save money and use oil instead. Also, when the Nuru gel dries, it becomes very sticky, and it's very tough to wash off.

My disclaimer: Everything that I have ever posted to this board or will post to this board is pure fiction. I have not and will not ever engage in any illegal activity.

BJ001

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1560225]_________________________________________________________________________________________________.

And how about this beauty below. WOW Any one know anything about her. May be need to take a trip to the north side to see her, Jean & Judes. Hot Dog.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-nuru-massage-beauty-amani-25-25/11372890[/url][/QUOTE]Not long after I saw videos ripped from this site (nurumassage dot com) floating around the p2p file sharing community, a black provider started advertising it (nuru) on Chicago BP. Then a little while later a bunch of the asian apt started too. For a considerably heftier fee. Don't know if it's the real nuru gel stuff they are using, I have read numerous reports somewheres that it's not (at $50/quart, not surprising http://www.nurunurugel.com/buy-nuru-massage-gels/numa-nuru-gel-classic.html). But who cares. A hot naked slippery asian babe is a hot naked slippery asian babe. I wouldn't mind trying it either.

[QUOTE=BeetleJuice001; 1561378]I had the opportunity to try it a few weeks ago. It is very erotic and got me going! Is it worth the upcharge? I guess that depends on the girl and her performance. Also, you have to make sure they use actual Nuru gel. Some people try to save money and use oil instead. Also, when the Nuru gel dries, it becomes very sticky, and it's very tough to wash off.

My disclaimer: Everything that I have ever posted to this board or will post to this board is pure fiction. I have not and will not ever engage in any illegal activity.

BJ001[/QUOTE]And I agree with your Qoute:

My disclaimer: Everything that I have ever posted to this board or will post to this board is pure fiction. I have not and will not ever engage in any illegal activity. Gopher88