Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Money has been tight, but I had spasm so I stopped in for a massagie. There was only one therapist available at the time and my attempt at getting her name was beyond frustrating. She didn't know what I was saying. My dog understands Engrish better than this woman.

The rubdown honestly sucked, so much so that I almost got up and walked out. However, she was able to provide some relief so I tipped .4. She looked at it and indicated that she wanted more. I smiled and told her nope. Perhaps others have had better sessions with her, but from my experience I'd suggest steering clear of a mid 30 year old, shoulder length wavy hair with large cans and really poor Engrish.

I'm pissed at myself. I was close to walking out the door when I realized there was a communication problem, but I figured I'd give her the benefit of the doubt. My mistake.[/QUOTE]
My last visit at Violet was similar to yours. I got a crappy rub down which was really nothing more than her applying pressure at various points without moving. On the flip, she motioned for a BJ and I said OK. Then she said "condor," and I said no. She looked upset, but appeared to agree. Then the negotiations started. She wanted $100, I countered with $80. Again, she looked upset, but agreed but asked for the money up front. I got up and gave it to her. She starts with a handshake, then puts her head between my head and the goods. With no signs of a BJ, and asked "no suck," and then she asked again for "condor." I said no, and she continued the HJ. I got up and asked for the money back. She acted as if she didn't understand. Then she appeared to say that she would give me what we had originally agreed upon. At this point, I just wanted to get the hell out of there, so I stood firm and she finally gave me my money back. As I was leaving, I told her I would never return. Whether she understood me or not, I don't know.

For those having difficulty finding Yellow Rose Spa electronically or geographically, it has a new name and phone --
MAGIC TOUCH Massage Sevices,
702 W. 35th St.,
Chicago, IL 60616
773-254-4933
Hours: 10am to 10:30pm

Usually plenty of free parking. (No meters yet.)
If coming during a Sox game, a parking pass can be obtained from the spa to put in your car window so LE will not ticket/tow.

For Westerners, the "oriental" mind is unfathomable. (Yes, I know Asians say an "oriental" is a carpet.)

Massage parlors with happy endings are the norm in the Far East.
That's why there is no stigma in Chinatown against the spa owners and workers. (Unless the Asian has been "converted" to a western religion (ie. Christianity)). Happily most of the therapists I have met are "pagans." (Most massage parlors have statues of Chinese gods or altars tucked away in a nook or cranny. Take a look around during your next visit.)

Case in point: the woman owner of Senina is on the board of directors of the Chicago Chinatown Chamber of Commerce.

I'm taking a trip to Chicago next week and was wondering if there are any suggestions which Amp I should try around Chinatown. Any recommendations would be appreciated. You may pm me if you have any specific name you'd like to pass along.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]My last visit at Violet was similar to yours. I got a crappy rub down which was really nothing more than her applying pressure at various points without moving. On the flip, she motioned for a BJ and I said OK. Then she said "condor, " and I said no. She looked upset, but appeared to agree. Then the negotiations started. She wanted $100, I countered with $80. Again, she looked upset, but agreed but asked for the money up front. I got up and gave it to her. She starts with a handshake, then puts her head between my head and the goods. With no signs of a BJ, and asked "no suck, " and then she asked again for "condor. " I said no, and she continued the HJ. I got up and asked for the money back. She acted as if she didn't understand. Then she appeared to say that she would give me what we had originally agreed upon. At this point, I just wanted to get the hell out of there, so I stood firm and she finally gave me my money back. As I was leaving, I told her I would never return. Whether she understood me or not, I don't know.[/QUOTE]Thats a shame. Most of the reports on this palce have been favorable. I've been dying to try violet. Irving Park Road is proving to useless. Pretty Girls, the School, Body and Soul. Massage Pointe.

They just opened a new one. "Latin Touch". I think its the owners of Elegance. Right near the highway. Someone should TFFT and report, although I'm not optimistic.

Just learned a new word, LBFM, Little Brown Fucking Machine. Did a search on internet and saw a lot. There are a lot of web sites out there.

[QUOTE=Antonio]Had very enjoyable experience with "Monica", Chinese, non-compos in English, nice rack, cute face, about 30. Gave good massage plus excellent arousal and finish, showed real technique--seemed happy to be tipped .3[/QUOTE]

Decided to check out Harvest for the second time after reading this post - and seeing an ad on CL. Ad spelled her name as "Mernica" - and the ad also indicated that she's a model on the side. Well, showed up and "Mernica" looked older than the reported 30. And of course, nothing like the photos in the ad (which were obviously stock photos...one even had a watermark). I'd say about 40. The "nice rack" was accurate.

Anyways, table show was good. A lot of attention to my boys. Massage was excellent. Very relaxing - and would have been great even in a legit spot. On the flip, she went right to business with a HJ - with NO negotiating or hesitation. I roamed on her chest, and she quickly took off her shirt (again, no negotiations). Hadn't had that in a while. Upon release, she finished the massage for the remaining 15 minutes or so. Even when I finished, she didn't ask for a tip. Threw her .40 on my way out - and she was very happy to receive it. She even insisted on putting my shoes back on and tying them up.

I'd go back. I was a little disappointed, expecting someone a bit younger, but her service made up for it.

[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]Decided to check out Harvest for the second time after reading this post - and seeing an ad on CL. Ad spelled her name as "Mernica" - and the ad also indicated that she's a model on the side. Well, showed up and "Mernica" looked older than the reported 30. And of course, nothing like the photos in the ad (which were obviously stock photos...one even had a watermark). I'd say about 40. The "nice rack" was accurate.

Anyways, table show was good. A lot of attention to my boys. Massage was excellent. Very relaxing - and would have been great even in a legit spot. On the flip, she went right to business with a HJ - with NO negotiating or hesitation. I roamed on her chest, and she quickly took off her shirt (again, no negotiations). Hadn't had that in a while. Upon release, she finished the massage for the remaining 15 minutes or so. Even when I finished, she didn't ask for a tip. Threw her .40 on my way out - and she was very happy to receive it. She even insisted on putting my shoes back on and tying them up.

I'd go back. I was a little disappointed, expecting someone a bit younger, but her service made up for it.[/QUOTE]Monica might be 40. I won’t argue that, but she looks 30. She gave me one of the most pleasant massages I’ve had recently, although I am not all that experienced. It’s nice to be with a good looking woman who just arrived from a place where the mentality is not so different from America in, say, 1958, or earlier. She didn’t negotiate, so I tipped her 40. Seemed fair from what I’ve read here.

I’ll tell you though. I thought I should have left more. She wasn’t out to rip me off in any way, and she just arrived here. She needs the money. I flat out refuse to buy Streetwise from anyone, no matter how polite, but I don’t hesitate to lay a few extra dollars on the working poor wherever I find them. So why not her? I don’t know. Maybe because I’ve been following this forum and feel like I owe you guys. I don’t want to run up prices. But I’ll tell you what, once I gave a cabbie a 20 dollar tip on a 5 dollar fare, just because he needed the 20 more than I did, and never regretted it.

Monika is a nice girl.

Stopped by today because I was in the mood for a simple cheap rub. That's what I got. 30 min is only .35 and they don't charge the extra 5 for shower anymore. Massage was pretty good by 40 something non looker. Finish not too bad with play above the waist. Tip was not discussed; I was there for 45 min and she was happy with .4.

No disputing the high level of service, at all! I'm guess I'm looking more for the level of talent I used to see back at the old Peking in East Chicago (oh, memories!). Or even those spots I used to frequent down in Dallas (where the spinners answer the door in micro bikini's). Those girls all actually looked like the stock photos. I know, wishful thinking in Chicago, eh? On the the Chicago Scale, Monica is probably an 8 in looks. And it's hard to find a good balance of excellent service (like Monica's) and model looks in Chicago anyway. Peking was pretty darn close though.

[QUOTE=Paleface]Monica might be 40. I won’t argue that, but she looks 30. She gave me one of the most pleasant massages I’ve had recently, although I am not all that experienced. It’s nice to be with a good looking woman who just arrived from a place where the mentality is not so different from America in, say, 1958, or earlier. She didn’t negotiate, so I tipped her 40. Seemed fair from what I’ve read here.

I’ll tell you though. I thought I should have left more. She wasn’t out to rip me off in any way, and she just arrived here. She needs the money. I flat out refuse to buy Streetwise from anyone, no matter how polite, but I don’t hesitate to lay a few extra dollars on the working poor wherever I find them. So why not her? I don’t know. Maybe because I’ve been following this forum and feel like I owe you guys. I don’t want to run up prices. But I’ll tell you what, once I gave a cabbie a 20 dollar tip on a 5 dollar fare, just because he needed the 20 more than I did, and never regretted it.

Monika is a nice girl.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paleface]Just learned a new word, LBFM, Little Brown Fucking Machine. Did a search on internet and saw a lot. There are a lot of web sites out there.[/QUOTE]OK, so you found these sites. What does that have to do with Massage Parlors in Chicago. Anything to add that is relevant?

[QUOTE=Chitownbjg]OK, so you found these sites. What does that have to do with Massage Parlors in Chicago. Anything to add that is relevant?[/QUOTE]Relax, man. It has everything to do with Chicago. If you're interested in AMPs here, you're interested in LBFM over there: same girls, different worlds.

Can any of you mongers come up with a conspiracy theory to explain why Chicago area AMPs are overwhelmingly old therapists? If other parts of the country get fresh, juicy fruit, why are we stuck with stinky durian?

I can't believe it is do to hyper-active Federal immigration agents.

Well, maybe with the current economy, more college foreign exchange Far East coeds will be needing some extra cash and join the underground entertainment industry.

I have too much Vitamin V (blue pills), if any senior members, or just... seniors needs some, PM me.

I've have had some more interesting experiences, and I will post reports soon.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]For those having difficulty finding Yellow Rose Spa electronically or geographically, it has a new name and phone --
MAGIC TOUCH Massage Sevices,
702 W. 35th St.,
Chicago, IL 60616
773-254-4933
Hours: 10am to 10:30pm

Usually plenty of free parking. (No meters yet.)
If coming during a Sox game, a parking pass can be obtained from the spa to put in your car window so LE will not ticket/tow.[/QUOTE]


Thanks that totall confused me when I went there a few weeks ago. I walked in about one in the afternoon. One girl working, that was not very attractive. I saw the business cards and other things with Magic Touch on them and got totally confused. I asked her if she was the only one and she said "Yes, you dont like me?" Then she told me another girl come in later. So I went out to check my phone to see if I was in the right place.

I ended up going to Alices on Wentworth. Saw Lisa. I dont know, I like that place for a cheap massage and HJ. always know what Im going to get, and no negotiating.