A Two Parter. You're Welcome!
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Meet Megan and Nikki (not pictured in the ad, apparently they are fighting but can still do double dates together, LOL), You may recognize Nikki as Breanna - 5'11" blonde with fake C cups, long legs and a pretty nice ass. Pretty face, too, if you like blue eyes and slightly more mature ladies (there be wrinkles and bags on this one).
Megan is preggo. I'm talking about to erupt preggo with an ass that seems to also be pregnant. I don't remember her old ads being so out of proportion but that ass is a loveseat filler now. Still, cute face and those extra-full preggo tits. How this girl can get into any position but mish or lay on her side must be some kind of special chair or bed or a shit ton of pillows propped up in as support devices.
I've not had a dream with her but I imagine it's probably not too awful. Even if the head is awful, it's kinda hot to bang a chick that's about to pop.
Now, Nikki, Breanna (Last name known but won't post here) - find her on Facebook. She's obvious. I think there are other posts about her, maybe even one about the time I contacted her and she dicked around for three hours having "dinner with her girlfriend" before I finally told her to fuck off and the date was cancelled. Hey, I like tall women, taller than me and her boobs, even though fake, look pretty damn perfect and natural in a black fishnet body stocking in her ad.
So, I contact Breanna W at 3:17 AM, we've talked before, back in August and she apparently keeps good records. At 3:45 I get a reply and she's up for a date. She's doing laundry or something and gets back to me about 15 minutes later, roughly 4 AM, letting me know she needs a shower. Of course, my perverted, silly ass asks for a shower pic and I get back a giggle. She wants to know how long we're going to hangout. At 4:15 we're still exchanging texts and there's a real good vibe. She seems fun and intelligent. I'm digging it, but shouldn't she be getting in the shower? Now I'm told she has to wait for the date until laundry is done. Sometime around 5 AM. Hmmm. Now I've pissed away an hour and 45 minutes and I've got to check in to work at 7 AM. It's either going to be a short date or a day off. She lets me know about 4:30 that she performs better when she partakes of particular party favors and asks for an advance of $100 to gather supplies. She's less than a mile from me so I send her the money, with her word that "I swear I'm a woman of my word. I'm not like the rest these women out here. Most are shitbags but I promise you I am not" - Holy fucking hell. How many times have I heard this same bullshit only to discover she's likely worse than the rest. "I promise on my daughter that it'll be ok". Well, that sounds serious. "If you want you can drive with my guy and go get it with him and you'll see I'm not going to fuck you over. " "Do you drive? We can go get it together, it's only about 12 minutes from here and then the party can begin. " She's going to get it lined up, get in the shower and finish her laundry. At 5:20, fuck now we're already two hours in, I get a message that we should head to this dude's house in 20 minutes. I make a very serious point of saying this date's going to have to wait until tonight because we're going to be running to get her enhancers until after 6. She's pushing to have a good time this morning and I'm into the vibe so maybe I start work a little late. I pull up to her hotel at 5:43 and wait. And wait. And wait. And at 5:51 I finally message "come on or I'm leaving". She's in the car seconds later. Wait. It's not over. Standby, the serious bullshit is about to kick off.
I am legitimately having a great time talking with her, she's flirty, sexy. Whips out a boob to have me see how they feel. And we're laughing and the vibe is great.
We arrive at party supply headquarters at roughly 6:30. She gets out, goes to do whatever it is she needs to do. Comes back to the vehicle and says its a no-go. I'm ready to end it right then and there but she says "I'll send the money back to you and I'll give you some road head. " Ok, she must be somewhat reliable if she's offering to give me the money back, right? So, I don't end the date right then and there. She suggests we go by and see her other dude that she knows is gtg. Off we go. For another fucking 30 min ride. We have more fun on the ride although I'm a lot more anxious and guarded about what's around the next corner. We arrive at party supply warehouse #2 and she heads up to the guy's apartment. Fifteen minutes go by, then 20, then 25, the whole time I'm texting her to get her ass in gear and she comes back down and tells me that her phone died and it's charging so she can CashApp the guy his money. It doesn't take 25 minutes for a phone to charge enough to run CashApp- this ***** thinks I'm some kind of idiot. Ten minutes later, she's down with purse in hand, cursing. The dude's girlfriend "stole" some goodies from her and he didn't have enough to cover what she stole. OK, then you shouldn't have paid him, or paid him the full amount, right? Of course not, this stupid ho got ripped and now it's 8 AM and I'm late for work and there's not a chance in hell this ***** is telling the truth or I am getting any ass. I should have collected on the road head! We leave, head back to my room, hang out while I login to work and start doing what I'm paid to do. I tell her she needs to get her shit together if she wants an actual paid date with me later that afternoon. She says she'll be back in an hour and she'll lay around in my room naked playing with herself. I can live with that! She heads back to her hotel and an hour goes by, then 2, then 3 and I'm texting the entire time, getting more and more irate and explicit. Then I get a text back from her "pimp / bg" about how she is an upstanding girl, this was a big collection of unfortunate events and she will square it up. At 11:30 AM she replies that it's all good and she'll text me in the next 15-20 minutes. At noon, she's supposedly on her way over. At 2:48 PM, another text from the pimp. Fuck this. I'm getting ready to kill a mother fucker and his *****.
There has been zero resolution and this all occurred 4 days ago. She's about to feel how effective a software engineer's wrath can be. Yep, I know how to scrap a Skip account and a Mega account. They have very little security measures in place. Oh, and did I mention that my dashcam records in the cabin? Every word, every address, GPS coords and all are on record. Perhaps I'll share them with everyone and I mean EVERYONE.
She proved how she's different from the rest, right? Same shit, different ho.
Rich.
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[QUOTE=Rich980;7420024][URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/89819535[/URL]
Now, Nikki, Breanna (Last name known but won't post here) - find her on Facebook. She's obvious. I think there are other posts about her, maybe even one about the time I contacted her and she dicked around for three hours having "dinner with her girlfriend" before I finally told her to fuck off and the date was cancelled. Hey, I like tall women, taller than me and her boobs, even though fake, look pretty damn perfect and natural in a black fishnet body stocking in her ad.
So, I contact Breanna W at 3:17 AM, we've talked before, back in August and she apparently keeps good records. At 3:45 I get a reply and she's up for a date. She's doing laundry or something and gets back to me about 15 minutes later, roughly 4 AM, letting me know she needs a shower. Of course, my perverted, silly ass asks for a shower pic and I get back a giggle. She wants to know how long we're going to hangout. At 4:15 we're still exchanging texts and there's a real good vibe. She seems fun and intelligent. I'm digging it, but shouldn't she be getting in the shower? Now I'm told she has to wait for the date until laundry is done. Sometime around 5 AM. Hmmm. Now I've pissed away an hour and 45 minutes and I've got to check in to work at 7 AM. It's either going to be a short date or a day off. She lets me know about 4:30 that she performs better when she partakes of particular party favors and asks for an advance of $100 to gather supplies. She's less than a mile from me so I send her the money, with her word that "I swear I'm a woman of my word. I'm not like the rest these women out here. Most are shitbags but I promise you I am not" - Holy fucking hell. How many times have I heard this same bullshit only to discover she's likely worse than the rest. "I promise on my daughter that it'll be ok". Well, that sounds serious. "If you want you can drive with my guy and go get it with him and you'll see I'm not going to fuck you over. " "Do you drive? We can go get it together, it's only about 12 minutes from here and then the party can begin. " She's going to get it lined up, get in the shower and finish her laundry. At 5:20, fuck now we're already two hours in, I get a message that we should head to this dude's house in 20 minutes. I make a very serious point of saying this date's going to have to wait until tonight because we're going to be running to get her enhancers until after 6. She's pushing to have a good time this morning and I'm into the vibe so maybe I start work a little late. I pull up to her hotel at 5:43 and wait. And wait. And wait. And at 5:51 I finally message "come on or I'm leaving". She's in the car seconds later. Wait. It's not over. Standby, the serious bullshit is about to kick off.
I am legitimately having a great time talking with her, she's flirty, sexy. Whips out a boob to have me see how they feel. And we're laughing and the vibe is great.
We arrive at party supply headquarters at roughly 6:30. She gets out, goes to do whatever it is she needs to do. Comes back to the vehicle and says its a no-go. I'm ready to end it right then and there but she says "I'll send the money back to you and I'll give you some road head. " Ok, she must be somewhat reliable if she's offering to give me the money back, right? So, I don't end the date right then and there. She suggests we go by and see her other dude that she knows is gtg. Off we go. For another fucking 30 min ride. We have more fun on the ride although I'm a lot more anxious and guarded about what's around the next corner. We arrive at party supply warehouse #2 and she heads up to the guy's apartment. Fifteen minutes go by, then 20, then 25, the whole time I'm texting her to get her ass in gear and she comes back down and tells me that her phone died and it's charging so she can CashApp the guy his money. It doesn't take 25 minutes for a phone to charge enough to run CashApp- this ***** thinks I'm some kind of idiot. Ten minutes later, she's down with purse in hand, cursing. The dude's girlfriend "stole" some goodies from her and he didn't have enough to cover what she stole. OK, then you shouldn't have paid him, or paid him the full amount, right? Of course not, this stupid ho got ripped and now it's 8 AM and I'm late for work and there's not a chance in hell this ***** is telling the truth or I am getting any ass. I should have collected on the road head! We leave, head back to my room, hang out while I login to work and start doing what I'm paid to do. I tell her she needs to get her shit together if she wants an actual paid date with me later that afternoon. She says she'll be back in an hour and she'll lay around in my room naked playing with herself. I can live with that! She heads back to her hotel and an hour goes by, then 2, then 3 and I'm texting the entire time, getting more and more irate and explicit. Then I get a text back from her "pimp / bg" about how she is an upstanding girl, this was a big collection of unfortunate events and she will square it up. At 11:30 AM she replies that it's all good and she'll text me in the next 15-20 minutes. At noon, she's supposedly on her way over. At 2:48 PM, another text from the pimp. Fuck this. I'm getting ready to kill a mother fucker and his *****.
There has been zero resolution and this all occurred 4 days ago. She's about to feel how effective a software engineer's wrath can be. Yep, I know how to scrap a Skip account and a Mega account. They have very little security measures in place. Oh, and did I mention that my dashcam records in the cabin? Every word, every address, GPS coords and all are on record. Perhaps I'll share them with everyone and I mean EVERYONE.
She proved how she's different from the rest, right? Same shit, different ho.
Rich.[/QUOTE]See. Kinda cute. Nice body. Total twat.