Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DrtHackery808;6214297]I agree and keeping the price low leads to an older provider inventory. I hate that people think this hobby can't charge more as the $$ has been in effect since (at least) the late '90's. Been at this since then, no increase but the quality went off the cliff. I have no problem paying more if it leads to better providers age and looks. Honolulu has Guam level providers.[/QUOTE]A good portion of the guys on here are probably 50-100 years old so being with a 50-100 year old lady is okay with them.

[QUOTE=TrialnError;6214486]A good portion of the guys on here are probably 50-100 years old so being with a 50-100 year old lady is okay with them.[/QUOTE]Too funny! I think you nailed it.

[QUOTE=TorontoCA;6214437]You'd be surprised at how low these young women will go. Then to read that some of you tip on top of that?? Some of these guys think by paying more they'll receive some type of loyalty or exclusiveness. The woman you just dfk just had 5 botos nut in it before you. SMH, think about that the next time you negotiate.[/QUOTE]Some guys probably like the extra flavor when they dfk.

[QUOTE=Shibiko;6214505]Too funny! I think you nailed it.[/QUOTE]1. Go to the gym everyday.

2. Eat Healthy.

3. Build Bank account.

4. Be kind to the females even if they are sometimes not kind to us.

5. This is in regards to #4, if you are decent looking and have a good build, or up's your chance of being treated better.

You know this.. We prefer the hotter girls right?

I'm 30, I go to the gym almost daily to stay healthy and look good. When I show up for a massage or a parlor, they are just so surprised when they open the door. They are even more surprised when I take my shirt off. I can tell they get giddy and happy. It's like I'm doing them a favor. This allows me to get away with more, because they get into it if you know what I mean.

I don't say all this to brag and boast. I say it so we can genuinely be better for ourselves. It feels amazing to be fit and healthy. Going to the gym can be hard, but with consistency and commitment, you'll be thanking yourself later.

[QUOTE=DrtHackery808;6214297]I agree and keeping the price low leads to an older provider inventory. I hate that people think this hobby can't charge more as the $$ has been in effect since (at least) the late '90's. Been at this since then, no increase but the quality went off the cliff. I have no problem paying more if it leads to better providers age and looks. Honolulu has Guam level providers.[/QUOTE]Everyone wants a better price on things.

I would have a hard time believing you're lobbying higher gas prices for better quality gasoline.

Most on these forums enjoy this hobby 2 or 3 times a month at tops $200 every session.

Minimum once a month.

If prices are higher.

You got to have a proven winner.

Even $300 a session I hear complaints and end up paying only half.

Most Asians don't give a good BJ.

Complaints are too much teeth.

Going in $300 leaving paying $150.


90% of these massage or amp providers are from Guam

All these women were married to retired US military

I'm under 45 years old

I go into a massage place

Get a provider hoping to marry and settle down

I get a good share of freebies with various massage girls

Go figure what's going on

[QUOTE=TorontoCA;6214437]You'd be surprised at how low these young women will go. Then to read that some of you tip on top of that?? Some of these guys think by paying more they'll receive some type of loyalty or exclusiveness. The woman you just dfk just had 5 botos nut in it before you. SMH, think about that the next time you negotiate.[/QUOTE]I don't DFK but yeah, I get your point. I rather keep them happy and coming back than have them not have a good time. It's a hobby that you get what you put into it. I'm sure there's a million good stories but none of them start or end with an unhappy provider. Pay to play is name of game, if you going to be cheap, stay home, let the big dogs have the fun.

[QUOTE=Licentious;6215699]Everyone wants a better price on things.

I would have a hard time believing you're lobbying higher gas prices for better quality gasoline.

Most on these forums enjoy this hobby 2 or 3 times a month at tops $200 every session.

Minimum once a month.

If prices are higher.

You got to have a proven winner.

Even $300 a session I hear complaints and end up paying only half.

Most Asians don't give a good BJ.

Complaints are too much teeth.

Going in $300 leaving paying $150.[/QUOTE]With your gas analogy, that's a needed commodity vs a luxury (MP). I've never met a provider from Guam here. So, no again. Asians bad service? Where are you going? Bra, you making me laugh. Don't understand logic of finding a provider to settle down with, not my thing and majority of folks here. You are being disingenuous if you are claiming freebies with young hot providers. Old providers? Sure.

[QUOTE=SamFisher808;6215603]1. Go to the gym everyday.

2. Eat Healthy.

3. Build Bank account.

4. Be kind to the females even if they are sometimes not kind to us.

5. This is in regards to #4, if you are decent looking and have a good build, or up's your chance of being treated better.

You know this.. We prefer the hotter girls right?

I'm 30, I go to the gym almost daily to stay healthy and look good. When I show up for a massage or a parlor, they are just so surprised when they open the door. They are even more surprised when I take my shirt off. I can tell they get giddy and happy. It's like I'm doing them a favor. This allows me to get away with more, because they get into it if you know what I mean.

I don't say all this to brag and boast. I say it so we can genuinely be better for ourselves. It feels amazing to be fit and healthy. Going to the gym can be hard, but with consistency and commitment, you'll be thanking yourself later.[/QUOTE]Brah! Too funny. I think TrainError was joking around for laughs. Made me laugh. 😂 in the end you still paying? Who's favoring who? Relax and enjoy youngin!

[QUOTE=TrialnError;6214486]A good portion of the guys on here are probably 50-100 years old so being with a 50-100 year old lady is okay with them.[/QUOTE]I think more like between 50-70 yo. I like see a 100 yo taken to MP by wheelchair by his care taker. That would be quite a sight.

Bro, who you trying to kid? 99.99% of providers don't give a duck about you your looks build when it comes to services. They just happy they not fucking another older gentleman with a fucking huge mother fucking belly, wrinkles all over and look like ass.

Good looking guys with sexy bodies rarely ever go to these places. Maybe now there are a little more but bro, they pick up girls on the outside and fuck them and pau. I had providers tell me good looking man, oh sexy, people like me don't come here to these places and guess what, they all care about $$ the more the merrier. One provider I went out with and that was it. Another provider said, I don't care how sexy you are, how good looking you are I still take your money and now she has raised her prices even higher.

Bro, it's all about the $$.

You may get better DFK, and an extra 5-10 minutes and a friendlier provider but not really. Go in fuck and be gone. They not trying to make friends.

[QUOTE=Ck813;6216806]Bro, who you trying to kid? 99.99% of providers don't give a duck about you your looks build when it comes to services. They just happy they not fucking another older gentleman with a fucking huge mother fucking belly, wrinkles all over and look like ass.

Good looking guys with sexy bodies rarely ever go to these places. Maybe now there are a little more but bro, they pick up girls on the outside and fuck them and pau. I had providers tell me good looking man, oh sexy, people like me don't come here to these places and guess what, they all care about $$ the more the merrier. One provider I went out with and that was it. Another provider said, I don't care how sexy you are, how good looking you are I still take your money and now she has raised her prices even higher.

Bro, it's all about the $$.

You may get better DFK, and an extra 5-10 minutes and a friendlier provider but not really. Go in fuck and be gone. They not trying to make friends.[/QUOTE]I quote Metallica "Sad but true".

[QUOTE=Ck813;6216806]Bro, who you trying to kid? 99.99% of providers don't give a duck about you your looks build when it comes to services. They just happy they not fucking another older gentleman with a fucking huge mother fucking belly, wrinkles all over and look like ass.

Good looking guys with sexy bodies rarely ever go to these places. Maybe now there are a little more but bro, they pick up girls on the outside and fuck them and pau. I had providers tell me good looking man, oh sexy, people like me don't come here to these places and guess what, they all care about $$ the more the merrier. One provider I went out with and that was it. Another provider said, I don't care how sexy you are, how good looking you are I still take your money and now she has raised her prices even higher.

Bro, it's all about the $$.

You may get better DFK, and an extra 5-10 minutes and a friendlier provider but not really. Go in fuck and be gone. They not trying to make friends.[/QUOTE]Cool bro. I agree with you for the most part. That may be most of everyone else's experiences but I've made friends with a couple of the providers and some of them text me to come in, and they only charge me the house visitor fee, fiddy bucks! Because they want to see me again. I keep the best possible relationships with them via text. I honestly rather not waste my time outside picking up girls. It can be so much damn work. I have chicks on the side but it's nice to get a good massage and some FS action without all the games that come with picking up chicks.

I am.

[QUOTE=Ck813;6216806]Bro, who you trying to kid? 99.99% of providers don't give a duck about you your looks build when it comes to services. They just happy they not fucking another older gentleman with a fucking huge mother fucking belly, wrinkles all over and look like ass.

Good looking guys with sexy bodies rarely ever go to these places. Maybe now there are a little more but bro, they pick up girls on the outside and fuck them and pau. I had providers tell me good looking man, oh sexy, people like me don't come here to these places and guess what, they all care about $$ the more the merrier. One provider I went out with and that was it. Another provider said, I don't care how sexy you are, how good looking you are I still take your money and now she has raised her prices even higher.

Bro, it's all about the $$.

You may get better DFK, and an extra 5-10 minutes and a friendlier provider but not really. Go in fuck and be gone. They not trying to make friends.[/QUOTE]He's not wrong. You'd be surprised at how many providers who receive lackluster reviews here give wonderful service. Or ones that only give HE but has given up FS.

Money is most important but if you're attractive, young and nice to them you do tend to get further than most. Even though it's work, it's real life. Looks do matter up to a certain point. I maintain a good rapport with a few of them and honestly it's good to have a rotating group to go to for either a good massage and / or FS. Some of us already in a relationship, can't be bringing regular girls to f*ck you know? Kinda the meaning of ymmw.

[QUOTE=YoungMonger808;6217239]He's not wrong. You'd be surprised at how many providers who receive lackluster reviews here give wonderful service. Or ones that only give HE but has given up FS.

Money is most important but if you're attractive, young and nice to them you do tend to get further than most. Even though it's work, it's real life. Looks do matter up to a certain point. I maintain a good rapport with a few of them and honestly it's good to have a rotating group to go to for either a good massage and / or FS. Some of us already in a relationship, can't be bringing regular girls to f*ck you know? Kinda the meaning of ymmw.[/QUOTE]I've been fortunate to have gotten close enough to a few top girls to see them outside of work. When I ask them personal questions their answers are pretty much the same. They've all been in relationships where the sex wasn't great, and they have trust issues. They've seen it happen to many times where girl quits work to have a relationship, only to be left hung out to dry later. If your going to commit to one of these girls temporarily have a heart, don't do it!

No one's asking to pay more for the lower tier, but don't we pay more for premium gas? I will pay more for the young ones. I get MILFS for free.

[QUOTE=Licentious;6215699]Everyone wants a better price on things.

I would have a hard time believing you're lobbying higher gas prices for better quality gasoline.

Most on these forums enjoy this hobby 2 or 3 times a month at tops $200 every session.

Minimum once a month.

If prices are higher.

You got to have a proven winner.

Even $300 a session I hear complaints and end up paying only half.

Most Asians don't give a good BJ.

Complaints are too much teeth.

Going in $300 leaving paying $150.


90% of these massage or amp providers are from Guam

All these women were married to retired US military

I'm under 45 years old

I go into a massage place

Get a provider hoping to marry and settle down

I get a good share of freebies with various massage girls

Go figure what's going on[/QUOTE]