Massage Parlor Reports

I am a big tipper to anybody in the service industry. Especially to breakfast waitresses, bartenders, and hotel maids. For her, I thought she did an outstanding job. She gave me a full hour of hard work. The normal price is $60, which the girls usually split with the house 50/50 or 60/40. I paid $40, Which means she only got $20-25 from the house for the massage. I was making up the difference. I was prepared to keep the money in my pocket if it was bad. I said I was covered meaning my butt and crotch were covered with a towel. I was not draped and wrapped. I have had those and they are usually from recent massage school graduates. You are right; it is my money. I will choose how I spend it.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat;1545640]I am a big tipper to anybody in the service industry. Especially to breakfast waitresses, bartenders, and hotel maids. For her, I thought she did an outstanding job. She gave me a full hour of hard work. The normal price is $60, which the girls usually split with the house 50/50 or 60/40. I paid $40, Which means she only got $20-25 from the house for the massage. I was making up the difference. I was prepared to keep the money in my pocket if it was bad. I said I was covered meaning my butt and crotch were covered with a towel. I was not draped and wrapped. I have had those and they are usually from recent massage school graduates. You are right; it is my money. I will choose how I spend it.[/QUOTE]I for one would have tip the same. I have been to plenty and if they are real good you should tip them right. Also if you tip good they remember you and from experience one who never have done this decided that because I was hard she would give me HJ with her eyes close and was I really feeling on her. So I tip a little more now she has had appointment and have made then wait so she can take care of me. This last time I was able to suck on her tits and yes still with her eyes close. Money really talks without saying a word.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1538771]I called for pricing info yesterday. $45 for 1/2 hour, $65 for 1 hour. If you want TS add $10. I passed after hearing that; didn't want to overpay for something unproven.[/QUOTE]I swung by today after just having a good rub and tug elsewhere. Couple of older ladies running the place, probably about 50. One running the counter and the other in the back. I went ahead and got a massage and it was an ok massage but not noteworthy for the rub. I'm sure you can get a release here and she pretty much did everything a provider would do to show she was game but I wasn't interested. Steer clear unless you're into older Asian ladies.

A little confused. Which place are you talking about?

[QUOTE=Smith1490;1546475]I swung by today after just having a good rub and tug elsewhere. Couple of older ladies running the place, probably about 50. One running the counter and the other in the back. I went ahead and got a massage and it was an ok massage but not noteworthy for the rub. I'm sure you can get a release here and she pretty much did everything a provider would do to show she was game but I wasn't interested. Steer clear unless you're into older Asian ladies.[/QUOTE]

"The problem here is that men are known to tell tall tales about sex. Review board postings are often the same as what one finds on Literotica. Every man's private parts are 8 inches. Every woman just throws herself at every man when he drops his pants." Quote from Gus Hogan on 9/15/12.

This is not always true. I, for example, have a private part that exceeds 13 inches, so I don't have to use "puffery" to describe how the ladies absolutely love me when I show up. In fact, they bid roses to pay for the the privilege of my company. Probably because I give them multiple pops, at least 7 or 8, every time. They love me for my dashing good looks and witty personality. The name of Vazooli is legendary throughout the Midwest and East Coast.

I do not have to "dream" the life, I live the dream!

-Vazooli

I'd hate to hear how humble you are when describing an encounter. You shy stud LOL!

[QUOTE=Vazooli; 1546657]"The problem here is that men are known to tell tall tales about sex. Review board postings are often the same as what one finds on Literotica. Every man's private parts are 8 inches. Every woman just throws herself at every man when he drops his pants." Quote from Gus Hogan on 9/15/12.

This is not always true. I, for example, have a private part that exceeds 13 inches, so I don't have to use "puffery" to describe how the ladies absolutely love me when I show up. In fact, they bid roses to pay for the the privilege of my company. Probably because I give them multiple pops, at least 7 or 8, every time. They love me for my dashing good looks and witty personality. The name of Vazooli is legendary throughout the Midwest and East Coast.

I do not have to "dream" the life, I live the dream!

-Vazooli[/QUOTE]

Thanks for not telling the fact that you pay nothing and have a homemade meal waiting when your done. House wants nothing because you make the girls want to stay and the girls just are amazed.

First time post. Dreamt I had a message from Jessie on North & Western. Jessie has a great personality and was super nice. *

Message was topless, yoga pants do not come off. HJ was included with a 1. 6 total. It was my 1st experience with a body rub, pics are fake, lite touching was ok. My only disappointment was that I'm an ass man. I called the # based on those pics. I will probably repeat but I might want to try other providers first to compare. *

Oh, I agree with the posters who think that posts on this board are not likely to lead to an investigation of the poster and charges in the usual turn of events. First, law enforcement is likely to use this site for intelligence and probably would prefer that the posting is active so it can keep its fingers on the pulse of what's going on; a direct prosecution leading from a post here would dry it up, and heck, in their thinking it's low-level stuff in the context of a very big city, anyway, and that kind of a prosecution would be meaningless. Vice aside for a moment, the focus of the detectives usually isn't on misdemeanors unless it can lead them to felonies, and that's the trouble. Information posted here can be used as leverage to get a reluctant poster, perhaps a married poster, to cooperate in a broader investigation or an investigation more serious than low level prostitution, especially when it tracks with those ATM withdrawals, I-Pass toll events, and cellphone and text records. Tools that they would use if they had a felony investigation that they cared about. You'd be amazed at the very wide variety of crimes that lead to subpoenas of online posting activity. The connection may be quite tangential. But the potential of life changing embarrassment and the threat of prosecution is always there. Compromising customers has always been part of vice enforcement here and it always will be. My only point is that there is no real anonymity here, for anyone in law enforcement who cares to scratch the surface. And that can lead to unpredictable intrusions into a poster's life, and every once in a blue moon, to some very serious consequences for some posters. Some posts here are in the category of people who put a noose around their necks because they know the odds are slim that any trapdoor will be pulled. And the odds are low. But it's a delusion not to recognize the position you put yourself into and the potential of catastrophic results that may ensue if the long blue arm of the law gets interested in the poster.

First time post. Dreamt I had a message from Jessie on North & Western. Jessie has a great personality and was super nice. *

Message was topless, yoga pants do not come off. HJ was included with a 1. 6 total. It was my 1st experience with a body rub, pics are fake, lite touching was ok. My only disappointment was that I'm an ass man. I called the # based on those pics. I will probably repeat but I might want to try other providers first to compare. *

It's been a while since I had a dream. Well because I don't sleep much. Haha. But anyway. Had some Disappointments in the past several months or so. So I decided to give my reliable LMP a go. Since I have not been there in over a year. I seen Yese, She was very cute and I was surprise at a pretty good massage. It actually sent chills down my spine. Well It was also 60 degrees in that room, haha. Standard Tantra finish. Total loss was $20. But to be Honest, I went there to see a certain gal that I seen at another place. I seen her once at another spot and the next time I tried to set a appointment up with her. She was POOF Gone! Because she actually loved doing her work. For more details about her. (seniors only) But she was occupied at the time. I will repeat. Might be my fav LMP spot for a while until I find something better. But I told them they need to turn the Air condition off. Haha. Goodness.

Happy and safe Hunting!

Folks, lets stop with the twaddle and remember what Jackson always says:

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

God help you if the pervert who sees a provider right after you rapes or kills her. After that, all bets are off.

[QUOTE=XXXlaw;1547189]Oh, I agree with the posters who think that posts on this board are not likely to lead to an investigation of the poster and charges in the usual turn of events. First, law enforcement is likely to use this site for intelligence and probably would prefer that the posting is active so it can keep its fingers on the pulse of what's going on; a direct prosecution leading from a post here would dry it up, and heck, in their thinking it's low-level stuff in the context of a very big city, anyway, and that kind of a prosecution would be meaningless. Vice aside for a moment, the focus of the detectives usually isn't on misdemeanors unless it can lead them to felonies, and that's the trouble. Information posted here can be used as leverage to get a reluctant poster, perhaps a married poster, to cooperate in a broader investigation or an investigation more serious than low level prostitution, especially when it tracks with those ATM withdrawals, I-Pass toll events, and cellphone and text records. Tools that they would use if they had a felony investigation that they cared about. You'd be amazed at the very wide variety of crimes that lead to subpoenas of online posting activity. The connection may be quite tangential. But the potential of life changing embarrassment and the threat of prosecution is always there. Compromising customers has always been part of vice enforcement here and it always will be. My only point is that there is no real anonymity here, for anyone in law enforcement who cares to scratch the surface. And that can lead to unpredictable intrusions into a poster's life, and every once in a blue moon, to some very serious consequences for some posters. Some posts here are in the category of people who put a noose around their necks because they know the odds are slim that any trapdoor will be pulled. And the odds are low. But it's a delusion not to recognize the position you put yourself into and the potential of catastrophic results that may ensue if the long blue arm of the law gets interested in the poster.[/QUOTE]

First I went to the unwind spa and it is true that they are old ladys and I passed. Then I drive over to the one recommend by 36st and it's kinda hard to find especially with the construction around. She did said only massage so maybe next time when I only need a massage because the rate is very good.

Then I went finally back to my normal AMP and meet a new provider (my normal one was all book up and I can't wait another hour to see her) so kelly is really good on the massage and the attitude is nice also. I will repeat with her now. Total damage $.60 (included door fee) I am happy.

[QUOTE=ChezBone;1546576]A little confused. Which place are you talking about?[/QUOTE]Was responding to a message in this chain.

[QUOTE=OPIllini; 1537641][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/3253928911.html[/url]

Noticed a new AMP today on CL near Wrigleyville. Anyone check it out yet? If not I may have to TOFTT[/QUOTE]

After a long hot day walking around town I decided to escape for some relaxation. Quick search and found this joint. House fee is about right and the service fits the bill. Requested a hard deep tissue massage and she did a wonderful job on my sore feet from walking all day. Not a mention of extras but I got one anyways and ultimately left satisfied with her efforts. Certainly worth a revisit.

[QUOTE=SgtPerv;1546696]Thanks for not telling the fact that you pay nothing and have a homemade meal waiting when your done. House wants nothing because you make the girls want to stay and the girls just are amazed.[/QUOTE]How did you find this out? Yes, the ladies are nice to me and some of the Chinese cooking is top notch. I don't like the kim chee very much, though. Way too much garlic and too sour.

-Vazooli

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i-relieve-your-pain-22/9526677[/url]

I called up the number from the backpage ad thinking it was a woman working out of her apartment or incall location, but it turned out to be more of an MP. Then when I got there, it was the same place I had seen the Puerto Rican wh*re I reported on earlier. Unmarked door, no sign, going into a garden level area with a few rooms. I only saw Lilly, but heard other people come and go. The rooms are fine, but nothing fancy.

Paid the $60 massage fee, go undressed and on the table. She came back in and began the massage. It was very nice, she used a nice, light, girl-friend like touch, but did all the things a therapist would do. So, the result was that it was both erotic and very relaxing.

On the flip, she asked if I wanted more, I said yes, a blowjob, and she got out a condom and went to work. Again, very erotic, light kisses on my legs, groin, up and down the shaft, before opening wide to take little Bend It in. She alternated between slow and sensual licking with more rigorous up and down. Some nice eye contact. I had removed her blouse and had nice access to her funbags while she was going at it.

I asked her if she fucked and she said yes. So I got up off the table and helped her remove her skirt, but kept on her very sexy heels. We necked some, lfk, some gentle caressing of her pussy through her panties. She nibbled on my ear while I found her clit and worked on her for a few minutes. Then I pulled her panties down and picked her up and laid her down on the table, on her back. She spread her legs and, while I was standing, I put myself inside of her. Her pussy was clean shaven and wet.

I held her ankles and spread her legs in a V shape and began to fuck her. At one point, I put her legs on my shoulders and reached down and grabbed her tits, for leverage, as I increased the speed and intensity of the plowing I was giving her. She was remarkably vocal for a not entirely private situation and seemed to be getting into it, started to rub her clit and got off twice. Whether for real or for my benefit. It was a good, hard pounding. Just what I needed. His went on for about 15 minutes before I unloaded in the condom.

After I pulled out and took off the condom, I helped her to her feet. She was more affectionate now than she had been earlier. She wrapped her arms around me, did some more LFK, nibbled my neck, etc. And told me that was nice. Helped me clean up and get dressed.

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.

I had read that they were closed, but I saw reports of activity and needed to scratch an itch. I went there last weekend, met someone I hadn't had before (and whose name I can't remember, sorry) , and had the same experience as usual. Solid and reliable but not spectacular. Left 2 Jacksons as tip for the hour. Temperature in the shower is messed up though; wouldn't want to go on a cold day until it's fixed!

[QUOTE=Bend It; 1548743][url]

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.[/QUOTE]This poor girl. She is either going to be overwhelmed with calls, exhausted from servicing so many customers, or get booted because all the other girls are jealous of the attention. Your most important statement there is "YMMV". You may have caught her on a good day, she may have found you attractive, or maybe thats the way she treats everyone. You know someone is going to see her and not get the same treatment and write a bad review. Congrats though, sounds like a great time! I have had experiences like that, and I am always torn whether to write a review and spread the good news, or keep it to myself and share with trusted friends.

New Member but long time participant and lurker of the board. Much thanks to all for the helpful info. I have been trying to get logged in and approved for a while now but I felt this needed to get out there for you guys to be careful. I was with an asian provider whom I had been quite friendly with both as a client and out of the "office" with and while during our session she gets this call saying one of the girls in her agency had been nabbed. She tells me the client asked her to freshen up prior to the session and while in the bathroom he goes opens the door to let LEO and INS buddies in to arrest her. This scared the bajeezes out of me as most of these girls double up with roommates and on occasion I have been there with. Now I don't know if any of you noticed that the selection on Eros went from 42 down to 28 recently. Now the selection had been steadily growing with the more AMPs I heard being closed and the selection was very high, and then bang. All her friends scrambled get out and hide and I put her up for a few days till she made other arrangements. I have a feeling that Fart the Sheriff was at the bottom of it and the worst part is the agency did little if any background checks. Unfortunately I was told that it went nationwide and the Owner also got pinched. You can't help being doubled up on in these places but wrong place wrong time and you can get very burnt.

Be weary

[QUOTE=Bend It; 1548743][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i-relieve-your-pain-22/9526677[/url]

I called up the number from the backpage ad thinking it was a woman working out of her apartment or incall location, but it turned out to be more of an MP. Then when I got there, it was the same place I had seen the Puerto Rican wh*re I reported on earlier. Unmarked door, no sign, going into a garden level area with a few rooms. I only saw Lilly, but heard other people come and go. The rooms are fine, but nothing fancy.

Paid the $60 massage fee, go undressed and on the table. She came back in and began the massage. It was very nice, she used a nice, light, girl-friend like touch, but did all the things a therapist would do. So, the result was that it was both erotic and very relaxing.

On the flip, she asked if I wanted more, I said yes, a blowjob, and she got out a condom and went to work. Again, very erotic, light kisses on my legs, groin, up and down the shaft, before opening wide to take little Bend It in. She alternated between slow and sensual licking with more rigorous up and down. Some nice eye contact. I had removed her blouse and had nice access to her funbags while she was going at it.

I asked her if she fucked and she said yes. So I got up off the table and helped her remove her skirt, but kept on her very sexy heels. We necked some, lfk, some gentle caressing of her pussy through her panties. She nibbled on my ear while I found her clit and worked on her for a few minutes. Then I pulled her panties down and picked her up and laid her down on the table, on her back. She spread her legs and, while I was standing, I put myself inside of her. Her pussy was clean shaven and wet.

I held her ankles and spread her legs in a V shape and began to fuck her. At one point, I put her legs on my shoulders and reached down and grabbed her tits, for leverage, as I increased the speed and intensity of the plowing I was giving her. She was remarkably vocal for a not entirely private situation and seemed to be getting into it, started to rub her clit and got off twice. Whether for real or for my benefit. It was a good, hard pounding. Just what I needed. His went on for about 15 minutes before I unloaded in the condom.

After I pulled out and took off the condom, I helped her to her feet. She was more affectionate now than she had been earlier. She wrapped her arms around me, did some more LFK, nibbled my neck, etc. And told me that was nice. Helped me clean up and get dressed.

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Benderedundat;1548948]This poor girl. She is either going to be overwhelmed with calls, exhausted from servicing so many customers, or get booted because all the other girls are jealous of the attention. Your most important statement there is "YMMV". You may have caught her on a good day, she may have found you attractive, or maybe thats the way she treats everyone. You know someone is going to see her and not get the same treatment and write a bad review. Congrats though, sounds like a great time! I have had experiences like that, and I am always torn whether to write a review and spread the good news, or keep it to myself and share with trusted friends.[/QUOTE]Yes: great report submitted by 'Bend It' and yes 'Benderedundat' I do suspect her phone will now be blowing up. This reminds me of earlier this year where two ladies got great reviews and then their phones started blowing off the hook. One of the ladies told me she paid off some bills that she did not know she was going to be able to pay. Also after the below ladies phones started blowing up, they then increased their prices.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews/page82[/url] Post 3238

[QUOTE=RodBrass; 1549309]New Member but long time participant and lurker of the board. Much thanks to all for the helpful info. I have been trying to get logged in and approved for a while now but I felt this needed to get out there for you guys to be careful. I was with an asian provider whom I had been quite friendly with both as a client and out of the "office" with and while during our session she gets this call saying one of the girls in her agency had been nabbed. She tells me the client asked her to freshen up prior to the session and while in the bathroom he goes opens the door to let LEO and INS buddies in to arrest her. This scared the bajeezes out of me as most of these girls double up with roommates and on occasion I have been there with. Now I don't know if any of you noticed that the selection on Eros went from 42 down to 28 recently. Now the selection had been steadily growing with the more AMPs I heard being closed and the selection was very high, and then bang. All her friends scrambled get out and hide and I put her up for a few days till she made other arrangements. I have a feeling that Fart the Sheriff was at the bottom of it and the worst part is the agency did little if any background checks. Unfortunately I was told that it went nationwide and the Owner also got pinched. You can't help being doubled up on in these places but wrong place wrong time and you can get very burnt.

Be weary[/QUOTE]Never heard this before? Anyone else got anything to say on this matter? This is a new one on me.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat;1548948]This poor girl. She is either going to be overwhelmed with calls, exhausted from servicing so many customers, or get booted because all the other girls are jealous of the attention. Your most important statement there is "YMMV". You may have caught her on a good day, she may have found you attractive, or maybe thats the way she treats everyone. You know someone is going to see her and not get the same treatment and write a bad review. Congrats though, sounds like a great time! I have had experiences like that, and I am always torn whether to write a review and spread the good news, or keep it to myself and share with trusted friends.[/QUOTE]
She's a wh*re, getting her mouth and c*nt well-used is what she does, I think she likes her work and she'll appreciate the business. Once we got going, I think she liked it a little rough, when I used her tits as handles, so next time might try standing doggy, which can give us lots options for the submissive woman.

And yes, YMMV surely applies always, especially in massage places with multiple women. The earlier woman I reported on at the same place did not have FS on the menu. At least with me at that time. These women are all wh*res, I don't mean that as a negative, its descriptive and for me its a turn on. They all use their moneymakers, to one extent or another, its just not all the time, with all of us, in the right phase of the moon, depending on what else is going on in their lives, etc. But in the end, they all open their mouths and their legs at some point for strange men who give them money.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1549466]Never heard this before? Anyone else got anything to say on this matter? This is a new one on me.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen anything about this and I doubt that it is true. Uncle LEO yanking our collective chain?

-Vazooli

Driving along Elston Avenue saw a busted front glass window I though that place was closed, evrytime I pass by the lights are alwys off

[QUOTE=Vazooli; 1546657]"The problem here is that men are known to tell tall tales about sex. Review board postings are often the same as what one finds on Literotica. Every man's private parts are 8 inches. Every woman just throws herself at every man when he drops his pants." Quote from Gus Hogan on 9/15/12.

This is not always true. I, for example, have a private part that exceeds 13 inches, so I don't have to use "puffery" to describe how the ladies absolutely love me when I show up. In fact, they bid roses to pay for the the privilege of my company. Probably because I give them multiple pops, at least 7 or 8, every time. They love me for my dashing good looks and witty personality. The name of Vazooli is legendary throughout the Midwest and East Coast.

I do not have to "dream" the life, I live the dream!

-Vazooli[/QUOTE]Let me know when they start paying you. At that point, I'll subscribe to your newsletter!

[QUOTE=Vazooli; 1553015]I haven't seen anything about this and I doubt that it is true. Uncle LEO yanking our collective chain?

-Vazooli[/QUOTE]Personally I could care less and good luck to you. If anyone new ever makes a comment this is a perfect example of a typical response. If you want people to join and start to contribute show a little respect that they at least sub are contributing. I wonder what your reply would be if it was from a senior. I have watched this board for a while and goten some good tips and felt I should jump in the pool and give something that I felt should be known for our collective benefit. I will say this for you to chew on:

Do they ever announce stuff until they are completely over with it.

Did anyone know that " buyer beware" was happenning until the big PR splash.

This happend not to long after that and if you put one and two together you would figure out what they may have gotten and why to stick to someplace that verifies and be learly when someone else is arriving for her roommate

I was with her friend when it happened or I would not have known.

What would LEO have to gain by putting this on this board.

I can't repute your statement of who I am, only time will tell that.

I replied to the people who offllined me hopefully wiith adiquit information.

I guess I will just stick to reviews of places we all know about to fill up my min posting requirement

[QUOTE=Vazooli; 1553015]I haven't seen anything about this and I doubt that it is true. Uncle LEO yanking our collective chain?

-Vazooli[/QUOTE]Why are most of your posts just accusing people of being LEO and a majority of the rest about doing drive bys to confirm places reported as closed. I guess we should put stock in your reporting skills. Or is that how you made tyour min required posts?

[QUOTE=RodBrass; 1553166]Personally I could care less and good luck to you. If anyone new ever makes a comment this is a perfect example of a typical response. If you want people to join and start to contribute show a little respect that they at least sub are contributing. I wonder what your reply would be if it was from a senior. I have watched this board for a while and goten some good tips and felt I should jump in the pool and give something that I felt should be known for our collective benefit. I will say this for you to chew on:

Do they ever announce stuff until they are completely over with it.

Did anyone know that " buyer beware" was happenning until the big PR splash.

This happend not to long after that and if you put one and two together you would figure out what they may have gotten and why to stick to someplace that verifies and be learly when someone else is arriving for her roommate

I was with her friend when it happened or I would not have known.

What would LEO have to gain by putting this on this board.

I can't repute your statement of who I am, only time will tell that.

I replied to the people who offllined me hopefully wiith adiquit information.

I guess I will just stick to reviews of places we all know about to fill up my min posting requirement[/QUOTE]"Methinks thou doth protest too much."

-Vazooli

[QUOTE=RodBrass;1553186]Why are most of your posts just accusing people of being LEO and a majority of the rest about doing drive bys to confirm places reported as closed. I guess we should put stock in your reporting skills. Or is that how you made tyour min required posts?[/QUOTE]Rod,

You also need to work on your typing skills and spelling. They are not "adiquit!"

-Vazooli

[QUOTE=Vazooli; 1553988]"Methinks thou doth protest too much."

-Vazooli[/QUOTE]Me thinks I should go back to one of my oldest rules I am breaking."You can't argue with stupid, they olny pull you down to their level and beat you with experience". So don't bandy words with me. I think you are all fluff and no substance. In 5 Years you have never posted any original content, only commented on others post. No reviews, no new leads, experiences. Nothing! If real seniors on this board should be leary of, it is someone it is you. I don't think you have an original thought ever, just comments on someone else's posts. So there is the pot calling the kettle black about being schill.

I answered the real seniors who PMed me, I reported my experience for the betterment of both clients and hopefully astute providers. And my future worth to the board will be in the content forthcoming. For now,

While I appreciate the additional post totals, I won't go back and forth any further. The history of your posts says it all.

Official Disclaimer

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

Drove by a couple times in the last week and open sign was off. Last night whole sign was turned off. Looks like this one is out of commission.

[QUOTE=Dgordon630;1555834]Drove by a couple times in the last week and open sign was off. Last night whole sign was turned off. Looks like this one is out of commission.[/QUOTE]It sure is. Just checked the City of Chicago's BACP page, and as of August 30, 2012, Massage Therapy at 3334 W Peterson is no more. License was revoked. Yet another needless lynching of an AMP in Chicago.

I guess I'll go ahead and post an official disclaimer as well, like other Seniors have lately.

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I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1556348]It sure is. Just checked the City of Chicago's BACP page, and as of August 30, 2012, Massage Therapy at 3334 W Peterson is no more. License was revoked. Yet another needless lynching of an AMP in Chicago.[/QUOTE]Damn, used to love going to see Cici there.

When in Rome. I'll go ahead and post my official disclaimer as well too

Official Disclaimer.

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

Official Disclaimer.

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

To who it may concern: I am serving notice to the world at large that I am a delusional fantasist as well as a pathological, habitual liar. Every single family member and the few friends I have are aware of this deep character flaw. Only the foolish believe a word I say, and even the most foolish eventually catch on.