Sandy has been pretty dead
Saw a civilian this morning. Wished she was a SW but sadly likely not. Used to be some good tail on sandy. But the last few months its been slow. I lost one girls number who was a small spinner I met on sandy; She was fantastic OMG. Stupid phone to loose her number. Oh well. I always keep an eye out for the new type of girl.
Anyone have luck on sandy lately.
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Fractured Hooker Tales: Bargain Blonde One Weekend Only Part 1
My last two FHT's leaned towards the worst date ever (Denthead Crystal # 3789) or good date (s) yet terrible overall outcome (Fast Declining Spinner # 3812 & 3811).
This go around thought I'd relate one of those short lived first timers that you wished would have turned.
Back to the South end to the days when the South end was hopping w/ quality doe's. Believe it or not, for a time Holgate>Clackamas Town Center area was a pretty good fishing ground back in the day sometimes putting the North end to shame. No confusion on different counties policing styles, even then you had to make the pickup tight & unseen compared to Portland.
Memorial Day weekend 2007. I was in one of those shitty periods that seem to envelop you time to time. Job gone semi south w/ delaying bad client holding payment until after long weekend. Had paid all my bills yet checking account was Defcon one level. The piece de resistance of this span my long time regular "Hello Kitty J" was in Oklahoma for her Dad's funeral & had missed her plane back & was having issues w/ getting flights until after the three day weekend. I'd been saving my backed up swimmers for her return now for 8 days. Fuck me. In addition to being close to broke, a celibacy vs. celebratory holiday weekend seemed to be my fate. I couldn't even fuck my way out of my gloom.
Started the long weekend just sinking into my own neuroses & slept twelve hours. Rejuvenated but my fiscal woes not magically changed. I bounced around housekeeping & other busy work until succumbing to the avenue temptation & w/ previous copilot headed out for one of those "why the fuck you torturing yourself Zavi?" recons about 10:30 Saturday night.
Did the complete circuit & it was hopping w/ good array of ass on display. Even though window shopping only while on that first circuit again was again seriously questioning myself on just why I felt the need to flog my libido so badly. Thought just go home & jerk off you dumb fucker. Why prolong this agony longer, it can't be good for you.
Instead I parked at 7-11 just South of JCB & went in for some extra water. It took forever as some idiots in front of me were trying to pay in bottlecaps or something. Back in the truck & seeing I'd missed a message from "J" w/ her flight info I called back thinking maybe we could get some phone sex going once I went home. No answer, so much for my last option. As I sat there trying to drum up the energy to start the truck & bail towards home, this blonde w/ large bag & purse appeared at the phone there.
Now I'd spotted her earlier in the Pier One area yet wasn't impressed in my cursory glance w/ the baggy ass sweats & even baggier top she was wearing. Thick blonde hair to middle of back w / the beginning of dark roots starting to appear. At least 5'7" & while not a classic beauty, her face on closer inspection was attractive to me. Still, I wondered what was under that unmistakably unflattering outfit. Especially had some nice eyes & mouth. I watched as she fed coins into the slot & got progressively more frustrated after several calls. After a futile search for extra coin in her purse, figured she'd run out. She looked around until our eyes met we smiled at one another. I felt my dick hum a tune as she came over to passenger window & asked if I had some change for phone. Gave her fifty cents & she went back to phone. Again she didn't get whatever she was seeking from that call & looked my way again. As I smiled back she came over saying "can I pet your pup, she's beautiful". As the previous copilot got some pets we made some small talk. Her green eyes & make up (though smeared) was certainly what I seek at times & her skin looked even better close up despite the fluorescent lighting. Despite no definitive clue about exactly what was under those layer, nonetheless my dick was now humming a song. As the trifling talk continued I was still clueless about what was up w/ her. In the back of my mind figured she have an unreasonable ask or I'd misjudged her. Talk continued until she asked, "how my night was going? "How much time you got?" I said & she laughably replied, "I know the feeling just a shitty start to the holiday right? As I agreed she pivoted to "can you give me a ride just past 84?". Nothing to lose I thought as she grabs her bag & hops in introducing herself as Rebecca 28 years old, yet no check or SW price spiel was forthcoming. Despite that outfit, she just smelled good & we continued some easy chatter as I headed North. Didn't seem to be under the influence or weird, maybe a tad goofy yet seemed more like a civilian you might meet. I still was short on details when we hit Burnside light where traffic was stopped as PPD cleared a recent accident. There was a momentary lull conversation wise & revealed she usually wasn't attracted to men w / beards. I replied w / the reasons I've had one since age 19 & added w/ a grin "plus it tickles". She glanced at me as if sizing up my shitheel or serial killer potential & then flood gates opened up. Newly separated w/ her two kids staying at parents for weekend. Staying w// her sister in the North end while she looks for new job. Short on promised cash to help sister out & decided to post an erotic section Craiglist ad. Picked the most promising reply & bused it down to Mt Scott for the outcall. Didn't pan out for a "multiple reasons". She tried walking up to JCB & beyond some. Decided quickly that wasn't working for her & "here I am "even more broke than before". I commiserated w/ her as I told her my tale of fiscal fuckery my bitchy client was putting me through (FYI...now a well-known local politician).
A lull in the conversation as we gazed at one another when she cheerfully blurted out something along the line of "maybe we can be miserable together". Sounds good I thought, yet reiterated "I'm not kidding that I'm seriously broke right now". She countering that "anything will help". I hedged my bets that I'd be flush soon agreed & said I could do 40.00. She all too readily accepted that lowball offer to my unequivocal surprise (and delight). Still not having a clue to what precisely was lurking under those sweats or what precisely she was offering we turned back South. Figured if she were horrid when naked, I'd just get a blowjob & call it a night.
At my place hesitated before she went in back door asked if I "had any roommates". "No just the four legged one currently taking a leak in the yard". She seemed relieved at that though when in the house still gave it a quick inspection & spotted a photo of the absent FHT "J" on the fridge she asked about her. Explained she was more FWB than girlfriend & she'd approve & likely join us if here. Rebecca said that she only been w/ a girl once yet still open to it the future. I tried to not to drool like an idiot as that image swirled around my brain.
Rebecca asked if it were "too much trouble" if she had a "snack" & then take a quick shower. Scavenged a quick cheese tortilla & some sparkling water out of the fairly empty fridge (she turned down alcohol). As she showered I'd busied myself w/ some music (+ furiously searching Craigslist Erotic section for her ad LOL).
She came out of the shower wrapped in one my towels w/ her hair on top of head. As she stood in front of me saying how much she liked the lavender soap (actually the Hello Kitty's addition to my shower) I realized her body was actually just right slender & she had a nice chest. That tune my dick was humming earlier was now beginning Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. As she opened her towel w/ a sweet salacious smile & gave me 360 degree look pirouette. Those hideous sweats of earlier had been hiding an almost perfect barbie doll proportioned body. A bare pussy w/ legs forever, nice hips & a perfect peach of an ass w/ just enough meat. She also had touched up he previously tear stained makeup. The transformation from smokescreen to smokeshow just about knocked me out of my chair. Was surprised to see a modest set of bolt ons she'd been hiding. As I tried to not fly out of my chair to jump her, I instead expressed my utmost admiration of the vision before me. She flushed up yet made some disparaging remarks about herself. I approached her & ran my hands over her hips & ass gently. I disagreed her w/ her as my tongue worked down to her neck & erect nipples. Dropped to my knees & gave her ass some light licks / kisses. Just as I had turned tongue heading to that bare pussy she pulled my head up to her & she leaned into me & DFK hard while starting to unbutton my straining shorts. Still locked by our mouths we stumbled into my bedroom & she inelegantly yet effectively pulled the rest of my clothes off.
Sloppier DFK & roaming hands until she worked her way down & took me in her mouth. Another one who knew her way around a dick pretty well as she alternated grip, speed, depth & tongue nicely & some light BLS w/ some soft taint teases thrown in. Of course, despite her prolonging technique I filled her mouth & throat in a manner of minutes, she probably could have just blown gently on it & have achieved the same result. SMDHS. Rebecca was far from a quitter & mouth milked me empty w/ several swallows. After mouth cleaning me up nicely, she finally disengaged up looked at me "when can you go again?" Alright Zavi this is more than a blowjob only deal, quickly pulled her up to me & stuck my tongue in her mouth for Zavi flavored DFK & cupped her ass. Soon after giving those gorgeously soft (for bolts ons) some attention spread her legs wide & gave the previously smell tested pussy a licking. Sweet & salty w/ a hint of the lavender soap from my shower. After her first orgasm her floodgates up as she not only got soaking wet but creamier & stickier than an IHOP syrup dispenser. Not much of a talker during the next few unmistakable orgasms until she pulled my head by the hair & said "damn that was great but fuck you gotta' stop my clit is just too sensitive right now". We took a break w/ some more DFK & light stroking though I avoided most pussy touching until she aggressively flipped around into 69 & started to grind that pussy on my face while easily getting me rock hard again w/ just slightest tongue tickles of my dick & balls. After some of that I just had to be in that sugar pussy & covered up as she laid on the bed as I approached she spread wide & I went balls deep as she pulled my head to hers to DFK. With my stamina increased from that sweet winner winner chicken dinner blowie we went MISH for a while. Then cowgirl both forward & reverse where she got another nut. Hopped off & told me to fuck her doggie as she spread wide & started to rub herself hard. As I entered she went face down in the pillows & w/ one hand still working her clit the other would caress my balls. I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did but when both her hands dropped & she gripped the bedspread tightly as she trembled w/ a long orgasm that pulsed nicely & massaged my dick as I exploded in that soaking pussy.
After catching our breath & agreeing we "both needed that" brought her home after stopping at bank for the promised $40.00. She didn't seem to want to leave as we made out in the truck for a good half hour. Of course no damn phone & she took my number as I promised I could do "more once I got paid". With that she gave me another long kiss hopped out promising to call when she got phone turned on while saying "thanks for the great time Zavi".
Drove down 82nd whistling the tune of the just properly fucked & thinking I was a lucky SOB. Little did this dumb fucker know that this was just a quick intermission.
I was about to get far luckier & the date was about to go to another level...
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Fractured Hooker Tales: Bargain Blonde One Weekend Only Part 2
I woke early the next morning horny w/ morning wood & Rebecca's scent still on my bed & me. I pounded a solo one out to start my day (so damn younger back then LOL) while speculating if I'd just dreamed the encounter. Started my day sending the few flip phone photos to my email & telling the delaying client I'd fix the few issues w/ job for original estimate w/ the caveat that that'd only happen if there was a check waiting when I arrived Tuesday AM. Otherwise I had no qualms about ripping out the all the work. I'd just hung up w/ cuunty client when Hello Kitty "J" called me & before I could even say "hey babe" she said" guess what I'm doing right now Zavi" in her sexy Oklahoman drawl. Her descriptions of just what exactly she was doing turned into some hot phone sex that I supplemented w/ Rebecca's photos. After she was sure I hadn't forgot her she signed off w/ "that'll keep you going for the next few days" Yeah it would have...ordinarily...
Weakened but energized all at once. I changed oil in truck + interior clean & wash. Was going to wax & then mow lawn but thought why had the rest of the nice weekend. Had just come back from a copilot walk & had put feet up & was thinking how nice a nap would be nice. When an unknown # popped up in phone. Picked up to Rebecca "hey Zavi how's it going you remember me? I replied in the affirmative & said "I woke up & could still smell your scent all over me & my bed". Still in the Hello Kitty filthy mouth mode I then blurted out "I masturbated thinking of you before even getting out of bed". She was quiet for a long moment & I thought I pushed past her comfort zone. When she replied "Zavi that's the nicest compliment anyone has ever said to me" then another pause & softer "you just made my pussy tingle & wet up some". With a sexy giggle she moved on to would you "like to see me again tonight" quickly followed by "same price as last night if you could spare it". I agreed probably all too enthusiastically but threw in the promise of hanging out some along w/ cooking her a meal. In harmony that we both needed some time decided on 6:00 at the high school park.
Thanks to the holiday traffic it took me longer than I thought it would & as I parked realized the park was full of people. Didn't see her in the crowds & walked the copilot around the perimeter until I spotted her near the playground swinging slowly on the swing set. Dressed in what I'd now smirkingly call the "Dress For Less Contemporary Coachella Collection". Below knees skirt w/ cowboy boots topped by a gauzy over the shoulder sleeveless top. Hair was was done up more & she obviously been near a curling iron as those tresses flowed nicely down her shoulders topped off by a set of sunglasses. She didn't even notice us until I was right near her & sheepishly said, "I'd always come to the swings when I wanted to be alone". Told her I was that way also, picked up her large bag & as we drove home had her head on my shoulder w/ my hand between those legs rubbing her pussy rhythmically through her panties to her increasingly flowing & squirming delight.
We were all over one another as soon as truck stopped in the driveway. Partly on the bed as I only pulled her boots & panties off for another round of tasty DATY which we both particularly enjoyed. Some quick unneeded BBBJ for me & I covered up for more of that sweet slippery pussy. Between the morning self-abuse & Hello Kitty phone call, stamina was on my fucking side as she worked through several positions & until I caught up w/ her multiples.
After having that yummy dessert before the promised meal we took a quick shower & she surprised me by pulling some shorts & tight tank top out. She accepted a glass of wine while I dressed up a frozen pizza & picked the good parts of the spinach in the fridge for a salad SMDH. We finished a bottle of wine as we took off on various conversational tangents & talked until after midnight & finally opened up about her client from the night before & how she caught him trying drop something in her drink.
We soon wound up in bed again for more intense & engaging sweaty foreplay. She worked to get me hard again & for the first time added some dirty talk then "to fuck me like last night again Zavi". Went to grab a cover & realized the few I had been used up. Some fleeting confusion between us until she said, "my tubes were tied after my last kid". Went w/ the sexual energy dripping everywhere & dove dick first into her slick warmth. Thanks to my inability to not self-service myself & previous pops w/ her, I soon found myself again experiencing some sort of superhero stamina mode. No matter what position or how many times she clawed the sheets or came all over my dick I wasn't getting there. I beat away on that gaping pussy until I was sure I'd get the "are you done yet" or "finish for Christ's sake". Instead she told tome to "pull my hair " or "smack my ass". God knows I wanted to nut badly. Yet, she was a trooper & finally w/ some choice phrasing from that pretty mouth exploded deep in that syrupy pussy w/ a nut that approached "la petite mort". When we'd both finally caught our breath & I could formulate a coherent sentence asked when "she'd like to be taken home". She surprised the fuck out of me as she replied, "I could stay if you're not sick of me". Except for "J" of Hello Kitty fame I'd never had an overnight w/ a worker. Slightly buzzed from wine exhausted & totally drained w / her warm curves spooned up to me we both fell asleep in minutes.
Woke up to smelling coffee & hearing backdoor opening. She'd let the copilot out & when she saw my groggy self cheerfully said, "so what's Zavi got planned for this beautiful Memorial Day". Cognizant enough to realize "waxing the truck or mowing the lawn" wouldn't fly said "how about a hike w/ the copilot at 1000 acres then some barbecue". To my surprise she was amenable to that & mentioned my anthropomorphism of my copilot was really cute (yeah like I've not heard that before LOL). After coffee & light breakfast headed up that way. Good fun & basically anytime any of my copilots are near water it's a day you know you're getting wet at least a little. Rebecca of course thanks to one errant pup wound up getting the partial dunk in the Sandy. Back at truck she stripped off damp shorts & top down to bra & panties for the drive home as she playfully swatted my roving hand away saying, " later Zavi I'm famished" while occasionally putting her hand softly teasing my upper thigh & giving me what I assume was wanton gaze through her dark sunglasses. Back at home she flirtatiously fended off my advances w/ "don't worry I'm not going anywhere & we have the night". She went to test out my clawfoot & I got some barbecue & margaritas going. Another long discussion over dinner opening up about ourselves even more.
Failing to pay much attention to the movie we watched as our minds were somewhere else we soon were in the bedroom. For the next hours we went through more acronyms than I can remember. Again I had the stamina going & as it got late we were both knew the night was drawing to a close. Yet I wanted one last nut & Becca was looking at it as a source of her pride to milk it out of me between her orgasms. Our time together culminated w/ her face down ass up & spreading her cheeks. Taking that sign as an invitation for that cute pink backdoor (which except some tongue teases & a finger probe I'd ignored). I used her creamy juices as lube & rubbed the head on her as she shifted herself to push back. With a contented sigh escaping her lips as I entered that backdoor slowly but was soon ordered to "use my ass good Zavi". Obliging & harder than fucking calculus I took her up on her foul mouthed expletive laden coaching & pounded that ass good for some time until I finally couldn't hold back & unloaded in her. A cleanup shower where I gave that yummy pussy another round of DATY. It was the verv least I could do I thought.
On the way to dropping her off she said, "I had a lovely time & we have to get together again soon maybe your "J" would join us sometime". I thought to myself "where exactly in the fuck did you come from? We made plans to get together soon as possible & I actually told her I'd have more cash available for her soon (yeah I know). She was worth so much more than $80.00 + $20.00 tip total I gave her over the weekend. Dropped her off & headed home to catch three or four hours of sleep before work.
This was one of those ephemeral dates that if I hadn't taken a few shitty photos I'd have seriously thought I'd unknowingly hit my head too hard & hallucinated the whole weekend. I picked up every unknown caller I'd for years after that weekend hoping it'd be her. Combed Craigslist for an ad more than I care to admit until Casual Encounters went dead (SMDHS). Searched the Madison online yearbooks picture by picture hoping to figure out her last name. Would always look for her walking or detour in vicinity where I last dropped her off to no avail. Even now, I still detour that way at times.
Never heard or spotted her again until July 2013 when Hello Kitty "J" & I (FHT #3643 & 3649) went to the Waterfront Blues Festival to catch John Hiatt & his band. As music played, I was girl watching ass usual & spotted her on the edge of the crowd w/ some dude + a couple of older kids nearby. Caught her attention & she smiled yet imperceptibly shook her head. I'm sure I involuntarily made some sort of goofy "call me" sign language gesture as my dick tensed up in my shorts. She smiled again w/ no real commitment.
That was the last time I saw her....certainly bittersweet on my end for what might have been, yet she looked happy & well & in the end that's what is important. I figured our weekend was some sort of existential high/low fork in the road or life choice moment for her. Even fourteen years later thinking of her still brings a smile to my lips & an aching for her again. I'm still rhapsodic she followed that low road fork w/ me for at least that one weekend.
Safe recons & life.
ZJ you missed your calling
Penthouse Letters. Sheesh. I have many storys like that, some that started at the same spot, 7-11 Otty.
I totally agree, South used to be so good. My favorite pickup on the whole Blade is Henry and the Duke areas.
So many Civie chicks, convenience store pickups and Walkers obvs.
FHT participation would be great, I'll start putting more out, think I've done three
We have the same desire and skillset. The gift of Gab is in my bag.
Situational of course, I'm just not afraid to have adult conversations without being pushy.
There's been many, dozens of encounters of being there at the right time, low scratch scenarios that resulted in Penthouse Letter type bangoffs, that's real. Can't tell you how many of those times I've been low funded and been like I have $40 (legit that low) to play with, want it? Everything on the table, no holes barred type shit.
Shit sometimes I'll go out with just $40 and get everything I desire. I've had every scenario play out on the Blade amd the day I stab a Civie Asian chick off the Blade, I'll retire.
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I think even back then I was unknowingly looking for those newbie low volume walker jewels. Like to think I've almost perfected it last couple years.
Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]