Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fatpig]I wish they would post actual photos of the attendants. That would save us lots of time. And help rid of what the market does not want.[/QUOTE]


If they posted real pics, they would be outta business in 4 weeks, maybe 5 lol

PC out

Was in the neighborhood and saw Tr****** Lane and recalled that the address looked familiar. So I ventured into an office park and lo and behold, there was a sign for a familiar establishment. And the door was cracked open. Walked up and to the embarrassment of the gal lying on the bed, she said, "use front door" (well why was the name of the establishment on the back door?)

Well, not having done my research in advance, the MMS answers the door and I don't ask for anyone. Asks if I've been there before, "long time ago". Anyway, wait in the room and in walks a decent looking therapist (the usual NOVA age group). She warmly greets me, asks same question and same answer "long time ago". We walk to the shower room, she warms up the water and I lie down. Good shower - proper spots are washed, especially with a bit of encouragement. And, to my pleasant surprise, she even does a bit of therapeutic rub on the table shower. Back to the room, she's still friendly (a bit more so after my encouragement at the shower).

"What type of massage?" "Hard, first then soft". (had exercised on the weekend so could use a good massagee). Indeed she has strong hands and does a very nice massage. We chat for a bit - I have lived in several of the same spots as she has on the west coast. Similar age kids, etc.

In the end, a very nice finish (though no extra skin is revealed). Will probably try again to see if things progress further. PM for details.

[QUOTE=Any Mouse]I noticed these too... Makes me worry a bit, (of course I am a worry wart!) wondering if the flashy advertising from what used to be pretty much UTR or at least low profile AMPs helps the hobby? I have spoken to a couple of the girls, and they are not happy about it at all. One said: "Phone ring ALL day! Everybody ask stupid questions, like: Do you do everything? Can I get a BBBJ?", then nobody show up!

For my money, anything that brings extra attention to the hobby is not good for me ... don't know how you feel?

AM[/QUOTE]
I don't understand why would someone ask questions like that over the phone. Just go there and find out inside. Don't care about the pics either, most of us know what we can expect in NoVa places, ladies and services, its all the same, there have been some places(Loudoun) where we could get more, but those do not last long, because some of us do not care, once stop thinking with little head, stop thinking completely. Get the itch go get it scratched. Like the place, post it here discretely, visit again, don't like it, complain here, don't go back.
Too much and too flashy advertising to me is usually too pushy and I avoid, but that's me.

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator]Sometimes a word from MMS can make all the difference!

Lately, rather than visiting my ATF NoVA AMP, I've been a customer at a competitor. Both are convenient and easily within my normal driving range. Both are well reviewed. My ATF is farther from the major routes, but has a better entrance and is perhaps a bit more discrete. The competitor – well, the facility is newer (was brand new less than two years ago) and is very convenient for any NoVA commuter. Today's visit was with the competitor.

I called ahead—MMS sounded very pleased to hear my voice and urged me to come right there ("I know you – of course you can get an appointment") – I was glad for her welcome since I was sitting in the parking lot when I called. I had noticed many cars and thought they might be busy (thus I called rather than just ring the bell)– but, it turns out it was a very quiet day for them – and I was the only customer the entire visit (which lasted more than the hour I asked for, but less than 90 minutes).

MMS answered the door as soon as I rang the bell – so no uncomfortable waiting in the parking lot. Escorted me upstairs, and said she would send up the therapist. (<welcome 9+/10 )

A few minutes passed (no more than two) and Tina came in. Tina is exceptionally thin (think the ultimate spinner-type), maybe 1. 5meters (5. 5 feet), certainly no more than 45Kilos/105lbs. Beautiful long hair – and today all smiles and happiness. It is amazing how much beauty can radiate from a smile, how much personality can show from a giggle or laugh. I think it likely Tina is the same age as me – but she made me feel much younger today. WOW!

Tina did not remember my name, but remembered I had visited recently. After a hello, a hug, and a kiss on the cheek, she wraps me in a towel (I was just dawning the robe as she came in) and we moved across the hall to the shower/sauna.

Tina proceeded to provide me and absolutely exceptional TS – a good 15 minute massage, and even washed my hair and face. In truth, I was so happy with the shower, we could have called it a day and I would have been happy. (<TS 10/10 )

Next follows an absolutely stellar therapeutic massage – one of the best ever at a NoVA AMP. Found the knots, worked the kinks, made friendly conversation, etc. (<Massage 8. 5+/10 )

Conjecture: I think MMS may read this board – and recognized my last couple of posts. (She said something to me about a recent visit that she could have only known if she read it here). I think it likely she told the ladies I was a regular client and was nice to all (therefore everyone could relax). I did not see MMS when I departed – but if I had, the smile on my face and gleam in my eye (and the hug and thank you I would have given her) would have told her all she needed to know about my satisfaction as their client.

Finances:. 8house standard // Tina never looked for my gratuity, but I assume she found the AJ and his two twin brothers.

FINAL WORDS THIS VISIT: I mention frequently in my posts about always being nice to the ladies. That includes MMS, whoever takes care of you, and any of the ladies you happen to see during a visit. I've never been more convinced it does make a difference. I score this visit as a 10 – I was feeling almost lousy when I arrived (hard day at work), and everything everyone did made my day better. I feel a connection now with both MMS and Tina. As long as Tina is at ***, I will ask for her by name.

Go see Tina – and be nice!

PA[/QUOTE]

I completely agree! Always be nice to the nice ladies and being nice to MMS can have its advantages. MMS'S can make it better.

A perfect 10 visit is hard to come by these days. Glad your visit was a 10.

[QUOTE=Omega0003]I wonder where they get the photos they are using. They sure aren't the women working working there.[/QUOTE]I've noticed that some of those photos are of fairly well-known Korean models, etc. I'm guessing they are taken from some fashion website.

Those photos in the advertisement aren't representative, just as the Old Milwaukee Beer isn't going to get you the Swedish Bikini Team.

[QUOTE=Hofi35]I don't understand why would someone ask questions like that over the phone. [/QUOTE]Some guys get a thrill of calling up and talking like that, including ones who have no intention of going. Same as the too descriptive reviews here.

In another state about 9 years back, I was a regular at another place. I had two that I spent most of my time with, a cute young K an a you gymnist from Japan.

One day, I showed up and there had both moved on. Back in those days I always arrived early and while I waited I would watch TV and converse with the MMS. I the MMS knew who I like and being that she knew my like brought me the cutest just off the boat K you can imagine. I usually like Organic oral, and I do not know what MMS told the newbie but she did that and then hopped on without suiting up. It was a great time and I hope she felt OK doing so. I hope she was content with what transpired, I held her until the end of my hour and the, then, usual tip was all that was appriciated. I then left in her close and extra for a surprise.

Different, place, day and period. But yes, be good to all especially when they are being truely friendly to you; I hope you are OK Kwan.


[QUOTE=OneHitWonders]I completely agree! Always be nice to the nice ladies and being nice to MMS can have its advantages. MMS'S can make it better.

A perfect 10 visit is hard to come by these days. Glad your visit was a 10.[/QUOTE]

I do ask I have been scammed before. I like to know what is on the table specially with all the vague ads. Many, including myself have met girI ls and then after payment you are told, I am an escort, we can go to eat, or talk...

I also ask because I like to get a feel of who I am talking with, some girls are so sweet and considerate over the phone I get stiff just hearing them.

I never make an appointment I do not intend to keep and I just ask discrete basic questions hoping that the girl is a true "carinosa".

I am not sure but I do not think a person can be arrested for promising on the phone....

[QUOTE=Eerock]Some guys get a thrill of calling up and talking like that, including ones who have no intention of going. Same as the too descriptive reviews here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Justforme]I do ask I have been scammed before. I like to know what is on the table specially with all the vague ads. Many, including myself have met girI ls and then after payment you are told, I am an escort, we can go to eat, or talk...

I also ask because I like to get a feel of who I am talking with, some girls are so sweet and considerate over the phone I get stiff just hearing them.

I never make an appointment I do not intend to keep and I just ask discrete basic questions hoping that the girl is a true "carinosa".

I am not sure but I do not think a person can be arrested for promising on the phone....[/QUOTE]

That is fine if you are calling an escort, not a spa. Even then most CL and BP escort ads say no discussion of services on the phone. But since this is the Massage Parlor review forum, we can assume they are talking about spas.

If you are calling a spa ad that has an address in it, you should not be asking if you will get anything more then a massage on the phone and if you ask you can expect 1 of 2 things to happen. 1. They tell you flat out NO. 2. They hang up on you. Probably both.

Phone converstations can be recorded for evidence and simply offering an illegal service is enough to get charged. In VA only 1 party must be aware the conversation is being recorded, guess which side will know.

Arguments in here do not help anyone!

Also - GB is on Thursday this week!!!

Phone number is:

301-252-9677

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Arguments in here do not help anyone!

Also - GB is on Thursday this week!!!

Phone number is:

301-252-9677

JJ[/QUOTE]

Which MASSAGE PARLOR is offering GBs?

You have cross posted in Nova and DC, in Massage parlor reports, shouldnt this be in Escorts or General?

Just Sayin'

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]Which MASSAGE PARLOR is offering GBs?

You have cross posted in Nova and DC, in Massage parlor reports, shouldnt this be in Escorts or General?

Just Sayin'[/QUOTE]can't you just private message him, and let him know? Maybe its an honest mistake, no need to try to embarrass someone, or try to make yourself feel superior by pointing out someone else's "flaws". Why start trouble in EVERY forum you post in, seriously. I am really tired of seeing you attack other members, please stop. Be a nice Bull, not a mean one, LOL. We are all here for the same reason, not to poke jabs at each other, really. We are all adults here, or should be. Famous quote from the 90's: "can't we all just get along?"

I would not ask at a Spa. It is a known if you ask when calling them, nothing will happen since "MMS has not idea what goes on in the room"... Yes, I agree, no need for questions for a Spa. It is hit or miss and you are only paying for the therapy when you got to a Spa.... The only question I have ever asked at a Spa is for a preferred provider (or one I was trying to avoid without insulting)

Agreed!

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]That is fine if you are calling an escort, not a spa. Even then most CL and BP escort ads say no discussion of services on the phone. But since this is the Massage Parlor review forum, we can assume they are talking about spas.

If you are calling a spa ad that has an address in it, you should not be asking if you will get anything more then a massage on the phone and if you ask you can expect 1 of 2 things to happen. 1. They tell you flat out NO. 2. They hang up on you. Probably both.

Phone converstations can be recorded for evidence and simply offering an illegal service is enough to get charged. In VA only 1 party must be aware the conversation is being recorded, guess which side will know.[/QUOTE]

Just watch how this one little reply to you post get jumped on by "you know who". Some people just insist on displaying their own arrogance all over the place and no form of asking for them to stop will ever work. The best and only answer is to simply ignore these worms and, in time, they will disappear.

Now - watch the flame start!

:)

JJ (I do enjoy poking the hornet's nest too)


[QUOTE=Bayarea Hotguy]can't you just private message him, and let him know? Maybe its an honest mistake, no need to try to embarrass someone, or try to make yourself feel superior by pointing out someone else's "flaws". Why start trouble in EVERY forum you post in, seriously. I am really tired of seeing you attack other members, please stop. Be a nice Bull, not a mean one, LOL. We are all here for the same reason, not to poke jabs at each other, really. We are all adults here, or should be. Famous quote from the 90's: "can't we all just get along?"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Just watch how this one little reply to you post get jumped on by "you know who". Some people just insist on displaying their own arrogance all over the place and no form of asking for them to stop will ever work. The best and only answer is to simply ignore these worms and, in time, they will disappear.

Now - watch the flame start!

:)

JJ (I do enjoy poking the hornet's nest too)[/QUOTE]


Hotguy, while I agree with you whole heartedly, JJ is right. Watch I will be incinerated by the flaming I will get for agreeing with you guys!!

JJ has been around a long time and has much good intel. Like I said on the DC board, Keep the good intel coming JJ!!

Thanks
BDD