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Couldn't decide whether to put this here or under Streetwalkers.[/QUOTE]The link doesn't link.

Sorry about that. It was an article in the paper about someone caught on a security cam having sex with a German Shepherd. Try Google bestiality js online maybe you'll find it.

[QUOTE=RedRooster2;1490191]Try Google bestiality js online maybe you'll find it.[/QUOTE]Thanks but I'll pass.

[QUOTE=MisterMe;1489816]Hi, which site is HOH, I'm not familiar with that one.[/QUOTE]HOH = Heaven-or-Hell dot com. You need to subscribe to access the reviews that the members post.

[QUOTE=Iamthirsty;1490298]HOH = Heaven-or-Hell dot com. You need to subscribe to access the reviews that the members post.[/QUOTE]Great, thank you. Unfortunately registration there has been disabled. Sometimes I think I'm on a slow boat to China.

As I have admitted elsewhere, I am an abuser of fake pics. I have been doing a website off and on for an escort for the last ten years. When she was young and dumb, she posted her own pics. Now she's becoming legit, studying to be a medical professional (no not a fucking CNA, a REAL medical professional). Because of her desire for legitimacy, she is apprehensive about posting her own pics. Because of the desire for easy cash, she still escorts. Have I used other girls' pics on her site and in her ads? Yep, I have. When she shows up at the door, is she at least as pretty as those pics, and is the guy happy to have a woman of this caliber present? Yep he is. Does she fucking rock his world and leave him completely satisfied? That freaky little b1tch sure does! Does he give a rat's ass about pics at that point?

Nope.

Not at all.

Now I understand that fake pics are bullshit. Most girls find pics that resemble them in some manner: Black girls use pics of black girls, white girls use pics of white girls, some girls use pics that resemble them simply because the pics are not those of a man. Some girls use pics of Jada Fyre, but they look like Precious.

So what's a monger to do?

Ask. It's really simple. You find an ad you like. You check Tineye or Google (Jesus H. Christ, download Google Chrome and get the Tineye plug-in. It's free, it's easy, and checking pics is a mouse-click away). Then you call the prospective b1tch up and go through all the same shit you go through with a legit provider. Then drop this on them: "I see you're using someone else's pics. If I show up and you're not at least as pretty as those pics, I'm walking." See what she says. [red]"Oh no! Those are me! Someone else used my pics!" [/red] or [red]"I used those pics because they really resemble me!" [/red]

Regardless of what she says, if you decide to follow through on this, you arrive with [b][u]HALF[/u][/b] The money she's asking. Why? Because when we're horny and hungry for some s1utty stray poontang, our little head takes over. Fuck, most of us could leave the big head in the car with our wallets. Just in case that happens, you show up, she's nothing like the pics, but your dick is in control; even though you threatened to walk, the dick is saying [i]"Hey! She isn't THAT bad! Go for it! [/i], you now can leverage your cash to your advantage. [i]"Look, I told you if you weren't as pretty as those fake pics, I was going to walk."[/i] She says "No baby! I may not look like those pics, but I'll show you a really good time!"

You say [i]Half. I brought half the money you asked. If you're as good as you say, then in the future when I'm a regular, we'll do full price."[/i]

This way, little head loses the argument with logical head. I give a rat's ass if the h00ker goes for it or not. I just don't want the dick to do my thinking for me.

I've heard form neighbors that a woman comes peeking in my windows from time to time. Today I get up and there she is leaning against my truck in the driveway. Sobered up and alert but still looking rough. Kids are with relatives. She needs money of course. Took her to Webbs. Asked if she needed a ride. Then of course I know whats coming next."I was hoping I could stay with you for a couple of days (couple of years)." Took here with me to 7 mile Fair yesterday. Great place to people watch and get an Asian chair massage. Today I dropped her off at relatives. But I'm afraid she will come back. At the wrong time.

(Now I understand that fake pics are bullshit. Most girls find pics that resemble them in some manner: Black girls use pics of black girls, white girls use pics of white girls, some girls use pics that resemble them simply because the pics are not those of a man. Some girls use pics of Jada Fyre, but they look like Precious.)

This is mostly Bull Crap. I can go on to back page and 50% of the pictures of Hot looking White girls are really black girls when you get there. The area on the North side by Brown deer, where the slugs live. Is the best example. I look at a hot blond picture and when she tells me the address. Guess what. She is black. Do any white girls say they are white and post black pics. Also some pics are of white tan girls, almost like italian or greek, and are also black. FAKE PICS. It has got to stop. So don't show the face, I am ok with that.

I believe fake pics are unacceptable. Rather than fake ones, why not just do shots of neck down or blurr out the face?

[QUOTE=WillowRut;1495732]This is mostly Bull Crap. I can go on to back page and 50% of the pictures of Hot looking White girls are really black girls when you get there. The area on the North side by Brown deer, where the slugs live. Is the best example. I look at a hot blond picture and when she tells me the address. Guess what. She is black. Do any white girls say they are white and post black pics. Also some pics are of white tan girls, almost like italian or greek, and are also black. FAKE PICS. It has got to stop. So don't show the face, I am ok with that.[/QUOTE]Yes, fake pics have got to stop. So does drinking and driving, dishonesty in politics, Wall Street greed, and this fucking drought. Hey! But guess what? Three of those things will stop on the same day at the same time. And that's when the fake pics will stop.

So what I was trying to get across is this: Some girls use fake pics and it hurts no one. Rare, to be sure, but I know it happens. On the other hand, we mongers are always honest. When a hooker asks us our name, we always give the real one, or we tell them we only have $25 when they've asked for $40, or that we have to run to the ATM but "DAMN! I left my debit card at home!" or any of sundry lies we tell hookers. No, I'm not married. I don't live in Milwaukee, I live about an hour north of here. My wife and I don't have sex any more. (Ok, so that's the truth, but the others are fish tales.) So that's why I wrote what I wrote. Most fake pic users are not the kind that show up and you say "Damn, this girl's fine!" Most show up and you say "Gah! Hallowe'en already?"

So maybe you're the kind of guy who wants the earth to rotate the other way around, or you think heroin and crack should be legalized, or maybe you think that all land should be returned to the Native Americans that originally lived there. So you probably think that hookers should stop using fake pics. Whether they should or not, they aina gunna. Better to have some way to deal with it to your advantage.

Heirarchy of fake pics:

1. Girl is hotter than pics. Rare, but does happen. Who cares?

2. Girl is at least as hot as fake pics. Give her some shit. Tell her that the pics are better than her, and you are going to walk. Offer half. If she goes for it, you've saved money. If not, you can relent and have someone that isn't too bad.

3. Girl is not as hot as fake pics. Give her some shit. Tell her she's not even close to the pics. Offer half. If she takes it, great! You got some poontang at half price. If she doesn't, fuck it, your little dick head won't control the big head.

4. Girl is nasty. RUN!

So you can keep complaining about fake pics, just like you can complain about the gold standard, the 2001 election, your mother-in-law, or the weather, but your chance of changing any of those approximates zero. Better to develop a strategy that works for you.

I am a chicago provider and was thinking of visiting within the next two weeks.

Any info on where to stay, what sites are mainly used to advertise and screen, and what to do while I am there would be extremely appreciated!

Mia

On my way to the Garfield Jazz Festival for some sight seeing look what i stumbled across.Sitting on 22nd Center watching the pretty girls in their bikinis advertising a neighborhood car wash.The wash is called DJ's Car Wash on the 2600 block of North 21st.Some hotties for sure. Going to try and get a picture.

[QUOTE=Mia4926; 1496477]I am a chicago provider and was thinking of visiting within the next two weeks.

Any info on where to stay, what sites are mainly used to advertise and screen, and what to do while I am there would be extremely appreciated!

Mia[/QUOTE]Do you have a link to an ad or website? I'm not sure how much you want to spend on a room. There are some decent mid level hotels near the airport, and those would be okay, but I'd recommend against the low budget airport area motels. Guys are leery of those.

Here are a few pictures that I took earlier on Center Street at the car wash. Believe me there were plenty of brown eyed cuties all over in their bikinis. Note DJ's Car Wash in back.

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[QUOTE=Mia4926; 1496477]I am a chicago provider and was thinking of visiting within the next two weeks.

Any info on where to stay, what sites are mainly used to advertise and screen, and what to do while I am there would be extremely appreciated!

Mia[/QUOTE]There are some hotels on the north side as well. Silver Spring and Port Washington Road area. That's considered Glendale. It's a nicer area than the airport hotels, I think. We don't get enough cuties up north. I think a lot of us guys are sick of having to drive all the way to the airport and southside areas for somefun.

By the way, can you send us some pics or links to your website please?