Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Satya;1251932]I really can't see an HJ ending up in court, can you?[/QUOTE]I'm not going to say that it can't or won't happen, but I would think that a HJ ending up in court would be very unlikely unless there were other extenuating circumstances. But I wouldn't put it past any LE to use it to make you sweat a little if they stopped you after walking out of an AMP and want to make you talk. Not saying that happens alot either. But it does happen on occasions. And if it happens to you, just follow the advice other seniors have given on the subject."I have a sore back, just needed a massage." "I don't know what you are talking about, nothing happened in there but a massage." You get the point.

BD

Can anyone recommend a spot that offers thai syle massage in the area? I'm ok with just a great massage if nothings on the table. Been searching for a true thai style massage for a while now. After blowing a few thousand on this hobby in search of the best deep tissue and thai style massage I've found that what most providers offer really isn't deep tissue at all. Hopefully one of you can point me in the right direction.

[QUOTE=Rahjohn;1252826]Can anyone recommend a spot that offers thai syle massage in the area? I'm ok with just a great massage if nothings on the table. Been searching for a true thai style massage for a while now. After blowing a few thousand on this hobby in search of the best deep tissue and thai style massage I've found that what most providers offer really isn't deep tissue at all. Hopefully one of you can point me in the right direction.[/QUOTE]Have you tried 9001? They do give a really good deep tissue massage especially from yoyo.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1251856]Try explaining that to LE or the judge. I doubt that they would have the same view as you. The Maryland Code defines "sexual act" as, among other things, an act "that can reasonably be construed to be for sexual arousal or gratification". Yep, sexual arousal or gratification pretty much sums up a HJ and HE to me.

BD.

[QUOTE]Even though you might get a judge to overlook a happy ending, he mighy not be very happy with the fact she had her finger up your ass. Be safe.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1252970][QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1251856]Try explaining that to LE or the judge. I doubt that they would have the same view as you. The Maryland Code defines "sexual act" as, among other things, an act "that can reasonably be construed to be for sexual arousal or gratification". Yep, sexual arousal or gratification pretty much sums up a HJ and HE to me.

BD.

[QUOTE]Even though you might get a judge to overlook a happy ending, he mighy not be very happy with the fact she had her finger up your ass. Be safe.

GTR[/QUOTE]Actually I can tell you from experience that the "prosecution" is going to avoid all of these kinds of topics in front of the judge. The have to prove only that money was exchanged for services rendered. It is very cut and dry. Remember! Don't leave any money laying around in the room it will be considered evidence and you will end up as a witness in court.

[QUOTE=Henlopen;1251994]Physical contact with the genitals is quite different than porn or a back rub. Some are soo clueless[/QUOTE]What I Mentioned causes arousal etc etc as an example but I didn't know they were different. I have to be careful to have my pants off when watching porn, getting a back rub, holding a girl's hand, or getting my toes sucked because I blow my wad all over the place doesn't everybody? Huh what you don't gee I wish I was as smart as you but not as ignorant.

Took a trip, first time, asked for Cherry but was told she was busy.

Drew a "Month". Little older a girl than my preference. Not the look either but went for it.

It was worth it. Great shower. She knew what I was there for. Basically no massage. Lots of tickling and play with the under carriage.

If you are in to ass play, she is your girl. Amazing technique. Dirty talking.

Cons- kind of gave me a hard time about tip and didn't use the whole hour. Next time Ill go for the half hour and use the money saved on the extras offered that she promised next time.

[QUOTE=Satya;1253635]What I Mentioned causes arousal etc etc as an example but I didn't know they were different. I have to be careful to have my pants off when watching porn, getting a back rub, holding a girl's hand, or getting my toes sucked because I blow my wad all over the place doesn't everybody?[/QUOTE]Sounds like you suffer from premature ejaculation. How old are you. 15?

Was in the area today, so I decided to go to Kyoto based on reports here.

I am so glad I went as it was one of the best sessions I have had at an AMP in a long time.

Saw a few girls on the way in with the mamasan, but did not see the girl she sent to me until she opened the curtain. I was expecting Coffee or Sherry or someone that was mentioned in previous reports, but I was extremely happy to meet Sophia. A small spinner type, longer balck hair, with nice C's or very small D's, about mid 30's, smelled dreamy and knew all the right moves. After a standing shower, we went to the room where I experienced her silky smooth touch which made the massage very enjoyable and hit all the right areas and I was rewarded with a great ending as I had my own materials.

As with everything else on this board, YMMV, but I would recommend to go see her. Of the 3 other girls I was able to eyeball on the way in, they all had very nice silky short dresses / mini skirts on with high heels, and all were better than average looking and seemed in good spirits.

I was not disappointed in the least, and hopefully, many of you will not be either. .7/1

Stopped by JH Tues. Afternoon. Tried calling first, phones were going to automated answering message. Tried both numbers I had, nothing. Went to back door and was greeted by M. Just off the boat from China. Regular was off on Tues. And both first floor rooms were in use. Let M. Take me downstairs to small room, where it went downhill from there. Got 15-20 min. Poor rub on back, with reach around. After flip, fair oral exam, and short tug. After she decides that I'm finished, she gets up and leaves room. When she gets back, I tell her that I wasn't done, and that's when the fun started. M. Goes out and gets another girl who has little skill with english, and I explain my predicament. Girls get on same page with me and M goes back to work.

Finish up, and M is very sorry. This episode was like herding cats. I was using all the handsigns and motions I knew, and was getting" deer in the headlights looks". On the good side Lucy is back, and Victoria too. They just weren't there Tuesday.

Oh well, better luck next time.

Be Safe,

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1254978]Stopped by JH Tues. Afternoon. Tried calling first, phones were going to automated answering message. Tried both numbers I had, nothing. Went to back door and was greeted by M. Just off the boat from China. Regular was off on Tues. And both first floor rooms were in use. Let M. Take me downstairs to small room, where it went downhill from there. Got 15-20 min. Poor rub on back, with reach around. After flip, fair oral exam, and short tug. After she decides that I'm finished, she gets up and leaves room. When she gets back, I tell her that I wasn't done, and that's when the fun started. M. Goes out and gets another girl who has little skill with english, and I explain my predicament. Girls get on same page with me and M goes back to work.

Finish up, and M is very sorry. This episode was like herding cats. I was using all the handsigns and motions I knew, and was getting" deer in the headlights looks". On the good side Lucy is back, and Victoria too. They just weren't there Tuesday.

Oh well, better luck next time.

Be Safe,

GTR[/QUOTE]I have similar situations before. At two other mp in passed. It made me really angry. Do the ones off the boat really don't understand expectations or what?

I am waiting for anna to come back to jh

I went to 8910 on Thursday and was greeted by Kelly. She says that this is her first gig but of course I don't think so by the way she swung my lead. Her massage skills are terrific. She said she was schooled in Chinese massage by a Chinese therapeutic massage school in New York and I believe her. I have seen her twice and will return before her stint in Baltimore is up on Tuesday. Give her a try.

This had to make me laugh. The language barrier can be tough. But, shall we say, I have discovered a work-around as it were.

If you have a smartphone, like an android, or an iphone, get a translator app. Chinese and Korean are included.

Thus you can voice-to-text what you want to explain and it is translated.

Shall we say, it has worked like a charm for me.

[QUOTE=Massagame; 1255206]I have similar situations before. At two other mp in passed. It made me really angry. Do the ones off the boat really don't understand expectations or what?

I am waiting for anna to come back to jh[/QUOTE]

Went to my standby, VS, which has quickly gone down hill IMHO. Saw LuLu, nice looking girl but distant, not very chatty at all. One the flip gave a choice of one or the other endings, not even a little of one then the other, then offered to up sell for both. I flipped back over and told her I was opting to just finish the massage instead, that went over real well LOL. First few times were great but the girls have turned over and the last couple have stunk.

Looking for a nice looking girl with good skills and a fun attitude, heck, just a good attitude and a nice smile, getting bored of the bad attitudes. I'm always nice, respectful & try and be fun, and would like the same in return. Whatever.

Houndog *ruff*

I was passing through Baltimore last week and tried this place.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2544520972.html[/url]

Its pretty well off the beaten path for a traveller, but the price is right for the service. I thought I was at the wrong place at first as Its a nail salon, but talking to the gal at the desk, she took me straight back to a room where they've got a table set up.

Massage was good, and she had no problems w / getting right too it on the flip. A. 4 donation for the hands, and she allowed some roaming, but everything stayed on. Finished the hand work and then had another 15-20 min of massage to relax with.

Very nice experience! Wish I wasn't 4 hrs away from here normally!