Ten MORE Things That I've Learned About the Sugar Bowl (#31-40)
31. $450 will close deals with 95% of SB's; $500 will close 98% of them; the 99th percentile requires $600-800 and the final 1% can be anywhere from $1 K to $2,500 PER MEET. I had a long wrangle with a SB named Lilbarbie who bottom-lined me at $5 K for 2 meetings a month. Her final defense of this outlandish price? "I'm not a prostitute. " Well, probably not at those prices.
32. Latinas, what's up with the eyebrows? A couple of giant 2 D caterpillars on your forehead are a massive distraction and make you look like a Turkish cab driver.
33. The phrases "serious men only" and "don't waste my time" in a SB profile are the surest signs of a pro.
34. I'm seeing a rising trend of SB's using a single profile pic that barely shows anything. The photo either: (a) doesn't show a face, (b) is intentionally blurry, or (c) is shot from such a long distance that no amount of zooming can help you see the girl. I assume that this is a result of nave SB's telling each other that they can maintain their anonymity and guys will take the time and effort to get to know them before politely requesting a photo and that the beautiful dance of a great guy coming into their lives will commence. I, of course, instantly hide their profiles. If a girl has any problems at all letting the general SD population see a clear photo of her face and body, then she's either not cute or she ain't going to fuck easily. But this is one of the most annoying trends that I'm seeing nowadays.
35. I'm shocked by how many college girls claim to be studying STEM fields. I can't think of a single reason to explain this phenomenon. There are so many of them listing biophysics, astronomy, engineering or molecular biology as their major. Where are the social science babies? Why are so many SB's studying tech?
36. The most horrifying trend that I see is the increasing frequency of big tattoos on the solar plexus, right underneath and sometimes coming up between the breasts. This is a sure-fire way to make an otherwise sexy girl almost unfuckable. See Liya Silver, the porn star, as an example. She has the sexiest body in the world, but she asked a tattooist to take a huge black shit on her chest and utterly ruined the canvas.
37. I got stung for the first time by a scam. I got lured to a meet in Westwood and, when I arrived at the door of the apartment building, the person running the scam texted me and insisted that I Venmo $400 before letting me into the building. I knew instantly what was happening, so I asked the person to just come down to the lobby and wave to me through the locked glass lobby entrance door, but the person obviously wasn't there. He was probably in the Ukraine. The profile name was Myaaaaaa22 or some other number at the end I reported him, but please avoid if see you a PR goddess who's quick to invite you over.
38. I started using [URL]Dayuse.com[/URL] and it's a godsend. I can now book a meeting with a SB who lives an hour away who can't host and has no car. I just book a room at a major hotel for 4-8 hours for like 50-65% off the rack rate. I got a $329 hotel room for $129 and had the room from 12-7 pm. This tool extends your geographical range like no other.
39. I ran across my first chubby girl who lied about her weight. Her pix showed a girl 5'4" and 120 lbs, but, in person, this chick was significantly heavier. We went for coffee and this girl talked so fucking dirty to me. Life must be hard on a site with so many skinny and athletic chicks. She was pretty and not too fat to date in a regular context, but she wasn't somebody worth paying to fuck. She texted me afterward to say that she was thinking about my cock all the way down her throat. LOL.
40. I had my first experience of a SB begging off a meeting because she was menstruating. She said, "Daddy, I can't meet for a few days because I'm on my period. " I replied, "Is your mouth bleeding, too?" I keep forgetting that they're human!