LOL at Me aka The Creepshow Event
It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.
Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.
I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).
I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.
I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.
I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.
I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.
Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.
50/40 and untold psychological damage.
Priceless.
Another creepshow story LOL
[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;3912638]It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.
Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.
I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).
I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.
I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.
I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.
I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.
Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.
50/40 and untold psychological damage.
Priceless.[/QUOTE]LOL interesting and funny story!
About a couple of weeks a go I was on a stroll and stopped over on Fredrick / St Johns and just like yours she was well over 50. Got a half crappy massage and the flip was mediocer at best but I will give her credit for persistence since I was taking a while. I didn't care for her technique so I tried to guide her as to how I like it (low and slow like good barbecue LOL) but she complained and said next time she was going to charge me more for taking so long. 70/40 split.
This is the kind of customer service that we seem to be constantly complaining about. I won't be returning there for at least six months and hopefully they will have some one a little more customer friendly.
Went to RL and Asian Service in Columbia
Called the Asian Service, got a text with the address, when I got there they told me which apartment # to go to. Mid 30's petite Chinese woman. Did not partake as she didn't float my boat, told the booker to message me when they get someone new.
Went to RL and saw a similar petite mid 30's woman, except she was Korean. Also didn't partake. I'll pay the premium for Greenbelt.
First visit to RL in a few years
Over the weekend I found myself in the Laurel area and decided to seek out some stress relief. I wanted, and needed, a massage so I sought out an AMP. I drove over to the shopping center housing RL. It was my first visit there since before joining this forum. I initially tried to find the back entrance but couldn't locate it, so I drove back around and parked out front. I didn't observe the SUV described by a previous monger, nor did I observe any other suspected surveillance vehicles. I went inside and Kelly answered the door after a few minutes. She was 40-ish, not the greatest in the looks department but not ugly either. She took me back, I gave her the house fee and got undressed. The table shower was in use when I arrived, so I had to wait a few minutes before Kelly took me back. The table shower itself was OK, with decent water temperature and all vital areas cleaned front and back. I heard the doorbell ring once on my way and again while drying off.
I went back to the room and laid down. Kelly arrived after cleaning up. I asked for medium pressure but got medium-to-hard on my shoulders instead. She worked out some kinks so in the end it was worth the discomfort. Eventually she dismounted. The next thing I know Kelly was back on the table rubbing her B or C cups along my back and backside. She asked me to turn over and I noticed that she was in her birthday suit. I wondered if something more than I was expecting would take place, but instead she got some cream and began a HJ. After a few minutes she urged me to hurry up and finish. I'm a bit older and it takes me awhile to get going, so that left me annoyed. Not helping matters was the fact that I'd recently completed treatment for bronchitis, including a medication affecting my ability to finish. Also not helping was Kelly's resistance to my playing with her boobs and pussy.
I finally took matters into my own hands and produced the desired results. Kelly cleaned me up, then got dressed and massaged my legs and neck before telling them time was up. At least I got the full hour. I got dressed, gave her the tip and left. . 7 + . 4. If I'm in the area again I hope someone other than Kelly will take care of me.
There is a pizza store nearby
[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;3933171]Pizza delivery guy parks out front, complete with spot light. Had me circling around for like 20 minutes one night.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I noticed a pizza store nearby with delivery drivers coming and going when I visited RL over the weekend. Hopefully they made some good tips. Judging by how many times the doorbell rang while I was there, the presence of the pizza place seemed to have no effect on the mongers.