Streetwalker Reports

Lee Road: I saw 2 SW's near the Adanson 7/11. The first one was a chubby WSW or HSW wearing a red sweatshirt. She was walking side-by-side with her black pimp. I know 90% of SW's have a pimp, but the smart pimps stay behind the scenes and out of sight. It is never a good sign when the SW and the pimp are side-by-side like that. I would rate her as a 4 in appearance, so she wasn't worth the trouble anyway. The second one was a WSW with a gray hooded sweatshirt. The hood completely obscured her face so I couldn't see what she looks like. In ten years I have never seen anything on Lee Road worth stopping for, but I only cruise through there if it's on my way.

NOBT: 1 WSW standing in a pitch-black area north of Silver Star with nowhere to pull over. I don't get it. Who stops right in the middle of the road to pick up someone they can't see. Some of you guys must be packing those infra-red military goggles, LOL. I'm pretty sure she was white and female but that is all the detail I could make out in the darkness, and I've got the night vision of a fucking owl.

SOBT: Not quite business as usual, but there were quite a few to choose from. There were 3 or 4 BSW's hanging around the ABC Liquor at Oakridge, but it didn't take long before OCSO showed up and chased them away. Not much action south of Sandlake. I picked up a WSW called "Diamond" just north of Sandlake. I would rate her as a 7.5 in appearance. She says she is from Ohio. Her cellphone has a Los Angeles area code. On OBT she asks for $100 for FS, but she can be talked down to $70 or so. On CL shes asks for $150 firm. I won't go into the gory details, but suffice it to say she smelled good, felt good, and I had a good time.

Over and out.

P.S. I believe the pic on CL really is her, but she had dark hair (not blonde) when I met her.

I was rolling down the trail toward Orlando and I see a nicw HSW on the R/H side standing on the corner, so i turn down the street (half way between sand lake and the resort) and i spin around and she comes to the car.


She opens the door halfway and says "you got $60" I look at her and she says " I've been getting offers of $20 and I need $60" I say "wrong question" she says "why,you a cop" I say " you getting in or not" she gets in and I pull out on the trail, she says" you gotta turn around I got a spot down by the park. She is from N.Y. ,very cute a big set of ta-tas and a little thick in the middle ,like a Mexican.

I could tell by her agression and her attempts at control that this wasn't going to be worth a shit, just then my phone rings and "I say i've got to drop you I need to take this call", she was disappointed but got out, I'd rather spend 60 on someone who would appreciate it, when they are that agressive it's usually " are you ready yet?' every 10 seconds, and you wind up pissed off.---VS

P.S. No matter how cute they are, their personality determines the service, if their shy and submissive or really insecure you can usually have a good time because you can direct them.
If they start with "how much can you spend baby" "oh baby you can spend more than that, I never do it for less than xxx and for that I can't spend much time" or " Do yo take a long time to come" "come on baby come for me" then you know you've got a hard , hustleing hooker with a real scumbag pimp and it's time to push the button on the ejection seat--VS

Where has everyone gone? Are me and VS the only ones who still cruise for street tail? (The photo in my last post has 1600+ views, so I know muhfuckaz read this shit...)

I picked up a WSW called "Kim" on OBT south of the Beachline. Went back to her room. Clothes come off and she looks and smells clean. She's 20 and has huge double-D tits. I'm not a titsman, but it's a nice rack. She says they are natural. She's a bit chubby around the waist, but she hasn't had any kids yet, so her box is still reasonably tight. CBJ + DATY + FS = $100. She's not a crackhead, but she does some 420. She's easy to talk to, not hardcore yet. She even gave me a hug when I left. I don't care about that GFE crap, but I guess she was trying to show me that she is still human unlike most of the SW's out there.

Sorry, no pics. She says she is on CL, but I'll be damned if I can find her ad anywhere. Bottom line: If you like big tits, a shaved stench-free cooter, a pleasant personality, and you can tolerate her prices, she gets the HH Seal of Approval.

[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]Where has everyone gone? Are me and VS the only ones who still cruise for street tail? (The photo in my last post has 1600+ views, so I know muhfuckaz read this shit...)

I picked up a WSW called "Kim" on OBT south of the Beachline. Went back to her room. Clothes come off and she looks and smells clean. She's 20 and has huge double-D tits. I'm not a titsman, but it's a nice rack. She says they are natural. She's a bit chubby around the waist, but she hasn't had any kids yet, so her box is still reasonably tight. CBJ + DATY + FS = $100. She's not a crackhead, but she does some 420. She's easy to talk to, not hardcore yet. She even gave me a hug when I left. I don't care about that GFE crap, but I guess she was trying to show me that she is still human unlike most of the SW's out there.

Sorry, no pics. She says she is on CL, but I'll be damned if I can find her ad anywhere. Bottom line: If you like big tits, a shaved stench-free cooter, a pleasant personality, and you can tolerate her prices, she gets the HH Seal of Approval.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a great deal!

Well, I'm not realy one for SW action but I was back in town and in a pinch and the oportunity was there. I personally have a nice little hide-a-way that I take SW's to if I wanna little action (can statements be oxymorons too?). Well I was driving down Oakridge toward OBT and saw a young lady walking around one of the strip malls on that street. So I stopped to say hello and offer the young lady a ride. I thought she was Hispanic at first but as I talked to her it dawned on me that she wasn't. She was mixed black/white and probably from Alabama or Goergia by the slight accent she was trying to hide. Goes by the name Sandy. Same old story....."I'm new in town and ain't been doing this long blah blah blah!" I will admit, I'm a little sloppy. I didn't get through the cop test all that well. Anyway, got her back to my spot (right around the corner) and tried to talk her into a little titties on the glass outside action. She declined. offered her room. I declined. so all I got was a cheap but decent BJ. Yeah, I know...not an exciting event but Oh well. No phone #....

Oh yeah...what they say about Tampa S-clubs is true....WAY better than Orlando clubs! I'm going back soon!

Was cruising OBT last night and saw a cute little redhead standing out near the italian place. Drove around the block and came back, drove into the parking lot and she came over. Did the usual LE check. She was pretty good looking close up (looked like she was a little tweaked on the rock, but not too bad yet). Gave a good pipe cleaning w/swallow for. 40 (talked down from. 70). Name is Sarah. Didn't have a phone or didn't want to give it out. Says that she is usually around that area.

I decided to take a quick run down the Trail on Friday morning from the 408 to Sandlake. I noticed a HSW with bleached blonde hair walking in a sundress on the east side of the road near the 7-11 north of Sonny's. That sundress was blowing in the breeze and she just looked so fresh. She had B cups and thick thighs and had a very sexy body.

I pulled over in the 7-11 lot and she walked up to the passenger door and I asked if she needed a ride. She hopped in. She asked if I was "an officer" and I said no and went to do the LE check and she said don't waste time doing that since she has been busted twice doing it.

We drove around a little negotiating a .5 CBJ in her hotel room with a little extra playing action. She was good. She was really good. Almost offered a little extra to upgrade to FS, but I was going to be late for a appointment.

Sorry I didn't get her name but she usually works the trail at night. Says she will never get in a Mongers car at night. She will only meet them at her room. She seems to work alone.

Be careful out there guys!

WOF

[QUOTE=Orlando Seeker]Was cruising OBT last night and saw a cute little redhead standing out near the italian place. Drove around the block and came back, drove into the parking lot and she came over. Did the usual LE check. She was pretty good looking close up (looked like she was a little tweaked on the rock, but not too bad yet). Gave a good pipe cleaning w/swallow for. 40 (talked down from. 70). Name is Sarah. Didn't have a phone or didn't want to give it out. Says that she is usually around that area.[/QUOTE]Which Italian place?

[QUOTE=Badboy69]Which Italian place?[/QUOTE]Oh God, here we go again...

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=547497&postcount=664[/url]

Friday noon across from the Home Depot this wsw was advertising in heavy traffic. Of coarse it only took about 2 seconds for her to be picked up but too public for this scardy cat.

[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]Oh God, here we go again...

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=547497&postcount=664[/url][/QUOTE]Hey HH, thanks for the shout out.

"The Italian Place" means The Olive Garden, of course. It's a well-known front
established for laundering vice money. How else do you think our former
governor became so wealthy?

Along with Red Lobster, it's genesis came from the original concept of "Gary's
Duck Inn," which stood for years as an Orlando landmark on South Orange
Blossom Trail.

[url]http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_nSPEISS_v30/ai_18091877[/url]

I stop into the Olive Garden whenever I have a craving to taste some real
"angel hair."

You can dip your breadstick into several kinds of sauce, light or dark. Maybe
you prefer to do a little canolli. Or sample some of the fresh scampi.

Occasionally they even offer a bottomless bowl. You can slurp and suck to your
heart's content. Have as many pops at it as you like.

If you are totally ravished, they can take you on an entire "Tour of Italy,"
until you find that you've become completely engorged.

This is not your typical drive-through experience. No cash-and-dash or
bun-and-run. It's positioned squarely in the middle of the casual market.

So park your car and allow the hostess to find just the right spot to serve
you. There is no question that you are going to get full service here.

The waitress comes often, and cleans up for you afterwards. And there's no
such thing as clock watching.

Olive Garden.

When you're here, you're family®.

DB

I think I saw this girl as early as 630 walking on Lee near Shells.
I would have picked her up if I wasn't going to work.

[QUOTE=Hairball]Friday noon across from the Home Depot this wsw was advertising in heavy traffic. Of coarse it only took about 2 seconds for her to be picked up but too public for this scardy cat.[/QUOTE]

Beware of a HSW called "Teresa". She is young and cute, a monger's wet-dream, but something isn't right. She has wavy black shoulder-length hair and rock-hard tits. She says she is from New Jersey. I picked her up on OBT between Americana and Oakridge, across from one of those lousy non-strip clubs. She passed the LE check with flying colors, but she started acting very strange after that. She was aggressive and wanted me to park in a certain spot. The area was all wrong for a car-date. She is either extremely stupid, or she was trying to set me up to get robbed by her pimp. I gave her the boot and got out of the area quick. Better safe than sorry.

I don't know if she is related to the HSW that VS mentioned in report #1017, but I agree with his advice 100%. If they act too aggressive or your instincts tell you something is wrong, do whatever you have to do to get rid of them, and move on.

Despite what Dodger Bulldog would have you believe, the Italian Place refers to the Tuscany Village (4855 S. OBT - just south of Holden).

I had referred to it by the other name not out of secrecy, but rather because it was just what I knew it as. Sorry for the confusion that caused - after all, to this day I still do not know what "switzerland" refers to.

So there is your answer.

East Colonial Area

Beware of a provider named "Meo". She is a hottie. Early 30's. Hispanic. Brown eyes. Long dark hair. Short. Not Chubby, Not Slender. Nice Body.

Met her earlier in the day. She was really cracked out almost incoherent. Gave me the wrong cell #. I came back later. I was waiting at her hotel to pick her up. She came back from a date in another mongers truck. I approached the truck and peered inside.

The previous monger exited the truck, and the interior light came on. The monger said "Meo, get out of the truck, I am not paying you any more money." Sitting in the passenger seat, inside the truck, clear as day, I could see Meo with a knife in her hand jabbing the knife into the mongerers truckseat. Meo said "If you don't give me the extra $$$ you promised me, I'm cutting up your seat."

Clearly she was out of her mind. I didn't stick around. Needless to say, I didn't session with this knife wielding provider.

Too bad...she was a hottie

Avoid this one.

[QUOTE=Orlando Seeker]after all, to this day I still do not know what "switzerland" refers to.[/QUOTE]I believe that it is slang for a certain kind of condom made of cheese. With holes in them, no less.

It comes with some of the white sauce Northern Italian dishes at The Olive Garden.

When you're here, you're family®.

DB

Badboy, thanks for the warning. I never pick up a SW who is carrying a purse or bag. If she has a purse, I guarantee there is a weapon inside (knife, gun, razor blade, pepper spray, etc.)

The preferred hooker uniform is: miniskirt, tube top, high heels, no panties, no bra. Where can she hide a weapon in that outfit?

P.S. Once you reach 100 posts, you will receive an invitation to a kinky poker game somewhere in Kissimmee. Some of Osceola County's finest parolees will be on hand to provide entertainment. You will be officially inducted into the Family, and you will find out the [i]true meaning[/i] of secret codes such as "The Italian Place", "Switzerland", and "The Kazakhstan Special". Hope to see you there someday, buddy!

Well I have been out of the game for some time now. New job in Tampa as got me very busy and as kept me from O-town & The Happy Trail. So I decided that I needed to get in some play time or I was going to end up turning into Jack Torrence..."Here's Johnny".

It was dead dead dead on the trail, but I finally came across a little blonde wsw down the side street by Cleo's around 8:30pm last night. Kelly is about 5'5", early 20's, a little chunky, with a low 6 rating on the looks department. Nothing special to look at but she gave a fine bbbjcim w/spit for .30. She seemed to really enjoy it and told me she loves talking into Mr. Microphone. She was also not all cracked out which is a plus. She said that she was on CL but got off because O-town's finest got her in a sting. I did the CL search but could not find her, so sorry no pics to post. All in all a fair find and if I see her again I would pick her up for another round. Searched the trail for another hour or so to see if anything else was out and about...dead dead dead. Take care & safe hunting.

[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]Badboy, thanks for the warning. I never pick up a SW who is carrying a purse or bag. If she has a purse, I guarantee there is a weapon inside (knife, gun, razor blade, pepper spray, etc.) [/QUOTE]Thanks HH, that is good advice. Have heard it before, but never incorporated it into my mongering ritual. After my experience with "Psycho Meo, The UNhappy H00ker", I will certainly add it to my reportoire.

"The Italian Place", Tuscany, executive resorts, where pretty much every woman you see is for sale, certainly has been a good source of talented a little more upscale providers. What is in even far greater abundance are the "Freindly" vendors of crack. Very convenient to resident rock conneusoirs, such as Tanya (who has gone "downhill" and left the swank digs of the Exec Resorts.).

I always feel squeamish driving down the long driveway next to Randalls Knives, I call it "ambush alley. " But, I still drive down it anyway. The long narrow drive creates many chokepoints. One entrance. No back exits. Plus the second story "spotters" certainly give them a home advantage. A great place for an ambush.

MY MAIN POINT: When mongers say "The Italian Place" or any other really vague description, I immediately dismiss the post as "Bull Ca-Ca. " I think to myself "this is a bogus trip report by a bogus monger"

I agree with your post that you have bookedmarked regarding such "vagueness" Thank you for reinforcing the point.

As for " Switzerland " I still do not know where it is. Just out of curiousity, will someone enlightne me?

As for Kazakstan, methinks you is trying to pull a fast one on poor old Bad Boy. Given the current drought, the board has decayed into jokes and diversions.

Kissimmee: Thanks for the invite. Never mongered in Kissimmee. Saw a few pics of Kissimmee providers. Kissismee must be a haven for "retired providers in their twiight years" That's why I have never mongered there.

WHAT I AM REALLY HOPING FOR: Is that Dodger bulldog invites me to the Olive Garden. I especially like the "pre filled" Swiss Cheese condoms.

"As for " Switzerland " I still do not know where it is. Just out of curiousity, will someone enlightne me? "
Posted by ---Badboy 69




Well I guess I'm a Bogus Monger as I've referred to the
"Resort' or "Italian Resort" many times in my posts. It was an attempt years ago to "Not be too obvious in the reports as to alert LE and the Christian right who think that blow jobs, eating pussy and the screwing we do is an abomination unto the Lord" I guess they all came out of test tubes.

That train has long ago left the station ,so it's habit and not meant to confuse, anyone who is confused can and should use the PM system to clear their mind. It might be more polite than putting down other mongers.

"Switzerland" is the "Geneva" Motel as in Geneva, Switzerland a short time motel on N.O.B.T. just north of Clarecona-Ocoee rd. across from the Burger King. I have been there at 1 O'clock in the afternoon and seen city employees in uniform checking in while obviously on "city time" so it's not any secret anymore. Reasonable prices and procedures as well as refreshments and all necessary safety items LOL. When I started there it was $12 now its $ 25 , still cheap considering the safety factor and the inroom porno.----VS


P.S. Kazakastan is still a secret and when you are inducted into "The Grand Exhalted Knights of the Enhanced Hardon" Kissimmee Chapter also known as "V" our Grand Master " The Antagonist" will Induct you into the secrets of the St. Cloud Ho-House among our other ancient secrets.

[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]Beware of a HSW called "Teresa". She is young and cute, a monger's wet-dream, but something isn't right. She has wavy black shoulder-length hair and rock-hard tits. She says she is from New Jersey. I picked her up on OBT between Americana and Oakridge, across from one of those lousy non-strip clubs. She passed the LE check with flying colors, but she started acting very strange after that. She was aggressive and wanted me to park in a certain spot. The area was all wrong for a car-date. She is either extremely stupid, or she was trying to set me up to get robbed by her pimp. I gave her the boot and got out of the area quick. Better safe than sorry.

I don't know if she is related to the HSW that VS mentioned in report #1017, but I agree with his advice 100%. If they act too aggressive or your instincts tell you something is wrong, do whatever you have to do to get rid of them, and move on.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure this is the same chick, thanks for doubling up the warning, the more guys that read this the better the chances they won't get burned---VS

Dry dry dry dry.

Good lord, my lunch cruise going up lee, turning left on OBT then back towards switzerland. Nothing. Not a single one. Nothing on Edgewater.

Been this way for a few weeks. *sigh*

I hate having to go all the way to SOBT for lunch, I just don't have the time!

SJ

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]I'm sure this is the same chick, thanks for doubling up the warning, the more guys that read this the better the chances they won't get burned---VS[/QUOTE]Ya. Got burned by her. Nice bod though. Pulled into a little park had by boy in her hand when a truck puleld up and she shouted "oh my God! My husband! " and she took off like a rocket. What a bummer!

You live and you learn (or you don't live long)

SJ

[QUOTE=Badboy69]As for Kazakstan, methinks you is trying to pull a fast one on poor old Bad Boy. Given the current drought, the board has decayed into jokes and diversions.[/QUOTE]You are basically correct. Some of us are just trying to have a little fun here. I have heard a lot of rumors over the years. Some of them are true, some of them are false, and some of them I just don't know.

For example, a former member of this forum told me about a very exclusive whorehouse run by a Chinese lady in an upscale Orlando neighborhood. You needed a password to enter. (Anyone seen the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"?) I decided to check it out. I parked about a mile away and walked because I was concerned that the place might be under police surveillance and I didn't want the cops to see my license plate number. I even put on a baseball cap and sunglasses. I got to the house and a Chinese woman answered the door just like the monger had described to me. I gave the password and she looked at me like I was totally fucking nuts. The monger later said that the mamasan is very reluctant to admit any non-Asian men, even if they give the correct password. To this day I still don't know if it was real or if he just played a good practical joke on me. However, I observed an unusual amount of traffic coming and going from that house, so it makes me think there really was something kinky going on there.

Similarly, there was supposed to be a trailer a couple miles east of Apopka that doubled as a Mexican whorehouse. True or false? Beats me. The point is, none of us know everything, no matter how knowledgeable we think we are. There will always be little places that have to remain highly secretive to avoid getting raided by the MBI Gestapo.

Over and out, HH

[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]You are basically correct. Some of us are just trying to have a little fun here. I have heard a lot of rumors over the years. Some of them are true, some of them are false, and some of them I just don't know.

For example, a former member of this forum told me about a very exclusive whorehouse run by a Chinese lady in an upscale Orlando neighborhood. You needed a password to enter. (Anyone seen the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"?) I decided to check it out. I parked about a mile away and walked because I was concerned that the place might be under police surveillance and I didn't want the cops to see my license plate number. I even put on a baseball cap and sunglasses. I got to the house and a Chinese woman answered the door just like the monger had described to me. I gave the password and she looked at me like I was totally fucking nuts. The monger later said that the mamasan is very reluctant to admit any non-Asian men, even if they give the correct password. To this day I still don't know if it was real or if he just played a good practical joke on me. However, I observed an unusual amount of traffic coming and going from that house, so it makes me think there really was something kinky going on there.

Similarly, there was supposed to be a trailer a couple miles east of Apopka that doubled as a Mexican whorehouse. True or false? Beats me. The point is, none of us know everything, no matter how knowledgeable we think we are. There will always be little places that have to remain highly secretive to avoid getting raided by the MBI Gestapo.

Over and out, HH[/QUOTE]


If the upscale neighborhood you mention is on the west side of town, then yes, it existed and was very real... a good friend of mine was a regular there. I to have also heard about the Mexican trailer, but the version I heard was that it was in Sanford.

[QUOTE=Badboy69]Thanks HH, that is good advice. Have heard it before, but never incorporated it into my mongering ritual. After my experience with "Psycho Meo, The UNhappy H00ker", I will certainly add it to my reportoire.

"The Italian Place", Tuscany, executive resorts, where pretty much every woman you see is for sale, certainly has been a good source of talented a little more upscale providers. What is in even far greater abundance are the "Freindly" vendors of crack. Very convenient to resident rock conneusoirs, such as Tanya (who has gone "downhill" and left the swank digs of the Exec Resorts.).

I always feel squeamish driving down the long driveway next to Randalls Knives, I call it "ambush alley. " But, I still drive down it anyway. The long narrow drive creates many chokepoints. One entrance. No back exits. Plus the second story "spotters" certainly give them a home advantage. A great place for an ambush.

MY MAIN POINT: When mongers say "The Italian Place" or any other really vague description, I immediately dismiss the post as "Bull Ca-Ca. " I think to myself "this is a bogus trip report by a bogus monger"

I agree with your post that you have bookedmarked regarding such "vagueness" Thank you for reinforcing the point.

As for " Switzerland " I still do not know where it is. Just out of curiousity, will someone enlightne me?

As for Kazakstan, methinks you is trying to pull a fast one on poor old Bad Boy. Given the current drought, the board has decayed into jokes and diversions.

Kissimmee: Thanks for the invite. Never mongered in Kissimmee. Saw a few pics of Kissimmee providers. Kissismee must be a haven for "retired providers in their twiight years" That's why I have never mongered there.

WHAT I AM REALLY HOPING FOR: Is that Dodger bulldog invites me to the Olive Garden. I especially like the "pre filled" Swiss Cheese condoms.[/QUOTE]


If you really want to get "Paranoid' next time your in the alley look on the right hand side wall and you'll see two cameras mounted on a pole next to the wall about half to 3/4 down the length of the wall. They probably have recorded you picking up an "Upscale crackerjack" and are trying to contact your wife as I write this. Rumor has it that OCSO has a feed coming right off the camera's so they can observe the activity. Probably not true,what do you think boy's? But hey, what does ol' VS know anyway----VS

I had a dream that I did a cruise up and down OBT, Westmoreland & Rio Grand nothing went down to Nashville between 34th & 45th seen a few WSW nothing worth scooping seen A good looking BSW but was gone when I did the turn around. Went to the Italian Place and those are the darkist Italians I ever seen in there. seen a WSS (White Stoop Sweeper) pretty face a bit heavy in the ass whith c cup titties name Jo-Trease first she waved me then came over to the car asked me if I wanted to come over to her apt. wasn't sure if she was LE so I told her to get in she did broom and all. We went for a cruise did the LE check and traded info on who & what we know we went back to her place at the Italian Place got a fully protected F/S for.7 thats all I have.

TA

[QUOTE=The Antagonist]I had a dream that I did a cruise up and down OBT, Westmoreland & Rio Grand nothing went down to Nashville between 34th & 45th seen a few WSW nothing worth scooping seen A good looking BSW but was gone when I did the turn around. Went to the Italian Place and those are the darkist Italians I ever seen in there. seen a WSS (White Stoop Sweeper) pretty face a bit heavy in the ass whith c cup titties name Jo-Trease first she waved me then came over to the car asked me if I wanted to come over to her apt. wasn't sure if she was LE so I told her to get in she did broom and all. We went for a cruise did the LE check and traded info on who & what we know we went back to her place at the Italian Place got a fully protected F/S for.7 thats all I have.

TA[/QUOTE]With all the shit going on and all the talk about the Italian Place, the Antagonist still picks up pussy in the heart of the devil's triangle. The man either has nerves of steel, unbelieveable radar, an eternal hard-on, or doesn't give a fuck about getting caught, or probably all four.

He must be like superman who can just fly away from trouble. He can just fly over, pick up his car, and haul ass, and probably grab the hooker by the hair in the other hand and take her with him and fly off with the car and the girl. Now the chick owes him free service for saving her. You have some big ones my friend.

[QUOTE=Spinner John]Ya. Got burned by her. Nice bod though. Pulled into a little park had by boy in her hand when a truck puleld up and she shouted "oh my God! My husband! " and she took off like a rocket. What a bummer!

You live and you learn (or you don't live long)

SJ[/QUOTE]

It takes balls to admit you got burned, but without the truth the board is not serving it's purpose.
My very first post was about a biatch that dipped my pocket for $275 bucks. It never happened again, this board is a great place to leave your ego at home and tell the truth anonymously, thanks again---VS

P.S. That one that got you wanted me to turn around and go to a little park that was safe, when I turned on to the trail because of oncoming traffic she panicked,I did turn around, got the phone call and dropped her off, this is another example of never letting them be in control of the parking spot, it's a pain making the judgement because some of these girls are pro's at getting your confidence and you want them to be comfortable so you get good service.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]It takes balls to admit you got burned, but without the truth the board is not serving it's purpose.

My very first post was about a biatch that dipped my pocket for $275 bucks. It never happened again, this board is a great place to leave your ego at home and tell the truth anonymously, thanks again---VS

P.S. That one that got you wanted me to turn around and go to a little park that was safe, when I turned on to the trail because of oncoming traffic she panicked,I did turn around, got the phone call and dropped her off, this is another example of never letting them be in control of the parking spot, it's a pain making the judgement because some of these girls are pro's at getting your confidence and you want them to be comfortable so you get good service.[/QUOTE]Back in the day, on Sistrunk Blvd in Fort Lauderdale ( I am sure all the vets who were ever down there know this place). There were so many hookers it was like love bugs bouncing off the windshield. It's night time and I am still inexperienced. See a black chick from behind, smoking body, great tits, long hair. Lots of traffic, so I pull over and without hesitation, I say get in and she does with no hesitation.

I reach over, grab a handful of titty...AND IT IS TOILET PAPER and the long hair is a FUCkING WIG. You guessed it boys, its a tranny. I tell "her" that I do not feel good (which is actually true because I noe have a tranny hooker in my car) and pull over but "she" will not get out. "She" says not without cash. I am a big guy and could have whipped his ass, but due to the neighborhood, the situation, and the time of night, the last thing I want is to get in a fight with a tranny in the middle of the street at 2:00 in the morning. So now I am freaking out. I am thinking, find a 7-11, pull into the parking lot, and deal with it there.

Then I think, maybe I can get Precious out of the car with some cash. I offer a 20, not enough, another 20, not enough...the last 20 in my pocket, not enough. I tell "her" thats it, I am broke. "She says, not enough, where is your wallet, I know you got more money". I get my wallet out of the hiding place and open it and "she" grabs the other 60 and gets out. Best 120 I ever spent. I then went home and bleached and Lysoled my car seat and door handles. The neighbors thought I puked in the car.

What did I learn.

Never pick up on the first pass, a couple of loops and a couple of views are required and mandatory.

Always hide the wallet and if it gets to be an uncomfortable situation, simply say. "I do not bring my wallet, I am afraid of getting ripped off".

The less clothes they are wearing the better, if they look like they are dressed for a fucking blizzard in Florida, there is probably a reason.

Well lit areas are better, easier to inspect the merchandise.

Never pick up someone named Precious

[QUOTE=SingleMoms]With all the shit going on and all the talk about the Italian Place, the Antagonist still picks up pussy in the heart of the devil's triangle. The man either has nerves of steel, unbelieveable radar, an eternal hard-on, or doesn't give a fuck about getting caught, or probably all four.

He must be like superman who can just fly away from trouble. He can just fly over, pick up his car, and haul ass, and probably grab the hooker by the hair in the other hand and take her with him and fly off with the car and the girl. Now the chick owes him free service for saving her. You have some big ones my friend.[/QUOTE]To be followed by a dos and don'ts ScoopAHoe session.

Your Mind Set

If you go out mongering thinking the worst then you are going to get caught. In my cruises I’ve encounter other mongers getting nailed just being stupid. If you’re so scared that you’re going to get caught then you’re going to make mistakes. Just recently I watched some poor monger that was so scared when he got to the corner of a intersection he didn’t know which way to go he couldn’t make a simple decision left or right, the poor bastard was sweating over it I was going to beep at him but I could see he was having a hard enough time as it is. If I was a cop I now I could have pulled him over and scared the piss out of him. If you find you self like this GO HOME AND JERK OFF if you have to but do not attempt to scoop up a SW she will sense your fear like a dog dose and will take you to the cleaners.

How I get pass the fear is I don’t believe I’m doing anything wrong women was created to be a companion to man not to be in charge man was always designed to be with more than one woman but society has made polygamy illegal and forced religions to forbid it but yet the Bible clearly states several times that’s the way we’re supposed to be. So society has given me no other choice but to take this course of action to satisfy the need to be with more than just one woman for the rest of my life.

Do I think the police really want to go out of their way to bust me scooping up a SW? No I don’t think that, they’re just doing their job. Most of them believe this to be a victimless crime and it really is, for us well boys will be boys and for the ladies if they really had someone who cared about them and could take care of them they wouldn’t be doing this. They do it because somewhere along the line society failed them and this was what they were left with and the more that society meddles the worse it gets for them so what’s the point. The only reason the street cops & judges go through the motions of busting Mongers & SW is to satisfy the politics in charge that want their headlines to show what a great job they’re doing for the so called Christian Right. If my boss gave me a meaning less job to do just so he could look good do you think that I would do me best at that job I don’t think so but I would do what ever I had to so I could get it over and done with.

Also don’t go out there arrogance like when I seen a monger in a 18 wheeler bang a u-turn in the middle of 192 to scoop up a good looking red headed WSW I think he made it 300ft after the scoop up when the cop hopped in to his car at the 7/11 and went after him or when the monger in the 4X4 truck made a u-turn in the middle of OBT by Cleo’s Place going right over the concrete medium to scoop up a good looking blonde WSW the cop let him do the scoop up then went after him lights and all. The poor bastard cops know that this kind of detail is meaningless but they still are forced to do it and that they deserve our respect and not to rub their faces in it because when they’re not being forced to do this meaningless detail they are fighting real crimes and putting their lives on the line for us.

If you see a good looking SW and you’re thinking might be a LE take a good look around her friends have to be close by they’re not going to put one of their fellow female officers in a life threatening position over something like this. I know the little head thinks first so I have to emphasize DON”T BE STUPID better safe than sorry. I know you’re thinking but what if some other crazy monger with balls bigger than brains dives right in and after you do the checks she’s gone. Well then you know now that she’s not LE and when you see her next time and you will see her again you won’t have to do so many checks.

If you’ve done the checks for her friends and didn’t see them and go in for the scoop if she doesn’t get in the car without a hassle then drive off do not make any arrangements with a SW outside of the car and after she’s in the car make shore she lets you see her nipple then let her unzip your fly and hold your member. Now I’ve been told by SW I trust that LE is letting them go down their pants and then still busting them(boys will be boys) then holding them in jail with no bond or a ridiculously high bond till they plead guilty to get out they get them to do this 3 times then up the river they go but I’ll tell you right now no female LE is going to let you see her nipple to make a bust but if you’re a Playboy Photographer well that’s a whole different ball game Isn’t it every woman has her price.

Now you’ve done all the LE checks and she passes but you don’t want to get ripped off if you have a place your comfortable with (and if you don’t find one before you go mongering again) take her there if she doesn’t go without a hassle get her out of your car let her go, now here’s where the sense of fear comes in if she thinks you’re scared then she’s going to take advantage of that remember these girls have all been in jail before and live on the streets like animals so their instincts are heighten to sense these things so you better be a good poker player because you’re faced with the unknown (O ya also never scoop up a SW with a purse of any size you never know what she has in there) What I do if she won’t get out and I think she’s trying to rob me is I look at her square in the eyes and reach down between my seat and my door and tell her if she doesn’t get out she’s going to be real sorry and that works for me but I’ve only had a SW push me that far twice.

Now these are just the basics every situation is different and you have to use your wits without getting paranoid. I hope this helps.

Sincerely

The Grand Master Of The Grand Exalted Knights of the Enhanced Hardon

TA

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]Well I guess I'm a Bogus Monger as I've referred to the
[/QUOTE]VS - I never meant to call YOU a bogus monger.

[QUOTE=Badboy69]VS - I never meant to call YOU a bogus monger.[/QUOTE]


But if it happens again I'll have the GrandMaster Hardon Butt F"a"ck you at the Italian resort while you carry a big purse...LOL----VS

Damn we need some more action to talk about, I'm going to Daytona!!

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]But if it happens again I'll have the GrandMaster Hardon Butt F"a"ck you at the Italian resort while you carry a big purse...LOL----VS

Damn we need some more action to talk about, I'm going to Daytona!![/QUOTE]And Sum Digits LOL

I will be in Orlando in about two months so I was just checking out the board. Kinda getting a head start on my homework about the scene because it's been almost a year since my last visit.

Well I just wanted to say keep up the good work guys, there is a lot of good info in here.

[QUOTE=SingleMoms]He must be like superman who can just fly away from trouble. He can just fly over, pick up his car, and haul ass, and probably grab the hooker by the hair in the other hand and take her with him and fly off with the car and the girl. Now the chick owes him free service for saving her. You have some big ones my friend.[/QUOTE]

He has balls of steel, great senses and is a crazy Mo Fo to boot. I compare mongering to bow hunting. You have to be aware of everything that is going on around you at all times. You have to smell it in the air. Look for the signs. Think through your moves five or six steps down the trail. Be smarter than those around you. The thrill of the hunt. Listen to the song "Fred Bear" by the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent. That's how the great mongers hunt.

WOF

P.S. Ted Nugent is a crazy Mo Fo!!

Fired up my monger rod, the one with wheels and blasted to Daytona.
No much happening at first. I spun the circuit a couple of times and only saw obvious homeless women--sad.
Finally I spun down Madison and saw Angelina Jolie but with bigger boobs. I swung around and as I got closer she looked over and we both recognized each other! It was Michelle the chick I did a twosome with her and sapphire. Man she looked hot,she commented on the good time we had last time and this time would be better because she had me all to herself.

We rolled to a Motel on Ridgewood, we checked in using her drivers licence so she could keep the room. First one I've seen in a long time with I.D..
We got in the room and she GFE'd me to death, sucked about everything you could especially the nuggets, amazing ball washer,just like on the golf course, clean as a whistle. After about an hour and a half I couldn't take anymore and left for some R+R.

Drove over to the beach and had a bite and some refreshment and decided to head home. Well I'm coming down Ridgewood by the Catholic church and I see this cute blond, looks familiar but I can't place her. So she turns down a sidestreet I come around and park and she steps right into my limo. Still can't place her, ask her her name , Carolina, bingo banged her on th beach a few months ago, she remembered. She's lost about 20lbs and thats why i couldn't place her. I tell her I really shouldn't have picked her up as I'd already had sex recently about an hour and a half ago and I probably couldn't come. She said it has been terrible up there she had been walking 3 HRS and I was her first date, she said even bike week was bad this year, nobody around. She said she would make me come, I said I doubt it , I was drained by Michelle, she begged me and I remembered how good she was before and how hard she worked and thorough she was so I headed for a scenic river spot.

Well it wasn't easy she worked it about 20-25 min, beads of sweat on the poor girls forehead and nothing and she didn't piss and moan or complain. Then she started to work the head and jiggled the nuggets and she got her reward and I did to. Best 30 I ever spent. Dropped her off, went home and slept like a baby. Two old friends in one day both amazing in totally different ways----VS

The traill.

Just cruised down the trail tonight just to see what was going on.

About 6-7 BSWs, they seem to be the troopers that tough out the cold.

1 WSW north of I4, below 408, looked a little older but very clean. Then later say 3 WSW, off of 28th street just before I4, looked 18-30ish. Kind of spread out.

Not as busy as I have seen in the past, but not the worst I have seen, cop presence was actually below average from what I have seen.

Just seemed different then the reports I have been reading.

Badboy69,

Get it right please