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TOFTT - Harmony (not bad for a quickie)
So I habitually scan BP during the week just to see what new affordable chocolate and caramel may be on the horizon. I have seen this girl Harmony on my radar scope a few times. Not only does she consistently offer a 60-65 quickie (fits into my budget!), but the pic she uses shows nice dark chocolate with a phat ass.
I was off today, so I make the call. She had a thick west indian accent which made me think right away. Girl could be a freak. This is good. It takes a few minutes and calls before I am at her hotel near penn station and get up to her room. She opens the door and has her head peeking around it to see me. When I get in, I see she is butt ass naked. Woa, she is petitte, juicy and sexy ass fuck. Oh I'm glad I came.
After a trip to the bathroom I come out. She tells me to leave her tip on the tv and get comfy. Now I was on a schedule so I never asked about GFE or BBBJ (I just assumed they were not on the table). The pic she posted doesn't do justice. She is very cute and has HUGE jugs. Completely smooth dark chocolate skin and her ass is not huge but it's meaty as hell.
Starts with CBJ. I wait for her to impress me and she does. Slurping, spit, moaning, head side to side, tongue flipping. She was doing oral gymnastics. I was getting ready to bust, so I tell her to get on her back and the fun begins. She put lube on my condom but honestly it wasn't necessary.
I do what I always do to quickie girls, as soon as I enter, I pound with reckless abandonment. She seems presently surprised and begins to vocalize:
"uuuaah. Uaahhh. Yea. Fuck the shit out of this pussy. Fuck this trini pussy. Fuck this trini pussy! ". I comply. I bang her so hard that the sound of our crotches slapping must have sounding like slap boxing from outside. Pussy was so snug and wet I was swooning.
Time for doggie. I get in it from behing and now I'm the one moaning like a *****. "Oh shit. Oh fuck yea. This ass feels good. Oh shit. Oh fuck baby. ". Her ass has so much meat for a small girl. It makes her pussy feel even better. She goes again "fuck this pussy,. Fuck this good trini pussy. Show me how much you like this trini pussy! "
The thought of a clock never entered her mind which I liked. I hate being fucking clocked. Of course I don't want to abuse the privilege either, so I lay her face down and tell her to close her legs, creating that ass/pussy clamp. She helps me enter the pussy once more. I reach under her arms and clasp her hands. We are coming in for a landing.
I pound that ass like no tomorrow, her face is sideways on the pillow. I tell her "you want me to cum? ". She moans a yes. "if you want me to cum, you have to say it! ". She responds "I want you to come baby. Cum in this good trini pussy" I have a nice long one. "aarrrggahhhaarraaaaauuuughha". I keep pounding out the nut, fuck stopping. I fuck until every drop is out. Ass and pussy feel too good to shortchange myself.
Wow! I made the right call seeing her.
Analysis:
This is not GFE. This is a quick get off. However the price and the fact that she is so fucking sexy and hot make it worth it to me.
Face: 7. 8
Body: 8. 5 (beautiful skin, huge tits, thick ass)
Performance: 8 (a non-GFE rating)
Attitude: 8 (she can come off as aloof at first, but she is very compliant to requests and warms to the touch)
Add this one to the list of cheap quickies.
[url]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-hhr-incall-all-day-65-15mins-100-ebony-specials-100-24/13430476[/url]
Mei Spa/Hana 50th Street East Side
After reading a great review I decided to visit but was greatly disappointed. Great place for a TS, so so massage, but for all other services offered the requested donations were very over price and I elected to pass. For the first time I left without getting extra service. They will never see me again and I guess they will not care.
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Mercedes Girlfriend Jessica
Went to see this girl Mercedes that has a PHAT ass I reviewed her on here not too long ago. When I got there she told me she had a new girlfriend. She was very sexy so I decided to try a new girl and TOFTT. Made sure she was cool with all the stuff I did with Mercedes and she said of course.
This girl had a very pretty face, big firm tits, and a nice plump ass. Only downer was her midsection was not toned at all. She hit the gym she will be on point. Not a huge gut or nasty looking just out of wack from the rest of the body which is good to go.
Lay back to have her give me head and she is pretty good. But doing too much teasing which gets annoying. I am there for a quickie and I dont want to get towed again on the fucking westside. So I just move things along. Flip her right over to that ass and get to work humping. She flips her head back towards me for some DFK which is magical. This girl has some great DSL. I continue like that hump from behind and kissing until I squirt all over her ass.
Was well pleased and look forward to doing a double hump with her and Mercedes.
TOFTT: Terrible Service/Scam/Drama
I don't normally post reviews but every now and then I run across something so good or terrible I have to put other people on to it.
These people advertise all over Backpage with fake pics for body rub/massage. THE SERVICE IS TERRIBLE - bordering on a scam.
The fake pics are always different super-hot women, but the number is usually (347) 208-3096. The only time I have seen them post real pics is below, pic is of the eurotrash mamasan.
[url]http://newyork.backpage.com/BodyRubs/valentines-day-massage-by-a-beautiful-sexy-blonde-until-late-excellent-service-34/13872067[/url]
Anyway, did a stop in the recent past and had to walk out after a LOUD and tense situation. They move around downtown. Usually a small apt in a apt bldg with 2 or 3 women. They play a lot of games from the jump, insist on collecting upfront, and play dumb when it comes time for handshakes, etc. Suddenly its a legit LMT open at 3:00am and you must be mistaken, even though they appreciate your generous tip. They're shocked you could think that they offer that. (What kind of women do you think they are?!?) Then they try to intimidate when you're not going along with there game.
Many people out there play silly games that are actually harder work to come up with and maintain than the work we expect. That's what this spot is like. Bullshit.
Will be in visiting Times Square
Any recommendations for a quality AMP within walking distance of Times Square?
Terrible Experience at Red Rose
Against better judgement, I actually went to this place. They make you walk to their street corner (E 40s) and then you call them up again and they tell you which building.
I walked in and was rushed into a small room by mamasan? Who told me to undress. I asked what girls were available and she looked at me as if I was stupid. "Miki" she said. I said Id like to see the girls but she just closed the door and walked away. I debated whether to stay and strip or leave right but Miki?, Mickey?, Mikki? Walked in and was friendly enough (although kind of butterfaced) so I started taking off my clothes. She speaks terrible english but whatever. She insists on helping me undress although I politely excuse myself several times (as in I don't want your fucking perfume all over my clothes, moron!)
Shes a big girl. And fairly strong. Could probably kick my ass. Not very sexy, and eager to klutzily get her hands on me (although not when it counts oddly enough. More on this in a bit).
"Shower first". She says. "Sure! I can also take one when I'm done right?". "yes" she replies.
On to the table shower. I wasnt regretting coming here just yet but was suspicious as no money had been discussed at all.
Naked, Table, Wash. Hmmm. Id heard these things were supposed to be sexy. It was seriously like she was washing the fucking dishes! Front and back. Sucked. Ok, dry off and mouth wash? And back to the room.
Now I'm dry in the room and resigned to get some action at least and she asks for her pay. I wish she had asked for it when I walked in instead of now that I'm naked damp and cold! I as how much and she replies $200. Man! NYC is expensive. Sooo. I decide to stick around for only 1/2 hour since I wasnt feeling her at all anyway.
At this point it gets really good. Miki breaks out a near retarded smile and her bad english closes down to none at all. One Six is all she can now say.
"$160? " I ask and she stares at me blankly. One hundred and sixty dollars?
"one six" she says again. (160 sounded like a major rip off at this point but I handed her over $160). Lo and behold she holds the money and still keeps repeating "one six" and I stand there trying to tell her shes holding $160 but she just repeats "one six" like the kid in The Shining says Redrum. She eyeballs the money in my hand (while shes fucking holding the $160 in her grubby hands) and made a fucking reach for it before I nervously put it away.
After a few more verses of "one six" I felt I had had enough and told her I wanted to drop it and leave. And she just stared at me like an idiot again.
"Bring your boss lady back in here because I want to leave, you can keep $40 for the table shower but I'm out" I reach to grab the wad of cash in her hand but shes got that tight pro-on-cash grip like I'd be easier to rip her hair out than get your money back. Miraculously her english speaking skills return and she says "Relax Baby. Lie down. " and leaves with my money.
I'm mad as hell knowing I should never have come to this shit hole, but knowing I could sooner get more money from a stone than this chick, I lay back and hope to somehow enjoy whats coming.
Seriously Seriously. She nearly yanked it off. It was the worst HJ in the history of the artform, and the CBJ was just as bad. Its like she was told penises were bad and had to be destroyed. She would also moan so fakely I almost laughed. So to pass the time since this was such a waste I ask her to let me touch her Y. She says ok and scootches over and as my hand goes over to the goods she knock it away (like the wax on wax off in Karate Kid). She says "touch touch" and as I approach her less than enticing hole she fucking karate blocks me again! WTF! She grabs my hand and puts it on her pubic mound. I think I see where this is going. An inch down and she blocks. I guess my limit is scratching the stubble on her mound. Surreal.
At this point my cock hurt from the pulling she passes off as HJ and I ask if there is any banging or what? She says "only BJ" and when I question her about the bottle of lube she brought in she actually says "BJ! " angrily. At this point I'm wondering why the hell I had to take a mouth wash, but really don't give a shit anymore. So I pull of my rubber finish myself off and ask for my shower. She had the nerve to say "No more time" when I had paid her $160 for half an hour of bullshit and only used up 18 mins. I get up and take the shower anyways walk back ad start to put on my clothes as this idiot AGAIN insists on helping me with the shirt buttons. I turn around and get dressed quickly knowing what her returning friendly demeanor means. This dragon lady actually had the balls to stand in the doorway and ask for a tip. I waved her off and left as she undoubtedly said something nasty to me in Korean.
A total fucking rip off place. Maybe they have nice girls there but a place is only as good as its worst worker. Damage $160. Wouldn't come back if she was the last female on earth.
Visited a great spa tonight. Great massage
Jin spa or Broadway spa found it in back page.
Saw coco, great ts, then massage, before the flip she actually walked on my back! Felt great! I like it hard.
Will go back if I am in town again.
NSA stl