Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Yankovich]Does anybody speak Korean?

As a coning linguist (pun intended), I would like to know some basic "useful" Korean.

Maybe we can have a small guide to some useful Korean since most of the providers are of that persuasion.

Have fun![/QUOTE]Yankovich,

While reading the forum, I discovered several valuable posts that I have archived. Regarding the Korean, I believe this is what you are looking for --> [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393794&postcount=1324[/url]

LexLuther, in his infinite wisdom, provided the justification why one might attempt to learn Hangul. [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393787&postcount=1323[/url]

Also, some spa etiquettes by LexLuther. Specifically, the arse washing (must read). As an addendum, I’d like to point out that the plastic towels have been removed from most spas that I’ve visited. As you may know, this forum is visited by different interest groups including the public relation officers (individuals who provide feedback and advertising services to the spa owners). Perhaps from such upheaval raised by this forum, the plastic towel is no longer used. I’m purely speculating here. Feel free to ignore.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393477&postcount=1318[/url]

My usual place closed (Navy Yard).

Any Vietnamese dude out there please PM me.

Been wanting to check out the above-named location for quite a while. Followed some very good advice about how to find the place. Was introduced to the waif-like Pepsi. The TS was average, with the notable exception of using a brand-new wash cloth rather than the community sponge. Back in the little corner of the green, she bent and twisted every nook & cranny in this ol' bod while humming along to the best hits of the 70s, 80s, and 90s on WASH-FM.

When all was revealed, she was as tight as a drum and was an all-natural girl. I had a long drink of Pepsi, after which we talked about missionaries and then walked the family dog.

The score was all 8's. An interesting aspect to visiting the green during the day was the construction project right across from the green with lots of construction workers wishing they could also have a drink of Pepsi.

Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.

Made the trek to 14K this afternoon and had a session with Emma. She is a little chunky but nice.

TS was OUTSTANDING!! Probably the most complete I have ever had.

Massage just plain sucked...almost none.

Other therapy was good, nothing super but it did get the job done.

She says she is in from Atlanta and been here for three weeks.

ALSO - she said they closed for the concert and fireworks but it was not fun because of all the rain and tornado.

That's it!

JJ

Amen
Kimchi is 100% right!
I don't know who this guy is but I said over a week ago in a roundabout way something's fishy about him.

Several of you guys bashed me on PM about given the guy a break. Personally I think he needs another coffee break doughnuts and hot shower to wash the smell of BACON off.

I do know Kimchi credibility.
I also know firsthand because my wife worked there.

This this guy is full of shit.

You should stop putting damaging information out on the board that is incorrect and inappropriate

AJ

ps
If you're not a PIG and your trying to make acquaintances here, your definitely starting off on the wrong foot.
Whether you realize it or not Black Wednesday is not over, there is still an ongoing investigation!

You remind me of the kid who has everything and knows everything.
This is not an enjoyable person to be with.



[QUOTE=Kimchi]Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.[/QUOTE]

I also felt there was something wrong with N2. One or two very senior members had something to say about me and others criticizing his English. Anyone with any brains could see that he was faking that. In fact N2 replied to my own criticism and in his reply his English was plu-perfect. Therefore I believe that N2 is guilty of what is known in some circles as dissembling. When a person does this, he/she normally does it to throw people off so that they can't figure out who or what the dissembler really is.

There is something very strange about our N2.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Kimchi]Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.[/QUOTE]I used to hang out with some of the ladies from downtown and that's how I got my information. They could be lying to me. Who knows.

n2

[QUOTE=A John]Amen

Kimchi is 100% right!

I don't know who this guy is but I said over a week ago in a roundabout way something's fishy about him.

Several of you guys bashed me on PM about given the guy a break. Personally I think he needs another coffee break doughnuts and hot shower to wash the smell of BACON off.

I do know Kimchi credibility.
I also know firsthand because my wife worked there. The
this guy is full of shit.

You should stop putting damaging information out on the board that is incorrect and an inappropriate

AJ[/QUOTE]My wife, at one point, works there as well. Does that mean I have the same credibility as you do?

I am completely disappointed with this forum and its members. I have come here hoping to contribute some information to this board but your paranoia has gotten the best of you. Thus, I bow out.

Napun Namja,

Whether or not you bow out is entirely up to you. You should know however that you have brought this on yourself. Why don't you just be straight forward and honest? That usually works.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]I also felt there was something wrong with N2. One or two very senior members had something to say about me and others criticizing his English. Anyone with any brains could see that he was faking that. In fact N2 replied to my own criticism and in his reply his English was plu-perfect. Therefore I believe that N2 is guilty of what is known in some circles as dissembling. When a person does this, he/she normally does it to throw people off so that they can't figure out who or what the dissembler really is.

There is something very strange about our N2.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Well, I said on the open forum that we, as a board, have become pretty silly if we discredit people for a few misspellings/typos or grammatical wrongs. And I stand by that thought. If N2 was purposefully messing with his english to throw us off, well, it didnt do anything to change my perception of him. I still, and always have, see him as an annoying blowhard who could possibly be a) a former poster, b) a guy with an agenda, or c) a new guy with some inside scoop, but who often thinks he knows more than he actually does. Either way, you guys, you longtime and respected seniors, know more about the AMP scene than I and I consider your words gold, so I have faith in you and your opinions about our new poster.

N2 had allready been put on my watch list, and I guy I would never consider exchanging info with. I apologize if my post was misconstrued as support for him, as that was not my intention, or if any seniors felt personally offended regarding my post because I was not talking directly to or about any one poster in my criticism of the grammar issue. And just so everyone knows, I did not PM anyone regarding this guy.

Since my favorites have closed (I always call before wasting my time ringing doorbells) I tried the famous 14K. (I don't mind the donations, but I hate paying for parking LOL). I ended up with the lovely Young. Very pretty and she paid a good doctor for those enhanced cees.

Started off with a very good t/s with a lot of attention on the backside. No offer of a sauna, which suited me. Back in the room, I enjoyed a very good and hard massage. Lord, how I've longed for a good massage.

She counted my donation, which I left under my phone and said it was short. 4. Thanks to the other mongers' experiences in this matter, I knew I could ask for another girl or just say I'll bring this new standard next time. I figure what I pay next time will be based on what she does this time. I must say she's very chatty and personable, but it was no GFE. Overall, the impression I got was, "Do what you want and let's get this over with. "

I was there nearly an hour (and hiya, Sleaze. I think I passed you on my way out). Would I repeat? Probably not, when they let you know its an act, it sorta takes some of the fun out.

N2 you remind me of a former poster who did marry a working girl but she never worked at Downtown, her best friend did. Now I may know why you don't want your name out as then they will know you are out visiting the places she told you to stay away from. She did work in CT for a spa that the owner would take the girls to different casino's. But your current info is wrong and you are still on my watch list. I need to find your picture to post that would make great conversation in the spa's (not here as no one knows you). And you know that I can get one. I would be careful and only post real up to date info.

I am new to the forum. After RTFF for a few hours I gained some valuable info about future visits. Thanks to all who share info. My friend just got married so we visited the 1829 2nd floor. Earlier posts talk about a guy out front. This is correct he tried to steer us to the 3rd floor, however, we didn't follow as I have been cruising CL for a while and saw the ad for the 2nd floor there. Anyway I saw Lilly she was a late 20's early 30's K-girl.

Body: 8
Face: 7
TS: 7
Service: 9
Massage: 6
repeat: yes

On the menu was the Pacfic rim, DATY, CBJ, and all was great my friend came out with a smile on his face we went next door to swap stories watch dancers and have a beer. The night ended up in WVA at the clubs there. Once again thanks for the intel!!

Time for me to chime in for a second. Going gambling, going to Atlantic City is sometimes a "polite way" of saying "we got busted". "Water problems" is another one.

I have seen the effects of real "water problems" which did apparently cause real closures. Re-modeling may cause trips to AC.

It's been my experience that talent is scarce during holidays, especially xmas and New Years. Closing early on holidays isn't unusual.

Occasionally you have to close. Some reasons:

Shower getting repaired
New water heater
Getting gas service for the first time
Getting busted.
Floods due to water leaks.
Sauna getting installed.
New AC system with ductwork.

If they know you "real well", they may open the door and tell you why.

Spazen

Well I've read quite a bit of the forums and in the interest of making a good start I thought I'the introduce myself with a report.

I went to NY ave today with a friend. He had someone named pepsi who he said he wasn't too thrilled with. I had Tara who said she was new having just arrived the morning before (sat.). Tara was about 5' 2 or 3, 25 y/o with a slamming body (fabulous Bs), but I wasn't too happy with her face (quite a bit of makeup and up close you could see the powder was covering up a lot of blemishes). TS was good with a fair amount of attention paid to the back. The massage was pretty decent except for the achiles tendon. An extremely brief CBJ then she hopped on top. After about a minute she says she's tired (? ! ? ) so I move to standing mish with her at the edge of the bed. Spin her to side mish, then flip her over for dog. At this point my phone rings, (turns out it's my damn friend, didn't answer) move onto the bed for a little of everything. BTW the room is extremely hot w/ no AC and just a fan so I'm sweating by now. I should say I have some trouble sealing the deal if I'm not suitably attracted to the girl, which aside from the body I'm really not. So she ended up finishing w/ her hand. Although I wasn't all that attracted to her face, she definitely tried quite a bit to please me, however I did leave a bit disappointed. Also she told me the rate was $. 60 when it's $. 40.

Face - 5 up close 7 or 8 from far away
Body - 9
Service - 7
Massage - 7

Short answer is there is no knowing - unless you are there with them - if girls go on excursions on the holidays or, go back home, or simply hang out and paint or whatever. The point was that some of the spas close on some of the holidays. Doesn't matter what kind of spas they are.

They are all terribly slow on the major holidays...so, either take advantage of the light foot traffic if they're open, or rejoice that they get a sanity break if they're closed...


Happy trails and be safe...
jj.

P.S. - Can we get back to reports now? Enough bickering folks...

Did it ever occur to some of you cretins that knowing something about the habits, customs, and culture of the spa workers may actually help you get laid? Or that it may allow you to avoid wasting time trying to get laid when there is no hope of doing so? No, of course not.

I always find it amusing that when the discussion turns to something ever so slightly philosophical, the blockheads start popping up and calling for an end to bickering, argument, or whatever other pejorative term they can summon up from the shallow depths of their intellects (if such a word can even be used when speaking of cretins).

Just because you don't find the discussion of interest, or even relevant, does not mean that it is not useful to someone.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Did it ever occur to some of you cretins that knowing something about the habits, customs, and culture of the spa workers may actually help you get laid? Or that it may allow you to avoid wasting time trying to get laid when there is no hope of doing so? No, of course not.

I always find it amusing that when the discussion turns to something ever so slightly philosophical, the blockheads start popping up and calling for an end to bickering, argument, or whatever other pejorative term they can summon up from the shallow depths of their intellects (if such a word can even be used when speaking of cretins).

Just because you don't find the discussion of interest, or even relevant, does not mean that it is not useful to someone.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Point well taken Lex...but some reports would be nice amongst the discussion...as Dr. B and the newbie have lately... :-)

Recent stops: Carriage House with Suji, and then again later with Pepsi.

Asked for Pepsi but she was on vacation, so was offered Suji to be my therapist. A bit older, but nice body...and expert before-the-flip techniques. Very responsive when I spoke of Croissants and French Toast...and wouldn't you know, there was a buffet! Complete and expert massage with full tour. Got a little extra time to complete the massage.

Suji
Body: 7
Face: 6
TS: 8
Service: 9
Massage: 9
repeat: yes


Went back the next week and finally got some Pepsi. Not sure if it was Diet Pepsi, Caffeine Free, or the Full-Blooded stuff, but quenched my thirst nonetheless. Beautiful girl and even better body. Not much of a massage and kind of a short session, but they were kind of busy. Not all bases covered, but nice and friendly girl. I think she's one that warms up after the first visit.

Pepsi
Body: 9
Face: 8
TS: 6
Service: 8
Massage: 6
repeat: yes

They supposed to have a change in the guard, wondering about their lineup. Had some cuties recently but service was a bit rushed.

[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]They supposed to have a change in the guard, wondering about their lineup. Had some cuties recently but service was a bit rushed.[/QUOTE]

When I last stopped by this week, I had a triple session (yes, I had a lot of time to kill). They had three girls at the time and all three have small, thin bodies with pretty faces.

Lee is the youngest and has a nice face and body. However, she is lacking in the boob department.

There's a second girl with colored hair that I see frequently but didn't get her real (working) name yet (unless she is the real Coco). Very pretty face. Bigger boobs than Lee.

There's a third girl named Bebe who is the oldest of the bunch. She has a nice manmade rack, but there is something kind of odd about her body. It seems like her chest is not the only thing that is artificial. Her belly button seems fake like latex or rubber (don't know if that makes sense) and her fingernails are like... they seem like they're peeling off, and she wears a lot of bandages. It's like she's a cyborg or something. I don't know, it's hard to describe.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Going downtown again later this week. Both places are GREAT but which one is the best at the moment?

What say you, O my Brothers?

JJ[/QUOTE]Been gone for a week. I would like to comment. I think that Green Ct is getting batter by the day. I had a buddy go and he said the girl blew his mind with how good the service was.

[QUOTE=Yankovich]So my friend went for a walk tonight.

He was welcomed to the Mamasan and led to a room in the back. Sue came in and asked for the $. 60 for the house. After that, he got a great table shower with plenty of mutual touching. Sue led him back to the room for a good massage with some back adjustments. She went right into a CBJ and then asked for some doggie. He then asked if he could be ridden and she gladly agreed. Finished up with a RCG and she cleaned him up after he was done. Overall, good experience.

BTW. He would suggest entering Green CT through the M st alley to avoid the gay (? ) club on the 14 st side. He liked the darkness of the alley. As with any place in DC, keep your wits and eyes open.

F 7
B 7-8
M 8
S 8
O 8-9 he said she was happy to oblige

Have fun![/QUOTE]There is usually someone hanging out in front of the club. I'm not sure why but that's the case. If you do the 'block walk' like I usually do, you can come down the driveway on the other side of the block, passing the parking garage on your right side and get a look at everything prior to ringing the bell. Spidey sense usually works well but sometimes it's a little off. This just gives a good look around in case we have some LE floating around.

Speaking of LE, I'm wondering (yeah curiosity killed the cat...) are any of the bums hanging out/sleeping in the park across the street from 14th st ULE? There's times that I will have a few road sodas and I'm wondering if they could be detrimental to the hobby?

Just wondering

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]When I last stopped by this week, I had a triple session (yes, I had a lot of time to kill).

There's a third girl named Bebe who is the oldest of the bunch. she wears a lot of bandages. It's like she's a cyborg or something. I don't know, it's hard to describe.[/QUOTE]

Monke,
If the bandages are small and round they have little needles inside. It's a form of acupuncture and as you describe older (in age) this would explain the bandages.

Triple delight sounds like a great day to me!

Happy Hunting
AJ

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Well, I said on the open forum that we, as a board, have become pretty silly if we discredit people for a few misspellings/typos or grammatical wrongs. And I stand by that thought. If N2 was purposefully messing with his english to throw us off, well, it didnt do anything to change my perception of him. I still, and always have, see him as an annoying blowhard who could possibly be a) a former poster, b) a guy with an agenda, or c) a new guy with some inside scoop, but who often thinks he knows more than he actually does. Either way, you guys, you longtime and respected seniors, know more about the AMP scene than I and I consider your words gold, so I have faith in you and your opinions about our new poster.

N2 had allready been put on my watch list, and I guy I would never consider exchanging info with. I apologize if my post was misconstrued as support for him, as that was not my intention, or if any seniors felt personally offended regarding my post because I was not talking directly to or about any one poster in my criticism of the grammar issue. And just so everyone knows, I did not PM anyone regarding this guy.[/QUOTE]Hear hear. I too consider the wisdom of senior members to be gold. I try to contribute but can't stand on the same par as the senior members.

Cabbie!

PS drinks will be served promptly at 10PM

[QUOTE=A John]Monke,

If the bandages are small and round they have little needles inside. It's a form of acupuncture and as you describe older (in age) this would explain the bandages.

Triple delight sounds like a great day to me!

Happy Hunting

AJ[/QUOTE]They also have the little round medicated bandaid patches that are for muscle cramps and such.

Quite a diverse trifecta there Monke! Never imagined that you could find a K-cyborg, but it sounds interesting for sure.

[QUOTE=CabDriver52]There is usually someone hanging out in front of the club. I'm not sure why but that's the case. If you do the 'block walk' like I usually do, you can come down the driveway on the other side of the block, passing the parking garage on your right side and get a look at everything prior to ringing the bell. Spidey sense usually works well but sometimes it's a little off. This just gives a good look around in case we have some LE floating around.

Speaking of LE, I'm wondering (yeah curiosity killed the cat...) are any of the bums hanging out/sleeping in the park across the street from 14th st ULE? There's times that I will have a few road sodas and I'm wondering if they could be detrimental to the hobby?

Just wondering

Cabbie![/QUOTE]

Hey Cabbie,

Fancy lads? Oh...that explains why those guys are always there...looking me up and down and making me feel dirty. I'm cringing as I type...

The bums - In my experience, only half of them are real bums anyway...the others are "opportunists" who either play the role of a homeless guy, and/or see an easy mark and hit them up for some cash. Best to try to avoid anyone directly observing you if possible.

Went to DT for the first time last week before the holiday (sorry for the dealy in posting) around 5PM and the place was not busy.

B. B. Opened the door. Cute face, thin, enhanced be-Cs, straight black hair. Mediocre table shower, no massage, except for the great one I gave her, no DATY. Got CBJ and then finished in mish. She went to get the hot towel, cleaned me up and told me to get dressed. Was in and out of there in maybe a half hour.

At the beginning, was told I needed another Jack for everything. I stood firm, and maybe that was why I was rushed, but I really doubt it. I would definitely not repeat with her, and will think long and hard about going to this location again. Saw some other hotties as I was walked around the place, but didn't ask names. The place was not busy, didn't hear the bell ring while I was there.

I messed up in my report in saying Down Town - should have said Dupont. Also, the B.B. or Bebe I saw didn't have any bandages or any other cyborg adornments, and didn't seem all that old. Maybe this is another example of multiple girls using the same name?

After a couple of drinks at the strip joint on Mst--thought I would go next door for some fun.

Happened to be Lucky that night-lol-thats her name. Very energetic spinner.

body 7
face 8
TS 6
service 7
massage 7
repeat oh yeah

The only prob was she tried to get another jackson, first time in 10 years someone has asked me for more than the norm rate. I simply asked her what did you do so special and left.

Once more, in ENGLISH this time!

Do you have a problem?

JJ


[QUOTE=Last Legend]I have been introduced to clique today at work, and I don't like it. I like to walk my own path. It would be nice if you are willing to help. Remember don't let your thoughts and emotions take control of you. You are here to learn about true yourself or essence and not anyone else. I can teach you Tao and Buddhism if you want to learn.

By the way I am asian, and I have been observing the comments made about asian women.[/QUOTE]

After my last post, I requested my account be deleted. I guess Mr. Jackson is busy so here I am, yet, once more. (Can I be undeleted?)

I agree with JJ. Philosophical discussions should always mix with some credible intelligence for those who do not wish to read such debate. It’s an effective approach at inclusion.

However, I am in no way discounting the need to be culturally literate. Cultural understanding is as important as the currency one carries in their bill-fold. In some circumstances, it is much more valuable than the almighty dollar, especially outside the scene.

I will begin with a report and end with some sentiments.

[b]Anna: Round 2[/b]

Once again, I find myself especially bored at work last week, so I took the metro to Royal. After asking for Anna, I began undressing. Anna arrived and found me in the buff. I flashed a quick smile and she started hugging and kissing me.

Off to the shower we went. All places were cleaned to my satisfaction including the inner-sanctum. While I dried myself, she gave me the mouthwash but I refused.

The session started off with a CBJ then reversed CG. I laid her down on her stomach and I don’t know what the proper acronym is for this position but I got on top and pounded away. I guess you could call it the upside down spoon stack position. With both hands, I raised her up to finish in K9.

After the deed, she gave me a prolonged massage, the hot towel wipe-down, and much conversation. Her massage was soft and nice. Her conversation was sincere and entertaining. She expressed an interest in seeing me when her vacation starts. I thought it was a nice way to end the session.

[b]Editorial[/b]

While reading this forum, I am especially impressed with LexLuther. His opinions on the various issues raised are quite insightful, to say the least. So Lex, here’s an attempt at transparency.

- Yes, I am not all American (if there’s such a thing). However, being half Korean has its benefits, especially the in-depth understanding of the cultural and heritage. Koreans, like most Asians, are proud of their traditions and customs. Make some attempt to learn it, much benefits to be had.

- Yes, I did attempt to curtail my identity. However, my efforts had the exact opposite result. It seemed our friend, Kimchi, has unveiled me.

- Yes, some grammatical errors were intentional while others are simply accidental. I scattered various grammatical inconsistencies to deter those who have read my writing from identifying me. I often compose my reports during work hours. In many instances, I do not have time to proof-read them. These writings are not the kind of things that one runs to the editorial staff for review.

- Yes, maybe I came into the forum a little too strong and seemed somewhat arrogant. However, after reading all the postings, one can only do so much to hold back. I admit it, 29 reports in less than three weeks seem excessive. I never really know I could write so much outside of work.

- Yes, I am unhappily married. She travels all over the states and is rarely home. We don't talk to each other when she's on travel (unspoken rule).

- Yes, my wife did tell me to stay away from local places. However, national and international locations are acceptable. Perhaps she fears that I may run into her friends? I never did ask. I’m certain that she already knows of my various local expeditions but see no added value in confronting me. When the time comes, I’ll simply say “Yes, it’s true. And it was G R E A T!” (Format was intentional for emphasis).

- Yes, I prefer the local places. Why? Convenience! It’s an effective stress releaser and makes one hell of a lunch break.

- No, I am not a wolf in sheep clothing. I am a sheep. I am happy to be a sheep. Sheep have more fun.

- No, I do not have a hidden agenda. I simply want to participate in a wholesome activity while exchanging pertinent information with others. My information or lack of it may or may not be useful. That determination falls on you. However, one person’s trash maybe another's treasure. (For our non-English natives: what one person consider rubbish information may be useful to someone else)

- No, I am not an ex-poster. However, I know of the forum’s existence for several years but never really put effort in reading the content until recently when my life took a wrong turn. I decided to come here to connect with those who are in the same situation as I am. So far, I haven’t came across any.

I am surprised to find Kimchi hasty response after I casually alluded to Downtown. I must have hit a big nerve. Perhaps the information presented was inaccurate or inadequate. However, Kimchi failed to complete his thought process prior to issuing his superior condescension and ultimatum. The ultimatum? Stop posting shit about Downtown or he’ll put a picture of me in the Spas.

I’ve taken all necessary precaution to mask my identity. In fact, if one were to perform a trace on my IP, one will find that I often visit this site from various exotic locations. I may have an office next to yours or we may share the same healthclub. At the end of the day, you don’t know me anymore than I know you.

Kimchi may have valuable insights regarding the former Downtown. However, how does one determine credibility on this board? A 25 post-count is synonymous with credibility? Or is it the unverifiable information one posts that defines credibility?

Gentlemen, lurking police officers, and others, in this hobby and this board, credibility is a phantom fabricated deep within our subconscious to raise our self worth. In the end, every little piece of information we get is often shrewd or misconstrued. There are neither checks nor balances. The closest that we have to accountability is the moral decency that our parents attempted to is instill within us, and from that moral fabric, they hope we don’t steer too much away from the truth. Aside from the Spa name and the provider name, how can you verify the information that anyone writes about?

How do I get my information? I see the ladies, owners, and managers outside the scene. As I have mentioned before, some ladies enjoyed a certain lifestyle and while under many pleasurable influences may divulge information that is neither true nor false. I’ve heard all kinds of stories from high government officials (who appear on TV) visiting these places to guys who wanted to bring their wife along with them. I have even heard of guys bringing pizzas, sex toys, and lingerie into these places and guys who are determined to extort money after a condom breaks. One can only imaging the truthiness (not a misspelling, a new word) among the many fables I have came across.

To the general population, don't try to intimidate these women; you do not know what you are getting yourself into. Some of them are gigantic assholes but try not to draw a universal conclusion from a few bad experiences. Treat them with respect and show some dignity.

Regardless, I find it amusing how the mob mentality has blanketed a portion of this board. How one person jumps at the chance to negate that he has taken my side so that does not loose his credibility within the “in-crowd.”

In AJ’s case, he despised me since the beginning. Maybe I pissed him off because I PM him about his SO or because I am “over-poster.” Your guess is good as mine. However, after reviewing his contributions to this board, I conclude that a direct correlation exists between his post count and his contemptibleness. In other words, he became a bigger asshole as his post count increased.

Nonetheless, it is invigorating to see how a slight mishandling of information resulted in threats and level of condemnations you’ve displayed. In this sandbox, we are all equal, despite of what you may think otherwise.

N2

I call for an end to bickering because.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

[QUOTE=LexLuther] the blockheads start popping up and calling for an end to bickering, argument, or whatever other pejorative term they can summon up from the shallow depths of their intellects (if such a word can even be used when speaking of cretins).

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HotFootTeddy]Went to DT for the first time last week before the holiday (sorry for the dealy in posting) around 5PM and the place was not busy.[/QUOTE]Apparently you have not heard the news. There is a general forum boycott of DT in effect on account of 40 minute hours.

What year is this? 2005? :P

I'm just curious, who is N2's wife?

N2,

Well, to begin with, when I used the term plu-perfect, I believe I misspelled it. I think it is actually spelled pluperfect. This term derives from the Latin "plus quam perfectum" and means "more than perfect" (if such a thing is possible). I meant just what I said that in your reply, your grammar, spelling, etc. were quite good. I always knew that no one could write as poorly as you were pretending to do.

I've always been interested in language, how people use it, what they do or attempt to do with it, how they misuse it, and so on. For example when someone from another language background uses English imperfectly, this use (or misuse) usually follows certain "rules". This is as true in terms of pronunciation as it is in terms of grammar. Your butchery of the English language seemed completely random to me, and therefore did not ring true.

Thanks for validating my observations.

I am very sorry that your life has "taken a wrong turn." I have no idea what you may mean by this. It does not matter. Whether your marriage has recently gone south, or if you have run into legal difficulties, I can't say and it is not important for this board to know. But you have my sincere condolences.

I know what it is like to be down on your luck. However I would venture to say that some large percentage of the people who inhabit this board could say the same thing about themselves, if they could admit it. Many people have many different ideas about what this board is for. For me, I think it is a kind of alternate reality. It is a place for people who can't or don't wish (for whatever reasons) to have "normal relationships" with "normal women". Perhaps it is for people who prefer to lead their love lives in discreet, managable, one hour segments with well defined costs.

Or maybe it is just a place where people can let their fantasy run wild. Whatever it is, it is definitely a place where people can talk about things that have some sort of meaning to them and which they can't discuss elsewhere. As such, I think that if it is worth discussing, then it is worthwhile to try to discuss using the best communication skills that one can muster.

Others would disagree, I am sure. One thing I have noticed is that people who seem to have any kind of sexual deviance, also seem to have little ability to express themselves. I can't help thinking that this has some link to other psychological issues such as obsessive compulsive disorder.

In any case, I have to say that you seem to take this board and the people who post here much too seriously. Who really gives a fuck about JJ, or Kimchi, or anyone else for that matter? In the end, they are just expressing an opinion, no matter how poorly and ineptly they may do so.

Thanks to Mr. Jackson, you have as much right as anyone to come here and say whatever you wish as anyone else does (with certain constraints of course). I would urge you to reconsider your request to leave. If your life is in such disorder as you imply, this may be just the sort of therapy you need.

By the way, I understand hanging out with the girls. As I have said many times, these are some of the finest women on the planet. When you get to know them, many are more down to earth, honest, kind, and sweet than any of the other females whom we may get to know during this short, brutal life that we are allotted. I have known many of them and I value having known them as much or more than any other females to whom I am related or whom I have come to know in the course of my life and career.

Yes, they are "professional women" in the worst sense of the term. But they know who and what they are. Many of them do have bad habits such as excessive drinking, gambling, etc. Some of them are even money grubbing sluts. But the thing they possess that puts them head and shoulders above most women in this society is that they know what God put them on earth for and they are good at it.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Elric]I call for an end to bickering because.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US![/QUOTE]

What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther

"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists. While the wildfire has died down, "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers and programmers. Wikipedia.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]I'm just curious, who is N2's wife?[/QUOTE]When you figure it out, let me know. It has been a little over 3 years and I really don't know who she is.

n2