Strip Club Reports

I am a newbie here and have been single for a few months now and haven't had time or feel like putting the effort into getting some ass I would just rather do it the easy way $ and avoid all the BS that relationships cause and the added benefit of NSA anyways I see alot of recent stuff on here about the bird not sure what city or where it is at. I was wondering if anyone has been to Tijuana's on beach blvd. Lately I remember going there when I was like 20yo which is 16 years ago and had no clue about anything that could possibly go down at these places errr anyways if someone could give me a heads up even a name of a dancer that is a for sure go please do and pm me if you want to keep it private thanks!

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1446041]Oh, so you think the $ indicates a "1", and he moved the decimal places two to the left. So "$.5" = 150. Which means he was discussing $150, countered with $100, and settled on $125. But the VIP is only $100 in the first place, so why all the negotiation? Anyway, sounds like he overpaid.

Unless the $ was actually being used as a dollar sign, and he was moving three places to the left. Which would mean $500. Unless he wanted us to also divide by, say. 5, in which case we're back to $100. Or maybe he wants us to multiply by the square root of 2, then divide by the day of the week.

Please guys, if you're going to write something, be clear about it. And if you don't want someone to know, then don't write it in the first place.

And don't think some silly code makes any difference. It just gives people a headache.[/QUOTE]I am like 99% sure he meant $125 his post are low like mine so he is a newbie and probably didn't know how to write 125 so he just put $.25 which is how I would've wrote it so I am curious how is 125 supose to look or do you just round up to $.3 anyways this forum is great and thanks to all the senior members for some great advice. I wish the OC section had more traffic but this is the only forum I have came across for this kinda info that is free but I haven't really searched that hard so rock on fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1446041]Oh, so you think the $ indicates a "1", and he moved the decimal places two to the left. So "$.5" = 150. Which means he was discussing $150, countered with $100, and settled on $125. But the VIP is only $100 in the first place, so why all the negotiation? Anyway, sounds like he overpaid.

Unless the $ was actually being used as a dollar sign, and he was moving three places to the left. Which would mean $500. Unless he wanted us to also divide by, say. 5, in which case we're back to $100. Or maybe he wants us to multiply by the square root of 2, then divide by the day of the week.

Please guys, if you're going to write something, be clear about it. And if you don't want someone to know, then don't write it in the first place.

And don't think some silly code makes any difference. It just gives people a headache.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty good at math and that made my head hurt. That same girl he was talking about can be had for less.

[QUOTE=Goose378;1446090]I am a newbie here and have been single for a few months now and haven't had time or feel like putting the effort into getting some ass I would just rather do it the easy way $ and avoid all the BS that relationships cause and the added benefit of NSA anyways I see alot of recent stuff on here about the bird not sure what city or where it is at. I was wondering if anyone has been to Tijuana's on beach blvd. Lately I remember going there when I was like 20yo which is 16 years ago and had no clue about anything that could possibly go down at these places errr anyways if someone could give me a heads up even a name of a dancer that is a for sure go please do and pm me if you want to keep it private thanks![/QUOTE]I have been to Tijuana 6 times in the last 2 months! Where else can you get super hot chicks for $60? Hell not even non pros will do that. And the Tijuana chicks are HOT. If you go there, check out adelitas's and Hong kong. Two strip clubs almost next door (3 doors down) from eachother. Both places you will get girls that are easily 8-9's to do FS for $60 + $12 (room) + $1 tip (to the dude that cleans after you are done)

You can't compare Tijuana to here. Here girls charge $200 / hr for a body like the Tijuana girls. It sucks.

Good thing its only an hr drive and $5 taxi cab away!

How can you be a forum member here and not understand the shorthand for pricing? $.50 equals $150 in the dream world. If the club that ElRooster speaks of is like most in the US, $ is the house cost for VIP (20 minutes / 30 minutes / 5 songs or whatever). Half of which is usually split with the dancer. Any extras with the dancer are just that, extra.

Isn't Tijuana more like a 3 hour round trip from the OC? Approximately 200 miles total? Assuming the average vehicle gets 25 mpg highway and requires midgrade gas at $4. 25, that trip costs $34. Now add traffic, parking and the hassle of crossing the boarder and it isn't quite the value expected. Still a good time and there is nothing like cheap cervezas and a mamacita GFE in Mexico!

Hi Folks.

Just joined the forum. I am a once a month visitor to OC, and into light (ahem!) hobbying. I really like USG, and I will try to help with whatever inputs I can provide.

Of all the clubs here, I find ET to be the best. I know, it does not provide ALL the action that may be had at the bird, but it is more relaxed, the girls are generally hot, and you do get some benefits. Here are my recent experiences:

If you are gong to ET, ask for Holly. She is a HOTT blonde, about 5'7", fake TTs and a firm body. Her hair is a shade of blonde but looks green under the black-light. Chatted with her for about 15-20 minutes, and then went back. Had a super hot dance (full nude of course) (more like super hot dry humping with full access, me lying on my back and she on top) with a lot of stroking the junior from on top of the clothes. Ended up doing 12 songs! Left with her number. If you go meet her, tell her Sam referred her.

There is another girl April (I think). She is a really tall blonde. She gave a super dance too, and was ready for a HJ, but that day I had been to the bird, and was spent (both my pocket and junior.) , so didn't partake.

I find visiting Imperial pointless, because the private dances are not nude. Its classy, but thats not what I go to a strip club for. Met Mariah, real hot brunette, who offered 'more' if I picked her up after her shift. Didn't go because I knew she would ask no less than 300.

Been to the bird 2-3 times. I just HATE the pushy waitresses. However, saw this Hispanic looking chick, who did the hand massage hello thing. She looked inexperienced. Took my chance and took her to the VIP just to get rid of the 'drink for the lady' question. OK dance, she let me touch, but would not take my signals for something more. I finally gave up. Next girl was Ecstasy (black hair, HUGE TTs, not chubby but not spinner either. Probably 6-7 rating). She immediately wanted to discuss extras. Offered me BJ for an extra $ (Over and above the $.5 for the VIP). Got an HJ for the VIP price instead. There is another girl, blonde. 8.5 (forgot her name, I Think it was Alex, but not sure). On a Sunday evening, which was very slow, she gave me a CBJ in the VIP area for $ (total).

I am here for another 2 days. Can someone PM me some other names, and also some good places for potential one nighters?

[QUOTE=On Your Face;1447062].requires midgrade gas at $4. 25, that trip costs $34.[/QUOTE]Now by that do you mean $14. 25, or aren't you using the "shorthand"? .

My point is why bother with some ridiculous, nonsensical shorthand that isn't even shorthand, it's some kind of stupid code that anyone can decipher, but just makes reading a pain in the ass.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1447491]Now by that do you mean $14. 25, or aren't you using the "shorthand"? .

My point is why bother with some ridiculous, nonsensical shorthand that isn't even shorthand, it's some kind of stupid code that anyone can decipher, but just makes reading a pain in the ass.[/QUOTE]I had a dream about a girl and 150 roses. But don't tell anyone.

[QUOTE=DGunSlinger; 1447443]Hi Folks.

She let me touch, but would not take my signals for something more.

I am here for another 2 days. Can someone PM me some other names, and also some good places for potential one nighters?[/QUOTE]Well I can tell you from my very limited experience at the Bird, just hammer out the details before you go VIP. The times I got lucky there I just kept passing on the girls who wouldn't offer FS until finally, every time, one would come up and offer FS in the VIP. Just keep at it, you are at the right place (s).

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker;1447639]Well I can tell you from my very limited experience at the Bird, just hammer out the details before you go VIP. The times I got lucky there I just kept passing on the girls who wouldn't offer FS until finally, every time, one would come up and offer FS in the VIP. Just keep at it, you are at the right place (s).[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Good advice Lurker. QQ. I got to know that out of $.5 for the VIP, $ goes to the dancer. What the going price for a CBJ or BBBJ (over and above the VIP) that I should keep in mind? I don't want to get ripped off. Since I do not indulge in paid FS till I have a more room (like a bed.) , I am not asking for that price. Would be good to know though.

That's me- today. Passed on Friendlylurker's find. Passed on the hot asian / latina. Pulled into Tijuana's on Beach and the door man walked out to me me and warned me only two girls working. I said just wanted some lap dances. Bad move. He said one hot girl, one shitty girl. I asked if skinny. He said one yes. Only charged me 10 to get in- I had no coupons. Drink girl descends upon me asking for 6$. I order water and start negotiating. Girl gives me the 10 bikini sell. 40 topless or 150 VIP. I laugh and my water arrives. I'm NOT paying another six bucks for this bullshit. I bolt and "donate" $10 to the lease to keep them in business.

Goes to show- don't think with your little head. Overall exciting but unfulfilling day.

Just got back from a trip to ET and The bird.

ET: 5-6 girls. Starts chatting with Brooklyn, dusky, black hair, true spinner, awesome body. Small (my Guess C) but perky and real TTs. Overall, rated 8. Went for pvt dance. Full access, LFK, TT in my mouth, junior got good attention, but from over the clothes. Did 3 songs.

The bird. Here I hit the jackpot. My friend the doorman recommended Katya, a mexican. She was busy so decided to wait. All the other girls were too thick for my taste. Was planning on leaving when out comes Valerie. Hot body, but REALLY, REALLY fake TTs. If you can get over those rocks, she was a 7. 5. Comes up directly with an offer for FS at VIP rate of $.5. I agreed. However, she did not have the rubber, so did HJ (I would not have gone beyond CBJ anyways). It was good but rushed. LFK, DATY, lots of groaning and grinding. Made me come on the boulders. All in all, a great day.

She is wiring tomorrow if you are interested.

[QUOTE=Goose378;1446091]I am like 99% sure he meant $125 his post are low like mine so he is a newbie and probably didn't know how to write 125 so he just put $.25 which is how I would've wrote it so I am curious how is 125 supose to look or do you just round up to $.3 anyways this forum is great and thanks to all the senior members for some great advice. I wish the OC section had more traffic but this is the only forum I have came across for this kinda info that is free but I haven't really searched that hard so rock on fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]Yes, sorry, I meant 125, I might have overpaid a few bucks, but the service was great, I don't feel ripped off.

Might stop in again this week.

Elrooster

Went in on Saturday night 11pm, stayed until 2am closing.

Paid the 10 cover and 6 for drink, tipped waitress a buck, so 17 so far. A balance of Mexican, black and white flavors. Three of the women were super hot (two brunette white, one white blonde).

* Sat at the front and watched two dances with 3 tip each dance, Layla gave a good show and she was one of the hot ones.

* Girl named Paris sat on my lap for 30 minutes while I grabbed her ass and caressed her legs for 15 tip. Lots of dialogue and kisses on the cheek.

* Girl named Sugar sat on my lap for 20 minutes while I grabbed her ass and caressed her legs for 15 tip, then I gave her 5 more because she was cool. Lots of dialogue and kisses on the cheek.

* Girl named Jenessa wouldn't sit on my lap, one of the hot ones. With enough coaxing got a kiss on cheek and caressed her legs for two minutes. 2 tip. Total time like 5 minutes.

* Another girl sat on my lap I forget her name for like 5 minutes, caressed legs and fist full of ass. 2 tip.

* Last girl named Tiphanie or so she says, this girl is insane. We were arguing the whole time she was trying to get money out of me, extremely pushy, aggressive loves to make a scene. But here is the thing, the whole time she is grinding and we're close she is sitting on my lap crotch to crotch. Showed me her tits, her pussy. The whole time arguing, she pinches nipples and goes off, gets aggressive. Lots of kisses on the cheek. After fifteen minutes of the most weird, sexually erotic mind games I tip her 15. WTF that was fun, I think everyone was watching, the bouncer says that she is insane.

My goal wasn't to get off but just spend as much time with as much fist full of ass and leg caressing as possible with messed up dialogue.

Total damage 80 for 3 hours of quality entertainment. I wasn't looking for a release or anything. I'm super cheap so I usually never go in with more than 40-80. I wonder if it's possible to get a HJ at these places for like 30-40. Any advice?

[QUOTE=Zanzo;1451915]Big Post[/QUOTE]Well I can tell you from limited experience, yes you can get HJ and much more at some clubs. I can also tell you, the first day I found this exact thread I read back a few pages and found all of the answers you need. I'm not trying to be a dick, just saying you asked the question in the place full of answers, just read a little and you'll find what you want better than one guy saying, 'go to the bird and save the tips from talking for 10 dollar lap dances with the girl who strokes you the best while trying to talk you into LD or VIP'.

But there's my suggestion so I don't get the people complaining I spent more time being a jerk, which I'm not trying to be just RTFT :P

Went last Friday afternoon. 7 to get in and 8 for a drink, also had to buy another drink every hour been there before and never had this happened anyone else, anyway got a lap dance from sophia for 4 for 40 and got lots of mileage. She is a fun girl. Didn't stay long because I was cheap and didn't want to pay another 8 bucks for a coke. About 10 girls there ranging from 5-8.

Ever since John sold his website for ET its been a hassle to know if my atfs are working. They are Makenzie and Holly. Just wanted to know if there were any other ET regulars here who have an easier way to track down their fav girls. The new website / guestbook for ET is a joke.

Thanks

Visited the Bird today after a rather long hiatus. I met a girl there a few years ago and we met regular on the side. She's left the biz so I decided to come back. The only one I got a couple of $10 dances from was Diana (brunette with decent body and seemingly natural tits). She was the prettiest one today. Decent stick shifting and what I liked was there wasn't a hard sell for a VIP (I wasn't in the mood to spend the cash today, especially on a new girl for me). If anyone has any info on Diana in the VIP, it would be appreciated.

I was board the other night and a little birdie tapped on my shoulder and leads me to the nudy club. Kind of slow with a few hot girls, a few cubby ones and a few that I would rather not see naked. Had a $10 dance and then this little spinner came up and instantly started to shift my gears and I think she double clutched it all the way to fourth before she enticed me to the bench area. After that, had a few other $10 dances with a few propositions for more in the VIP area. I was tempted but the Jersey girl seemed like she was going through the motions and more about landing a fish than having a fun. There was another hot girl there (very young) named Cali but she said she was new so I figured she was all talk and no action. As the night wore on I could not get the hot spinner out of my mind (pants). When I was about to leave, I saw D#se on stage and said I wanted a few more dances before I split. Then as we were heading to the area, I asked about the special area. Well—she said all of the right things and instantly cast a spell on me, I was powerless at that point and a wave lifted me off the ground and lead me to the closed-door zone and my wallet just popped out of pocket and my money ran out like a scared animal. I must say when the music started the fun began; this girl knows how to give a mindblowing dance and more. Not everything but she danced with more than just here hands and she stopped talking for a while during the session. It was just her wearing a birthday suit and my vices. Yes it was a little expensive but I probably had more fun with her that night than going for a nice massage or an hour session with a pro. Asked about outside the club experiences but she kind of ignored the question—yet at that point I did not care.

Stopped in on a slow weeknight for a shorter time than I planned. Red flag conditions in my pants after a dry spell adds up to a short and inexpensive visit with plenty of fireworks. The 9:30 PM selection was completely similar to what the report below describes. Not too much to choose from but this is a club where lap dance performance makes up for other shortcomings.

I was intercepted at the door by an exotic beauty who turns out was the hottest dancer in the house, and maybe the youngest. Definitely a 30 something selection on this night. She's calling herself Mariah and is ethnic Filipina, but all OC girl. Always seemed odd to me that so few Filipinas work in these trades. Definitely not enough of them.

I figured she'd be mixed DivaBird and SharkBird. And at times while we sat at a table she showed signs of being a little of both. But she could see that I'm a pro perv who wasn't going to respond to the superficial shit, and she was intermittently bored and entertained. Entertained enough to stay around on my terms and hope for the sale without too much push.

Normally I send the first girl to hit on me away so I can watch some nekkid dancing, scope the overall talent, and generate enthusiasm. But that risks never getting your hook into that girl again and when she's the hottest in the house, it can be a bad idea. So what the hell, I went for some $10 dances. She delivered just what I needed when I told her I wanted her to dance "sweet" with me. Got it just right with GFE simulation intimacy, no defensive moves and nice teasing handiwork. It was enough that I was going to go at least 4-5 dances with her instead of a couple. After 5 I couldn't stop but after 6, I had to stop. The tease evolved into a steady application of jizz inducing stroking with porn girl looks from between my legs alternating with nose to nose and cheek to cheek smushing. Real nice and totally hot! I was done. Total damage just. 6 so I could be generous and toss in a. 2 tip for taking it to the finish line.

Later saw her dance on stage with better light and she holds up. Really beautiful girl. Tall and slender for a Filipina but tits probably fake but not bad at all, and ass men will feel deprived. But I like the tiny butts that many asian girls sport, and makes for an easy route to FIV or whatever from the rear. A touch to the inner thigh and you're there whether you intended to be or not!

Would really appreciate any more info / reports on Mariah on the board or PM. Wondering of course what her limits may be, if any. Seems more player than Diva, but I didn't explore the possibilities. Also would like info on "Bambi" who has interesting looks and manner and is nothing at all like the type who would usually adopt the "Bambi" handle in a given stripclub. The name seems like a spoof, though perhaps this 30 something was a real Bambi 10-15 years ago.

One other thing, what is with this plain clothes security goon working the front entrance? See him only at night and when I approach the door he aggressively steps in front and very seriously gets in my face to ask if I've been there before. I suspect he's wanding or patting down younger tougher hombres, so I'm spared that, but still he is too much in my face. I'm no alpha dog so I'm not going to bite his neck, but I give him a WTF look. This is overdone door security and not a good way for the club to be greeting its paying customers. Mariah gave me the Flamingo handshake as soon as I got inside the door. That's more like it and chilled what could have been me feeling pissed off for a few minutes before correcting course.

Went to the Bird tonight. Hoping to maybe catch a girl working who also enjoys drinking or herbal medication. Makes for a more party atmosphere. Not many girls (around 10:30pm). Talked to a curvy white girl named Cloe. We seemed to make a connection, so I tried her out on the $10 dances. There was some stick shifting under my shorts. Nothing radical. She worked on encouraging some real adult action in the VIP, but I wasn't quite feeling it tonight.

[QUOTE=Toowheel;1479990]I was board the other night and a little birdie tapped on my shoulder and leads me to the nudy club. Kind of slow with a few hot girls, a few cubby ones and a few that I would rather not see naked. Had a $10 dance and then this little spinner came up and instantly started to shift my gears and I think she double clutched it all the way to fourth before she enticed me to the bench area. After that, had a few other $10 dances with a few propositions for more in the VIP area. I was tempted but the Jersey girl seemed like she was going through the motions and more about landing a fish than having a fun. There was another hot girl there (very young) named Cali but she said she was new so I figured she was all talk and no action. As the night wore on I could not get the hot spinner out of my mind (pants). When I was about to leave, I saw D#se on stage and said I wanted a few more dances before I split. Then as we were heading to the area, I asked about the special area. Well—she said all of the right things and instantly cast a spell on me, I was powerless at that point and a wave lifted me off the ground and lead me to the closed-door zone and my wallet just popped out of pocket and my money ran out like a scared animal. I must say when the music started the fun began; this girl knows how to give a mindblowing dance and more. Not everything but she danced with more than just here hands and she stopped talking for a while during the session. It was just her wearing a birthday suit and my vices. Yes it was a little expensive but I probably had more fun with her that night than going for a nice massage or an hour session with a pro. Asked about outside the club experiences but she kind of ignored the question—yet at that point I did not care.[/QUOTE]Why not filter out the attempts at metaphor and overwrought prose and tell us what you got and what it cost you? That's the point of the site.

[QUOTE=Nolaschmoe;1487575]Why not filter out the attempts at metaphor and overwrought prose and tell us what you got and what it cost you? That's the point of the site.[/QUOTE]Hold on, cowboy.

Don't even THINK of messing with the Camel. Probably the best poster around, provides more useful information than a hundred guys combined, and someone you should probably learn to emulate if you really want this site to be good.

Now say you're sorry and it'll never happen again. Go on, say it.

Went to the Bird Friday night around 12:30-1:00am. Maybe I haven't been there in a while, or maybe things have changed but the drink push was unbelievable! I usually never go to strip joints on weekends anyway and maybe its the reason but they had about four or five servers and it was even more relentless as soon as a dancer sat down. It was each server, right after the other every 10-15 seconds. Each time I would politely decline and at one point I even said "maybe later" to which the response was "well. Its later now". Also, each time I would decline, one of the servers would insist by saying something like:

"see'mon."

"Not right now. Thank you"

" Just one. Pleeeease?"

"No, thank you"

"She's really thirsty!"

"Thank you. Not right now."

"Just a little drink for her?"

"NO. Thank You!"

This must have happened at least 10 or 12 times in less than 10 minutes. The dancer that was sitting with me even rolled her eyes because it was just so relentless.

I know the dancers have to sell a certain amount of drinks (on top of having to pay a stage fee to work) and if they don't sell their quota, they have to pay for the drinks themselves.

I explained to her that the sole reason I stopped going there is precisely because of the constant badgering to "buy the lady a drink". I asked her to please let management know that they had lost my business because it just became to annoying to even be there.

I don't think that my comments to her (if she even told management) would make any kind of an impact, but if quite a few guys made management aware just by the volume of complaints either in person, by phone or email (?) maybe. Just maybe they may take notice and, if not end, then at least back off from making a visit to the Bird such an unpleasant experience to the point where guys would just stop going altogether.

I know that its part of the business but honestly, it was the worst I have ever experienced.

I don't get it.

Are there really guys who buckle under the drink pressure? Guys who really say "hell with it, I'll just get her a drink so I don't have to listen to this"?

Because if there are, you guys should be ashamed. Don't fall for it! I can't imagine that management really thinks that badgering is good for business. Although if they were good managers they probably wouldn't be working at a strip club. I've seen ridiculous stuff going on by management at strip clubs, sometimes I just scratch my head as ask what the hell are they thinking?

But I agree, send emails, let them know how stupid the practice is, and don't put up with it. Maybe a review on TUSCL stating how bad it is might help.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1497489]I don't get it.

Are there really guys who buckle under the drink pressure? Guys who really say "hell with it, I'll just get her a drink so I don't have to listen to this"?

Because if there are, you guys should be ashamed. Don't fall for it! I can't imagine that management really thinks that badgering is good for business. Although if they were good managers they probably wouldn't be working at a strip club. I've seen ridiculous stuff going on by management at strip clubs, sometimes I just scratch my head as ask what the hell are they thinking?

But I agree, send emails, let them know how stupid the practice is, and don't put up with it. Maybe a review on TUSCL stating how bad it is might help.[/QUOTE]I've tried e-mailing them everyday ever since this happened but their email is conveniently full.

I HATE all forms of "hard sell", period. I totally understand that strib clubs make their money by pushing drinks, but guys come into these places to relax and have a good time-not pressured to empty their wallets. Seems to me it should be about atmosphere and customer service.

Pushing lap dances is another beef of mine. The last club I was in years ago, I swear we weren't 10 feet inside the door when one of the girls started right in "want to dance?". Honestly, right then I needed to use the bathroom more than anything else, and just wanted to sit at the bar for a bit and get myself oriented before deciding if I wanted to spend any money there (I didn't). They didn't pressure me with buying drinks since I just ordered one coke, and got the message, but every two seconds it seemed another dancer circled around like a vulture and hitting me up, making the whole experince unpleasant. I finally had to say (lie)"Look, I"m out of cash!" before word got around and they FINALLY left me alone. I couldn't tell you much about the place or the dancers-needless to say I never went back.

Hard sell doesn't seem like good business practice to me.

Couple hours to kill on a slow afternoon. Hit up the bird earlier. Mid afternoon, maybe 6-7 girls working, about the same number of customers. Parked my butt on the bench, had a few girls come by at first, they all had a little too much poundage to be interesting, I'm not into the chunkier girls. About 20 min in, little spinner B* sits down with me. Dark black mane of hair, perfect skinny spinner body, we have a little talk, she starts by rubbing my leg and then goes to the boys. Sits in my lap for a bit, I take her for a 2 for 1 dance. 10 bucks well spent. I went and sat back down, and see this hot mixed girl, H, and get her to sit with me. She is hot, spinner. 5'1" with DSL and a tiny girls ass. Ultimate spinner type. Cool girl, sits on my lap, strokin the staff for about 30 min. I bought her a drink, fuck it she put in the effort.

Eventually hit the lap dances, she goes slow, intimate. My style. Plenty of stick shifting. Does the VIP upsell, I negotiate to a good price for what I want. A good 7-8 dances in, hit VIP, she goes slow, but I finish with a bang, She was into it, got real wet, man that body was so perfect, and she gave me exactly what I needed. $$ total dmg for drink, dances, VIP.

[QUOTE=Johnny Dramaa; 1508999]Couple hours to kill on a slow afternoon. Hit up the bird earlier. Mid afternoon, maybe 6-7 girls working, about the same number of customers. Parked my butt on the bench, had a few girls come by at first, they all had a little too much poundage to be interesting, I'm not into the chunkier girls. About 20 min in, little spinner B* sits down with me. Dark black mane of hair, perfect skinny spinner body, we have a little talk, she starts by rubbing my leg and then goes to the boys. Sits in my lap for a bit, I take her for a 2 for 1 dance. 10 bucks well spent. I went and sat back down, and see this hot mixed girl, H, and get her to sit with me. She is hot, spinner. 5'1" with DSL and a tiny girls ass. Ultimate spinner type. Cool girl, sits on my lap, strokin the staff for about 30 min. I bought her a drink, fuck it she put in the effort.

Eventually hit the lap dances, she goes slow, intimate. My style. Plenty of stick shifting. Does the VIP upsell, I negotiate to a good price for what I want. A good 7-8 dances in, hit VIP, she goes slow, but I finish with a bang, She was into it, got real wet, man that body was so perfect, and she gave me exactly what I needed. $$ total dmg for drink, dances, VIP.[/QUOTE] Great report! I know H very well and you've described her style, commitment and intensity perfectly. She is something special but not for everybody because she does cook at a smolder and not a rolling boil. But who knows, she could be perfectly capable of hitting the accelerator, but reads both you and I as being more geared for slow, intimate intensity. I haven't taken her to the VIP, but have had couch sessions with her that defy description. In one instance I knew I had hit into one of what I consider to be the rarest instance when genuine mutual sexual chemistry is happening. Strippers and other sex workers program themselves against that no matter how well they program themselves to fake pleasurable reactions to our clumsy touch. But I could tell that H had given herself permission to cross the line. Not every time, just that one time. If every time, she's faking. She's completely comfortable with what she's doing despite the fact that she's strongly domesticated in real life. Super pro and super girl.

I've been staying away from the Bird recently. Not because my last few visits weren't fully satisfying. But seems to me that management has been telling the girls to keep covered as much as is reasonably possible during the $10 dances. These are not supposed to be nude or topless dances. But up until the last year or so I felt like I had fairly easy access to get under the outfits both visually and with my hands. Now it seems like the girls are at least slightly more defensive about having it all hang out more than momentarily - I often get the "one tit at a time" approach. Not a huge complaint because it is hard to complain that you don't get your money's worth.

And props to you for buying H a drink. Of course I oppose the ridiculous drink hustle at the Bird and other clubs. But it is not a hustle when the girl is sitting with you giving you full access to all her sweetness and is massaging your balls and stroking your shaft for long periods of time for a lousy $10 drink. There can be more action on the Bird Bench over a drink than at a few dozen clubs around SoCal where you are paying $20-40 for short dances that are less satisfying. In fact the Bird Bench is what frequently makes me decide on the Bird when I'm trying to figure out which club to hit. I get great cheap topless and nude dances at DVCOI, but in between dances girls who will even sit down and chat are inclined to engage in the usual boring small talk. At the Bird they let they're hands and fingers do the talking. Nobody should feel they have to buy a drink but what the hell, if the girl is giving you this much action you can pass along a modest reward in return. And do you want her to leave?

Interesting to hear about H.

Fate has always seemed to conspire so that I've never had a dance with her because someone a bit better comes along first. She's not quite my type, a little too spinner for my tastes. But at the same time there's something about her that drives me crazy. Insane legs and butt, big hair, and tiny tits that I'd normally not be too interested in, but on her they look great. But she has always ended up in a lower position on my dance list, and I never seem to get there.

But what's surprising is that I've seen her $10 laps from a distance, and from what I saw they looked very tame and almost boring. Although I didn't make it a point to watch her every moment, but she kept slipping down my list based on those observations.

Anyway, it's good to hear that there's something there for next time. I'll have to give her a try. Though the other negative mark I've given her is for illegal texting and BS'ing on the bench during the game, clearly a 15 yard penalty, and often grounds for ejection. And partly one of the reasons we've never connected.

I was in the area and decided to stop by Imperial Showgirls in the afternoon. It also happened to be the first Tuesday of the month so it was a super Tuesday special. It was $11 to get in and that included a non-alcoholic drink (I used on on a Red bull. No extra charge). The setup has been renovated and look kind of like Spearmint Rhino now. Two stages but only one was being used during the day. Dances were $10 each regular and 3 for $30 in VIP (super Tuesday special).

Saw some familiar faces and a some new ones. Laura seems to have the best booty of any stripper I have seem anywhere. Got a few dances with her and a few others. The place is a grind-factory but don't expect anything much more. Good fun and reasonable prices. Worth a visit if you are in the area.

I haven't frequented the strip club scene much lately. After reading Chris' review I decided to see what exactly was a "fleshlight." There is a adult store at the corner of Ball and State College in Anaheim. Next door is the Sahara- but I digress.

SO- I drifted into Sahara for the "free" 11-1 entry. It was 8 bucks for the bottle of water. I was immediately accosted by Nikki and Cristi- they took me to a seat and sat wonderfully close trying to lure me into some dances. My eyes drifted around the room and stopped on this lovely latin dancer sitting alone and seemingly just chillin'. After a trip to the bathroom I freed myself from the ladies and made my way over. I discovered Lola James, whom has done some porn and has a modeling profile.

[url]http://www.ladirectmodels.com/talent.php?id=830&gender=female[/url]

She was pleasant company- never suggested a dance so after 15 minutes of casual talk I asked her for the 3 for 30. No happy ending, but I really enjoyed her company and she was pleasant. Good bump and grind. I would recommend!

That's all- have fun

I'm looking for clothing recommendations. What do you wear when you visit the bird? Especially if you're planning to go VIP. Last time I wore track pants. They worked ok. Maybe there's a better way.

So what's your wardrobe. Pants, shorts? Zip fly, elastic waistband, other? I'm thinking of trying sweatpants on my next visit, but I'm afraid it would be too tacky.

[QUOTE=Robotbutt; 1520794]I'm looking for clothing recommendations. What do you wear when you visit the bird? Especially if you're planning to go VIP. Last time I wore track pants. They worked ok. Maybe there's a better way.

So what's your wardrobe. Pants, shorts? Zip fly, elastic waistband, other? I'm thinking of trying sweatpants on my next visit, but I'm afraid it would be too tacky.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you have been around, how about posting a review of anything?

[QUOTE=Robotbutt; 1520794]I'm looking for clothing recommendations. What do you wear when you visit the bird? Especially if you're planning to go VIP. Last time I wore track pants. They worked ok. Maybe there's a better way.

So what's your wardrobe. Pants, shorts? Zip fly, elastic waistband, other? I'm thinking of trying sweatpants on my next visit, but I'm afraid it would be too tacky.[/QUOTE]I usually wear normal khaki shorts (not the thick cargo kind). I know others have said to wear loose baggy gym / basketball shorts but.

1. I feel kinda weird wearing those out in public (except playing sports)

2. Things always fall out of the pockets (at least the gym shorts I wear)

I've never had an issue of releasing jr. Sometimes the strippers would try to reach through the pant hole (which is not so loose and thus hard to reach) at which point I would just unzip and the issue is solved.

"Tacky"? What, are you kidding? Who the hell cares whether you're "tacky" or not? What are you, some gay fashion designer or something? Trust me, no other customer cares what you are wearing. And the dancers probably don't care either. And even if they do, so what?

Wear whatever the hell you want. I wear very loose and soft shorts, commando of course. Track pants? Why? Seems like it would be hot, and just makes it more difficult for the dancers.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1521057]"Tacky"? What, are you kidding? Who the hell cares whether you're "tacky" or not? What are you, some gay fashion designer or something? Trust me, no other customer cares what you are wearing. And the dancers probably don't care either. And even if they do, so what?

Wear whatever the hell you want. I wear very loose and soft shorts, commando of course. Track pants? Why? Seems like it would be hot, and just makes it more difficult for the dancers.[/QUOTE]Modify your shorts so they have vecro holding the seams together down both sides. You can pull them off with one hand like a chip and dale's dancer!

[QUOTE=BenderOver;1521261]Modify your shorts so they have vecro holding the seams together down both sides. You can pull them off with one hand like a chip and dale's dancer![/QUOTE]Yeah, I know a guy who lives in St. Louis and "hangs" out in the action strip club over on the Illinois side of the river. Probably has a closet full of running pants with velcro escape hatches for Jr.

But c'mon guys, you do have to draw a line. Use a little discretion and subtlety and don't make the rest of us sick. It was over the cap for me when I went to Deja Vu in North Hollywood one Saturday night about 2 years ago. Place is jam packed with customers (including many couples) and dancers. But one customer is a portly old grandpa looking guy who is wearing nothing but something like a diaper. I kid you not. I was trying to imagine what kind of cash this guy was dropping for a manager to allow him to cavort in this way. It truly was sickening. Not funny unless it is laughing at someone and that's kind of sickening in itself. But I don't think the guy was trying to be funny. Really his conception of optimal lap dance wear. And maybe so, just proving the point that you have to draw a line. Hopefully dudes draw the line closer in that Diaper Dude. Come to think of it, I haven't returned to DJVNH since that Saturday night 2 years ago.

Any suggestions from you strip club vets on the best clubs for Asian performers? Would prefer that extras are available, but also interested in good eye candy.

Well yeah, of course. But that's basic rules of life. You don't go out of the house wearing a ballet tutu, diapers, and various other stuff that only insane people would wear in public. But shorts is shorts. Everyone wears shorts. Everyone wears basketball shorts. Just try passing thru the mens dept in Walmart or whereever, and see if you don't see 10 racks of basketball shorts. You're supposed to wear them. I just chose to wear three sizes too big. Nobody knows, nobody cares, and as Kramer would say "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"