Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SleadHead;6168516]Well I tried again and all new girls.

Younger small boobs all girls I would rate 4 to 5.[/QUOTE]Why the rating so low? Small boobs?

[QUOTE=Blazer1979;6174944]Why the rating so low? Small boobs?[/QUOTE]Two small for a bra saggy folded a at best hairy on bottom.

If you want to sell your body the keep it looking good.

I was in town, so my first night I went to Evergreen: [URL]https://spokane-coeurdalene.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/new-girls509-995-5215enjoy-you/375340130775[/URL].

I thought that a place with a table shower that advertised on STG would be the kind of place I was looking for. But the only woman working was in her late 50's and built like a teapot ("short and stout" No teasing, no signals that more was available. Which was, honestly, fine, because between her age and shape and coughing during the massage, I wasn't really in the mood. Also, the massage itself was terrible.

The next night I went to 1+1 Oil: [URL]https://spokane-coeurdalene.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/100-real-asian-fullservice509-/031736528928[/URL].

Part of the "OIl" group. One lady working, late 30's or early 40's, clean and pretty enough. The massage was pretty good. But when the flip was disappointing. Almost no teasing with her hands and then a 30 second CBJ before CFS. The ad said BBBJ (and even BBFS); I asked for BBBJ and she shook her head on put on the cover. At an AMP, I'm not just looking for someone to fuck, I'm looking to be pampered, and her attitude was definitely, "I'm just someone for him to fuck. ".

I had a previously great experience here with an Asian cougar-type back when snow was on the ground and wanted to try again after circling my normal spots. MMS answered who is teapot shaped (I'm going to use that now thank you). Asked for 90 minute and they wouldn't do it so I opted for 60 minute 4 hand.

MMS starts the massage and says the other girl is "eating" and she finally joins 10 min in after I asked about where she was. Massage was ok, girl #2 didn't really do much besides rub my legs.

When flip came, I opted for double CBJ. MMS was not that good but other girl let me rub her pussy OTC and suck her nipples while MMS blew me, then I had girl #2 blow me and have them swap off.

They both got tired and took the condom off and gave HJ til completion. Both rushed me out in like 45 minutes.

Probably not going to go back here again, I give it grade C+ overall.

[QUOTE=LouDog1017;6177959]I had a previously great experience here with an Asian cougar-type back when snow was on the ground and wanted to try again after circling my normal spots. MMS answered who is teapot shaped (I'm going to use that now thank you). Asked for 90 minute and they wouldn't do it so I opted for 60 minute 4 hand.

MMS starts the massage and says the other girl is "eating" and she finally joins 10 min in after I asked about where she was. Massage was ok, girl #2 didn't really do much besides rub my legs.

When flip came, I opted for double CBJ. MMS was not that good but other girl let me rub her pussy OTC and suck her nipples while MMS blew me, then I had girl #2 blow me and have them swap off.

They both got tired and took the condom off and gave HJ til completion. Both rushed me out in like 45 minutes.

Probably not going to go back here again, I give it grade C+ overall.[/QUOTE]Thank you for taking one for the team. I can't say I'm surprised by your report of it being a let down. You described the MMS but how did the other girl look?

[QUOTE=TheGuyThatShy;6185910]Thank you for taking one for the team. I can't say I'm surprised by your report of it being a let down. You described the MMS but how did the other girl look?[/QUOTE]She was ok. Had a white skirt w / some panties under and a red shirt w medium breasts and some nice nipples. I'd say she was like 5' 5"maybe a little shorter but definitely skinny.

Just thought I'd add in a few reviews here. One for Happy Day Massage and Space Oil Massage.

So I've been to Happy Day Massage only twice and got the same girl. Sorry, didn't get her name though. Very cute Asian with a nice little butt and small / medium boobs. Both times I went she was very friendly and gave me a very nice table bath (first time experiencing that) and then proceeded to an actually very nice massage. Only request would be that she did more teasing before the flip. Opted for HJ and her technique was on point and I didn't last long. I'd definitely go back and possible ask for more.

Space Oil. Been there many times as it's super close to my work which makes it very convenient. The last few times I went it was a new girl. She did alright with the massage but very little teasing. One gal I'd seen many times before (not sure if she's there anymore) isn't the best looking, little on the compact side but has a fun personality. Her massage is good, pretty aggressive which felt great, lots of great teasing before the flip, so much that once I lost it before even flipping. Definitely one place that I enjoy going to but worried that it might be on the radar so probably will limit visits there for a bit.

Next stop though will be Bliss. I'll be sure to post a report on it.

Stopped in with some time on my hands at that place by the cop shop. Was greeted by a handsy dog faced droopy boobed dark skinned early 30 yo with a high and tight nice butt.

I asked if there was another girl and out popped a mid 20's light skinned girl with a great body who gave me a great hug. But when she smiled it looked like a rotten garden in hell. Instant no for me.

Left and came back an hour later and decided on the 30 yo thinking she might be great at the massage.

She was. It was a great massage! My hands roamed every where. Up top, down low, FIA, and a tight FIV. She asked me if I wanted boom boom. Yes I do thinking if it was a tight fit for a finger. This is going to be GREAT!. By the time she disrobed I was not really in the mood again due to her lack of. Everything. She went to town with BBBJ that was pretty good not very deep. Once we got to the main event- it was like an open soup can. I don't know how it went from long neck beer bottle to family style soup can. Went through 5 positions but felt like a hot dog thrown down a hallway. Finished by hand which was good. Quite the menu and experience for $1. 5 but no repeat for me.

[QUOTE=WestCoastr;6193590]Stopped in with some time on my hands at that place by the cop shop. Was greeted by a handsy dog faced droopy boobed dark skinned early 30 yo with a high and tight nice butt.

I asked if there was another girl and out popped a mid 20's light skinned girl with a great body who gave me a great hug. But when she smiled it looked like a rotten garden in hell. Instant no for me.

Left and came back an hour later and decided on the 30 yo thinking she might be great at the massage.

She was. It was a great massage! My hands roamed every where. Up top, down low, FIA, and a tight FIV. She asked me if I wanted boom boom. Yes I do thinking if it was a tight fit for a finger. This is going to be GREAT!. By the time she disrobed I was not really in the mood again due to her lack of. Everything. She went to town with BBBJ that was pretty good not very deep. Once we got to the main event- it was like an open soup can. I don't know how it went from long neck beer bottle to family style soup can. Went through 5 positions but felt like a hot dog thrown down a hallway. Finished by hand which was good. Quite the menu and experience for $1. 5 but no repeat for me.[/QUOTE]Sorry you got so unlucky here lmao. I drive by this place every single day for work and always thought it just didn't look like the girls there would be quality since it was airway. Glad you toftt and confirmed my suspicions.

Went back to the place by Walmart on Sprague. Wow! A tall good looking, ah, therapist named Summer greeted me. Then a little hobgoblin came out. No thank you. The tall drink of water was incredible! 69 to cg to dog to rcg and that was she wrote.

Almost don't want to make this report it was so great!

Also dropped by the place by NT mapping- yowza- hard to say no to Alicia. Older but dayum! Linda up at that Thai place by piece of mind is a cutie too.

But that one by Walmart. Amazing. Be aware of the hobgoblin though.

[QUOTE=WestCoastr;6208776]Went back to the place by Walmart on Sprague. Wow! A tall good looking, ah, therapist named Summer greeted me. Then a little hobgoblin came out. No thank you. The tall drink of water was incredible! 69 to cg to dog to rcg and that was she wrote.

Almost don't want to make this report it was so great!

Also dropped by the place by NT mapping- yowza- hard to say no to Alicia. Older but dayum! Linda up at that Thai place by piece of mind is a cutie too.

But that one by Walmart. Amazing. Be aware of the hobgoblin though.[/QUOTE]One near WM, was she into free wheeling or raincoat all the what?

Just got back from an hour massage here. This was was second visit to Linda after waiting a few months since the first time. I think this is going to be the last time as well. Completely different experience from the first time I saw her. She lacked any sort of playfulness or enthusiasm, which were the only things on the first visit that made me think she was worth seeing again. To top it all off, she shorted me about 15 minutes. This is what really puts me off. I can understand and appreciate an off day as far as enthusiasm is concerned but to short me on time I paid for tells me this is not just an off day, something changed. She may put on an act for new customers, maybe she was just having a really good day the first time I saw her, who knows. Will not repeat and will not recommend.

[QUOTE=JDobson1551;6210287]One near WM, was she into free wheeling or raincoat all the what?[/QUOTE]Rain coat but truly didn't matter. The coat made no difference except thankfully extent my time. One of the best experiences yet.

Stay away! Worst experience I've ever had at an AMP. Masseuse, if she could even be called that, did a lousy job on the massage. Paid for an hour and at best got 40 min. Only reason for stopping here was due to convenience and I was super sore in my shoulders and upper back which barely addressed. Don't waste your time or money here. Wishing I would have gone anywhere else but there.

Ran into this place purely by accident. I saw Yumi at Bliss. She is short (5'1 5'4), pretty face, amazing skin, and petite build all around. She gave me a good massage for about 15 minutes and turned me over. We agreed on the details and she took off her dress. She started a sensual BBBJ. She is very talented going from slow to fast then deep throat. I switched her to 69 and ate her shaved pussy. My tongue was getting tired so we went to cowgirl. Condom went on and she rode me while I grabbed her tits. Next I laid her down for missionary. I fucked her with legs over my shoulders. Then got her on all fours for standing doggy. Pounder her until I bust inside her. She cleaned me with a hot towel and gave me some mouthwash to. I dressed and was on my way with a cold bottle of water. Great service. I will return to see Yumi again. Cost is $$. 5 plus entry fee.