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[QUOTE=Handyman3;3117545]When I texted her a few months ago, she threatened to call the cops!! WTF?? Why did she put an ad up??[/QUOTE]I actually kind of like her,(go figure), but she definitely has major, major issues. Not the ones that we normally associated with the business but other significant ones. She is highly intelligent and enjoyed talking with her but there would be a situation where I am just quietly listening and she gets wound up and then really goes off and it's total projection as if it's not me sitting there but someone else (or multiple persons). Can't say I felt threatened but I most definitely thought she would draw a crowd. There was a real sense of loss of control about to happen.

Date: 10/18/16.
Provider: Selena.

Address: Colonie Center / Wolf Road area.
Appointment Type: Incall.

Activities: BBBJ, DATY, Ass-Worship, CFS, HJ, K-9, Cow-Girl, 69.
Session Length: 30+.
Fee: 200.

Hair Length and Color: Med-Long Brunette.
Age: 19.
Ethnic Background: Hispanic.

Physical Description: 5'2 120# Beautiful face, great rack-DD natural, thick / not fat-tight skin-great complexion. Sexy young Babe!
I had to reach her through Extreme Alexis.

I was speaking with my favorite regular lady about a new friend she has. 19 yrs old and very new to the business. Told her I was interested and she helped put us together.... MUCH APPRECIATED!!

Made an appointment and in less than 2 hrs I was with Selena at a decent Mall area incall. Needless to say I was very pleased to make her acquaintance. ;) She is a VERY pretty, sexy young lady who hasn't spent very much time playing in our favorite hobby.

We got to know each other for a few minutes and then I jumped in the shower. When I got out I found her naked on the bed ready, willing and definitely able. When I asked what was on her menu she really had no idea what I was talking about, so I took a few minutes to explain what that meant. After an 'A-HA' moment on her part, she indicated no kissing, no anal- fingers or otherwise, but everything else was fair game.

We spent a few minutes exploring and I must say she has a fucking gorgeous set of tits! I could have suffocated myself in them many times over and tried to! :) What a great rack! And she has a sexy innocent face that looks even better with my cock between her lips! She gave a decent BBBJ for a while and then we switched to 69 with her on top.

What a great view! And what a delicious pussy she has. I was loving every minute of it. Face buried in that sweet ass and pussy while she gobbled the knob, I almost blew too soon! She is very new to this so there was instruction necessary regarding the switching positions and services. Not an issue, but it should be noted that she takes instruction very well.

After a bit I had her lay back and I dove in for a round of DATY that I haven't enjoyed like that in a long time.... Fresh, natural and very responsive. My face was dripping wet with her juices and I was lapping like a drought ridden prairie dog! ;) I just love eating pussy SO much! Especially when they are really, truly down with it. And she was!!

Eventually, I put the cover on and she climbed on top for some great cowgirl. What a site! Pretty face and big jack titties bouncing in my face! Her boobs are big but tight. Not sloppy or saggy at all. Played a little motorboat while she rode me like a wild bucking bronco! She really knows how to move that thang! I switched to some happy K-9 and hit it from behind on the side of the bed for a bit and enjoyed the view.

Finally, I got down on the side of the bed and ate her pussy and ass from behind. She was so wet and tasty.,.. my chin was dripping as I finished myself off. Jumped up and popped all over her sweet ass and back. What a fucking site to see!
I went to the bathroom and grabbed a towel and helped her clean up. I was spent and could have passed out right there if I had the time.

Overall, it was a hot time with a fresh new babe. I'll be back, no doubt. And I also have no doubt she will get better and better with more experience. She has the 'newbie' hesitancy as her only fault. Always worried if she is 'doing it right' etc.... What a great 'fault' to have right? ;)

I'm sprouting wood again just thinking about it.

Peace.
PK.

[QUOTE=StressRelief;3114404]Is this the one?

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lola/22639423[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure that's her from looking at the pictures but for whatever reason she has multiple phone numbers apparently.

[QUOTE=Matt574;3117685]I actually kind of like her,(go figure), but she definitely has major, major issues. Not the ones that we normally associated with the business but other significant ones. She is highly intelligent and enjoyed talking with her but there would be a situation where I am just quietly listening and she gets wound up and then really goes off and it's total projection as if it's not me sitting there but someone else (or multiple persons). Can't say I felt threatened but I most definitely thought she would draw a crowd. There was a real sense of loss of control about to happen.[/QUOTE]Sounds like schizophrenia.

I saw Vanessa not long ago. A few texts back and forth and I was at her Nisky apt in less than an hour. She is vey tall-like 5'10" slim build with huge tits. Great smile very nice. Cool girl. Anyway she met me at the door and we had to walk by her roommate which she assured me there would be no problem. Nerdy fellow-the couch potato type. Said hi and darted into her room. We started with some convo for a good while. Then some DFK while we took our clothes off. We kissed for a while and then she went down for some nice BBBJ. Great technique with lots of spitting and slurping. She seemed to really be into it and I know I was. I decided to just let her blow me until I came. She took every last drop and then a spit. She brought me a warm wet wash cloth and handed it to me. Got dressed and was gone. Damage was $100.

She usually advertises on e* Only seen her on BP a few times.

[QUOTE=DonnyDraper;3135495]I saw Vanessa not long ago. A few texts back and forth and I was at her Nisky apt in less than an hour. She is vey tall-like 5'10" slim build with huge tits. Great smile very nice. Cool girl. Anyway she met me at the door and we had to walk by her roommate which she assured me there would be no problem. Nerdy fellow-the couch potato type. Said hi and darted into her room. We started with some convo for a good while. Then some DFK while we took our clothes off. We kissed for a while and then she went down for some nice BBBJ. Great technique with lots of spitting and slurping. She seemed to really be into it and I know I was. I decided to just let her blow me until I came. She took every last drop and then a spit. She brought me a warm wet wash cloth and handed it to me. Got dressed and was gone. Damage was $100.

She usually advertises on e* Only seen her on BP a few times.[/QUOTE]100 for a BJ with spit? I like Vanessa and all, I've talked to her a bunch, nice girl, but that's not 100 of service. Eye of the beholder I guess.

[QUOTE=EGrayUpState;3136433]100 for a BJ with spit? I like Vanessa and all, I've talked to her a bunch, nice girl, but that's not 100 of service. Eye of the beholder I guess.[/QUOTE]Hey Egray. I'm glad you talked with her and all but let's not be so quick to judge without even seeing her. The truth of the matter is I can get laid ANYTIME I want to. I just wanted a fucking blow job. It's nice every now and then to just lay back and watch a young lady sucking my cock. Like I said in my review there was a lot of DFK and convo. I left happy. Bottom line is--I didn't want to fuck, I didn't feel like eating pussy or licking some ass. I just wanted my dick sucked! And yea I paid a hunge! Chump change my friend. Later.

Woah buddy, relax. Wasn't a negative on her or you. I was just saying 100 for a BJ is a bit much imo (this forum or the other literally just had this convo). Like I more cryptically said before, it's worth whatever you want to pay. You do you.

[QUOTE=DonnyDraper;3136598]Hey Egray. I'm glad you talked with her and all but let's not be so quick to judge without even seeing her. The truth of the matter is I can get laid ANYTIME I want to. I just wanted a fucking blow job. It's nice every now and then to just lay back and watch a young lady sucking my cock. Like I said in my review there was a lot of DFK and convo. I left happy. Bottom line is--I didn't want to fuck, I didn't feel like eating pussy or licking some ass. I just wanted my dick sucked! And yea I paid a hunge! Chump change my friend. Later.[/QUOTE]Wow. EGray must have really touched a nerve with his comment (I didn't read it to be judgmental in any way). But that defense was cringe-worthy. In fact, it was spring loaded, cringe-worthy. It just missed being the trifecta of the developing or fragile male ego but was certainly worthy of a perfecta with the "I can get laid ANYTIME'" and the "hunge!" (though I have no clue where that comes from but I'll presume from the context it means 100) being "chump change" reply. The only defense missing was a reference to cock size (perhaps that was implied in the caps). Now that would have earned the trifecta. Usually, one must be in a high school locker room to hear that kind of boasting.

[QUOTE=EnigmasTop;3139503]Wow. EGray must have really touched a nerve with his comment (I didn't read it to be judgmental in any way). But that defense was cringe-worthy. In fact, it was spring loaded, cringe-worthy. It just missed being the trifecta of the developing or fragile male ego but was certainly worthy of a perfecta with the "I can get laid ANYTIME'" and the "hunge!" (though I have no clue where that comes from but I'll presume from the context it means 100) being "chump change" reply. The only defense missing was a reference to cock size (perhaps that was implied in the caps). Now that would have earned the trifecta. Usually, one must be in a high school locker room to hear that kind of boasting.[/QUOTE]Amen to that! ;).

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=EnigmasTop;3139503]Wow. EGray must have really touched a nerve with his comment (I didn't read it to be judgmental in any way). But that defense was cringe-worthy. In fact, it was spring loaded, cringe-worthy. It just missed being the trifecta of the developing or fragile male ego but was certainly worthy of a perfecta with the "I can get laid ANYTIME'" and the "hunge!" (though I have no clue where that comes from but I'll presume from the context it means 100) being "chump change" reply. The only defense missing was a reference to cock size (perhaps that was implied in the caps). Now that would have earned the trifecta. Usually, one must be in a high school locker room to hear that kind of boasting.[/QUOTE]Mystery solved:

[URL]http://growingfruit.org/t/hunge-apple/6316[/URL]

[QUOTE=EnigmasTop;3139503]Wow. EGray must have really touched a nerve with his comment (I didn't read it to be judgmental in any way). But that defense was cringe-worthy. In fact, it was spring loaded, cringe-worthy. It just missed being the trifecta of the developing or fragile male ego but was certainly worthy of a perfecta with the "I can get laid ANYTIME'" and the "hunge!" (though I have no clue where that comes from but I'll presume from the context it means 100) being "chump change" reply. The only defense missing was a reference to cock size (perhaps that was implied in the caps). Now that would have earned the trifecta. Usually, one must be in a high school locker room to hear that kind of boasting.[/QUOTE]While reading this form for fun and entertainment, therza been some odd postings lately (past few weeks), new people posting as if they have been here forever and such.

LEO? Who knows, PIMPS? Doubt it. Someone from the Media posting with a bunch of names? Maybe.

Most of those new posters, except this one have vanishes, and they had "carried on conversations herein with each other in a most peculiar way. There has been some reporting interest of BP and CL on the news lately. Maybe someone is workin on something bigger?

[QUOTE=Freedom2B;3139727]While reading this form for fun and entertainment, therza been some odd postings lately (past few weeks), new people posting as if they have been here forever and such.

LEO? Who knows, PIMPS? Doubt it. Someone from the Media posting with a bunch of names? Maybe.

Most of those new posters, except this one have vanishes, and they had "carried on conversations herein with each other in a most peculiar way. There has been some reporting interest of BP and CL on the news lately. Maybe someone is workin on something bigger?[/QUOTE]Yes I am new to this site but certainly not to the hobby. In fact I had my first encounter with a street walker in Tampa Florida in 1981 and have been hooked ever since. I've been very active over these 35 years-some years more than others and have been with. It's got to be close to a couple of thousand women. I have had many great experiences, some bad ones, some scary ones and have been ripped off more than I care to admit. You see I was hobbying before the internet. Before there were reviews. Before you could see pics. It was like TOFTT every time!

So when a member made a comment to me about "that's all the provider did for $100-- I say WTF. I say WTF because I can remember back in 1986 giving a SW $40-then I pull my pants down and she takes off running! Leaving me with dick in hand--literally!! I can remember a few years later giving a SW her money and she wanted to "stop somewhere first" only to never see her again!! I can remember back in 1991 in St Pete Fl meeting a girl at her hotel room and she sucked my dick for 1 minute and told me I was taking too long and that she was going to call her boyfriend. I can remember being pulled over three different times by po po because they saw a SW get in my car. I can remember being walked up on by po po while me and SW were in the act. I can remember getting my car impounded when a cop saw a SW get in my car and I didn't realize my license was suspended. I had to walk home and explain it to my wife--not the truth of course. I can remember 4 years ago taking one for the team at her private residence and the boy friend pounding on the door after I gave her a nice crisp Ben Franklin.

And there's more believe me.

So, for me to give a well reviewed, young, decent looking nice body gal in her safe Nisky apartment. 100 USA Dollars for "just"a blow job. Well that's just fine with me! Especially since it's all I wanted! She was down for anything but it's all I wanted.

So yea I got a little arrogant with the "hunge" and the "chump change" thing but I've been through a lot. I have paid much more for much less service. A good experience is a frame of mind.

First off Happy Thanksgiving fellas hope your eating more turkey than coochie this holiday weekend.

Fresh off an overnight stay out of town (work related) I decided to let off some steam before going to the outlaws I mean in-laws hit up honey bunzz on our favorite site she's at a hotel close to the greyhound simple two call system. Nowadays you have to take precautions before doing these encounters as well all know. I opt for the 1 hr 1. 5 So I go up there just to see if she is who she says she is (lots of stolen pictures in rotation) turns out she is who she is she has quite a few tats stand roughly 5'8 little crusty looking darker colored young 26-30. I go up there with all one dollar bills. Immediately tell her dance for me. She puts on dance attire dances for one song and says she is tired old fat fart!! I tell her give me a massage she give me a sub-par one I was hoping for like a real massage not a body rub at this point I'm frustrated and decide to tell her it's time for a BJ covered of course nice warm mouth tongue ring lots of attention to the balls. SB: She claims to be open to fetishes I tell her maybe next time. I'm enjoying my self. I'm rooting her on and tell her do a good job I'll give you a tip and become a regular. Thinking this would motivate her. She starts clock watching and I'm sitting here like why is it so hard to find a decent escort LOL I don't think they understand the concept of longevity I'm telling treat me good geesh this only our first time don't you want me to come back? Miss attitude is a fool and missed out on another 1. 5 I was literally up there 25 minutes this includes her getting dressed up. YMMV and if you have someone in mind (ebony) that's not drugged out or looking for a quick couple bucks PM me because it's getting annoying and cold out for all this I might as well just stick to my old lady or just get a young side girlfriend.

[QUOTE=QuePowder;3161088]First off Happy Thanksgiving fellas hope your eating more turkey than coochie this holiday weekend.

Fresh off an overnight stay out of town (work related) I decided to let off some steam before going to the outlaws I mean in-laws hit up honey bunzz on our favorite site she's at a hotel close to the greyhound simple two call system. Nowadays you have to take precautions before doing these encounters as well all know. I opt for the 1 hr 1. 5 So I go up there just to see if she is who she says she is (lots of stolen pictures in rotation) turns out she is who she is she has quite a few tats stand roughly 5'8 little crusty looking darker colored young 26-30. I go up there with all one dollar bills. Immediately tell her dance for me. She puts on dance attire dances for one song and says she is tired old fat fart!! I tell her give me a massage she give me a sub-par one I was hoping for like a real massage not a body rub at this point I'm frustrated and decide to tell her it's time for a BJ covered of course nice warm mouth tongue ring lots of attention to the balls. SB: She claims to be open to fetishes I tell her maybe next time. I'm enjoying my self. I'm rooting her on and tell her do a good job I'll give you a tip and become a regular. Thinking this would motivate her. She starts clock watching and I'm sitting here like why is it so hard to find a decent escort LOL I don't think they understand the concept of longevity I'm telling treat me good geesh this only our first time don't you want me to come back? Miss attitude is a fool and missed out on another 1. 5 I was literally up there 25 minutes this includes her getting dressed up. YMMV and if you have someone in mind (ebony) that's not drugged out or looking for a quick couple bucks PM me because it's getting annoying and cold out for all this I might as well just stick to my old lady or just get a young side girlfriend.[/QUOTE]Sometimes ending up on the good side of "YMMV" is as easy as showing some manners and respect to the girl you are visiting. Just sayin'.