Massage Parlor Reports

Hey Boojesh. You're in for a real treat my friend. I can remember my time like it was yesterday. Some things to remember about MP's. Don't go on Friday or Saturday nights. That's the busiest time, and you're more likely to get rushed because of all the traffic that will be coming in. Here in town I would suggest Yoshiko. I like it because you can park in the O' Charley's lot and kind of keep everything on the down low. It's going to cost you $60 for the hour and depending on what you want to pay for extra. Never ever take your billfold in. Just put your door fee in one pocket and your "tips" in the other. I have always gone in with a set amount of dough. I know for a hundy, I get a good massage and some handwork, while the lady is completely nude, and I get to partake of her body. They will scoff at a $40 tip, but they get over it. There have been occasions over the years where I have gotten a sample menu of everything and never payed over $120. I guarantee you you could go in with $160 total, and get everything your little heart desires. When they leave you in the room to get changed, get nude and just sit on the table. That way with your junk on display before she starts, it's let's her know you're not LE, and it puts everyone at ease. I always skip the shower. I don't like the communal loofa or soap. And don't waste your time with the sauna. Just go to the room and enjoy. Asian women are the BEST. If you have any questions, PM me. I know the ins and outs of MP's.

Boojeesh, the only thing I would add to Spiderman's post is to be aware that you might not get all you are looking for on the first try... they sometimes hold back until they get to know you. I've had it happen both ways...

To: Spider Man

Just wanted to say thanks for the FAQ on the AMPs. Never been to one but I might give it a try now. 50miles away from downtown so it's kinda hard to drive down just to have a look around and it be completely empty of SW. Now I've got a backup plan

Thanks again

[QUOTE=Kingte]Just out of curiousty, why didn't you finish during FS, you couldn't or she didn't let you? I haven't been in awhile but thinking about hitting it up this weekend. Don't want any surprises. Everytime I have been before was a beautiful experience. From the look of the girls to the service. I hope they haven't fixed something that wasn't broken![/QUOTE]

Oh, it definitely wasn't her. Q is the best AMP gal I've ever been with. Have seen her at least 4 times before. I guess I would have to chalk it up to a long, long day. I had gotten started around 4am and had been at it all day. She was great and obliging. I'm thinking about driving back over just to visit the Y. ATL AMPs suck in comparison.

[QUOTE=Love Kgirls]I've never done a two-girl session at the Y, but I've done a lot of them in other AMPs all over the country. The most interaction I have ever experienced between girls at an AMP is some light touching of breasts, and that appeared wholly contrived and less than enthusiastic. There may well be girls at AMPs somewhere who get into a nice 3-way thing, but if there are such girls, I have never heard about them or experienced them. If anyone has knowledge of such girls at any AMP in Bham or Atlanta, especially the Y, then please PM me, and I'll grab my coat and wallet and head out the door now![/QUOTE]Last year, when I was in B'ham a lot, I booked a 2girl session at the Y 4 or 5 times. Twice it was sequential one-on-one sessions with overlap of both girls to end one and start the second round, and twice it was both providers working me over at the same time in one session, and one time it was sequential, but they were never in the room together and a third girl came in between sessions to give me a drink and a restorative rubdown. But you're right, no interaction between the two girls. Amy, Q, and Sky were both involved in one or more of the combos. Jessica was too, and was fandamtastic (PM me for details), but I believe she has moved on.

I've heard that Gold Spa in ATL will accomodate the girl-girl show, but it is pricey, and that place is already overpriced, even though the masseuses are model gorgeous.

Sure thing redc. I hope you partake one day.

I had a exceptional workout with Jasmine last night. She has the most perfect set of natural breasts, awesome ass too! She claims to be Mongolian and 24 years old.

She was a lot of fun, little shy but in no way did it detract from our session. It was a cute shy! She is such a goofball once she gets comfortable. We talked about movies and laughed together at our silliness.

Had a nice workout session with cindy. Gave a really good and long massage and then on the flip performed well. I would recommend her.

Piling on with all of the reports of the Y, I stopped in for a workout and had Cherry as my trainer. Excellent experience as always and I remain insanely jealous of what you guys have here. One of the consistenly best places I frequent around the country....

Is a tour of greece an option at any of the local birmingham travel agencies?

Spent some time at the Y recently. My attendant was Mimi. Nothing special. Decent body, but she seemed older and been round the block. Had a tattoo, first I've seen at. I met another on the way out. She looked great (isn't that the way it goes). Can't remember her name.

J

Had a workout with Donna, claimed to be 24, great workout, paid $.6 total, left very satisfied. Meet Sky on the way out, I will be booking with her next report

I visited the Y yesterday had a really great time with SKy.She is very sexy
gave a decent massage also TS was good.Later she put me through my paces awesome workout we both were a little wobbly afterwards.

It's been a few years for me and just now getting back into the work out routine. What is the best way to approach to make sure others are not watching me? I know sometimes that some people like to watch the Y and find out who is joining. Any clues as to watch for? PM me is that is better for you.

So I got bored from business trip, went to Hooters, nothing too excite about the Hooter girls, most of them so so looking, I am just a guy like to flirt, but dang some of those Hooter girls got no at$$, what up with some of these southern gal? One or two has a nice rack but since I am at$$ man, I can't see myself with girls who got no at$$.

I end up went to Y AMP, ask for Sky since some of you post here she a good looking, they sent me to the room, first it was Mimi or something like that, she got the whole, package, but her belly kinda wrinkles which turn me off a little, next they sent in someone name Jasmine, she look ok but got no at$$. WTF? Then finally I was told Sky will be done soon and will be in, finally she came in, man I don't know how of you mongers thinks she look good. I can't even get turn on by her while she gave me massages, so I poke out. 60 and asked for Mimi, but now she got some company, I was told if I come back 30 minutes later she will be available.

I left unsatisfying with my hunting, ending up drive around, see the be down the road but some freaking white SUV park out side and I didn't want take a chance to meet up with Uncle LEO, so I pass the place and turn around the other way, I saw the V AMP, I came in, dang! They sent in this dam old ass skeleton looking, I asked if they have anythings else beside that skeleton looking, and was told that was the only thing there, I left and drove down across street to S S AMP, well to my lucky, they show me the one had better at$$ then all the one I seen before else where, remember, I am an at$$ man.

I paid my. 60, she gave me shower then usual stuff to clean me up, while gave me the shower, she ask if she can touch my johnson, I said not a problems and started play with her bit in the shower, we get back to the room, I told her I want to dream about her with everything accept I don't do Greek, she start to bargain with me, and ask me to show her what I got. I show her everything I got which is just $ left, she said that fine, we got down to the business, man, I must tell you, her rack wasn't big, it was ok, but her at$$ and body make up for it and I was in wild dream, I was the best dream I had in a while. I found out later she was like 36 years old, but dang she was good, at least for me. In the end I left happy with $. 60 all together at S S.

I know everyone has different taste and dream, but a lot of time I read this board and going to hunt for the one some of you mongers said it was good, only to find out they were not that good, I know I can't expect super model, but dang how do you mongers thing the one with no behind is look good?